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-->-- '''Horton''', ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho''

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-->-- '''Horton''', ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho''
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-->-- '''Toys/BabyAlive''' dolls

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-->-- '''Toys/BabyAlive''' dollsdolls

->'''Kung Fury:''' Knock-knock.\\
'''Red Ninja:''' Who's there?\\
'''Kung Fury:''' Knock-les.
-->--''Film/KungFury''
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->''"Knock knock! ... That's when you would say, 'who's there?'... if... there were... any Whos there. Get it? 'Whos there'! ... nobody."''
-->-- '''Horton''', ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho''

->'''Rowley Jefferson''': "Knock knock."
->'''Greg Heffley''': "Huh?"
->'''Rowley''': "Thermos."
->'''Greg''': "Excuse me?"
->'''Rowley''': "Thermos be some way to tickle your funny bone."
-->-- ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid''

->'''Telly''': "Knock knock."
->'''Miles''': "Who's there?"
->'''Telly''': "Atch."
->'''Miles''': "Atch who?"
->'''Telly''': "So sorry you're sneezing. I hope you don't have a cold."
-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''

->'''Luan Loud''': "Knock knock."
->'''Luan's siblings''': ''(unamused)'' "Who's there?"
->'''Luan''': "Let me in. I want to borrow a dollar."
->'''Luan's siblings''': ''(unamused)'' "Let me in. I want to borrow a dollar who?"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse''

->'''Piglet''': "I cannot knot."
->'''Rabbit''': "Not knot?!"
->'''Winnie-the-Pooh''': "Who's there?"
->'''Rabbit''': "Pooh..."
->'''Winnie-the-Pooh''': "Pooh who?"
->'''Rabbit''': "No! Pooh..!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WinnieThePooh2011''

->'''Creighton''': "Knock knock."
->'''Audience''': "Who's there?"
->'''Creighton''': "Creighton is here! ... Isn't that funny?"
->'''Audience''': "No, it's not funny. It's not even a real knock-knock joke."
-->-- ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'', "Do it Yourself Book"

->''"Oh, come on. You've ''gotta'' say, 'who's there?'. It's a rule."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Luan Loud]]''', ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', Episode 31

->'''President Gilligrass''': "Knock knock."
->'''Chu-On-Dat''': "Who there?"
->'''President Gilligrass''': "Ginger."
->'''Chu-On-Dat''': Ginger who?"
->'''President Gilligrass''': "Ginger yourself much when you fell off the Great Wall of China?"
-->-- ''Literature/CharlieAndTheGreatGlassElevator''

->'''Harvey Kneeslapper''': "Knock knock."
->'''Blue Guy''': "Who's there?"
->'''Harvey''': "Deon."
->'''Blue Guy''': "Deon who?"
->'''Harvey''': ''(slaps a letter D on him)'' "D on you!"
-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''

->'''Harry''': "Knock knock."
->'''Princess''': "Who's there?"
->'''Harry''': "Harry!"
->'''Princess''': "Harry who?"
->'''Harry''': "Harry up and let us in."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HarryAndHisBucketFullOfDinosaurs''

->'''Tree 1''': "Knock Knock."
->'''Tree 2''': "Who's there?"
->'''Tree 1''': "Boo."
->'''Tree 2''': "Boo who?"
->'''Tree 1''': "There's no reason to cry about it."
-->-- ''VideoGame/LivingBooks'', "Literature/SheilaRaeTheBrave"

->''"Knock knock... tickle... hahahahahaha, tickle ''me''!"''
-->-- '''Toys/BabyAlive''' dolls

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