History Quotes / HellHotel

-->-- '''Marik''' on the [[VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines Oceanside Hotel]], ''LetsPlay/MarikPlaysBloodlines''

->"Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? "

->''"'Got out'? Now, why would I wanna do that when the room service in this hotel is still ''excellent''? Has been for 50 years. The paranoia here is like fine wine."''
-->--'''''{{Series/Angel}}''''', "Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been"

->"You know, this is the opposite of a [[LoveHotels love hotel]]; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, [[FelonyMisdemeanor it's not even handicap-accessible!]]"

->"You must be dead tired... what? You want to know if I can see it in your face? No, my friend. What I see in your face is not a desire for sleep... it's a desire for ''death'' The two are twins, you know.
->"... Just kidding. Mhmhmhm."
-->-- '''Gregory,''' [[Anime/GregoryHorrorShow The Gregory Horror Show]]

'''Rita:''' The whole "80s hotel" thing took me by surprise, though...
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The God Complex"

->The rooms smell of mildew, nicotine, and brimstone, and you take on the dreams of those who slept there - all those lost souls trapped in the seedy perdition of 3 AM - all those unique ways to spell despair.
->An ancient TV flashes white static and crackles in a cyclopean voice, [[Literature/TheDivineComedy THROUGH ME YOU ENTER INTO THE CITY OF WOES]]. The dying thermostat rattles and groans, THROUGH ME YOU ENTER INTO ETERNAL PAIN. The invisible stains in the streets spell out, THROUGH ME YOU ENTER THE POPULATION OF LOSS.
->Do you hear? "Wicker-Wicker-Wicker." From the bathroom. Follow. Into the blotched porcelain of the toilet are carved these words, [[HellGate ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE]].
-->--'''The Buzzing,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->The old Fiend owns a high-rise hotel and had it built to her specifications. It's posh and upscale, with a beautiful rooftop garden. What nobody knows is that the garden sits atop a [[TortureCellar hidden atrium]] that runs the building's length and is packed with the Tzimisce's native soil. She sleeps where it's deepest, far from harm; supposedly, she's got certain exits from the atrium into certain rooms. The hotel concierge directs lone travelers into these suits and never registers the as having entered. The old Fiend uses her... well, [[CombatTentacles I guess they're arms]]... to snag those guests from their beds and pull them into the dirt with her. Meanwhile, the cleaning staff steals all their possessions when they clean the room out...
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Tzimisce (revised)''

->[[NoOSHACompliance It was surely illegal to erect a multi-story building without fire escapes]]. Most big hotels had more than one. Yet I found no doors that could be opened without a key, and I couldn't remember seeing any kind of exit sign on the other side either.
->Returning to the elevator niche, looking down the other half of [[ClosedCircle the long, curving corridor]], I remembered his song about the hungry hotel, built in the shape of a smile.
->I knew then that the elevator was never going to come, no matter how long I waited. [[SuddenLackOfSignal I wasn't really surprised that I couldn't get a signal on my phone]]. I can take pictures with it and record this message, but how is that going to help? Eventually, I will have to use the key, because that's the only thing left to try...
-->--''The Hungry Hotel,'' by Lisa Tuttle

->[March] wasn't just building the finest hotel Los Angeles had ever seen. It was a perfectly-designed [[TortureCellar torture chamber]], an engineered alibi. Secret chutes and rooms to hide and dispose of the bodies. [[DeadEndRoom Hallways with no exits]]. Walls were lined with asbestos so they could mute the screams. People walked in, just ''[[NeverFoundTheBody vanished]].'' "No body, no crime," he would say.
-->--'''Iris,''' ''Series/AmericanHorrorStoryHotel''

->'''Dominic:''' This is becoming less appealing by the minute.
->'''Verity:''' That's part of the point. Protective coloration. Even people who realize this is a hotel wouldn't want to ''stay'' here. It looks like the sort of place where the beds are lumpy and full of bedbugs, and maybe you get murdered in the middle of the night.
->'''Dominic:''' No wonder you like it.
-->-- ''[[Literature/InCryptid Snake in the Glass]]''

->'''Jamie Vardy:''' Right this way, up and coming talents! Let me be your ghoulish guide through this house of Meh. We start every day here with a free breakfast buffet.
->'''Phil Foden:''' Oh, that's not so bad.
->'''Vardy:''' But it's also not so good, because there's NO EGGS! ''[The Champions League players except for Jadon Sancho react in shock as the camera zooms out to reveal AS Roma players struggling with a more continental breakfast]''
->'''Ansu Fati:''' WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR PROTEIN!?
->'''Vardy:''' Here we have our all-inclusive community fitness center.
->'''Fati:''' Oh, nice.
->'''Vardy:''': ...BUT IT'S JUST ONE ELLIPTICAL! ''[Zoom into the room to show SSC Napoli players all using the elliptical, once again everyone except for Sancho reacting in shock]''
->'''Vinicius Jr.: '''That's not how you're supposed to use that!
->'''Vardy:''' Want to take a dip in our Stadio Olimpico-sized swimming pool? WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE THERE'S NO TOWELS! ''[Camera pans to Glasgow Rangers players shivering. Again, everyone except for Sancho reacts in shock]''
->'''Rodrygo:''' OH NO, THEY'RE COOOOOOLD!
->'''Vardy:''' Check this out! ''[Opens the door to the Arsenal FC room to show Arsenal players in what appears to be a blood streaked room wearing what appears to be blood streaked uniforms huddled around the FA Community Shield. The Arsenal players scream at the players, leading to the Champions Leaguers once again reacting in shock, except for Sancho]''
->'''Foden:''' Bloody hell!
->'''Fati:''' What happened to those guys!?
->'''Vardy:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Oh, nothing, that's just their away kits. I was trying to show you how small the rooms is.]]
-->--''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''

->'''Vardy:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Oh, nothing. That's just their away kits. I was trying to show you how small the rooms is.]]

->'''Vinicius Jr.:'''That's not how you're supposed to use that!

-->--''WebAnimation/TheChampions2018''

->'''Vardy:''' Check this out! ''[Opens the door to the Arsenal FC room to show Arsenal players in what appears to be a blood streaked room wearing what appears to be blood streaked uniforms huddled around the Community Shield. The Arsenal players scream at the players, leading to the Champions Leaguers once again reacting in shock, except for Sancho]''

->'''Vardy:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Oh, nothing. That's just their away kits. I was trying to show you how small the rooms is.]

->'''Ansu Fati:''' WHERE DO THEY GET THEIR PROTEIN1?

->'''Rodrygo:''' Oh no, they're cooold!

->"... Just kidding. Mhmhmhm.

-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/MarikPlaysBloodlines Marik]]''' on the [[VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines Oceanside Hotel]]

->''"'Got out'? Now, why would I wanna do that when the room service in this hotel is still ''excellent? Has been for 50 years. The paranoia here is like fine wine."''
-->--''{{Series/Angel}}'', "Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been"

->"You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, [[FelonyMisdemeanor it's not even handicap-accessible!]]"

-->-- '''Mike''', ''[[FourteenOhEight 1408]]''

->"You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous it's not even handicap-accessible!]]"

-->-- '''[[WebOriginal/MarikPlaysBloodlines Marik]]''' on the [[VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines Oceanside Hotel]]

-->-- '''[[WebOriginal/MarikPlaysBloodlines Marik]]''' on the [[VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines Oceanside Hotel]]

->''You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, it's not even handicap-accessible!''

-->''Relax, said the nightman\\

-->"Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? "
-->-- '''Mike''', ''[[FourteenOhEight 1408]]''

-->-- '''Mike''', ''((1408}}''

-->-- '''The Eagles''', "Hotel California"