History Quotes / LeslieNielsenSyndrome

->"Aww, I want them to kill each other!"

->''A medal should be given to Music/DollyParton for trying to carry [[Creator/SylvesterStallone Stallone]] because you can see her straining to try to drown out Stallone’s grunting but with no luck. I can’t stress to you how painful it actually is to hear the pretty singing of Parton contrasted to the caveman ''Franchise/{{Rocky}}'' grunts Stallone forces out as if a melody is something he should hit like a heavy bag. I was so thankful the credits started rolling despite Stallone doing an encore number because it meant I could mercifully shut off the movie at that point.''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/10/17/rhinestone-1984-bob-clark/ on]] ''Film/{{Rhinestone}}''

->''"[[Music/{{Madonna}} Madge]] took over ''Series/TheTonightShow with Jimmy Fallon'' last night where she talked about stuff, did a classroom instrument version of ''“Holiday”'' and went full WTF by doing stand-up comedy. She should’ve just said, ''“Hello, I am Madonna and I am going to do some stand-up comedy for you,”'' and as soon as everyone finished picking up [[HaHaHaNo the chunks of lungs they laughed up]], she should’ve said, ''“The end. That was my set!”'' But she decided to tell some jokes instead. [...] If you squint hard enough you can almost see the Sandman from the Apollo getting ready to [[VaudevilleHook yank her off with a hook]]."''

->''The film also features Creator/MichaelMadsen, [[SarcasmMode because when you think of kiddie-oriented animated movies, you naturally think of the guy who cut off someone's ear in]] ''Film/ReservoirDogs.

->''A medal should be given to Music/DollyParton for trying to carry [[Creator/SylvesterStallone Stallone]] because you can see her straining to try to drown out Stallone’s grunting but with no luck. I can’t stress to you how painful it actually is to hear the pretty singing of Parton contrasted to the caveman ''Franchise/{{Rocky}}'' grunts Stallone forces out as if a melody is [[DumbMuscle something he should hit]] like a heavy bag. I was so thankful the credits started rolling despite Stallone doing an encore number because it meant I could mercifully shut off the movie at that point.''

->''A medal should be given to Music/DollyParton for trying to carry [[Creator/SylvesterStallone Stallone]] because you can see her straining to try to drown out Stallone’s grunting but with no luck. I can’t stress to you how painful it actually is to hear the pretty singing of Parton contrasted to the caveman ''Rocky'' grunts Stallone forces out as if a melody is [[DumbMuscle something he should hit]] like a heavy bag. I was so thankful the credits started rolling despite Stallone doing an encore number because it meant I could mercifully shut off the movie at that point.''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/10/17/rhinestone-1984-bob-clark/ on]] ''Rhinestone''

->''"[[{{Music/Madonna}} Madge]] took over ''Series/TheTonightShow with Jimmy Fallon'' last night where she talked about stuff, did a classroom instrument version of ''“Holiday”'' and went full WTF by doing stand-up comedy. She should’ve just said, ''“Hello, I am Madonna and I am going to do some stand-up comedy for you,”'' and as soon as everyone finished picking up [[HaHaHaNo the chunks of lungs they laughed up]], she should’ve said, ''“The end. That was my set!”'' But she decided to tell some jokes instead.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/10/madonna-is-a-stand-up-comedy-genius/ Michael K.]]''', "If you squint hard enough you can almost see the Sandman from the Apollo getting ready to [[VaudevilleHook yank her off with a hook]]."

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/10/madonna-is-a-stand-up-comedy-genius/ Michael K.]]'', "If you squint hard enough you can almost see the Sandman from the Apollo getting ready to [[VaudevilleHook yank her off with a hook]]."

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/10/madonna-is-a-stand-up-comedy-genius/ Michael K.]]'', MIf you squint hard enough you can almost see the Sandman from the Apollo getting ready to [[VaudevilleHook yank her off with a hook]]."''"

->''"[[{{Music/Madonna}} Madge]] took over ''Series/TheTonightShow with Jimmy Fallon'' last night where she talked about stuff, did a classroom instrument version of ''“Holiday”'' and went full WTF by doing stand-up comedy. She should’ve just said, ''“Hello, I am Madonna and I am going to do some stand-up comedy for you,”'' and as soon as everyone finished picking up [[HaHaHaNo the chunks of lungs they laughed up]], she should’ve said, ''“The end. That was my set!”'' But she decided to tell some jokes instead. While looking like a character in an ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive SNL]]'' skit about a [[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy Run-D.M.C.-themed burlesque club]], Madge joked about [[AdamWesting fucking young dudes and owning fancy art]]. If you squint hard enough you can almost see the Sandman from the Apollo getting ready to [[VaudevilleHook yank her off with a hook]]."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/10/madonna-is-a-stand-up-comedy-genius/ Michael K.]]'', "Madonna Is A Stand-Up Comedy Genius"