History Quotes / ExtendedDisarming

-->-- ''Film/JonahHex''

-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace'', a [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton Captain Proton]] fanfic

-->--''Film/TheMask''

->'''Gibbs''': You're coming along, strictly as an observer. Hand over all you weapons.
->'''Ziva''': Is that really necessay? ''(Gibb holds out his hand)'' Right. ''(gives him a gun)''
->'''Gibbs''': And your backup.
->'''Ziva''': What backup?
->'''Gibbs''': Left leg.
->'''Ziva''': Oh. That one. ''(gives it to him)''
->'''Gibbs''': And the knife concealed at your waist. ''(Ziva hands knife to Gibbs, who hands it back)'' You can keep this. [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow I just wanted you to know that I know]]. [[note]]This is a good thing, because she uses this knife to save their lives a while later. [[FridgeBrilliance Gibbs Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife]].[[/note]]
-->--'''Series/{{NCIS}}''', "Silver War"

'''Captain''':''"Forgive me, sir, but you must leave your weapons with us. It isn't permitted to go armed into the presence of the King."''\\
'''Beren''':''"Of course. Hold on a minute --''\\

'''Captain''': [relieved]''"Thank you for being so understanding about this. Now if you'll just come this way --"''\\
'''Beren''':''"Not done yet."''\\

'''Captain''': [staring at the mounting pile]''"Oh...Is there more?"''\\
'''Beren''': [working poniards out of cloak hem and hand-guards]''"Yup."''\\
'''Captain''':''"Is -- is that everything?"''\\
'''Beren''': [muffled, struggling out of his armor]''"No, there are still the backups, but you'll have to wait a bit."''\\

'''Beren''': ''"That should do it."''
-->--''Fanfic/ABoyAGirlAndADogTheLeithianScript'', ''chapter 2''

-->-- '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''', a [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton Captain Proton]] fanfic

'''Doyle:''' ''Aah!''...Mousetrap...\\

->Proton began running his hands over his clothing. "They confiscated my wristio, [[TheRadioDiesFirst so we can't call out]]…[[MyGods Great Calculator]], they've taken everything! Knife-rings, detonator buttons, belt-sword, trouser-fly transmitter, diamond-saw bootlaces, thermite lint, G-string abseil harness, infra-red contact lenses, my tiny glass balls filled with anesthesia gas, the synthetic strands of hair that can be joined into a 300-pound monofilament test line..." Proton lifted his shirt and stared in horror at the neat laser-scar across his stomach. "The bastards — they even removed my fake explosive appendix!"

->Proton began running his hands over his clothing. "They confiscated my wristio, so we can't call out...Great Calculator, they've taken everything! Knife-rings, detonator buttons, belt-sword, trouser-fly transmitter, diamond-saw bootlaces, thermite lint, G-string abseil harness, infra-red contact lenses, my tiny glass balls filled with anesthesia gas, the synthetic strands of hair that can be joined into a 300-pound monofilament test line..." Proton lifted his shirt and stared in horror at the neat laser-scar across his stomach. "The bastards — they even removed my fake explosive appendix!"

'''Cop:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Bazooka...]]\\

-->--'''Series/{{NCIS}}''', "Silver War"

-->--'''Film/TheMask''', which can be seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQhW3rP_oIs here]]

->'''Gibbs''': And the knife concealed at your waist. ''(Ziva hands knife to Gibbs, who hands it back)'' You can keep this. [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow I just wanted you to know that I know]]. [[hottip:*:This is a good thing, because she uses this knife to save their lives a while later. [[FridgeBrilliance Gibbs Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife]].]]

'''The Mask:''' I've never seen those before in my life.\\

-->--'''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "Silver War"

* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQhW3rP_oIs frisking scene]] in ''Film/TheMask'':
-->'''Doyle:''' ''(searching Mask)'' Really big sunglasses...\\

'''The Mask:''' Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all -- ''you married her!''