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-->"Cafe 36"

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-->"Cafe -->--"Cafe 36"



-->"Cafe 36"

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-->"Cafe -->--"Cafe 36"



-->"Fiesta Sunrise"

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-->"Fiesta -->--"Fiesta Sunrise"



-->"Amy's Baking Company"

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-->"Amy's -->--"Amy's Baking Company"



-->"Amy's Baking Company"

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-->"Amy's -->--"Amy's Baking Company"



-->"Blackberry's"

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-->"Blackberry's"
-->--"Blackberry's"



-->"Nino's"

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-->"Nino's"
-->--"Nino's"



-->"Nino's"

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-->"Nino's"
-->--"Nino's"



-->"The Runaway Girl"

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-->"The -->--"The Runaway Girl"
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->'''Richie''': Jus... this is what I'm talking about, kid. You've got to cut the fucking bullshit. Why the fuck are you still trying to make out you've fucking got something? When, when the fucking --
->'''Justin''': (''tries to cut him off'') When I--
->'''Richie''': -- when the damage has been done, we already look like a couple of fucking tits, yeah? You're already looking like a ''twat'', yeah? [[GenreSavvy And this guy's too fucking clever for you]]. So ''shut your fucking mouth'', and ''fucking listen!''
->'''Justin''': But I can't --
->'''Richie''': If you do not turn it round ''today'', two O'clock -- me and him are ''fucking off!'' Yeah?!
->'''Justin''': Today --
->'''Richie''': I ain't fucking staying here, Jus! (''Justin tries to protest'') CUT THE FUCKING CRAP, TO ''TURN THINGS ROUND!'' HE'S HERE TO FUCKING TURN IT ROUND! You can do it without me, or fucking ''with'' me. Cause I've had enough of this fucking charade. Cause I don't need this fucking shit, and I've got to stand next to ''him'' and show him ''fucking tubs of fucking shit,'' that's our fucking cooking! So fucking -- (''Justin cuts in again'') don't say ''nothing!''
->'''Justin''': [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I'm saying to tell me where to go from here, Rich!]] Because what --
->'''Richie''': '''YOU'RE NOT FUCKING ''LISTENING TO HIM!'' HE'S TRYING TO FUCKING TELL YOU! ''I'VE'' TRIED TO TELL YOU FOR ''TWO YEARS'', ABOUT EVERY-FUCKING-''THING!''''' Food, bands -- and I told you that! '''BUT YOU DON'T FUCKING ''UNDERSTAND!'' SO SHOW HIM SOME FUCKING ''RESPECT'', OR ELSE I'M FUCKING GOING AT TWO O' CLOCK, AND THAT'S ''FUCKING'' IT!''' (''{{Beat}}'') That is it, no fucking bullshit.
->'''Justin''': (''blankly'') Okay.
->'''Richie''': Fucking dangle me like a fucking ''puppet!'' (''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere turns around to leave]], but reassuringly pats Gordon on the shoulder as he walks off'') [[MoodWhiplash Sorry]].
->'''Gordon''': (''quietly'') ...go get some fresh air.
->'''Richie''': (''starts to walk out, yells back to Justin'') So don't take the fucking ''piss'' out of me any more! (''as he leaves'') Fuck this shit, bruv.
-->"The Runaway Girl"
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->'''Michael''': Nino, please.
-->"Nino's"
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->'''Michael''': HELLO, MY NAME'S NINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-->"Nino's"
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->'''Samy''': I am the gangster, not you.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"



->'''Samy''': I am the gangster, not you.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"
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->'''Pinto''': We keep it frozen, fresh frozen, it stays more fresh.
-->"Cafe 36"
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->'''Sammy''': I am the gangster, not you.

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->'''Sammy''': ->'''Samy''': I am the gangster, not you.
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->'''Ramsay''': Chitlins? ''Shitlins.''
-->"Blackberry's"

->'''Sammy''': I am the gangster, not you.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

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I don\'t believe it was necessary to quote the show \'\'that\'\' much. Whittled it down to the quote I felt did the best job.


->'''Amy''': It's not all daisies and ponies and unicorns.

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->'''Amy''': It's not all daisies and ponies and unicorns.I will go tell them to fuck off if my husband doesn't.




->'''Amy''': Approximately two years ago these reviewers and these bloggers decided to make up lies and say they ate the food and it was disgusting.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': You're all just fucking haters.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': I will go tell them to fuck off if my husband doesn't.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': I hope he eats it and I just made it really spicy for him. I hope it hurts him.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': The customer is not always right.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': [[DisproportionateRetribution I am going to really hurt somebody if they send back my cake]].
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': I am calling the police! You guys are fuckers!
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': You guys, I make excellent food. Fuck you all. You think you can come in here and say these things?
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Katy''': The episode was shot in december so quite a while ago and none of amy or samy's actions were staged. people may have purposely sent back their food or falsely complained for a chance to be on tv, but that's about it. everything else was 100% real.
-->[[http://www.reddit.com/r/tabled/comments/1eftil/table_iama_former_waitress_katy_cipriano_from/ Reddit answer in the aftermath of "Amy's Baking Company"]]
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-->"Amy's Baking Company"

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-->"Amy's Baking Company"Company"

->'''Katy''': The episode was shot in december so quite a while ago and none of amy or samy's actions were staged. people may have purposely sent back their food or falsely complained for a chance to be on tv, but that's about it. everything else was 100% real.
-->[[http://www.reddit.com/r/tabled/comments/1eftil/table_iama_former_waitress_katy_cipriano_from/ Reddit answer in the aftermath of "Amy's Baking Company"]]
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->'''Ramsay''': I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant!
-->"Fiesta Sunrise"
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->'''Amy''': I am going to really hurt somebody if they send back my cake.

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->'''Amy''': [[DisproportionateRetribution I am going to really hurt somebody if they send back my cake.cake]].
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Lest anyone think we are just haters...straight from the hor... ...se\'s mouth.


-->"Cafe 36"

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-->"Cafe 36"36"

->'''Amy''': It's not all daisies and ponies and unicorns.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': Approximately two years ago these reviewers and these bloggers decided to make up lies and say they ate the food and it was disgusting.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': You're all just fucking haters.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': I will go tell them to fuck off if my husband doesn't.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': I hope he eats it and I just made it really spicy for him. I hope it hurts him.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': The customer is not always right.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': I am going to really hurt somebody if they send back my cake.
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': I am calling the police! You guys are fuckers!
-->"Amy's Baking Company"

->'''Amy''': You guys, I make excellent food. Fuck you all. You think you can come in here and say these things?
-->"Amy's Baking Company"
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->'''Ramsay''': Fresh frozen? There's no such thing! It's either fresh or it's frozen.
-->"Cafe 36"

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