History Quotes / KickTheDog

->"It was an axiom that evil men kicked dogs, and if you wanted [[IfYoureSoEvilEatThisKitten to be accepted as truly evil]], you had to kick a lot of dogs. It sounds old-fashioned today, I know, but the guilds [[CardCarryingVillain were quite strict about it]]. It was no easy feat. Sometimes I'd have to chase a dog for half a league before I could get a good kick in, and often as not I'd collect a bite on the ankle. But I kept at it until I met my quota each month, then exceeded it."

->''When he had nothing else to do, [[TheSociopath Cox]] [[AxCrazy shot at things]]. Birds, flying fish, monkeys, anything. One day a large blue butterfly, blown from one of the islands, landed on the deck. Cox shot it so neatly that there were just two wings left, and [[SmugSnake then gave Daphne a wink]], as if he'd done something clever.''

->''"But these tender passages, sacred though their fervour, did not pass unobserved by profane eyes; for crouched in the bushes and gritting his teeth was the [[DastardlyWhiplash dastardly 'Squire Hardman!]] When the lovers had finally strolled away he leapt out into the lane, viciously twirling his moustache and riding-crop, and kicking an unquestionably innocent cat who was also out strolling."''

->"Killed a few puppies today?"

->"[[BlatantLies I don't want to hurt your feelings]], but the truth is, you've never mattered all that much to me."

->"Curtis put the kitchen off to a bad start. You know, I could slide over and help, but, uh, [[ItsAllAboutMe that's not my problem]]; let him sink."

->"You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need.
->You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street,
->You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
->And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
->You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking."

-> "And after a while, you can work on points for style.
->Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
->A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.
->You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
->So that when they turn their backs on you,
->You'll get the chance to put the knife in."
-->--'''[[Music/Animals1977 Dogs]]''', Music/PinkFloyd

-->-- [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Mister]] [[BigBad Cladwell]], "Don't Be The Bunny", ''{{Theatre/Urinetown}}''

->[[NoIndoorVoice I WANT IT TO BE CLEAR!]] THAT ANYONE -- ''ANYONE!'' -- WHO HELPS THOSE [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain SAVAGES]] OUT IN [[HungryJungle THE WOODS!]] [[MakeAnExampleOfThem WILL END UP LIKE OUR FRIENDS HERE!]] IS MY POINT COMING ACROSS!? (''to hostage'') '''YOU! RUN!!''' ('' fires a machine gun into the air, scaring the three captives into running across a minefield. Only one of them doesn't step on a land mine, and carries on running'') POINT MADE! (''to his men'') [[FauxAffablyEvil HAVE FUN, BOYS]]!

->''Your [[NonActionGuy friend]] [[TheyDiedBecauseOfYou died. For you]]. Now I must find another... and you must choose again.''

->We have so much ground to cover, and I simply cannot do it with all this ''[[AddledAddict rabble]]'' in the way! Now, let me see here... Ever see [[YourHeadAsplode the effects]] of purified narcotics on the human brain? Best to have a look while they're still alive...

-> During surveillance, I actually witnessed him kick a puppy, twice!

-->-- '''Horror Movie a Day''' [[http://horror-movie-a-day.blogspot.ca/2008/07/red.html review]] of ''Red''

-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''' [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-an-american-christmas-carol-featuring-the-pimp-of-christmas-future/ on]] ''Film/AnAmericanChristmasCarol''

->''"I'll tell you one good thing, [[TheWoobie Fate]]. [[CloningBlues Ever since I made you]], all this time... [[BreakTheCutie I've hated you]]!"''

'''Harumi''': I've been so looking forward to this...family reunion.\\

'''Harumi''': No, Lloyd. [[DidYouActuallyBelieve There was never anything between us]]. It hurts, doesn't it? There's nothing more powerful than a blow to the heart. We found her after she tracked down young Wu. Helpful of her. Prepare the ceremony. We begin at nightfall.\\

-> '''Porky:''' I gave you everything I had! I'm completely broke!
-> '''Daffy:''' The fact that you're not more financially successful is not my fault.
-> '''Porky:''' 'Facepalm'

-->--'''[[EvilOverlord Fire Lord Ozai]]''', just before ''burning his son's face'', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''.

->''"I torched all the evidence that proves you're you, okay? So, wow! Looks like you're gonna be in here for (in a mocking singsong tone) THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS!! Now, I have got to go. I've got a government job to abuse and (whispers into Archer's ear) a lonely wife to f**k. Oh, I'm sorry...make love to!"''

->'''Grand Moff Tarkin:''' You're far too trusting. D
Tatooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry; we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

->'''Grand Moff Tarkin:''' You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry; we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

-->-- '''Robert "Rob" McCue''', on refusing to help teammate Lewis Curtis on the sushi station during the second service of Season 8, ''Series/HellsKitchen''

-->-- ''Literature/SweetErmengard'' by Creator/HPLovecraft

-->-- '''Sugou Noboyuki[=/=]Oberon''', ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'', [=S1E24=], ''The Gilded Hero'', as he kicks Kirito back on the ground when he tries to stand up to him, just before impaling him to the floor with his sword.

-->-- '''[[https://youtu.be/0Ri_3Bxymxg Doobus Goobus]]''' does ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish''

-->-- '''Malty "Myne" Melromarc''', ''LightNovel/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'', [=S1E04=], ''Lullaby at Dawn'', after interfering with the duel to make Motoyasu win instead of Naofumi so that he loses his slave[=/=]companion, Raphtalia.

-->-- ''LightNovel/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'', [=S2E08=], ''A Parting in the Snow'', as Naofumi gets separated from Raphtalia

-> '''Woody''': [[SuddenlyShouting JUST use this vast reserve of brain power and consider this for a moment!]] ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech If it wasn't for me, Andy wouldn't pay any attention to you at all in FACT my stretchy friend, you would have been hauled away to Good Will a long time ago.]]'' '''''So shut your mouth and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis GET! THEM! OFF! THE! BED!]]'''''

-->-- Woody yelling at Slinky in the infamous ''Black Friday Reel'' for ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory''

-->-- Woody yelling at Slinky in [[WesternAnimation/Toy Story Toy Story 1's]] infamous ''Black Friday Reel''

'''Ethical Bug:''' Well, we are all entitled to our own beliefs. Even as a cricket of Christ myself, I can show some respe--\\

'''Ethical Bug:''' How do you even look for children going through th--?\\

->'''Kyo:''' Oh! This is exactly what I wanted to see!

->'''Kyo:''' (laughs) Oh my sides! I'm dying of laughter! (Laughs maniacally)

->''"Too bad, Shield Hero. You must upset about your loss. It really is such a shame that you'll have to go back to fighting all by yourself. (cue NoblewomansLaugh)"''

->''"Give me a break. Why don't you stay down and grovel like a GOOD LITTLE DOGGY?!?"''

-->--'''[[Music/{{Animals}} Dogs]]''', Music/PinkFloyd

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