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->''"''(fake loading screen)'' I know that as data storage goes, cartridges were only about one step above a piece of paper with holes in it, but if there was one area where they excelled, it was lo-- ''(fake loading screen)'' --ading times. I found myself musing on this while I waited for '''VideoGame/BionicCommando''' to install itself on the [=PS3=], then download an update, install the trophies, then lock itself in the bathroom for an hour to pluck its eyebrows, and even once I'd waded through the cutscenes and tutorials and gotten to the bit where I get to press buttons, the loading screens broke up the action so much I can now see the words '''press X to jump''' every time I close my eyes."''
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->''"''(fake loading screen)'' I know that as data storage goes, cartridges were only about one step above a piece of paper with holes in it, but if there was one area where they excelled, it was lo-- ''(fake loading screen)'' --ading times. I found myself musing on this while I waited for '''VideoGame/BionicCommando''' '''VideoGame/BionicCommando2009''' to install itself on the [=PS3=], then download an update, install the trophies, then lock itself in the bathroom for an hour to pluck its eyebrows, and even once I'd waded through the cutscenes and tutorials and gotten to the bit where I get to press buttons, the loading screens broke up the action so much I can now see the words '''press X to jump''' every time I close my eyes."''
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->''"Then, there's this problem: the load time. Load of shit! You could go dump your ass in the time it takes! So, if you're going to play the UsefulNotes/SegaCD, grab a beer and be patient."''
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->''"Then, there's this problem: the load time. Load of shit! You could go dump your ass in the time it takes! So, if you're going to play the UsefulNotes/SegaCD, Platform/SegaCD, grab a beer and be patient."''
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->''"The first ''AVGN'' game we're gonna look at is ''The Angry Video '''Game''''', by Eric Ruth. This was the first ''AVGN'' game that ever came to my attention, back in 2008. You might be wondering what took me so long to get around to it? Well, the answer is simple: That's how long it took to load it on my UsefulNotes/Commodore64!"''
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->''"The first ''AVGN'' game we're gonna look at is ''The Angry Video '''Game''''', by Eric Ruth. This was the first ''AVGN'' game that ever came to my attention, back in 2008. You might be wondering what took me so long to get around to it? Well, the answer is simple: That's how long it took to load it on my UsefulNotes/Commodore64!"''Platform/Commodore64!"''
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->''"465. Four hundred and sixty-five loading screens. Oh yeah. I counted 'em. Four hundred and sixty-five. And that's just the ones you HAVE to see, not including any missions you fail, any unnecessary times you go from one hub world to another, this is assuming you do everything in the game PERFECTLY. And you wanna know how long all the loading screens are, together? Oh yeah, I did THAT, too! One hour, fifty-eight minutes and thirty-four seconds. That's almost two hours of NOTHING. That's almost two goddamn collective hours of WAITING for something to happen!"''
-->--'''Charriii5''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUiDcaLwwiM Everything Wrong With Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) in 57 and a Half Minutes]]"
-->--'''Charriii5''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUiDcaLwwiM Everything Wrong With Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) in 57 and a Half Minutes]]"
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->''"In fact, the game is no longer an [[FirstPersonShooter FPS]] at all, but more of a [[BattleRoyaleGame battle royale]] where the objective of the game is [[SarcasmMode to be the player who keeps Overwatch on the longest]]. When you first enter a match, there are 3000 other players in there with you, which is unprecedented for a battle royale. I think in VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}, it only goes up to like one hundred players max. But if you keep Overwatch open long enough, it'll start outlasting a lot of the other players. Ooh! Look at that! It jumped down to 2000! That was a big move right there. That might be play of the game."''
-->--'''LetsPlay/{{videogamedunkey}}''' on ''[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Overwatch 2's]]'' launch
-->--'''LetsPlay/{{videogamedunkey}}''' on ''[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Overwatch 2's]]'' launch
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'''[=NTom64=]:''' Hmm, is this loading screen the boss?\\\
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-->--''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIkPOKzIw0 Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 3)]] by LetsPlay/HellfireCommentaries.
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-->--'''Pokecapn,''' ''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk5dNCBF8I0 Let's Play, Part 14]].
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-->--'''Pokecapn,''' ''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)'' ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'' [[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Let's Play]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk5dNCBF8I0 Let's Play, Part 14]].
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-->-- A WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants time card, that can depict how long one loading screen can take.
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-->-- A WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' time card, that can depict how long one loading screen can take.
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'''THD:''' I'm so glad that this cutscene of the [[ArtisticLicenseHistory Cerberus]] being destroyed was sandwiched by loading screens, because ''that's'' what we needed!
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'''THD:''' I'm so glad that this cutscene of the [[ArtisticLicenseHistory Cerberus]] being destroyed was sandwiched by loading screens, because ''that's'' what we needed!
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'''THD:''' I'm so glad that this cutscene of the[[ArtisticLicenseHistory Cerberus]] Cerberus being destroyed was sandwiched by loading screens, because ''that's'' what we needed!
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'''THD:''' I'm so glad that this cutscene of the
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->''"Boot, you [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal transistorized tormentor]]! [[BigWordShout BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT]]!"''
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->''"Boot, you [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal transistorized tormentor]]! [[BigWordShout BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT]]!"''tormentor! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"''
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->''"Plus fifty thousand loading screens shown every time you do a thing"''
-->--'''Creator/JoshScorcher''', "Modern Game Calamity", about ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''
-->--'''Creator/JoshScorcher''', "Modern Game Calamity", about ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''
