History Quotes / LeeroyJenkins

-->-- '''WebVideo/LazyPurple''', "How it FEELS to Play Heavy in ''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 TF2]]"''

->''Any hopes that this would be an uncomplicated fight were shattered as an unearthly roar shook the city, the shrieks of ripping metal almost lost in the noise as Unit-01 tore its way out of the launch cradle as if it wasn't even there. Heavy stomping from the south told Asuka that Unit-01 was already racing towards their target, and she surged forward before Misato could order her to advance.

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->Thinking quickly, [[SergeantRock Sarge]] had [[TheJeeves Alfred]] distract our [[EnsignNewbie Interrogator]] with [[SpotOfTea a flask of tea]] while we formed a plan. [[ProperlyParanoid Twitch]] would lead with some grenades, Sarge would flank left, [[StickyFingers Nubby]] and [[TheMedic Doc]] would lay down covering fire, and [[TheBerserker Cutter]] would... run straight in screaming before any of us got into position.

-''>When UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan jumped into the air, the other team had two choices: let him dunk or put five defenders on him. If they took the second option, Jordan would pass the ball to one of four wide-open teammates. [[MortonsFork It almost wasn't fair.]]\\\

'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Okay, but sounds to me like we're in way, way, way over our heads. We're going to need a carefully thought out plan…\\

-> '''Striker:''' Sonya! Maintain your current position! It's strategically wrong to-

->The Nine-Tails is the one who screams and charges headfirst.

->Plan schman. Beat the crap out of 'em while yelling a lot. It's in every movie.

->Get one thing straight, kid — I hurt myself there. They had no control over the Evas, and I wasn't even supposed to sortie that day. I'm the one who jumped into battle, and I'm the one who refused to retreat. Misato ordered me to pull back, but I wouldn't listen. I don't like admitting it, but what happened to me that day was my fault.

->Alright! I rushed in last time! I learned my lesson, okay?

->I tried, you know. ''Lord'' knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death, but not just ''any'' death, nooooooo! [[TooDumbToLive You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible!]] ''And you just keep one-upping each other!'' Do you know how many of you have died screaming "Leeroy Jenkins?!" ''More than zero!'' Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds to ''[[MisanthropeSupreme exterminate the species!]]''

->Die, you alien shithead! (''clip falls out of gun'')

->[[ThirdPersonPerson Minsc]] will inspire you by charging blindly on!

->Remember, when you see the [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bat]], shout, and charge him. [[TooDumbToLive Never fails.]]

->There are only two tactics a real warrior needs! Frontal assault and DEATH BY FRONTAL ASSAULT!

->Your mind follows the simple path… the choice of an animal. You see an enemy and you attack it, unthinking. But you have courage, at least. To slay a bold animal like you is not without glory.

->Foolish is the warrior who rushes headlong into battle.

->Who do you think you are, Creator/BruceLee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!

->I am convinced that [[[ThePaladin paladins]]] are a unique lot amongst the humans. My theory is that [[IdiotHero they lack higher brain function, unable to logically assess a situation and calculate an outcome]]. [[TheFundamentalist One has only to make mention of the Light to get them frothing and battle ready]] — at which point they will rush headlong into any engagement with complete disregard for their own well-being.

->[[HarsherInHindsight We don't go doing stupid things when somebody yells, "For the Horde!"]]

->As [[MightyGlacier the slowest class in the game,]] Heavy truly struggles to out-position his opponents. Because of this, many Heavy mains ''live'' for the moments where you just say [[GivingUpOnLogic "Fuck it"]] and blindly jump around the corner into the enemy team.

->The way you're ''intended'' to go through it by gradually making your way across while he's not looking, so that you don't anger him. If you're anythin' like me, though, you live life ON THE EDGE, and don't play by Miyazaki's little rules! I did not put in ''[[VideoGame/DemonsSouls Demon's Souls]]'' to… ''listen to shit'' or ''pay attention!''

->I'm pretty much not even worried about dying at this point. I'm just trying to get in as much damage as I can.

->I love the scene where Kolos accuses Archer of being little more than a nuisance and hardly worth any attention. [[TakeThatScrappy I’ve often felt that way myself.]]

->When UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan jumped into the air, the other team had two choices: let him dunk or put five defenders on him. If they took the second option, Jordan would pass the ball to one of four wide-open teammates. [[MortonsFork It almost wasn't fair.]]\\\
Dominique Wilkins played the same way, but there was a big difference. It only took two defenders to throw a monkey wrench into his plans and he was often nine or 10-feet into the air before he realized [[DidNotThinkThisThrough he had no idea what the hell he was going to do with the basketball he was holding]].

->BILLY!

->SUPPRESSING FIIIIRRRRRRRRRRE!!!

->Hey Imperial fleet, get ready to suck some Dak!

->Leap to conclusion, and you leap to confusion!

->Oh... What would a brave pony like Rainbow Dash do? …CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!

->Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

->They thought only of being in the vanguard, to the exclusion of reconnaissance, tactical plan and common sense, and for that their heads were to roll in the blood-soaked sand at the Sultan's feet.

'''Tobias:''' <[[DeadpanSnarker Oh , there's a big surprise]].>

'''Buffy:''' It's a manhole. Tight space, no escape, and six against two - not unlike three against one.\\

->''"Foolishness... Is rushing in blind all you can do?"''

->Your mind follows the simple path... the choice of an animal. You see an enemy and you attack it, unthinking. But you have courage, at least. To slay a bold animal like you is not without glory.

->'''Junpei''': Who needs your advice!? We can beat that thing no problem! Hell, I'll do it myself!\\
'''Yukari''': Junpei! Wait!\\
'''Mitsuru''': (''detecting two Spurious Books about to attack the protagonist and Yukari'') [[OhCrap Watch out! Behind you!!]]\\
(''One battle later...'')\\
'''Yukari''': This is just what the enemy wanted...\\
'''Mitsuru''': We have no choice. You have to go after him, or you'll be picked off one by one.\\
'''Yukari''': [[AngerBornOfWorry Dammit, Stupei! What are you thinking!?]]

'''Asha:''' Don't know about the numbers inside, but there were about eight marching around the perimeter. On my signal we... (''notices the Boss is gone'') Oh hell...

->'''Thutmose:''' I'm sure our role in this is not over, but until we know exactly what that is, I vote... we remain... ''calm.''\\

->'''Pearl''': My strategy for this stage is - rush to the stage and look freshhhhh.\\
'''Marina''': [[LampshadeHanging I need to find new teammates...]]

->'''Grom Hellscream:''' I can wait no longer... the humans must be slaughtered!\\

'''Thrall:''' Damn it! There's nothing to do now but fight. Tighten our defenses, I'll deal with Hellscream later...\\
[...]\\

'''Hellscream:''' Don't lecture me, pup! The wretches ''deserved'' death! ...Don't you feel it, Thrall? It's like the old days. Like the demons are near.\\

'''Hellscream:''' ...I'm sorry, Thrall. You're right. I... I can handle it.\\

->'''Teddie''': This place is going to be real dangerous, so we need to-\\
'''Chie''': Here I go!!\\
'''Teddie''': [[OhCrap Wait, what?]]\\

'''Yosuke''': OH WHAT THE HELL CHIE?!

->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Applejack]]''': ...but you can't let a convoluted backstory stop you from helping your friends! With just a little teamwork we can all-\\

->The way you're ''intended'' to go through it by gradually making your way across while he's not looking, so that you don't anger him. If you're anythin' like me, though, you live life ON THE EDGE, and don't play by Miyazaki's little rules! I did not put in ''[[VideoGame/DemonsSouls Demon's Souls]]'' to... ''listen to shit'' or ''pay attention!''

->'''Reed Richards''': I don't understand. I told him my theories about these robots.\\
'''Ben Grimm''': It's Johnny. You lost him at "Don't."

->Oh... What would a brave pony like Rainbow Dash do? ...CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!

'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Okay, but sounds to me like we're in way, way, way over our heads. We're going to need a carefully thought out plan...\\

-> '''Striker:''' Sonya! Maintain your current position! It's strategically wrong too-

'''[[TropeNamer Leeroy]]:''' Alright chums, I'm back, let's do this! [[IncomingHam LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!]]\\

-->-- '''Minsc''', ''VideoGame/BaldursGate II''

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon 2}}''

-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} III''

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->When UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan jumped into the air, the other team had two choices: let him dunk or put five defenders on him. If they took the second option, Jordan would pass the ball to one of four wide-open teammates. [[MortonsFork It almost wasn't fair.]]\\
Dominique Wilkins played the same way, but there was a big difference. It only took two defenders to throw a monkey wrench into his plans and he was often nine- or 10-feet into the air before he realized [[DidNotThinkThisThrough he had no idea what the hell he was going to do with the basketball he was holding]].

'''Forekin:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh my God, he just ran in!]]

-> '''Striker:''' Sonya! Maintain your current position! It's strategically wrong too-//

'''Sonya:''' KOMBAT TIME!

->''"Forward the Light Brigade!''\\
''Charge for the guns!" he said.''\\
''Into the valley of death''\\
''Rode the six hundred.''\\
''"Forward the Light Brigade!"''\\
''Was there a man dismayed?''\\
''Not though the soldier knew''\\
''Someone had blundered.''
-->--"The Charge of the Light Brigade," Creator/AlfredLordTennyson

->'''Obi-Wan:''' We take him together. You go in from the lef-\\

->'''Rachel:''' <You guys do what you want. [[ActionGirl I'm going in]].>
->'''Tobias:''' <[[DeadpanSnarker Oh , there's a big surprise]].>
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #4: The Message''

'''Faith:''' Who said I had a plan? I don't know how many's down there but I wanna find out, and I'll know when I land, and if you don't come in after me I might die! [jumps]

->Hey, watch this! [[note]]Translation: "I'm about to do something [[TooDumbToLivr terminally stupid]]."[[/note]]

'''Mitsuru''': (detecting two Spurious Books about to attack the protagonist and Yukari) [[OhCrap Watch out! Behind you!!]]\\

->'''Pearl''': My strategy for this stage is - rush to the stage and look freshhhhh.\\
'''Marina''': [[LampshadeHanging I need to find new teammates...]]
-->--''VideoGame/{{Splatoon 2}}''

->'''Thutmose:''' I'm sure our role in this is not over, but until we know exactly what that is, I vote... we remain... ''calm.''\\
'''Hemitneter:''' I vote ''[[TriggerHappy we smite down anything that moves!]]''\\
'''Nefertari:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Imagine our surprise.]]
-->--''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->Who do you think you are, Creator/BruceLee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!
-->--'''Mallow''', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG''

->'''Cassandra:''' Hmph... I won't let [[{{Necromancer}} Necrongius]] get away with what he's done to the Mushroom Kingdom! So he wants to crucify me... '''I'd like to see him ''try!''''' For Princess Peach and her kingdom... We've got no choice but to bring the fight to Necrongius!! '''Charge!''' (''rushes directly at Necrongius'')\\
'''Luther:''' ...-_-; Cassandra... argh... [[LampshadeHanging You might as well have just yelled]] "'''{{Leeroy Jenkins}}!!!!!!'''"\\

'''Luigifan:''' It means that Cassandra practically just served herself to Necrongius on a silver platter! Unless we get in there to back her up ''immediately'', she's doomed!!! (''sigh'') '''LEEEEERROOOOOYYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!''' (''also rushes towards Necrongius, only to be swatted aside by Sunset'')

->'''Jamaal:''' [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption I think this is a pretty good plan]], we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think, Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?\\
'''Abduhl:''' Uhhh.. [[AssPull yeah, gimme a sec...]] [[IfMyCalculationsAreCorrect I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three]], [[LudicrousPrecision repeating of course]], percentage, of survival.\\
'''Jamaal:''' Well, [[ILikeThoseOdds that's a lot better than we usually do]]. Alright, you think we're ready-\\
'''[[TropeNamer Leeroy]]:''' Alright chums, I'm back, let's do this! [[IncomingHam LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!]]\\
(''{{Beat}}'')\\
'''Forekin:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh my God, he just ran in!]]
-->-- ''The Machinima/LeeroyJenkinsVideo''

->'''York:''' Maine. Maine! Look, I'm gonna move left, you go-\\
'''[[TheBrute Maine]]:''' (''[[GutturalGrowler snarls]], charges'')\\
(''[[DoubleTap blip-blip, blip]]'')\\
'''York:''' ...Or you just run out, do whatever you want, and get killed. [[DeadpanSnarker Ready? Break.]] [[SarcasmMode Good job, everyone.]]
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->'''Diabel:''' Let's just do this already. You all know the plan. Alright men, form up and-\\
'''Players:''' EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!\\
'''Diabel:''' What?! No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us! ''Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what "flank" means?!'' SQUAD F, FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP PLAYING ''[[{{VideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]!'' [[{{Angrish}} AARGH!!]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->I tried, you know. ''Lord'' knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death, but not just ''any'' death, nooooooo! [[TooDumbToLive You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible!]] ''And you just keep one-upping each other!'' Do you know how many of you have died screaming "Leeroy Jenkins?!" ''More than zero!'' Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds to ''[[MisanthropeSupreme exterminate the species!]]''
-->-- '''Akihiko Kayaba''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

->'''Vegeta''': '''[[PapaWolf MY BABY BOY!]]'''
->'''Gohan''': Vegeta, no!
->'''Vegeta''': '''''[[RoaringRampageOfRevenge VEGETA YES!]]'''''
->''(Vegeta blasts Cell with everything he's got)''
->'''Cell''': ''[[TheWorfBarrage (emerges unscathed)]]'' Vegeta, ''[[OneHitKO no.]]''
-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->Hey, watch this! [[note]]Translation: "I'm about to do something terminally stupid."[[/note]]

->''Who do you think you are, Creator/BruceLee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!''