History Quotes / GodwinsLaw

->Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta said people in America are not eating enough fruits and vegetables. They want all the power of the federal government to force you to eat more fruits and vegetables. This is what the federal CDC -- They ([[YouMakeMeSic sic]]) going to be calling people and finding out how many fruits and vegetables you eat (sic) today. This is socialism of the highest order!

->Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta said people in America are not eating enough fruits and vegetables. They want all the power of the federal government to force you to eat more fruits and vegetables. This is what the federal CDC -- They ([[YouMakeMeSic sic]]) going to be calling people and finding out how many fruits and vegetables you eat (sic) today. [[CriticalResearchFailure This is socialism of the highest order!]]

->This month’s adventures into mopiness kick off with a week-long storyline where two guys sit around complaining about the hysteria that surrounds [[NewMediaAreEvil violent video games]]...I am totally with [Tom] Batiuk on this one. I agree with him a hundred percent, right down to his comparison of stuff like this to the same thing that led [[MoralGuardians Concerned Parents™]] to blame the decline of Western civilization on ''{{Tales From the Crypt}}'' after ''[[ComicsCode Seduction of the Innocent]]'' was published. That said, I think he might be overselling things just a little bit here when he gets around to comparing kids who play video games to the twenty people who were executed for witchcraft in 1692. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll agree that it’s the same kind of fearmongering, but I’m reasonably sure that no one in Ohio was crushed to death under a pile of stones for refusing to admit that they bought ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto''.\\\

->Hitler came to power against the strong feminist movement in Germany, padlocked the family planning clinics, and declared abortion a crime against the state--all views that more closely resemble Rush Limbaugh's.

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->''"Re, re, re your post,\\
Gently down the thread\\
Hitler and Stalin and Godwin and Nazis\\
Now the horse is dead"''
-->-- '''"[=ClassicDrogn=]"''', on the [[http://drunkardswalkforums.yuku.com Drunkard's Walk Forums]], 2/26/06

->'''Informant:''' General, Italian forces have entered Egypt.\\
'''General:''' As I expected. This is a foolish move by Mussolini, but like Hitler he will no doubt force his commanders to--\\
'''Informant:''' Hey, Godwin's Law.\\
'''General:''' Dammit. ''({{beat}})'' You know, this may become a problem.
--> -- ''Webcomic/{{XKCD}}, [[http://xkcd.com/261/ Regarding Mussolini]]''

[[folder:invoked]]
->Whatever its claims, Queen isn't here just to entertain. This group has come to make it clear exactly who is superior and who is inferior. Its anthem, 'We Will Rock You,' is a marching order: you ''will'' not rock us, we ''will'' rock you. Indeed, Queen may be the first truly fascist rock band. The whole thing makes me wonder why anyone would [[MediaWatchdog indulge these creeps and their polluting ideas.]]
-->--'''Dave Marsh''', in his review of ''Jazz'' by Music/{{Queen}}, ''Rolling Stone'', Feb. 6, 1979

->Feminazi.
-->--'''Radio/RushLimbaugh'''

->You're a fascist, Mr. [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush]]! Resign!
-->--'''[[Series/CountdownWithKeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann]]''', special comment in 2007.

->Recent European history alone ought to cause Jewish executives to experience second thoughts about glorifying the killing of the helpless as a fun lifestyle choice.
-->--'''Gregg Easterbrook''' reviews ''Film/KillBill''

->Hitler decided that it was the only empathetic thing to do, to put this child down and put him out of his suffering. It was the beginning of the T4, which led to genocide everywhere. It was the beginning of it. Empathy leads you to very bad decisions many times.
-->--'''Radio/GlennBeck''' on UsefulNotes/BarackObama

->I mean, that's the morality of the Holocaust. 'Well, it's only a small percentage,' you know. 'I mean, it's not you, it's somebody else.'
--> -- '''Grover Norquist''', on the inheritance tax.

->Like the collaborating Vichy government in France under the Nazis, America will surrender to laws and ideologies that contradict the American Constitution and the most simple Human Rights. The Supreme Court took a once individually free nation and corrupted it by the lie of Science that fetuses are, in their first two trimesters, no more than egg yolk. Ultimately, our American Intellectual Supremacists bought the ‘Population Problem’, in the same way Europe fell under the thrall of the so-called ‘Jewish Problem’.
-->--'''Michael Moriarty''' on Roe v. Wade

->Homosexuality gave us Adolph Hitler, and homosexuals in the military gave us the Brown Shirts, the Nazi war machine and six million dead Jews. Gays in the military is an experiment that has been tried and found disastrously and tragically wanting. Maybe it's time for Congress to learn a lesson from history.
-->--'''Bryan Fischer''' on Don't Ask, Don't Tell

->I can't imagine Arizonans now reverting to German Nazi and Russian Communist techniques whereby people are required to turn one another in to the authorities on any suspicion of documentation.
-->--'''Cardinal Roger Mahony''' on the Arizona immigration law.

->When we just saw that man, I think it was [PZ Myers], talking about how great scientists were, I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw scientists telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get gassed …that’s where ''science'' leads you. Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and [[ScienceIsBad science leads you to killing people.]]
-->--'''Ben Stein'''

->Importantly, Hitler’s genocide was framed as a program “for the betterment of society” — the exact same words used in America today to justify forced vaccination of children.
-->--"Health freedom" advocate '''Mike Adams'''

->Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it’s European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren’t committing mass murder by guillotine.
-->--'''Ann Coulter''' on the World Cup

->Net Neutrality is the marxism of the tech world.
-->--'''Milo "Nero" Yiannopoulos''', 11.13.14 Tweet

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->It's 'Six Degrees of Creator/KevinBacon', except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler.
-->-- Creator/LewisBlack, on [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-may-12-2010/back-in-black---glenn-beck-s-nazi-tourette-s Glenn Beck's frequent invocation of the Nazis]]

->NAZI GERMANY!? Why, that's my ''least favorite'' kind of Germany! You got your regular Germany, your [[UsefulNotes/WeimarRepublic Weimar Germany]], your Visigoths, your [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Hasselhoffs]], but oh my God, Ted Cruz says we're at '''''Defcon Nazi!'''''
-->--'''''Series/TheDailyShow''''' rebuts Ted Cruz (R-TX)

->As soon as you label me, or anyone, a bigot, with nothing to support such a toxic charge, you lose the argument.
-->--'''Robert Avrech'''

->When you say [[CouldSayItBut you're not comparing someone to Hitler]], you're comparing them to Hitler. This week, a Georgia congressman said, 'I'm not comparing [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] to Adolf Hitler. What I'm saying is [[NoExceptYes there's the potential of going down that road.]]' ''Well, Congressman, I'm not comparing your head to a butt-plug, but it does seem to spend a lot of time up your ass.''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->Antiwar activists liked to try to tar UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush with the Hitler appellation, and, now that UsefulNotes/BarackObama is in power, right wing Tea Party types have an even greater tendency to try to paint (or to slime) Obama with the very same brush. So, from that perspective, I get it. Hitler and the Nazis are an excellent all-purpose tool to demonize your opponents. Just compare them to Hitler! It’s easy! It’s also incredibly stupid in most cases. If you don’t believe me, just check out the last couple of times that I’ve seen anti-vaccinationists comparing their opponents to the Nazis or likening vaccine programs to the Holocaust.\\\
Yes, those two examples were really dumb, but I think I just found something even dumber. It’s an article by Hilary Butler. This time around, Ms. Butler pulls out all the stops, asking Are non vaccinators the “new Jews”? ...I’ll take ignorant historical analogies for $1,000, Alex.
-->--'''[[http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2013/05/24/quote-antivaccinationist-hilary-butler-non-vaccinators-are-the-new-jews/ Orac]]'''

->Most of us are so used to [[Music/KanyeWest Kanye]] filling our heads with [[DelusionsOfGrandeur dried dingles of delusion]], if he said, [='=]''I AM LIKE THE JEWS AND THE PAPARAZZI ARE LIKE HITLER''[='=], we’d just roll our eyes a little to the left and continue chewing our breakfast sandwich. Kanye doesn’t compare the paparazzi to Hitler, but he does say that being a celebrity today is like being black in the 1960s. Either I wasn’t totally paying attention during the lesson on the CivilRightsMovement in the 6th grade or Kanye’s brain has been switched with that of a dead sloth, because I somehow missed the part where black people were given Givenchy gowns to wear to their protests and instead of getting attacked by police dogs and beaten by racists, they [[FauxHorrific had their picture taken and were asked to sign autographs]]. I was taught wrong! The American education system is really leaving every child behind. Kuntye should be named Secretary of Education, so he can teach the children how history really went.
-->--'''''[=DListed=]''''', [[http://dlisted.com/2014/07/21/kanye-west-spit-out-a-lot-of-kanye-west-shit-to-gq/ "Kanye West Spit Up A Lot Of Kanye West Shit During An Interview With GQ"]]

->'''Duncan:''' This is outrageous, Angus, you're just trying to lead me into the sort of self-incriminating argument that frankly wouldn't be out of place in one of Stalin's show trials.\\
'''Angus:''' I take exception to that, that's the sort of meaningless smear used by Goebbels under the Third Reich.\\
'''Duncan:''' You're like Stalin.\\
'''Angus:''' You ''are'' Hitler.
-->-- ''Radio/ThatMitchellAndWebbSound''

->''I was waiting to see how long it would take the increasingly hysterical fans on the Music/{{Wilco}} site to mention Volkswagen’s checkered past. It happened on page 11 of the thread and then flared up big time...
-> Oh. My. God. Jeff Tweedy IS a Nazi!! Oh crap, now I see that the people condemning him were absolutely right, he has sold us all out! I bet marrying my Jewish sister was just a ruse to further his white supremacist agenda. All that liberal twaddle he spouts at his concerts is just a front ... Dammit, that’s the last time that turncoat comes to our Yom Kippur services!...Have I ruined my chance to get a free Volkswagen?''

->'''Hitler:''' ''Do you have any idea how hard I have worked!? To become the most singularly evil person to have lived!? To be, for generations to come, the most feared and repellent figure on Earth!? I cannot believe this shit. Tell me what these fucking Americans are saying. What, do you think you need to protect me? That I can't handle it? I am the [[Music/OzzyOsbourne Prince of Darkness]]! I was belched from the fiery depths of hell!''\\
'''Bugdorf:''' ''The Democrats call conservative activists "brownshirts" and claim they wear Swastikas!''\\
'''Hitler:''' ''Fucking hell! The people with those little "Don't Tread On Me" flags?''\\
'''Bugdorf:''' ''And everybody draws your little moustache on their political opponents.''\\
'''Hitler:''' ''You cannot be fucking serious.''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4lJ9vsZjMU&p=751014BC83DD7643&index=36 Hitler finds out Americans are calling each other Nazis]] (a ''Film/{{Downfall}} GagSub where Hitler's goons inform him about his VillainDecay at the hands of American protesters using this trope)

-> ''I realize that you're just stating an opinion, but what you're doing is going back to WorldWarII all over again. [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] wanting to erase Jews from society -- you want to erase Music/JustinBieber...''
-->-- A Music/JustinBieber fan [[http://www.popeater.com/2010/05/28/shaved-bieber-justin-bieber-fan/ responds]] to the creation of a tool for blocking him on the internet.

->''This conversation proves that the only thing dumber than an argument on the internet is the same argument in real life.''
-->--'''Marten''', from Webcomic/QuestionableContent, [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1020 here]]

->''You're Hitler. Don't argue with me. I know you have an overwhelming urge to invade Poland right now.''

->'''[=LuigiMaster=]:''' [[Main/HeroWorshipper It's especially depressing too that I looked up to you]] and you react like a fucking Nazi.\\
'''Robert The Small:''' Because making fun of someone is equal to killing jews.
-->--'''A {{MUGEN}} Genesis Forum Conversation'''

[[AC:UrExample]]

-> "Previously the Mormons had been denominating Indians to be the 'Lost Tribes of Israel'. Hitler is kidnapping them."
-->--John Collier, on Goebbels' claim that [[MakesSenseInContext the Sioux were Aryan]]

->You're a fascist, Mr. [[GeorgeWBush Bush]]! Resign!
-->--'''KeithOlbermann''', special comment in 2007.

->It's 'Six Degrees of KevinBacon', except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler.

->''I was waiting to see how long it would take the increasingly hysterical fans on the {{Wilco}} site to mention Volkswagen’s checkered past. It happened on page 11 of the thread and then flared up big time...

--> -- [[http://dannymiller.typepad.com/blog/2007/05/the_thanks_he_g.html Danny Miller]] (Tweedy's brother-in-law), in response to a thread complaining about {{Wilco}} songs in VW ads.

-->--'''Marten''', from QuestionableContent, [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1020 here]]

->Lois also calls LexLuthor a fascist. Good grief...I have [[WithFriendsLikeThese FRIENDS]], best buddies, who have done stuff worse to me than Lex has, and I wouldn't call them fascists. Fascists burn people in ovens and take over countries. Lex, if anything, is a lasseiz-faire businessman with questionable ethics who once tortured [[{{Aquaman}} a semi-aquatic superhero]] that anyone with any respect for what such cheesy characters do to the comic genre might have tortured as well.

'''Uncle Junior''': It sounds like Nazi Germany to me!\\

-->--'''''Series/TheSopranos''''', "Do Not Resuscitate"

->Antiwar activists liked to try to tar UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush with the Hitler appellation, and, now that UsefulNotes/BarackObama is in power, right wing Tea Party types have an even greater tendency to try to paint (or to slime) Obama with the very same brush. So, from that perspective, I get it. Hitler and the Nazis are an excellent all-purpose tool to demonize your opponents. Just compare them to Hitler! It’s easy! It’s also incredibly stupid in most cases. If you don’t believe me, just check out the last couple of times that I’ve seen [[ScienceIsBad anti-vaccinationists]] comparing their opponents to the Nazis or likening vaccine programs to the Holocaust.\\\

->When you say [[CouldSayItBut you're not comparing someone to Hitler]], you're comparing them to Hitler. This week, a Georgia congressman said, 'I'm not comparing [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] to Adolf Hitler. What I'm saying is [[NoExceptYes there's the potential of going down that road.]]' Well, Congressman, I'm not comparing your head to a butt-plug, but it does seem to spend a lot of time up your ass.

->And what hyperbolic discussion is complete without bringing in Hitler?
-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-innocent-sounding-topics-that-are-guaranteed-flame-wars/ "6 Innocent-Sounding Topics That Are Guaranteed Flame Wars"]] (4 of the examples have Godwin's Law demonstrations!)

-->--'''''Wiki/RationalWiki]]'''''

->''"The word Fascism has now no meaning except in so far as it signifies 'something not desirable.'"''

->''"You know the rule -- all debate ends when it gets to Hitler."''

->'''Judge Greenspan:''' Mr. Soprano, do you have a problem with wearing an electronic bracelet?
->'''Uncle Junior''': It sounds like Nazi Germany to me!
->'''Judge Greenspan''': Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.

->'''Ratbert:''' I'm debating on the internet! Ha ha! I'm winning every argument by saying the same thing!
->'''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}:''' What's that?
->'''Ratbert:''' "How would you like it if Hitler killed you?"
->'''Dilbert:''' ''(incensed)'' Hey, I debated you last night!
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''', [[http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2006-10-28/ 10-28-2006]]

->''"Whatever its claims, Queen isn't here just to entertain. This group has come to make it clear exactly who is superior and who is inferior. Its anthem, 'We Will Rock You,' is a marching order: you ''will'' not rock us, we ''will'' rock you. Indeed, Queen may be the first truly fascist rock band. The whole thing makes me wonder why anyone would indulge these creeps and their polluting ideas."''

->''"Feminazi."''
-->--'''RushLimbaugh'''

->''"You're a fascist, Mr. [[GeorgeWBush Bush]]! Resign!"''

->''"Recent European history alone ought to cause Jewish executives to experience second thoughts about glorifying the killing of the helpless as a fun lifestyle choice."''

->''"Hitler decided that it was the only empathetic thing to do, to put this child down and put him out of his suffering. It was the beginning of the T4, which led to genocide everywhere. It was the beginning of it. Empathy leads you to very bad decisions many times."''

->''"I mean, that's the morality of the Holocaust. 'Well, it's only a small percentage,' you know. 'I mean, it's not you, it's somebody else.'"''

->''”The [[HeteronormativeCrusader homosexual agenda]] is just like Islam: there is no room for dissent, there is no room to leave, once you're in, you can't leave. Muslims won't let you leave, homosexuals won't let you leave...There's no freedom of choice, there's no freedom of religion -- if you have religious views about homosexual behavior, you are squashed. I mean, ladies and gentlemen, they are Nazis. Homosexual activists, when it comes to freedom of speech, are Nazis."''
-->--'''Bryan Fischer'''

->"''I can't imagine Arizonans now reverting to German Nazi and Russian Communist techniques whereby people are required to turn one another in to the authorities on any suspicion of documentation."''

->''"When we just saw that man, I think it was ''[PZ Myers]'', talking about how great scientists were, I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw scientists telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get gassed …that’s where ''science'' leads you. Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and [[ScienceIsBad science leads you to killing people.]]"''

->''"Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it’s European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren’t committing mass murder by guillotine."''

->''"Net Neutrality is the marxism of the tech world."''

->''"It's 'Six Degrees of KevinBacon', except there's just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler.''
-->-- LewisBlack, on [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-may-12-2010/back-in-black---glenn-beck-s-nazi-tourette-s Glenn Beck's frequent invocation of the Nazis]]

->''"NAZI GERMANY!? Why, that's my ''least favorite'' kind of Germany! You got your regular Germany, your [[UsefulNotes/WeimarRepublic Weimar Germany]], your Visigoths, your [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Hasselhoffs]], but oh my God, Ted Cruz says we're at '''''Defcon Nazi!'''''"''

->''"As soon as you label me, or anyone, a bigot, with nothing to support such a toxic charge, you lose the argument."''

->''"When you say [[CouldSayItBut you're not comparing someone to Hitler]], you're comparing them to Hitler. This week, a Georgia congressman said, 'I'm not comparing [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] to Adolf Hitler. What I'm saying is [[NoExceptYes there's the potential of going down that road.]]' Well, Congressman, I'm not comparing your head to a butt-plug, but it does seem to spend a lot of time up your ass."''

->''"And what hyperbolic discussion is complete without bringing in Hitler?"''

->''"But that's good because 'Godwin' includes 'God' and 'win'. So, when you post a picture of Hitler in front of an article, you can say 'In the name of '''God''', I '''win''' the argument.' Godwin's point."''
-->--''[[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Conservative RationalWiki]]''

->''"Most of us are so used to [[Music/KanyeWest Kanye]] filling our heads with [[DelusionsOfGrandeur dried dingles of delusion]], if he said, [='=]''I AM LIKE THE JEWS AND THE PAPARAZZI ARE LIKE HITLER''[='=], we’d just roll our eyes a little to the left and continue chewing our breakfast sandwich. Kanye doesn’t compare the paparazzi to Hitler, but he does say that being a celebrity today is like being black in the 1960s. Either I wasn’t totally paying attention during the lesson on the CivilRightsMovement in the 6th grade or Kanye’s brain has been switched with that of a dead sloth, because I somehow missed the part where black people were given Givenchy gowns to wear to their protests and instead of getting attacked by police dogs and beaten by racists, they [[FauxHorrific had their picture taken and were asked to sign autographs]]. I was taught wrong! The American education system is really leaving every child behind. Kuntye should be named Secretary of Education, so he can teach the children how history really went."''

->''"This month’s adventures into mopiness kick off with a week-long storyline where two guys sit around complaining about the hysteria that surrounds [[NewMediaAreEvil violent video games]]...I am totally with ''[Tom]'' Batiuk on this one. I agree with him a hundred percent, right down to his comparison of stuff like this to the same thing that led [[MoralGuardians Concerned Parents™]] to blame the decline of Western civilization on ''{{Tales From the Crypt}}'' after ''[[ComicsCode Seduction of the Innocent]]'' was published. That said, I think he might be overselling things just a little bit here when he gets around to comparing kids who play video games to the twenty people who were executed for witchcraft in 1692. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll agree that it’s the same kind of fearmongering, but I’m reasonably sure that no one in Ohio was crushed to death under a pile of stones for refusing to admit that they bought ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto''.\\\
Then again, it just wouldn’t be ''Funky Winkerbean'' without a conversation [[TheEeyore turning inevitably to historical murder.]]"''

->''"Lois also calls LexLuthor a fascist. Good grief...I have [[WithFriendsLikeThese FRIENDS]], best buddies, who have done stuff worse to me than Lex has, and I wouldn't call them fascists. Fascists burn people in ovens and take over countries. Lex, if anything, is a lasseiz-faire businessman with questionable ethics who once tortured [[{{Aquaman}} a semi-aquatic superhero]] that anyone with any respect for what such cheesy characters do to the comic genre might have tortured as well."''

-->--'''Radio/GlennBeck''' on BarackObama

->''"''[T]''hey’re all little Anne Franks, hiding in their basements from the PC Nazis and Social Justice Warrior brigades, desperately protecting the last shreds of 'core gaming' in their [[GiftedlyBad unironically horrible]] Liveblog journals filled with patently obvious white privilege and poorly disguised misogyny. 'First they came for our ''Halo 2''[=’=]s, and I said nothing.'"''
-->--'''[[https://medium.com/the-cauldron/why-gamergaters-piss-me-the-f-off-a7e4c7f6d8a6 Chris Kluwe]]''' on #Gamergate

->''"NAZI GERMANY!? Why, that's my ''least favorite'' kind of Germany! You got your regular Germany, your [[UsefulNotes/WeimarRepublic Weimar Germany]], your Visigoths, your [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Hasselhoffs]], but oh my God, Ted Cruz says we're at '''''Defcon Nazi!'''''

->''"[[GodwinsLaw NAZI GERMANY!]] Why, that's my ''least favorite'' kind of Germany! You got your regular Germany, your [[UsefulNotes/WeimarRepublic Weimar Germany]], your Visigoths, your [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Hasselhoffs]], but oh my God, Ted Cruz says we're at '''''Defcon Nazi!'''''

->''"Please stop calling people 'Hitler' when you disagree with them. It demeans you, it demeans your opponent, and, to be honest, ''[[PretenderDiss it demeans Hitler]]''. That guy worked too many years, too hard, to be that evil, to have any Tom, Dick, and Harry come along and say, 'hey, you're bein' Hitler.' No, you know who was Hitler? '''Hitler'''!"''
-->-- '''JonStewart'''

!!!Fictional

!!!Invoked

!!!About

->'''JonStewart:''' Well, clearly, Senator Cruz believes our freedom is under assault! Senator Cruz, would you care to offer a historical precedent that you feel is appropriate to the threat that we now face?\\
'''Senator Ted Cruz:''' ''[in Senate footage]'' If you go to the 1940s... Nazi Germany.\\
'''Stewart''': NAZI GERMANY! Why, that's my least favorite kind of Germany! You got your regular Germany, your [[UsefulNotes/WeimarRepublic Weimar Germany]], your Visigoths, your [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Hasselhoffs]]. But oh my God, Ted Cruz says we're at Defcon Nazi!\\
'''Cruz''': Look, we saw in Britain, UsefulNotes/NevilleChamberlain, who told the British people, "Accept the Nazis. Yes, they'll dominate the continent of Europe. But that's not our problem. Let's appease them." And in America, there were voices that listened to that. I suspect those same pundits who say it can't be done, if it had been in the 1940s, we would've been listening to them.\\
'''Stewart''': LET'S NOT LISTEN TO THEM! I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THE NAZI APPEASERS! What is this "it" that these Hitler-lovers believe we ''can't'' do, but that you say we should be doing... to save our stuffed crust freedom?\\
'''Cruz''': I rise today in opposition -\\
'''Stewart''': I RISE WITH YOU! TO DEFEAT WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WHICH IS CLEARLY THE ONLY THING YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT GIVEN THE LEVEL OF RHETORIC YOU HAVE USED THUS FAR!\\
'''Cruz''': - in opposition to Obamacare.
-->--''Series/TheDailyShow''

->'''Judge Greenspan:''' Mr. Soprano, do you have a problem with wearing an electronic bracelet?\\
'''Uncle Junior''': It sounds like Nazi Germany to me!\\
'''Judge Greenspan''': Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.

->'''Ratbert:''' I'm debating on the internet! Ha ha! I'm winning every argument by saying the same thing!\\
'''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}:''' What's that?\\
'''Ratbert:''' "How would you like it if Hitler killed you?"\\
'''Dilbert:''' ''(incensed)'' Hey, I debated you last night!

--> -- Grover Norquist, on the inheritance tax.

->''"Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it’s European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren’t committing mass murder by guillotine."''
-->--'''Ann Coulter''' on the World Cup

->'''JonStewart:''' Well, clearly, Senator Cruz believes our freedom is under assault! Senator Cruz, would you care to offer a historical precedent that you feel is appropriate to the threat that we now face.\\

'''Cruz''': I rise today in opposition -

->''"When we just saw that man, I think it was ''[PZ Myers]'', talking about how great scientists were, I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw scientists telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get gassed …that’s where ''science'' leads you. Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and [[LuddWasRight science leads you to killing people.]]"''

!!!Quotes from RealLife

->''"The word Fascism has now no meaning except in so far as it signifies 'something not desirable.'"''
-->--'''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', "Politics and the English Language", 1946

->''”The [[HeteronormativeCrusader homosexual agenda]] is just like Islam: there is no room for dissent, there is no room to leave, once you're in, you can't leave. Muslims won't let you leave, homosexuals won't let you leave...There's no freedom of choice, there's no freedom of religion -- if you have religious views about homosexual behavior, you are squashed. I mean, ladies and gentlemen, they are Nazis. Homosexual activists, when it comes to freedom of speech, are Nazis."''
-->--'''Bryan Fischer'''

->''"Whatever its claims, Queen isn't here just to entertain. This group has come to make it clear exactly who is superior and who is inferior. Its anthem, 'We Will Rock You,' is a marching order: you ''will'' not rock us, we ''will'' rock you. Indeed, Queen may be the first truly fascist rock band. The whole thing makes me wonder why anyone would indulge these creeps and their polluting ideas."''
-->--'''Dave Marsh''', in his review of ''Jazz'' by Music/{{Queen}}, ''Rolling Stone'', Feb. 6, 1979

->''"Feminazi."''
-->--'''RushLimbaugh'''

->''"You're a fascist, Mr. [[GeorgeWBush Bush]]! Resign!"''
-->--'''KeithOlbermann''', special comment in 2007.

->''"Hitler decided that it was the only empathetic thing to do, to put this child down and put him out of his suffering. It was the beginning of the T4, which led to genocide everywhere. It was the beginning of it. Empathy leads you to very bad decisions many times."''
-->--'''Radio/GlennBeck''' on BarackObama

->''"Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it’s European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren’t committing mass murder by guillotine."''
-->--'''Ann Coulter''' on the World Cup

->''"I mean, that's the morality of the Holocaust. 'Well, it's only a small percentage,' you know. 'I mean, it's not you, it's somebody else.'"''
--> -- Grover Norquist, on the inheritance tax.

->"''I can't imagine Arizonans now reverting to German Nazi and Russian Communist techniques whereby people are required to turn one another in to the authorities on any suspicion of documentation."''
-->--'''Cardinal Roger Mahony''' on the Arizona immigration law.

->''"When we just saw that man, I think it was ''[PZ Myers]'', talking about how great scientists were, I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw scientists telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get gassed …that’s where ''science'' leads you. Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and [[LuddWasRight science leads you to killing people.]]"''
-->--'''Ben Stein'''

->''"''[T]''hey’re all little Anne Franks, hiding in their basements from the PC Nazis and Social Justice Warrior brigades, desperately protecting the last shreds of 'core gaming' in their [[GiftedlyBad unironically horrible]] Liveblog journals filled with patently obvious white privilege and poorly disguised misogyny. 'First they came for our ''Halo 2''[=’=]s, and I said nothing.'"''
-->--'''[[https://medium.com/the-cauldron/why-gamergaters-piss-me-the-f-off-a7e4c7f6d8a6 Chris Kluwe]]''' on #Gamergate

-> '''Krebs:''' ''In most countries of the world your name is synonymous with pure evil. In Germany itself it is basically illegal to say your name out loud. Few would argue that you remain the most infamous and ruthless dictator the world has ever seen.''\\
'''Hitler:''' ''I don't care about that shit. [[CreatorProvincialism I want to know what the Americans think about me.]]''\\
'''Krebs:''' ''Mein Führer... The people...''\\
'''Jodl:''' ''The people in America call everybody they disagree with "Hitler" to the point that it's completely trite and meaningless.''\\
'''Hitler:''' ''[[GlassesPull ...]]''\\
'''Hitler:''' ''Do you have any idea how hard I have worked!? To become the most singularly evil person to have lived!? To be, for generations to come, the most feared and repellent figure on Earth!? I cannot believe this shit. Tell me what these fucking Americans are saying. What, do you think you need to protect me? That I can't handle it? I am the [[Music/OzzyOsbourne Prince of Darkness]]! I was belched from the fiery depths of hell!''\\

'''Hitler:''' ''You cannot be fucking serious. I have been wearing this ridiculous thing for years... So that it might be the very symbol of evil! Not some convenient talisman for unthinking Americans. What good is it being this boundlessly evil? Systematically killing everybody who disagrees with you just to be turned into a cartoon character like fucking LexLuthor!? To think I could have had a normal moustache all along like [[JosefStalin Stalin]]! I have had it with these Americans. If they cannot tell the difference between a genocidal maniac and those fucking teabaggers they can all go to hell!''

->"Hitler was a good person among his friends (if he had any), maybe he didn't mean to do what he did as well?"
-->--A Website/YouTube comment in response to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rehZ8k8JMwk&feature=related David Beckham's defense of Thierry Henry's handball]].

->''"When you say [[NoExceptYes you're not comparing someone to Hitler, you're comparing them to Hitler]]. This week, a Georgia congressman said, 'I'm not comparing [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] to Adolf Hitler. What I'm saying is there's the potential of going down that road.' Well, Congressman, I'm not comparing your head to a butt-plug, but it does seem to spend a lot of time up your ass."''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->''"If he puts a moon roof in the presidential limo, he's not making himself Führer; he's just trying to get the smell of stupidity out of the seats."''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher'', on UsefulNotes/BarackObama's 2008 presidential election win.