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->''You have no idea how much pressure my clansmen put on me to get married and have children as soon as possible. "When are you going to marry, Mei-chan, you're already pushing thirty", "You know, Mei-chan, if you marry too old, you won't be able to have children", "Mei-chan when your older siblings were your age, they already had at least one kid." Well sorry for not marrying and having children as soon as you wanted, mom, but I was busy leading a FUCKING REBELLION!''
-->-- '''Mei Terumi''', ''Fanfic/SonOfTheSannin''


-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', "Batman v. Superman"

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-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', "Batman v. Superman"Superman"

->'''Maxwell Sheffield:''' Ladies, tell me: What could be better than my new play being nominated for a Tony Award?
->'''[[JewishMother Sylvia Fine]]:''' [[ShipperOnDeck Your face on my grandchild]].
-->-- ''Series/TheNanny'', "The Nanny And The Hunk Producer"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess''''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess''

->'''Alfred:''' Master Wayne, what is it?
->'''Bruce:''' ''[sighs]'' I just don't know, Commissioner Alfred. I just feel like the motivations of the next flim are being figured out before the motivations of this flim.
->'''Alfred:''' Well, that's still not going to get me grandchildren anytime soon.
->'''Bruce:''' ''[sighs]'' Not this again.
->'''Alfred:''' Yes, this again!
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', "Batman v. Superman"


-->--'''Joyce's Mother''', ''[[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky Joyce And Walky]]''

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-->--'''Joyce's -->-- '''Joyce's Mother''', ''[[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky Joyce And Walky]]''



-->--''Series/TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"

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-->--''Series/TheCosbyShow'', -->-- ''Series/TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"



-->--'''Simon''' to his daughter Sydney, ''Series/TheCrazyOnes''

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-->--'''Simon''' -->-- '''Simon''' to his daughter Sydney, ''Series/TheCrazyOnes''



-->--''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''

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-->--''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''
-->-- ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''



-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''

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-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''
-->-- ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''



-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''



-->--'''Eudora''' to Tiana, ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''

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-->--'''Eudora''' -->-- '''Eudora''' to Tiana, ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''



-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess''-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess''


-->-- '''Joyce's Mother''', ''[[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky Joyce And Walky]]''

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-->-- '''Joyce's -->--'''Joyce's Mother''', ''[[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky Joyce And Walky]]''



-->-- ''Series/TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"

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-->-- ''Series/TheCosbyShow'', -->--''Series/TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"



-->-- '''Simon''' to his daughter Sydney, ''Series/TheCrazyOnes''

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-->-- '''Simon''' -->--'''Simon''' to his daughter Sydney, ''Series/TheCrazyOnes''



-->-- ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''

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-->-- ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''
-->--''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''



-->--'''Eudora''', ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''

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-->--'''Eudora''', ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''-->--'''Eudora''' to Tiana, ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''

->'''Derek:''' Mother, you've done a lot of crazy things to get me to do what you want, but pretending to be dying?
->'''Jean-Bob:''' Fake dying? Zat's genius! Queen Uberta,I salute you.
->'''Uberta:''' What else am I supposed to do, Derek? Guess how many grandchildren the Queen of Wixom has? Go on, you just guess!
->'''Derek:''' I don't know, four?
->'''Uberta:''' No! None! But what if she has one before me? Oh! The shame!
->'''Derek:''' Mother, I promise, no one wants children as much as Odette and me.
->'''Uberta:''' Then show me the baby! Show me the baby!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSwanPrincess''


-->-- ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''

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-->-- ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''
-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''



-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''-->--''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''"I want some grandkids!"''
-->--'''Eudora''', ''Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog''


'''Claire's Mother:''' They're perfect. If you don't like them, you go ''home''.\\

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'''Claire's Mother:''' They're perfect. If you don't like them, you go ''home''.\\


-->-- '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce And Walkie''

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-->-- '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce ''[[Webcomic/RoomiesItsWalkyJoyceAndWalky Joyce And Walkie''
Walky]]''


->''Lord, I thank you for the presence of Charles, Sal and my boys this year. I am also thankful that you've given my dear Joyce a future husband. And I thank you for any possible future offspring, and may they come swiftly. I need grandkids, blessit. So would you please let them know with ''subtlety'' to stop doing it in the ''ass'' or ''pulling out'' or ''whatever'' the hell they're doing to rob me of my ''babies''.''
--> '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce And Walkie''

->'''Claire Huxtable (nee Hanks)'s Mother:''' ''"If you want the joy of a child without the bother, There's a perfectly simple answer."''
->'''Claire:''' ''"Grandchildren."''
->'''Claire's Mother:''' ''"They're perfect. If you don't like them, you go ''home''."''
-->''Series/TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"

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->''Lord, ->''"Lord, I thank you for the presence of Charles, Sal and my boys this year. I am also thankful that you've given my dear Joyce a future husband. And I thank you for any possible future offspring, and may they come swiftly. I need grandkids, blessit. So would you please let them know with ''subtlety'' '''subtlety''' to stop doing it in the ''ass'' '''ass''' or ''pulling out'' '''pulling out''' or ''whatever'' '''whatever''' the hell they're doing to rob me of my ''babies''.''
--> '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce And Walkie''

->'''Claire Huxtable (nee Hanks)'s Mother:''' ''"If you want the joy of a child without the bother, There's a perfectly simple answer.
'''babies'''."''
->'''Claire:''' ''"Grandchildren."''
->'''Claire's
-->-- '''Joyce's Mother''', ''Joyce And Walkie''

->'''Claire Huxtable (nee Hanks)'s
Mother:''' ''"They're If you want the joy of a child without the bother, there's a perfectly simple answer.\\
'''Claire:''' Grandchildren.\\
'''Claire's Mother:''' They're
perfect. If you don't like them, you go ''home''."''
-->''Series/TheCosbyShow'',
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-->-- ''Series/TheCosbyShow'',
season one episode "One More Time"



--> Simon to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''

->'''Jeanine:''' I happened to be in Milan promoting my state's business interests when I heard Samantha was arriving to discuss whether or not to start a family. I got here right away.
->'''Samantha:'''...which is how this became a political debate.
->'''Dave:''' You'll each have two minutes for opening statemen-
->'''Jeanine: I NEED GRANDKIDS!'''
--> ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''

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--> Simon -->-- '''Simon''' to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''

''Series/TheCrazyOnes''

->'''Jeanine:''' I happened to be in Milan promoting my state's business interests when I heard Samantha was arriving to discuss whether or not to start a family. I got here right away.
->'''Samantha:'''...
away.\\
'''Samantha:''' ...
which is how this became a political debate.
->'''Dave:'''
debate.\\
'''Dave:'''
You'll each have two minutes for opening statemen-
->'''Jeanine:
statemen--\\
'''Jeanine:
I NEED GRANDKIDS!'''
--> -->-- ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''



-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''

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-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''-->-- ''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''

->'''Kathryn:''' So instead of nagging your ''son'' about producing grandchildren, you nag women who may or may not be remotely interested in him?\\
'''General Tagon:''' This is a new tactic. I guess I do both.\\
'''Kathryn:''' For as stupid as your selfish DNA is, I'm surprised you were able to reproduce at all.\\
'''General Tagon:''' The boy's mother used to say the same thing.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''


-->''TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"

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-->''TheCosbyShow'', -->''Series/TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"


--> ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''

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--> ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''

->'''Kyouko:''' [[VoiceOfTheLegion Do you]] [[DemonHead have a]] [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily child yet]]?\\
'''Hajime:''' Child? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Even I know you can't marry a grade schooler]].\\
'''Kyouko:''' I mean ''your'' child, with your wife!
-->--''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''


--> Simon to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''

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--> Simon to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''''TheCrazyOnes''

->'''Jeanine:''' I happened to be in Milan promoting my state's business interests when I heard Samantha was arriving to discuss whether or not to start a family. I got here right away.
->'''Samantha:'''...which is how this became a political debate.
->'''Dave:''' You'll each have two minutes for opening statemen-
->'''Jeanine: I NEED GRANDKIDS!'''
--> ''ComicStrip/SafeHavens''


->''"Go for it. Just don't get pregnant. Or do. My grandfather clock is ticking."

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->''"Go for it. Just don't get pregnant. Or do. My grandfather clock is ticking.""''


-->''TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"

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-->''TheCosbyShow'', season one episode "One More Time"Time"

->''"Go for it. Just don't get pregnant. Or do. My grandfather clock is ticking."
--> Simon to his daughter Sydney, ''TheCrazyOnes''

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