History Quotes / ItsUpToYou

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' Oh, yes. This is the mission from the original where [[TimedMission the reactor's gonna blow,]] and the only solution anyone can come up with is to [[PunchClockHero put an ad in the Job Center]] and hope someone takes care of it.\\

'''Toreno:''' [[SinisterSurveillance I got five guys watching me all the time.]] Two in that hill. One over there and two by satellite. If ''I'' go my guys and I will be dead. I don't have a death wish. I'm a man of peace, son.\\

->"A.I. don't go after collectibles. They usually [[ArtificialStupidity just stand there staring at you with gormless, uncomprehending eyes.]] They were also never programmed to drive, so in the occasional vehicle section if you perhaps would rather take riding shotgun to its literal heart, then fuck you and your haughty airs. The A.I. will pile into the backseat without a word and just look at you like a dog with its leash in its mouth. And as I said, they can't aim for shit.\\\
But after you've single-handedly cleared out an entire room, they'll unfailingly say the [[WelcomeToCorneria one of their four or five endlessly repeated lines]] that goes '"You don't have to do this all by yourself, you know!" ''There is no middle finger big enough!''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', Call of Juarez

->"This series is getting kinda far-fetched. I think people in the future just want to screw with these two California dudes by telling them 'the fate of the world depends on them' doing something embarassing. Maybe that's why Rufus doesn't help them ''at all''. You know, Rufus, maybe it would be easier if you just ''bought them an amp yourself.''"
-->--'''Creator/BradJones''' on ''Franxhise/BillAndTed'': The Live Action Series

-> '''''"[[LampshadeHanging RAMIREZ! DO EVERYTHING!]]"'''''
-->-- ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' [[MemeticMutation meme]]

->'''Mike Toreno:''' We got a problem. I got some guys out in the field need some equipment. If they don't get it, they'll be dead by nightfall.\\

'''Toreno:''' ''Me'' take it to ''them''?\\

'''Toreno:''' I got five guys watching me all the time. Two in that hill. One over there and two by satellite. If I go my guys and I will be dead. I don't have a death wish. [[BlatantLies I'm a man of peace, son.]]\\

->Truth be told, I am not a particularly [[VideoGame/BadDudes bad dude]]. If ninja rescue is in order, I am not your guy. But playing ''Bad Dudes'' has largely hammered this fact home -- [[NintendoHard I am a spectacularly non-bad dude]]...looking at our nameless narrator, one wonders why he himself is not a bad enough dude to rescue the President. He looks the part. And for that matter, why the fuck isn't he giving me a gun, or perhaps a fighter jet with which to rescue the President. Why am I sent, alone and unarmed, against a horde of ninjas to rescue the President?

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' Oh, yes. This is the mission from the original where the reactor's gonna blow, and the only solution anyone can come up with is to [[TakeYourTime put an ad in the job center and hope someone takes care of it.]]\\

->A.I. don't go after collectibles. They usually [[ArtificialStupidity just stand there staring at you with gormless, uncomprehending eyes]]. They were also never programmed to drive, so in the occasional vehicle section if you perhaps would rather take riding shotgun to its literal heart, then fuck you and your haughty airs. The A.I. will pile into the backseat without a word and just look at you like a dog with its leash in its mouth. And as I said, they can't aim for shit.\\\
But after you've single-handedly cleared out an entire room, they'll unfailingly say the [[WelcomeToCorneria one of their four or five endlessly repeated lines]] that goes 'You don't have to do this all by yourself, you know!'\\\
'''''There is no middle finger big enough!'''''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', Call of Juarez

-> '''Field Team Leader''': Hunters, you did it! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Shara Ishvalda will never make another mixtape again, thanks to you!]]
-> '''Bill''': [[LampshadeHanging Why didn't any of you help us?]]
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/SomethingAbout Something About MHW Iceborne ANIMATED]]''

-> '''Field Team Leader''': Hunters, you did it! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Shara Ishvalda will never make another mixtape again, thanks to you!

-->-- ''Franchise/CallOfDuty'' [[MemeticMutation meme]]

-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/03/john-galt-has-been-kidnapped-by-ninjas.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]'''

->'''[[BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' Oh, yes. This is the mission from the original where the reactor's gonna blow, and the only solution anyone can come up with is to [[TakeYourTime put an ad in the job center and hope someone takes care of it.]]\\

-->--'''''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'''''

->Truth be told, I am not a particularly [[VideoGame/BadDudes bad dude]]. If ninja rescue is in order, I am not your guy. But playing Bad Dudes has largely hammered this fact home -- I am a spectacularly non-bad dude...looking at our nameless narrator, one wonders why he himself is not a bad enough dude to rescue the President. He looks the part. And for that matter, why the fuck isn't he giving me a gun, or perhaps a fighter jet with which to rescue the President. Why am I sent, alone and unarmed, against a horde of ninjas to rescue the President?

->'''[[BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' Oh, yes. This is the mission from the original where the reactor's gonna blow, and the only solution anyone can come up with is to put an ad in the job center and hope someone takes care of it.\\

->''"Truth be told, I am not a particularly [[VideoGame/BadDudes bad dude]]. If ninja rescue is in order, I am not your guy. But playing Bad Dudes has largely hammered this fact home -- I am a spectacularly non-bad dude...looking at our nameless narrator, one wonders why he himself is not a bad enough dude to rescue the President. He looks the part. And for that matter, why the fuck isn't he giving me a gun, or perhaps a fighter jet with which to rescue the President. Why am I sent, alone and unarmed, against a horde of ninjas to rescue the President?"''
-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/03/john-galt-has-been-kidnapped-by-ninjas.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->'''Oghren''': Say, could I ask you a favor?
->'''The Warden''': Why not? Everyone else does.
->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

'''Gabriel:''' "''WANTED: Someone to take care of this reactor crisis.''"\\
-- LetsPlay of ''{{VideoGame/Flashback}}'' (2012)

'''Gabriel:''' "''WANTED: Someone to take care of this reactor crisis.''"
-->-- LetsPlay of ''{{VideoGame/Flashback}}'' (2012)

->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->-- ''DragonAgeOrigins''