History Quotes / GoneHorriblyRight

->We dreamed of creating the world’s most powerful Franchise/{{Pokemon}}... and we succeeded.
-->-- '''Dr. Fuji''', moments before his colleagues get slaughtered by Mewtwo

'''Cain''': They succeed in attracting said attention.

-->-- '''[[http://magiccards.info/query?q=%21Merciless+Resolve Merciless Resolve]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->'''Monty Uno''': Come on, Ben, five kids [[spoiler: (The Delightful Children)]] with that kind of tactical genius and strategy? Had to be [[spoiler: ex-Kids Next Door]] that you [[BrainwashedAndCrazy delightfulized]] until something [[GoneHorriblyWrong went terribly wrong]].\\

-->-- '''Artie''', "A Brief Moment of Culture", ''{{Webcomic/Narbonic}}'' fanfic

-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html "The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World"]]

->A lesson for all you budding mad scientists out there. It's an old lesson, but one that bears repeating. When you set out to make an unstoppable killing machine, please, ladies and gentlemen, make certain that you really want an unstoppable killing machine first.
-->-- '''Artie''', ''A Brief Moment of Culture: Jeffrey Wells's Very Long Webcomic/{{Narbonic}} Fanfic''

-->-- '''Star Butterfly''', ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'', as her LiteralMinded plot to destroy a rival football team goes off.

->'''Monty Uno''': Come on, Ben, five kids [[spoiler: (Sector Z)]] with that kind of tactical genius and strategy? Had to be [[spoiler: ex-Kids Next Door]] that you [[BrainwashedAndCrazy delightfulized]] until something [[GoneHorriblyWrong went terribly wrong]].\\

-->-- '''Star Butterfly''', ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'', as her BluntMetaphorsTrauma-induced plot to destroy a rival football team goes off.

And after they escaped and swarmed northward, it turned out they were a-OK with deserts, too. They'll be in Montana by 2010.

-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html "The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World"]]

->'''Monty Uno''': Come on, Ben, five kids with that kind of tactical genius and strategy? Had to be ex-Kids Next Door that you [[BrainwashedAndCrazy delightfulized]] until something [[GoneHorriblyWrong went terribly wrong]].\\

->''Africanized bees owe their existence to science. Warwick E. Kerr created them in Brazil during the 1950s by crossing a European bee with an African bee. He wanted a bee that could live in the jungle. He got a bee that swarms by the hundreds of millions, is insanely territorial, mindlessly aggressive, has killed anywhere from a few dozen to a few thousand people, and can live in the jungle.''\\

''And after they escaped and swarmed northward, it turned out they were a-OK with deserts, too. They'll be in Montana by 2010.''

-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}''

-->--''Gohan'', '''Anime/DragonBallZ'''

-->--''Fanfic/{{Composure}}''

-->-- Kenneth Bainbridge, on the Trinity atomic bomb.

-->--'''Xander Harris''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->"The stunt that went horribly right."
-->--[[Series/TheChasersWarOnEverything The Chaser]]'s Julian Morrow, on the subject of their [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaser_APEC_pranks stunt at the 2007 APEC Summit in Sydney]].

-->--"Hunt for a Pirahna"

->"A lesson for all you budding {{mad scientist}}s out there. It's an old lesson, but one that bears repeating. When you set out to build an unstoppable killing machine, please, ladies and gentlemen, make certain you really really want an unstoppable killing machine first."
-->--Artie, "A Brief Moment of Culture", ''{{Webcomic/Narbonic}}'' fanfic

->''[Cerberus] thought they were so clever. Turns out, mess with someone's head enough and you can turn a scared kid into an all-powerful bitch. Fuckin' idiots.''
-->--'''[[{{Tykebomb}} Jack]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

-->'''SelfDemonstrating/DarthVader''', the ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'' novelization, as he slays the last of the Separatist leaders.

-->'''Star Butterfly''', ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'', as her BluntMetaphorsTrauma-induced plot to destroy a rival football team goes off.

->'''Blackadder''': Deny everything, Baldrick. ''(Baldrick takes the witness stand)''
->'''George''': Are you Private Baldrick?
->'''Baldrick''': No!
->'''George''': Oh. Um... but you are Captain Blackadder's batman?
->'''Baldrick''': No!
->'''Blackadder''': ''HeadDesk''
-->''Series/{{Blackadder}}''

->'''Cain''': "The goal of a [[ReligionOfEvil Chaos Cult]] is to try and attract the attention of their [[GodOfEvil patron deity]]. If they're lucky, they'll muck about, enacting rituals they don't understand, and maybe manage to wiggle themselves into some position of power where they can disrupt the day-to-day goings of the Imperium.
->'''Student''': "What if they are not lucky?"
->'''Cain''': "They succeed in attracting said attention."
-->''Literature/CiaphasCain''

-->'''[[http://magiccards.info/query?q=%21Merciless+Resolve Merciless Resolve]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->''"''Everyone'' forgot [about me]! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me, to get them to remember! But now he just won't ''stop''!"''
-->--'''Freddy Krueger''', ''Film/FreddyVsJason''

-->--'''Wiz''' on the creator of [[ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman Doomsday]], ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''.

-->--'''Ben Prunty''', ''Videogame/FTLFasterThanLight'' soundtrack liner notes on the CutSong "Horror"

->'''Monty Uno''': Come on, Ben, five kids with that kind of tactical genius and strategy? Had to be ex-Kids Next Door that you [[BrainwashedAndCrazy delightfulized]] until something [[GoneHorriblyWrong went terribly wrong]].
->'''Benedict Uno''': You mean something went terribly RIGHT! My first Delightfulization Chamber blew a fuse, increasing its power eleventy-billionfold! I lost the machine, but gained five [[CreepyChild perfect delightful children]]!
-->--''WesternAnimation/OperationZero''

-->--'''Ben Prunty''', ''Videogame/FTLFasterThanLight'' soundtrack liner notes on the CutSong "Horror"

->''"But it was only when they finished [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt Project Satan]] that they realized they made a terrible mistake! For you see... it was pure '''evil'''."''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', Calculon on an attempt to create the most evil car in the world.

-->--Artie, "A Brief Moment of Culture", ''{{Narbonic}}'' fanfic

->''"This was supposed to be for use in Nebulas and other, more creepy areas, but listen to the thing! FTL is not a psychological horror game, and this track was [[NightmareFuel way too freaky and claustrophobic]]. Still pretty cool, though."''
-->--'''Ben Prunty''', ''Videogame/FTLFasterThanLight'' soundtrack liner notes

-->--'''Wiz''' on the creator of [[ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman Doomsday]], ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''.

'''Calvin Clone:''' Are you kidding? It burned out after the fifth one of us!

-->--'''Freddy Krueger''', ''Film/FreddyVsJason''

-->--[[TheChasersWarOnEverything The Chaser]]'s Julian Morrow, on the subject of their [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaser_APEC_pranks stunt at the 2007 APEC Summit in Sydney]].

->''"What are you so afraid of, Cell? Isn't [[UnstoppableRage this]] what you wanted? I warned you! I told you what would happen if you pushed me too far! But you didn't listen. You ''forced'' me to awaken my hidden power, and now that you've seen it, you're afraid, because you know that I'm going to ''destroy'' you."''

-->'''[[http://magiccards.info/query?q=%21Merciless+Resolve Merciless Resolve]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

-->''Literature/CiaphasCain''

->''"What are you so afraid of, Cell? Isn't [[UnstoppableRage this]] what you wanted?"''

-->''Literature/CiaphasCain''

->''"Oh no, everything's going according to plan!"''

-->- '''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=230788 Laboratory Maniac]] card description''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

-->- '''Momir Vig''' on [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107385 Experiment Kraj]]'s FlavorText, ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

->"Oh no! Everything is going according to plan!"
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil Star]]''', ''Star Vs. The Forces of Evil''

-->-- '''[[Series/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil Star]]''', ''Star Vs. The Forces of Evil''