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'''[=Jayne/Mal=]''': [[UnEntendre (chuckling)]]\\
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'''[=Jayne/Mal=]''': [[UnEntendre [[ImaginedInnuendo (chuckling)]]\\
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->''Zoe''': [[ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself This is something the Captain has to do for himself]].\\
'''Mal''': [[DefiedTrope No! No, it's not!]] \\
'''Mal''': [[DefiedTrope No! No, it's not!]] \\
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'''Mal''': (panicky) [[DefiedTrope No! No, it's not!]] \\
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Like [[GinaTorres my career]] [[ActorAllusion after]] ''Series/{{Cleopatra 2525}}''\\
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Like [[GinaTorres [[Creator/GinaTorres my career]] [[ActorAllusion after]] ''Series/{{Cleopatra 2525}}''\\
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Oh yeah, [[JerkAss I don't have a good side]], and you know why\\
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Oh yeah, [[JerkAss [[{{Jerkass}} I don't have a good side]], and you know why\\
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-> ''Mal'': I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop [[GenkiGirl Kaylee]] from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
->''Kaylee'': [[ChekhovsGun Compression coil busts, we're drifting...]]\\
''Mal'': [[TemptingFate Best not bust, then.]]
-> ''Zoe'': If they take the ship, [[{{Squick}} they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice and if we're very very lucky]], they'll do it {{in that order}}.
->'''Dobson''': ''(holds a gun to River's head and uses her as a [[HumanShield shield]])'' "[[PutDownYourGunAndStepAway I'm not playing anymore. If anyone so much as moves-]]"\\
'''Mal''': ''(walks in and casually [[KilledMidSentence shoots Dobson]] [[ImprobableAimingSkills in the eye)]]''
->''Mal'': How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne?\\
''Jayne'': Money wasn't good enough.\\
''Mal'': What happens when it is?\\
''Jayne'': Well... [[ForeShadowing that'll be an interesting day.]]
->''Kaylee'': [[ChekhovsGun Compression coil busts, we're drifting...]]\\
''Mal'': [[TemptingFate Best not bust, then.]]
-> ''Zoe'': If they take the ship, [[{{Squick}} they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice and if we're very very lucky]], they'll do it {{in that order}}.
->'''Dobson''': ''(holds a gun to River's head and uses her as a [[HumanShield shield]])'' "[[PutDownYourGunAndStepAway I'm not playing anymore. If anyone so much as moves-]]"\\
'''Mal''': ''(walks in and casually [[KilledMidSentence shoots Dobson]] [[ImprobableAimingSkills in the eye)]]''
->''Mal'': How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne?\\
''Jayne'': Money wasn't good enough.\\
''Mal'': What happens when it is?\\
''Jayne'': Well... [[ForeShadowing that'll be an interesting day.]]
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->'''Dobson''': ''(holds a gun to River's head and uses her as a [[HumanShield shield]])''
'''Mal''': ''(walks in and
->''Mal'':
->'''Mal''': How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne?\\
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->''Zoe'': Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
->''Mal'': Darn.
->''Mal'': Darn.
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->''Mal'': I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
->''Book'': If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. One reserved for child molesters, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking people who talk at the theater]].
->''Book'': If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. One reserved for child molesters, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking people who talk at the theater]].
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->''Book'':
->'''Book''': If you take sexual advantage of that girl, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. One reserved for child molesters, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking people who talk at the theater]].
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->''Simon'': "I reattached a girl's leg. Her ''whole leg''. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, ''he gets a town''..." ''(raising his mug in a toast)'' "To Jayne! The box-dropping, [[BuffySpeak man-ape-gone-wrong thing!]]"
->''Jayne'': "You all think somebody's just gonna drop money on ya? Money they could use? Well there ain't people like that!... There's just people like ''me!''"
->''Jayne'': "You all think somebody's just gonna drop money on ya? Money they could use? Well there ain't people like that!... There's just people like ''me!''"
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->''Jayne'': "You
->'''Jayne''': You all think somebody's just gonna drop money on ya? Money they could use? Well there ain't people like that!... There's just people like
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->''Badger'': 'Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.\\
''[=Jayne/Mal=]'': [[UnEntendre (chuckling)]]\\
''Badger'': ...Of invites!
-> ''Atherton'': Half of these men wish you were draped on their arm.\\
''Inara'': Only half? I must be losing my undefinable allure.\\
''Atherton'': Not so undefinable - [[EstablishingCharacterMoment all of them wish they were in your bed.]]
->''Jayne'': What we need is a diversion... [[ShowSomeLeg I say Zoe gets nekkid.]]\\
''Wash'': No.\\
''Jayne'': I could get nekkid.\\
''Everyone'': [[{{Squick}} No!]]
->''Mal'': Sure, it's humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (''Stabs Atherton in the side.'') Guess I'm just a good man. (''Stabs him again.'') Well, I'm all right.
''[=Jayne/Mal=]'': [[UnEntendre (chuckling)]]\\
''Badger'': ...Of invites!
-> ''Atherton'': Half of these men wish you were draped on their arm.\\
''Inara'': Only half? I must be losing my undefinable allure.\\
''Atherton'': Not so undefinable - [[EstablishingCharacterMoment all of them wish they were in your bed.]]
->''Jayne'': What we need is a diversion... [[ShowSomeLeg I say Zoe gets nekkid.]]\\
''Wash'': No.\\
''Jayne'': I could get nekkid.\\
''Everyone'': [[{{Squick}} No!]]
->''Mal'': Sure, it's humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (''Stabs Atherton in the side.'') Guess I'm just a good man. (''Stabs him again.'') Well, I'm all right.
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->''Wash'': "I don't want you to spare me, Mal. If you think you know what's happening, then you tell me. You wouldn't spare Zoe if she were in this situation with you, would you? You would be planning, and plotting and... possibly scheming. So whatever Zoe would do in this instance is what I wanna do. Do you know why? No matter how ugly it gets, you two always come back with the stories. So... I'm Zoe. Now, what do I do?"\\
''Mal'': "Probably not talk quite so much."
->''Wash'': "I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey."\\
''Mal'': "Listen, you... She swore to obey?"\\
''Wash'': "Well, no, but...But that's just my point! ''You'' she obeys! She obeys ''you!'' There's obeying going on ''right under my nose!'' "
->''Mal'': "That's not true! There's plenty of orders of mine that she didn't obey!"\\
''Wash'': "[[NameOne Name one]]!"\\
''Mal'': "[[WhamLine She married YOU!!]]"
->''Zoe'': Preacher, don't Literature/TheBible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
->''Book'': [[ThouShaltNotKill Quite specific]]. It is, however, somewhat [[TechnicalPacifist fuzzier on the subject]] [[OnlyAFleshWound of kneecaps]].
->''Zoe'': [[ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself This is something the Captain has to do for himself]].\\
''Mal'': [[DefiedTrope No! No, it's not!]] \\
''Zoe'': Oh. [[MoreDakka (starts firing)]]
->''Mal'': I know it's a difficult mission... but you and I... have to get it on.\\
''Zoe'': Alright... I understand. Take me, sir. Take me hard.\\
''Jayne'': [[NoYay Now something about that's just downright unsettling.]]\\
''Wash'': (grabs Zoe) We'll be in our bunk!
->'''River'': [[OneManArmy No power in the 'Verse can stop me.]]
''Mal'': "Probably not talk quite so much."
->''Wash'': "I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey."\\
''Mal'': "Listen, you... She swore to obey?"\\
''Wash'': "Well, no, but...But that's just my point! ''You'' she obeys! She obeys ''you!'' There's obeying going on ''right under my nose!'' "
->''Mal'': "That's not true! There's plenty of orders of mine that she didn't obey!"\\
''Wash'': "[[NameOne Name one]]!"\\
''Mal'': "[[WhamLine She married YOU!!]]"
->''Zoe'': Preacher, don't Literature/TheBible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
->''Book'': [[ThouShaltNotKill Quite specific]]. It is, however, somewhat [[TechnicalPacifist fuzzier on the subject]] [[OnlyAFleshWound of kneecaps]].
->''Zoe'': [[ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself This is something the Captain has to do for himself]].\\
''Mal'': [[DefiedTrope No! No, it's not!]] \\
''Zoe'': Oh. [[MoreDakka (starts firing)]]
->''Mal'': I know it's a difficult mission... but you and I... have to get it on.\\
''Zoe'': Alright... I understand. Take me, sir. Take me hard.\\
''Jayne'': [[NoYay Now something about that's just downright unsettling.]]\\
''Wash'': (grabs Zoe) We'll be in our bunk!
->'''River'': [[OneManArmy No power in the 'Verse can stop me.]]
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''Mal'': "Probably
'''Mal''': [[DeadpanSnarker Probably not talk quite so much.
->''Wash'': "I
->'''Wash''': I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey.
''Mal'': "Listen,
'''Mal''': Listen, you... She swore to
''Wash'': "Well,
'''Wash''': Well, no, but...But that's just my point! ''You'' she obeys! She obeys ''you!'' There's obeying going on ''right under my
->''Mal'': "That's
->'''Mal''': That's not true! There's plenty of orders of mine that she didn't
''Wash'': "[[NameOne
'''Wash''': [[NameOne Name
''Mal'': "[[WhamLine
'''Mal''': [[WhamLine She married
->''Zoe'':
->'''Zoe''': Preacher, don't Literature/TheBible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
''Jayne'': [[NoYay Now something about that's just downright unsettling.
'''Wash''': (grabs Zoe) We'll be in our bunk!
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->''Mal'': "Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carryin' a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you."
->''Tracey'': "When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that..."\\
''Zoe'': "...you find someone to carry you."
->''Tracey'': "When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that..."\\
''Zoe'': "...you find someone to carry you."
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->''Tracey'': "When
->'''Tracey''': When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that...
''Zoe'': "...
'''Zoe''': ...you find someone to carry you.
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->''Mal'': "I'll introduce you to the rest later. They're good folk."\\
''Jayne'': "Can I start getting sexed already?"\\
''Mal'': [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg "Well, that one's kind of horrific."]]
->''[[HookerWithAHeartOfGold ''Petaline'']]: "Rance, this is Jonah. Jonah... say 'hi' to your daddy."\\
* gunshot*\\
''Petaline'': [[BondOneLiner "Say goodbye to your daddy, Jonah."]]
''Jayne'': "Can I start getting sexed already?"\\
''Mal'': [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg "Well, that one's kind of horrific."]]
->''[[HookerWithAHeartOfGold ''Petaline'']]: "Rance, this is Jonah. Jonah... say 'hi' to your daddy."\\
* gunshot*\\
''Petaline'': [[BondOneLiner "Say goodbye to your daddy, Jonah."]]
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''Jayne'': "Can
'''Jayne''': Can I start getting sexed
''Mal'':
'''Mal''': [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg
->''[[HookerWithAHeartOfGold ''Petaline'']]: "Rance,
->'''[[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Petaline]]''': Rance, this is Jonah. Jonah... say
* gunshot*\\
''Petaline'':
*gunshot*\\
'''Petaline''': [[BondOneLiner
[[AC:'''Objects in Space''']]
->'''Jubal Early''': [[CatchPhrase Does that seem right to you?]]
->'''Jubal Early''': Well...here I am.
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'''Mal''': ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome (walks in and casually]] [[KilledMidSentence shoots Dobson]] [[ImprobableAimingSkills in the eye)]]''
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'''Mal''': ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome (walks ''(walks in and casually]] casually [[KilledMidSentence shoots Dobson]] [[ImprobableAimingSkills in the eye)]]''
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Like [[GinaTorres my career]] [[ActorAllusion after]] ''{{Cleopatra 2525}}''\\
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Like [[GinaTorres my career]] [[ActorAllusion after]] ''{{Cleopatra ''Series/{{Cleopatra 2525}}''\\
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->''"Nobody on this show ever went to work. You know how there are those days where you just go 'I have to go to work today'? Well, nobody in this cast did that. They didn't go to work. They went to the studio and hung out on the set with their family. That's how it feels, like a family. Everyone on this cast loved each other, and it came through in their performances. That's what Fox did; they didn't just cancel a show when they killed ''Firefly'', they broke up a family."''
-->-- '''Creator/JeremyJahns''', in his review of the show
-->-- '''Creator/JeremyJahns''', in his review of the show
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-> ''Zoe'': If they take the ship, [[{{Squick}} they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and if we're very very lucky]], they'll do it {{in that order}}.
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-> ''Zoe'': If they take the ship, [[{{Squick}} they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing,]] clothing]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice and if we're very very lucky]], they'll do it {{in that order}}.
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->''Mal'': [[GenreSavvy How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne?]]\\
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->''Mal'': [[GenreSavvy How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne?]]\\Jayne?\\
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->''Tracey'': "When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that..."
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->''Tracey'': "When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that...""\\
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->''Mal'': "I'll introduce you to the rest later. They're good folk."
''Jayne'': "Can I start getting sexed already?"
''Jayne'': "Can I start getting sexed already?"
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->''Mal'': "I'll introduce you to the rest later. They're good folk."
"\\
''Jayne'': "Can I start getting sexedalready?"already?"\\
''Jayne'': "Can I start getting sexed
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->''[[HookerWithAHeartOfGold ''Petaline'']]: "Rance, this is Jonah. Jonah... say 'hi' to your daddy."
* gunshot*
* gunshot*
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->''[[HookerWithAHeartOfGold ''Petaline'']]: "Rance, this is Jonah. Jonah... say 'hi' to your daddy."
* gunshot*"\\
*gunshot*\\
* gunshot*
*gunshot*\\
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[[AC:'''The Message''']]
->''Mal'': "Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carryin' a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you."
->''Tracey'': "When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that..."
''Zoe'': "...you find someone to carry you."
[[AC:'''Heart of Gold''']]
->''Mal'': "I'll introduce you to the rest later. They're good folk."
''Jayne'': "Can I start getting sexed already?"
''Mal'': [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg "Well, that one's kind of horrific."]]
->''[[HookerWithAHeartOfGold ''Petaline'']]: "Rance, this is Jonah. Jonah... say 'hi' to your daddy."
*gunshot*
''Petaline'': [[BondOneLiner "Say goodbye to your daddy, Jonah."]]
->''Mal'': "Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carryin' a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you."
->''Tracey'': "When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that..."
''Zoe'': "...you find someone to carry you."
[[AC:'''Heart of Gold''']]
->''Mal'': "I'll introduce you to the rest later. They're good folk."
''Jayne'': "Can I start getting sexed already?"
''Mal'': [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg "Well, that one's kind of horrific."]]
->''[[HookerWithAHeartOfGold ''Petaline'']]: "Rance, this is Jonah. Jonah... say 'hi' to your daddy."
*gunshot*
''Petaline'': [[BondOneLiner "Say goodbye to your daddy, Jonah."]]
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-->-- '''JossWhedon'''
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-->-- '''JossWhedon'''
'''Creator/JossWhedon'''
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All that ''BarneyMiller'' [[ActorAllusion paid off]], and you know why\\
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All that ''BarneyMiller'' ''Series/BarneyMiller'' [[ActorAllusion paid off]], and you know why\\
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Well, I'm JossWhedon, the creator, yeah, that's me\\
The only one that compares is JMichaelStraczynski\\
The only one that compares is JMichaelStraczynski\\
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Well, I'm JossWhedon, Creator/JossWhedon, the creator, yeah, that's me\\
The only one that compares isJMichaelStraczynski\\Creator/JMichaelStraczynski\\
The only one that compares is
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Well, I'm BrannonBraga, and I'm the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' guy\\
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Well, I'm BrannonBraga, Creator/BrannonBraga, and I'm the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' guy\\
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-->-- '''Tom Smith'''
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-->-- '''Tom Smith'''
"I'm on Firefly" by Music/TomSmith
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->'''River'': [[OneManArmy No power in the 'Verse can stop me.]]
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->''"We choose which meaning to give these objects. [[Recap/FireflyE14ObjectsInSpace A gun can be a stick, a ship can be a soul,]] and a [[Series/{{Firefly}} TV show]] can be important, even if [[NeedsMoreLove no one watches it]]."''
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->''"We choose which meaning to give these objects. [[Recap/FireflyE14ObjectsInSpace A gun can be a stick, a ship can be a soul,]] and a [[Series/{{Firefly}} TV show]] can be important, even if [[NeedsMoreLove no one watches it]].it."''
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->''Mal'': How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne?\\
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->''Mal'': [[GenreSavvy How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne?\\Jayne?]]\\
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''Jayne'': Well... that'll be an interesting day.
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''Jayne'': Well... [[ForeShadowing that'll be an interesting day.
day.]]
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->''Simon'': "I reattached a girl's leg. Her ''whole leg''. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, ''he gets a town''."
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->''Simon'': "I reattached a girl's leg. Her ''whole leg''. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, ''he gets a town''."
town''..." ''(raising his mug in a toast)'' "To Jayne! The box-dropping, [[BuffySpeak man-ape-gone-wrong thing!]]"
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There's a 29.22 per cent chance that this verse won't scan, but if we rewrite it in Iambic... fu den sei!\\
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There's a 29.22 per cent chance that this verse won't scan, but if we rewrite it in Iambic... fu den sei!\\ooh, dancing!\\
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I\'m fixing some errors.
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I live by one law [[CoughSnarkCough (herpes)]] and you know why\\
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I live by one law [[CoughSnarkCough (herpes)]] law: Murphy's -- and you know why\\
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Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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[[http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Firefly_(TV_series) And many more]]!
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[[http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Firefly_(TV_series) And many more]]!
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->Well, I'm TheCaptain, Mal, [[DeadpanSnarker my wit is dry]]\\
I may never be a success, but I'm gonna try\\
I live by one law [[CoughSnarkCough (herpes)]] and you know why\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
I may never be a success, but I'm gonna try\\
I live by one law [[CoughSnarkCough (herpes)]] and you know why\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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Take me where I cannot stand\\
I don't care, I'm
I may never be a success, but I'm gonna try\\
I live by one law [[CoughSnarkCough (herpes)]] and you know why\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
You can't take the sky from me\\
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Well, I'm the [[NumberTwo first mate]] Zoe, I'll always survive\\
Like [[GinaTorres my career]] [[ActorAllusion after]] ''{{Cleopatra 2525}}''\\
I'm [[ActionGirl the hottie who'll kick your ass]], and you know why\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
Like [[GinaTorres my career]] [[ActorAllusion after]] ''{{Cleopatra 2525}}''\\
I'm [[ActionGirl the hottie who'll kick your ass]], and you know why\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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Like [[GinaTorres my career]] [[ActorAllusion after]] ''{{Cleopatra 2525}}''\\
I'm [[ActionGirl
Tell 'em I ain't comin' back\\
Burn the
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
You can't take the sky from me\\
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Well, I'm Wash, Zoe's husband, I'm one lucky guy\\
I'm also the pilot, so shut up and let me fly\\
I'm the comic relief on the wind, and you know why\\
I'm also the pilot, so shut up and let me fly\\
I'm the comic relief on the wind, and you know why\\
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Since I found Serenity\\
And you can't take the sky from me
-->-- '''Firefly Opening Theme (Ballad of Serenity)'''
->Well, I'm
I may never be a success, but I'm gonna try\\
I live by one
I'm also the pilot, so shut up and let me fly\\
I'm the comic relief on the wind,
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Well, I'm Jayne, the hero of Canton, I'm one studly guy\\
Don't get on my bad side, or you're gonna die!\\
Oh yeah, [[JerkAss I don't have a good side]], and you know why\\
Don't get on my bad side, or you're gonna die!\\
Oh yeah, [[JerkAss I don't have a good side]], and you know why\\
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Well, I'm Jayne, the hero of Canton, [[NumberTwo first mate]] Zoe, I'll always survive\\
Like [[GinaTorres my career]] [[ActorAllusion after]] ''{{Cleopatra 2525}}''\\
I'mone studly guy\\
Don't get on my bad side, or you're gonna die!\\
Oh yeah, [[JerkAss I don't have a good side]],[[ActionGirl the hottie who'll kick your ass]], and you know why\\
Like [[GinaTorres my career]] [[ActorAllusion after]] ''{{Cleopatra 2525}}''\\
I'm
Don't get on my bad side, or you're gonna die!\\
Oh yeah, [[JerkAss I don't have a good side]],
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Well, I'm Kaylee the engineer, I know what to do\\
I'm the oversexed, [[WrenchWench grease monkey]], [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], savant MarySue\\
I'm in lust with simple Simon, and you know why\\
I'm the oversexed, [[WrenchWench grease monkey]], [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], savant MarySue\\
I'm in lust with simple Simon, and you know why\\
to:
Well, I'm Kaylee Wash, Zoe's husband, I'm one lucky guy\\
I'm also theengineer, I know what to do\\
pilot, so shut up and let me fly\\
I'm theoversexed, [[WrenchWench grease monkey]], [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], savant MarySue\\
I'm in lust with simple Simon,comic relief on the wind, and you know why\\
I'm also the
I'm the
I'm in lust with simple Simon,
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Well, I'm Simon the doctor, and Jayne gets on my nerves\\
If he doesn't shut up, I'll make sure he gets what he deserves\\
I'll lock him in a room with [[SuperSoldier my sister]], and you know why\\
If he doesn't shut up, I'll make sure he gets what he deserves\\
I'll lock him in a room with [[SuperSoldier my sister]], and you know why\\
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Well, I'm Simon Jayne, the doctor, and Jayne gets hero of Canton, I'm one studly guy\\
Don't get on mynerves\\
If he doesn't shut up, I'll make sure he gets what he deserves\\
I'll lock him inbad side, or you're gonna die!\\
Oh yeah, [[JerkAss I don't have aroom with [[SuperSoldier my sister]], good side]], and you know why\\
Don't get on my
If he doesn't shut up, I'll make sure he gets what he deserves\\
I'll lock him in
Oh yeah, [[JerkAss I don't have a
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Well, I'm... I'm River... I think\\
...\\
...\\
There's a 29.22 per cent chance that this verse won't scan, but if we rewrite it in Iambic... fu den sei!\\
...\\
...\\
There's a 29.22 per cent chance that this verse won't scan, but if we rewrite it in Iambic... fu den sei!\\
to:
Well, I'm... I'm River... Kaylee the engineer, I think\\
...\\
...\\
There's a 29.22 per cent chance that this verse won't scan, but if we rewrite itknow what to do\\
I'm the oversexed, [[WrenchWench grease monkey]], [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], savant MarySue\\
I'm inIambic... fu den sei!\\lust with simple Simon, and you know why\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
...\\
...\\
There's a 29.22 per cent chance that this verse won't scan, but if we rewrite it
I'm the oversexed, [[WrenchWench grease monkey]], [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]], savant MarySue\\
I'm in
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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I'm Inara the companion, in love with Mal, who knows why?\\
He always calls me a whore - [[{{Tsundere}} I guess he's shy]]\\
And [[{{UST}} nothing will ever happen]], 'cause so am I\\
He always calls me a whore - [[{{Tsundere}} I guess he's shy]]\\
And [[{{UST}} nothing will ever happen]], 'cause so am I\\
to:
Well, I'm Inara Simon the companion, doctor, and Jayne gets on my nerves\\
If he doesn't shut up, I'll make sure he gets what he deserves\\
I'll lock him inlove a room with Mal, who knows why?\\
He always calls me a whore - [[{{Tsundere}} I guess he's shy]]\\
And [[{{UST}} nothing will ever happen]], 'cause so am I\\[[SuperSoldier my sister]], and you know why\\
If he doesn't shut up, I'll make sure he gets what he deserves\\
I'll lock him in
He always calls me a whore - [[{{Tsundere}} I guess he's shy]]\\
And [[{{UST}} nothing will ever happen]], 'cause so am I\\
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Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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Well, I'm Shepherd Book, the token religious guy\\
[[ReligiousBruiser I've got a great left hook]], and I think like a spy\\
All that ''BarneyMiller'' [[ActorAllusion paid off]], and you know why\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
[[ReligiousBruiser I've got a great left hook]], and I think like a spy\\
All that ''BarneyMiller'' [[ActorAllusion paid off]], and you know why\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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Well, I'm... I'm Shepherd Book, the token religious guy\\
[[ReligiousBruiser I've gotRiver... I think\\
...\\
...\\
There's agreat left hook]], and I think like a spy\\
All29.22 per cent chance that ''BarneyMiller'' [[ActorAllusion paid off]], and you know why\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\this verse won't scan, but if we rewrite it in Iambic... fu den sei!\\
[[ReligiousBruiser I've got
...\\
...\\
There's a
All
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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Well, I'm JossWhedon, the creator, yeah, that's me\\
The only one that compares is JMichaelStraczynski\\
I thank you all for watching ''Film/{{Serenity}}''\\
Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD!\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
The only one that compares is JMichaelStraczynski\\
I thank you all for watching ''Film/{{Serenity}}''\\
Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD!\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
to:
The only one that compares is JMichaelStraczynski\\
He always calls me a whore - [[{{Tsundere}} I
Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD!\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
And [[{{UST}} nothing will ever happen]], 'cause so am I\\
I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly, I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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Well, I'm BrannonBraga, and I'm the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' guy\\
[[TakeThat Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye]]\\
Joss got it right in one - I hate that guy!\\
He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
[[TakeThat Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye]]\\
Joss got it right in one - I hate that guy!\\
He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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Well, I'm BrannonBraga, Shepherd Book, the token religious guy\\
[[ReligiousBruiser I've got a great left hook]], and I think like a spy\\
All that ''BarneyMiller'' [[ActorAllusion paid off]], and you know why\\
I'mthe ''Franchise/StarTrek'' guy\\
[[TakeThat Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye]]\\
Joss got it right in one - I hate that guy!\\
He didon Firefly, he did I'm on Firefly, he did I'm on Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\Ya-da-da-da-da\\
[[ReligiousBruiser I've got a great left hook]], and I think like a spy\\
All that ''BarneyMiller'' [[ActorAllusion paid off]], and you know why\\
I'm
[[TakeThat Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye]]\\
Joss got it right in one - I hate that guy!\\
He did
Well, I'm JossWhedon, the creator, yeah, that's me\\
The only one that compares is JMichaelStraczynski\\
I thank you all for watching ''Film/{{Serenity}}''\\
Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD!\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
\\
Well, I'm BrannonBraga, and I'm the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' guy\\
[[TakeThat Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye]]\\
Joss got it right in one - I hate that guy!\\
He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
\\
The only one that compares is JMichaelStraczynski\\
I thank you all for watching ''Film/{{Serenity}}''\\
Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD!\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
\\
Well, I'm BrannonBraga, and I'm the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' guy\\
[[TakeThat Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye]]\\
Joss got it right in one - I hate that guy!\\
He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
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Well, I'm BrannonBraga, and I'm the ''StarTrek'' guy\\
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Well, I'm BrannonBraga, and I'm the ''StarTrek'' ''Franchise/StarTrek'' guy\\
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Well, I'm JossWhedon, the creator, yeah, that's me\\
The only one that compares is JMichaelStraczynski\\
I thank you all for watching ''Film/{{Serenity}}''\\
Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD!\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
\\
Well, I'm BrannonBraga, and I'm the ''StarTrek'' guy\\
[[TakeThat Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye]]\\
Joss got it right in one - I hate that guy!\\
He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
\\
[[ThatsAllFolks Well, now this song is done, time to say goodbye]]\\
It's been a lot of fun, but I gotta fly\\
I've set aside fifteen hours, and you know why\\
[[ArchiveBinge To watch Firefly, to watch Firefly, to watch Firefly]]\\
Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da\\
Firefly for a white guy!
-->-- '''Tom Smith'''
Well, I'm JossWhedon, the creator, yeah, that's me\\
The only one that compares is JMichaelStraczynski\\
I thank you all for watching ''Film/{{Serenity}}''\\
Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD! Buy my DVD!\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
\\
Well, I'm BrannonBraga, and I'm the ''StarTrek'' guy\\
[[TakeThat Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye]]\\
Joss got it right in one - I hate that guy!\\
He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly\\
Ya-da-da-da-da\\
\\
[[ThatsAllFolks Well, now this song is done, time to say goodbye]]\\
It's been a lot of fun, but I gotta fly\\
I've set aside fifteen hours, and you know why\\
[[ArchiveBinge To watch Firefly, to watch Firefly, to watch Firefly]]\\
Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da\\
Firefly for a white guy!
-->-- '''Tom Smith'''