History Quotes / ExpospeakGag

-->-- '''Website/SCPFoundation''', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-333-j SCP-333-j]]

-->-- "WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie''

->''"My goodness, my glass house is sparkling delightfully in the morning sun. What a nice day to indulge in my favourite hobby of projectile mineralogy."

-->--a [[spoiler: deceased]] member of the '''[[Website/SCPFoundation SCP Foundation's]] Mobile Task Force [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2111 Omega-Zero]]''', describing your new existence as [[spoiler: a ghost]].

->'''''“Wow this question is silly, BUT DO ADULT FEMALE [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} TROLLS]] [[NonMammalMammaries WEAR BRAS]]? Or do they not have meat sacs on their chests?”'''''
->''Whatever it is they wear, they probably don’t call them bras. They probably call them something ridiculous like heft satchels or protrusion hammocks. Bulbhuggers?\\

Ok one more…\\
Actually no that’s all I got.\\

-->--'''Creator/AndrewHussie''' responding to a question, via Tumblr

->"It's funny, it looks great, and it makes us want to kick a Demoman in an extremely precise area (that the bean counters won't let us mention because they're all such huge extremely precise areas)."
-->--The ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' developers regarding a contest-winning poster.

-> ''"This is going to sound like a corny line, but did anyone ever tell you that configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?"''
-->-- '''Kryten''', ''Series/RedDwarf'', "Camille"

->"Bolt Guard statistical assessment: Powerful. Smart. Handsome. Bolt Guard intent: Smack-laying in a downward direction."

->By Authority of the Super Extra Very Sovereign Council of Mages Without Digits Within Bowels
->Hereas the Gateway Inn and all its dark and secret places have been found to be completely free of spooks, boojums, snarks, spectral goats, revenant toiletries, or cannibal vampire anchovies,
->Muthsera Mistress Dunmer-from-Far-Away Mage-Lady, Lord High Inspector of Hostelry for the Town of Sadrith Mora aforesaid, does pronounce the Gateway Inn free and clean of all otherworldly, hostile, and malign entities, with the exception of the profound and displeasing odor that arises from the Prefect of Hospitality, which, despite the preternatural magnitude of its offensiveness, may well derive from altogether more mundane sources.
->Signed,
->Muthsera Mistress Dunmer-from-Far-Away Mage-Lady
->Representing the Super Extra Very Sovereign Council of Mages Without Digits Within Bowels

->'''Riker:''' Our mental pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input pattern.
->'''Data:''' Thank you, sir.
-->-- Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration, Riker echoes Data's interpretation of friendship.

->"This platform came to [[Film/TheyLive engage in foot-based kinetic impact with posteriors]] and [[ChewBubblegum simulate the mastication of bubblegum]]. And this platform is presently devoid of bubblegum."

->'''Zeller''': The ecchymosis of the subcutaneous tissue is consistent with--\\
'''Price''': ''She was strangled.'' (aside to Zeller) That's a little wordy.

->'''Vaarsuvius:''' Fascinating. Durkon, I have just now formulated a theory that encompasses both Nale's likely method of engagement and the most suitable response on our part.
->'''Durkon:''' THA TREES BE ATTACKIN'!! RUN FER YER LIVES!!!
->'''Vaarsuvius:''' Ah, I see you have already grasped the core principles of my theory.
-->-- Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick

->''The form of the rock band came into its present state over the course of the latter half of the Twentieth Century. A rock band consists of a small number of vocalists and musicians (most commonly four, but sometimes numbering more), usually playing electric guitar, drums, electric bass, and sometimes additional instruments such as keyboards, acoustic guitars, tambourine, and cowbell. The cacophony of their “music” is increased by liberal use of amplification devices, a notable contrast from more elegant small ensembles, like the chamber orchestra.''
->''A touring rock band may be accompanied by specialists in construction, electronics, logistics, merchandising, and — should the audience not be impressed by the atonal jangling of the “musicians” — pyrotechnics. The relationship between the roadie caste and the musicians is a complex one whose nuance exceeds the scope of the Civilopedia.''
->''All rock music is too loud.''
-->--From the Civiliopedia entry on Rock Bands, ''VideoGame/{{Civilization}} VI''

->''Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?''
-->-- '''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "Plankton's Army"

->'''Peridot:''' (''trying to disassemble a microwave'') I just need some sort of leverage optimizer...\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Too Far"