History Quotes / HappilyMarried

->'''Buddy:''' "Maybe they had a fist fight?"
->'''Sally:''' "Rob and Laura? The worst they do is kiss hard."

->''"A new page, featuring that rare mythical beast, a happily married couple."''
-->-- '''[[http://twitter.com/gunnerkrigg/status/3175341961 Tom Siddell]]''' on ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', "[[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=601 Ch 24, Page 4]]"

->''"The wise old [[FairyTale fairy tales]] never were so silly as to say that the [[PrinceCharming prince]] and the [[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses princess]] lived peacefully ever afterwards. The fairy tales said that the prince and the princess lived [[HappilyEverAfter happily]], and so they did. They lived happily, although it is very likely that from time to time they threw the furniture at each other."''
-->-- '''Creator/GKChesterton'''

->"Morticia and Gomez are also madly, unconditionally in love. I don't mean like sexless sitcom love; like, these two bang ''on the hour.''"
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''Film/TheAddamsFamily''

->''"All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."''
-->-- '''Leo Tolstoy''', ''Literature/AnnaKarenina''

->''"These are the'' Dibnys ''we're talking about. 'Till death do you part' is a friendly suggestion."''
-->-- A reviewer at Roleplay/DCNation

->''"When ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin|The Series}}'' appeared on television with Aladdin and Jasmine's relationship intact, it was quite a bold and different move...Stones, [=McCorkle=] and Schooley had the rare insight to not mess with A-J, but not only that, to abstain from separating them to "keep interest going." Throughout the series, there was little doubt cast on the future of their relationship. They were always in love with nary a fight more severe than "pretending to fall for a smelly fat guy to make your partner jealous." And you know what? It worked. They didn't need that soap opera crap at all. Whenever I hear another TV producer say that he has to keep the [[FanPreferredCouple fan-favorite couple]] apart from each other for yet another season because he's afraid [[ShippingBedDeath everybody will lose interest]] [[TrueLoveIsBoring if he doesn't]], I always think "Then you're a terrible writer who has to resort to unfair gimmicks because you don't know how to make the couple interesting on their own." I've never been a fan of a dragged out [[WillTheyOrWontThey will-they-or-wont-they]] on a TV series. Aladdin and Jasmine are proof alone that it's unnecessary."''
-->-- '''[[Website/PlatypusComix Peter Paltridge]]''', "[[http://www.platypuscomix.net/kidzone/fivebestalaeps.html Five Best Aladdin Eps]]"

->''"[The Crofts] brought with them their country habit of being almost always together. He was ordered to walk to keep off the gout, and Mrs. Croft seemed to go shares with him in everything, and to walk for her life to do him good. Anne saw them wherever she went (...), and she never failed to think of them, and never failed to see them. Knowing their feelings as she did, it was a most attractive picture of happiness to her. She always watched them as long as she could, delighted to fancy she understood what they might be talking of, as they walked along in happy independence, or equally delighted to see the Admiral's hearty shake of the hand when he encountered an old friend, and observe their eagerness of conversation when occasionally forming into a little knot of the navy, Mrs. Croft looking as intelligent and keen as any of the officers around her."''
-->-- '''Creator/JaneAusten''', ''Literature/{{Persuasion}}''

->We have been blessed, [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]]. If I had known I'd be this happy in Steve's arms... well, let us just say that, for the sake of the villains I had to fight all these years, it was a good thing for the world that I didn't find out sooner. I know Kal has been just as pleasured by his marriage to Lois. Even Hal and Oliver show more optimism than strain these days. We are finally doing things for ourselves now, and not just for the world.
-->-- '''Franchise/WonderWoman''', ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->“Maybe the rest of the world thinks marriage is something people do between other marriages, but it means something to me. [[ComicBook/SpiderMan You’re my partner and my husband]] and I love you.”
-->-- '''ComicBook/MaryJaneWatson''', "To Have and to Hold", (''Sensational Spider-Man Annual #1''), written by Creator/MattFraction

-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "The Bracket" (season 3, ep. 14) [[http://fuckyeahhowimetyourmother.tumblr.com/post/13895145559 See a gif]].

->“Maybe the rest of the world thinks marriage is something do between other marriages, but it means something to me. [[ComicBook/SpideMan You’re my partner and my husband]] and I love you.”

->''"When ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin|The Series}}'' appeared on television with Aladdin and Jasmine's relationship intact, it was quite a bold and different move...Stones, [=McCorkle=] and Schooley had the rare insight to not mess with A-J, but not only that, to abstain from separating them to "keep interest going." Throughout the series, there was little doubt cast on the future of their relationship. They were always in love with nary a fight more severe than "pretending to fall for a smelly fat guy to make your partner jealous." And you know what? It worked. They didn't need that soap opera crap at all. Whenever I hear another TV producer say that he has to keep the fan-favorite couple apart from each other for yet another season because he's afraid [[ShippingBedDeath everybody will lose interest if he doesn't]], I always think "Then you're a terrible writer who has to resort to unfair gimmicks because you don't know how to make the couple interesting on their own." I've never been a fan of a dragged out will-they-or-wont-they on a TV series. Aladdin and Jasmine are proof alone that it's unnecessary."''

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', ''Film/TheAddamsFamily''

-->--''TheDickVanDykeShow''

-->--'''TheDickVanDykeShow'''

-->'''Buddy:''' "Maybe they had a fist fight?"
-->'''Sally:''' "Rob and Laura? The worst they do is kiss hard."

-->-- A reviewer at DCNation

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', ''TheAddamsFamily''

->''"When ''WesternAnimation//{{Aladdin|The Series}}'' appeared on television with Aladdin and Jasmine's relationship intact, it was quite a bold and different move...Stones, [=McCorkle=] and Schooley had the rare insight to not mess with A-J, but not only that, to abstain from separating them to "keep interest going." Throughout the series, there was little doubt cast on the future of their relationship. They were always in love with nary a fight more severe than "pretending to fall for a smelly fat guy to make your partner jealous." And you know what? It worked. They didn't need that soap opera crap at all. Whenever I hear another TV producer say that he has to keep the fan-favorite couple apart from each other for yet another season because he's afraid [[ShippingBedDeath everybody will lose interest if he doesn't]], I always think "Then you're a terrible writer who has to resort to unfair gimmicks because you don't know how to make the couple interesting on their own." I've never been a fan of a dragged out will-they-or-wont-they on a TV series. Aladdin and Jasmine are proof alone that it's unnecessary."''

->''"When ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' appeared on television with Aladdin and Jasmine's relationship intact, it was quite a bold and different move...Stones, [=McCorkle=] and Schooley had the rare insight to not mess with A-J, but not only that, to abstain from separating them to "keep interest going." Throughout the series, there was little doubt cast on the future of their relationship. They were always in love with nary a fight more severe than "pretending to fall for a smelly fat guy to make your partner jealous." And you know what? It worked. They didn't need that soap opera crap at all. Whenever I hear another TV producer say that he has to keep the fan-favorite couple apart from each other for yet another season because he's afraid [[ShippingBedDeath everybody will lose interest if he doesn't]], I always think "Then you're a terrible writer who has to resort to unfair gimmicks because you don't know how to make the couple interesting on their own." I've never been a fan of a dragged out will-they-or-wont-they on a TV series. Aladdin and Jasmine are proof alone that it's unnecessary."''
-->-- '''[[PlatypusComix Peter Paltridge]]''', "[[http://www.platypuscomix.net/kidzone/fivebestalaeps.html Five Best Aladdin Eps]]"

->''"When ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' appeared on television with Aladdin and Jasmine's relationship intact, it was quite a bold and different move...Stones, [=McCorkle=] and Schooley had the rare insight to not mess with A-J, but not only that, to abstain from separating them to "keep interest going." Throughout the series, there was little doubt cast on the future of their relationship. They were always in love with nary a fight more severe than "pretending to fall for a smelly fat guy to make your partner jealous." And you know what? It worked. They didn't need that soap opera crap at all. Whenever I hear another TV producer say that he has to keep the fan-favorite couple apart from each other for yet another season because he's afraid everybody will lose interest if he doesn't, I always think "Then you're a terrible writer who has to resort to unfair gimmicks because you don't know how to make the couple interesting on their own." I've never been a fan of a dragged out will-they-or-wont-they on a TV series. Aladdin and Jasmine are proof alone that it's unnecessary."''

-->--'''[[PlatypusComix Peter Paltridge]]''', "[[http://www.platypuscomix.net/kidzone/fivebestalaeps.html Five Best Aladdin Eps]]"

->''A new page, featuring that rare mythical beast, a happily married couple.''
-->-- '''[[http://twitter.com/gunnerkrigg/status/3175341961 Tom Siddell]]''' on ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=601 Ch 24, Page 4]]

->''The wise old [[FairyTale fairy tales]] never were so silly as to say that the [[PrinceCharming prince]] and the [[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses princess]] lived peacefully ever afterwards. The fairy tales said that the prince and the princess lived [[HappilyEverAfter happily]], and so they did. They lived happily, although it is very likely that from time to time they threw the furniture at each other.''

->''All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.''
-->-- '''Leo Tolstoy''', ''AnnaKarenina''

->''These are the'' Dibnys ''we're talking about. 'Till death do you part' is a friendly suggestion.''
-->A reviewer at DCNation

->''When ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' appeared on television with Aladdin and Jasmine's relationship intact, it was quite a bold and different move...Stones, [=McCorkle=] and Schooley had the rare insight to not mess with A-J, but not only that, to abstain from separating them to "keep interest going." Throughout the series, there was little doubt cast on the future of their relationship. They were always in love with nary a fight more severe than "pretending to fall for a smelly fat guy to make your partner jealous." And you know what? It worked. They didn't need that soap opera crap at all. Whenever I hear another TV producer say that he has to keep the fan-favorite couple apart from each other for yet another season because he's afraid everybody will lose interest if he doesn't, I always think "Then you're a terrible writer who has to resort to unfair gimmicks because you don't know how to make the couple interesting on their own." I've never been a fan of a dragged out will-they-or-wont-they on a TV series. Aladdin and Jasmine are proof alone that it's unnecessary.''

'''Marshall:''' I have one. It's called "my marriage license." ''(he and Lily high-five)''
-->--'''HowIMetYourMother, ep. 3x14:''' [[http://fuckyeahhowimetyourmother.tumblr.com/post/13895145559 "The Bracket"]]
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'''Ted:''': Why don't you check your list?\\

-->-- '''GKChesterton'''

-->-- '''Leo Tolstoy''', ''{{Anna Karenina}}''

->''These are the'' Dibnys ''we're talking about. 'Till death do you part' is a friendly suggestion.''

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-->-- '''[[http://twitter.com/gunnerkrigg/status/3175341961 Tom Siddell]]''' on ''GunnerkriggCourt'', [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=601 Ch 24, Page 4]]

->''Stones, McCorkle and Schooley had the rare insight to not mess with [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} A-J]], but not only that, to abstain from separating them to "keep interest going." Throughout the series, there was little doubt cast on the future of their relationship. They were always in love with nary a fight more severe than "pretending to fall for a smelly fat guy to make your partner jealous." And you know what? It worked. They didn't need that soap opera crap at all. Whenever I hear another TV producer say that he has to keep the fan-favorite couple apart from each other for yet another season because he's afraid everybody will lose interest if he doesn't, I always think "Then you're a terrible writer who has to resort to unfair gimmicks because you don't know how to make the couple interesting on their own." I've never been a fan of a dragged out will-they-or-wont-they on a TV series. Aladdin and Jasmine are proof alone that it's unnecessary.''