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''Stu:''' He bit the dickens out of your mother.\\

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''Stu:''' '''Stu:''' He bit the dickens out of your mother.\\
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->'''Gideon:''' Well now there's a $4 word, Mr. H. My family always just called them night howlers.\\
'''Judy:''' I'm sorry. What did you say?\\
'''Stu:''' Oh, Gid's talking about those flowers, Judy. I use them to keep bugs off the produce. But I don't like the little ones going near them on account of your Uncle Terry.\\
'''Bonnie:''' Yeah, Terry ate one whole when we were kids and went completely nuts.\\
''Stu:''' He bit the dickens out of your mother.\\
'''Judy:''' A bunny can go savage.\\
'''Bonnie:''' Savage? Well, that's a strong word. But it did hurt like the devil.\\
'''Stu:''' Well, there's a sizable divot in your arm. I'd call that savage.\\
'''Judy:''' Night howlers aren't wolves. They're flowers. The flowers are making the predators go savage. That's it! That's what I've been missing!
-->-- ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}''
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->'''Elsa:''' You sacrificed yourself for me?\\
'''Anna:''' I love you.\\
'''Olaf:''' *gasps* An act of true love can heal a frozen heart!\\
'''Elsa:''' Love will thaw...love...of course! Love!
-->-- ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''
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->'''Weiss''': Sheep hunting? There really is no task too immodest for you.\\Le

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->'''Weiss''': Sheep hunting? There really is no task too immodest for you.\\

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->'''Weiss''': Sheep hunting? There really is no task too immodest for you.\\\\Le


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->''(Buzz is entering the VanityLicencePlate code "LZTYBRN" into Mr. Spell)''
->'''Mr. Spell:''' [[AC:Lazy Toy Brain... Lousy Try Brian...]]
->'''Rex:''' What are you doing, Buzz?
->'''Buzz:''' There's some sort of message encoded on that vehicles ID tag.
->'''Mr. Spell:''' [[AC:Liz Try Bran...]]
->'''Potato Head:''' It's just a license plate. It's just a jumble of letters.
->'''Hamm:''' Yeah, and there are about 3.5 million registered cars in the tri-county area alone.
->'''Mr. Spell:''' [[AC:Lou's Thigh Burn...]]
->'''Potato Head:''' Oh, this can't help. Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.
->'''Buzz:''' Toy... Toy... ''Toy!'' HOLD ON! ''(types in letters)''
->'''Mr. Spell:''' [[AC:Al's Toy Barn.]]
->'''Everyone:''' ''Al's Toy Barn?''
->'''Buzz:''' ''(looks at a feather that fell from the suspect's trunk)'' Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit!
->''(Etch draws a composite sketch of the suspect in the suit, revealing him to be Al from the commercials; everyone gasps)''
->'''Rex:''' IT'S THE CHICKEN MAN!
->'''Buzz:''' ''That's'' our guy.
->'''Hamm:''' I knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken!
-->--''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2''

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-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries And the Children Shall Lead...]]"

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-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', ''Website/TheAgonyBooth'', "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries And the Children Shall Lead...]]"



->'''Square:''' ''"Well let's look at the facts, shall we? You said something fairly innocuous that happened to give me a brilliant idea. In order to inflate your hopes and dreams before crushing them, I called you a genius. The truth however, is that I was the one who had the idea, whereas you were just some blathering idiot."''\\
'''Rectangle:''' ''"Square! You're back!"''\\
'''Square:''' ''"So remember, when someone says "you're a genius," what they really mean is, "[[GladIThoughtOfIt I'm a genius]].""''

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->'''Square:''' ''"Well Well let's look at the facts, shall we? You said something fairly innocuous that happened to give me a brilliant idea. In order to inflate your hopes and dreams before crushing them, I called you a genius. The truth however, is that I was the one who had the idea, whereas you were just some blathering idiot."''\\
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'''Rectangle:''' ''"Square! Square! You're back!"''\\
back!\\
'''Square:''' ''"So So remember, when someone says "you're a genius," what they really mean is, "[[GladIThoughtOfIt I'm a genius]].""''"



->'''Weiss''': "Sheep hunting? There really is no task too immodest for you."\\
'''Nier''': "It's a lot harder than it sounds, Weiss... these little bastards are fast."\\
'''Weiss''': "So smite them with magic!"\\
'''Nier''': "Aw, crap!"\\
'''Weiss''': "What is it? Shades?!"\\
'''Nier''': "You're right. I SHOULD use magic!"\\
'''Weiss''': ({{Beat}}) "Might I make another suggestion?"\\
'''Nier''': "What?"\\
'''Weiss''': "Stop yelling like a madman every time you come to a realization."
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{NieR}}''

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->'''Weiss''': "Sheep Sheep hunting? There really is no task too immodest for you."\\
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'''Nier''': "It's It's a lot harder than it sounds, Weiss... these little bastards are fast."\\
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'''Weiss''': "So So smite them with magic!"\\
magic!\\
'''Nier''': "Aw, crap!"\\
Aw, crap!\\
'''Weiss''': "What What is it? Shades?!"\\
Shades?!\\
'''Nier''': "You're You're right. I SHOULD use magic!"\\
magic!\\
'''Weiss''': ({{Beat}}) "Might Might I make another suggestion?"\\
suggestion?\\
'''Nier''': "What?"\\
What?\\
'''Weiss''': "Stop Stop yelling like a madman every time you come to a realization."
realization.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{NieR}}''
''VideoGame/NieR''



-->-- '''David Willis''', in TheRant for [[http://www.itswalky.com/comic/stupid-ignoble-death this]] ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' strip.

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-->-- '''David Willis''', in TheRant for [[http://www.itswalky.com/comic/stupid-ignoble-death this]] ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' strip.
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->''"We can't stop it! The only thing hard enough to penetrate it is... itself..."''
-->-- '''Mr. Incredible''', ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''
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'''Square:''' ''"So remember, when someone says "you're a genius," what they really mean is, "I'm a genius.""''
-->-- ''CircleVsSquare''

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'''Square:''' ''"So remember, when someone says "you're a genius," what they really mean is, "I'm "[[GladIThoughtOfIt I'm a genius.genius]].""''
-->-- ''CircleVsSquare''
''Circle vs. Square''
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-->-- '''Tip Wilkin''', ''SkinHorse''

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-->-- '''Tip Wilkin''', ''SkinHorse''
''Webcomic/SkinHorse''
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->'''Quan Chi''': Shao Kahn's victory is nearly complete. Soon, he will arrive in Earthrealm.\\
'''Raiden''': No! The Elder Gods will ''not'' allow it!\\
'''Quan Chi:''' The Elder Gods are toothless. Your world is near destruction, [[TheGodsMustBeLazy yet they do not act]].\\
'''Raiden''': They ''must''! Only through Mortal Kombat may Shao Kahn merge the realms, lest he face the judgement of the Elder Gods... [''{{beat}}''] Lest he face the judgement of the Elder Gods! He must win!\\
'''Quan Chi''': It is ''you'' who face judgement, Raiden.\\
'''Raiden''': Thank you, Quan Chi. I now know what must be done. [''teleports away'']
-->--''VideoGame/MortalKombat9''
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-->-- '''Binabik''', ''To Green Angel Tower'' (''MemorySorrowAndThorn'')

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-->-- '''Binabik''', ''To Green Angel Tower'' (''MemorySorrowAndThorn'')
(''Literature/MemorySorrowAndThorn'')
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->''"The ''SuperFriends'' solved crimes in two ways: asking their [[MagicalComputer computer]] to do it, or stumbling onto the solution by saying something stupid. For example, Marvin might say, "They've kidnapped Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}! We're in a real pickle now!" Which would cause Franchise/{{Batman}} to say, "That's it! Now I remember that they're keeping Aquaman at the Gotham Pickle Factory!" Idioms are half the Super Friends' detective work."''

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->''"The ''SuperFriends'' ''{{WesternAnimation/Superfriends}}'' solved crimes in two ways: asking their [[MagicalComputer computer]] to do it, or stumbling onto the solution by saying something stupid. For example, Marvin might say, "They've kidnapped Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}! We're in a real pickle now!" Which would cause Franchise/{{Batman}} to say, "That's it! Now I remember that they're keeping Aquaman at the Gotham Pickle Factory!" Idioms are half the Super Friends' detective work."''
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->'''Weiss''': "Sheep hunting? There really is no task too immodest for you."
->'''Nier''': "It's a lot harder than it sounds, Weiss... these little bastards are fast."
->'''Weiss''': "So smite them with magic!"
->'''Nier''': "Aw, crap!"
->'''Weiss''': "What is it? Shades?!"
->'''Nier''': "You're right. I SHOULD use magic!"
->'''Weiss''': ({{Beat}}) "Might I make another suggestion?"
->'''Nier''': "What?"
->'''Weiss''': "Stop yelling like a madman every time you come to a realization."

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->'''Weiss''': "Sheep hunting? There really is no task too immodest for you."
->'''Nier''':
"\\
'''Nier''':
"It's a lot harder than it sounds, Weiss... these little bastards are fast."
->'''Weiss''':
"\\
'''Weiss''':
"So smite them with magic!"
->'''Nier''':
magic!"\\
'''Nier''':
"Aw, crap!"
->'''Weiss''':
crap!"\\
'''Weiss''':
"What is it? Shades?!"
->'''Nier''':
Shades?!"\\
'''Nier''':
"You're right. I SHOULD use magic!"
->'''Weiss''':
magic!"\\
'''Weiss''':
({{Beat}}) "Might I make another suggestion?"
->'''Nier''': "What?"
->'''Weiss''':
suggestion?"\\
'''Nier''': "What?"\\
'''Weiss''':
"Stop yelling like a madman every time you come to a realization."
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-->-- ''Film/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', "Jack's Obsession"

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-->-- ''Film/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', "Jack's Obsession"
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->'''I hate the “[tortured wordplay]????? You’re a GENIUS!” trope, but I used it anyway.''
-->-David Willis, in TheRant for [[http://www.itswalky.com/comic/stupid-ignoble-death this]] ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' strip.

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->'''I ->''I hate the “[tortured wordplay]????? You’re a GENIUS!” trope, but I used it anyway.''
-->-David Willis, -->-- '''David Willis''', in TheRant for [[http://www.itswalky.com/comic/stupid-ignoble-death this]] ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' strip.

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->'''Nier''': "It's a lot harder than it sounds, Weiss... hese little bastards are fast."

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->'''Nier''': "It's a lot harder than it sounds, Weiss... hese these little bastards are fast."


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->'''I hate the “[tortured wordplay]????? You’re a GENIUS!” trope, but I used it anyway.''
-->-David Willis, in TheRant for [[http://www.itswalky.com/comic/stupid-ignoble-death this]] ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' strip.
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->''"The ''SuperFriends'' solved crimes in two ways: asking their [[MagicalComputer computer]] to do it, or stumbling onto the solution by saying something stupid. For example, Marvin might say, "They've kidnapped Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}! We're in a real pickle now!" Which would cause Comicbook/{{Batman}} to say, "That's it! Now I remember that they're keeping Aquaman at the Gotham Pickle Factory!" Idioms are half the Super Friends' detective work."''

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->''"The ''SuperFriends'' solved crimes in two ways: asking their [[MagicalComputer computer]] to do it, or stumbling onto the solution by saying something stupid. For example, Marvin might say, "They've kidnapped Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}! We're in a real pickle now!" Which would cause Comicbook/{{Batman}} Franchise/{{Batman}} to say, "That's it! Now I remember that they're keeping Aquaman at the Gotham Pickle Factory!" Idioms are half the Super Friends' detective work."''
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-->-- ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', "Jack's Obsession"

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-->-- ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', ''Film/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', "Jack's Obsession"



->"... I just gave you the answer, didn't I?"

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->"... I just gave you the answer, didn't I?"



->'''Weiss''': "Sheep hunting!? There really is no task to immodest for you!?"
->'''Nier''': "It's a lot harder than it sounds, Weiss. ...These little bastards are fast."

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->'''Weiss''': "Sheep hunting!? hunting? There really is no task to too immodest for you!?"
you."
->'''Nier''': "It's a lot harder than it sounds, Weiss. ...These Weiss... hese little bastards are fast."



->'''Weiss''': "What is it!? Shades!?"

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->'''Weiss''': "What is it!? Shades!?"it? Shades?!"



->'''Nier''': "What!?"

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->'''Nier''': "What!?""What?"



-->-- ''VideoGame/NieR''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/NieR''
''VideoGame/{{NieR}}''
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-->-- '''''TheAgonyBooth''''', "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries And the Children Shall Lead...]]"

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-->-- '''''TheAgonyBooth''''', '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries And the Children Shall Lead...]]"
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-->-- '''''TheAgonyBooth''''', "[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries And the Children Shall Lead...]]"

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-->-- '''''TheAgonyBooth''''', "[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries And the Children Shall Lead...]]"
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->''Okay, this is the second time an offhand comment has caused a Light Bulb Moment for Kirk in one conversation.''

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->''Okay, this is the second time an offhand comment has caused a Light Bulb Moment for Kirk in in'' one conversation.''conversation.''

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->''Okay, this is the second time an offhand comment has caused a Light Bulb Moment for Kirk in one conversation.''
-->-- '''''TheAgonyBooth''''', "[[StarTrekTheOriginalSeries And the Children Shall Lead...]]"



This is {{Buffy Speak}} for "Epiphany".

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This is {{Buffy Speak}} for "Epiphany".----
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-->-- ''NieR''

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-->-- ''NieR''
''VideoGame/NieR''
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->'''Weiss''': ([[{{Beat}} ...]]) "Might I make another suggestion?"

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->'''Weiss''': ([[{{Beat}} ...]]) ({{Beat}}) "Might I make another suggestion?"
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->'''Weiss''': "Sheep hunting!? There really is no task to immodest for you!?"
->'''Nier''': "It's a lot harder than it sounds, Weiss. ...These little bastards are fast."
->'''Weiss''': "So smite them with magic!"
->'''Nier''': "Aw, crap!"
->'''Weiss''': "What is it!? Shades!?"
->'''Nier''': "You're right. I SHOULD use magic!"
->'''Weiss''': ([[{{Beat}} ...]]) "Might I make another suggestion?"
->'''Nier''': "What!?"
->'''Weiss''': "Stop yelling like a madman every time you come to a realization."
-->-- ''NieR''
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-->-- '''Dr. Wilson''', ''{{House}}'', [[OnceAnEpisode catching on to the pattern]]

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-->-- '''Dr. Wilson''', ''{{House}}'', ''Series/{{House}}'', [[OnceAnEpisode catching on to the pattern]]
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-->-- '''Binabik''', ''To Green Angel Tower'' (''[=~Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn~=]'')

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-->-- '''Binabik''', ''To Green Angel Tower'' (''[=~Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn~=]'')
(''MemorySorrowAndThorn'')
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->''"The ''SuperFriends'' solved crimes in two ways: asking their [[MagicalComputer computer]] to do it, or stumbling onto the solution by saying something stupid. For example, Marvin might say, "They've kidnapped {{Aquaman}}! We're in a real pickle now!" Which would cause Comicbook/{{Batman}} to say, "That's it! Now I remember that they're keeping Aquaman at the Gotham Pickle Factory!" Idioms are half the Super Friends' detective work."''

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->''"The ''SuperFriends'' solved crimes in two ways: asking their [[MagicalComputer computer]] to do it, or stumbling onto the solution by saying something stupid. For example, Marvin might say, "They've kidnapped {{Aquaman}}! Comicbook/{{Aquaman}}! We're in a real pickle now!" Which would cause Comicbook/{{Batman}} to say, "That's it! Now I remember that they're keeping Aquaman at the Gotham Pickle Factory!" Idioms are half the Super Friends' detective work."''
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->"Permission to run off dramatically mid-sentence?"
-->-- '''Tip Wilkin''', ''SkinHorse''
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"[[UnusualEuphemism Chukku's stones!]] [...] I think I am finally seeing to the heart of our enemy's plan, and I am very much afraid that the monk is right - there may be nothing for our doing after all!"\\
-- Binabik, ''To Green Angel Tower'' (''[=~Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn~=]'')

-> ''Or perhaps it's really not as deep''
->''As I've been led to think''
->''Am I trying much too hard?''
->''Of course! I've been too close to see''
->''The answer's right in front of me''
->''Right in front of me''
--> --''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', "Jack's Obsession"

->'''Square:''' ''"Well let's look at the facts, shall we? You said something fairly innocuous that happened to give me a brilliant idea. In order to inflate your hopes and dreams before crushing them, I called you a genius. The truth however, is that I was the one who had the idea, whereas you were just some blathering idiot."''
->'''Rectangle:''' ''"Square! You're back!"''
->'''Square:''' ''"So remember, when someone says "you're a genius," what they really mean is, "I'm a genius.""''
--> --''CircleVsSquare''

-->''"The ''SuperFriends'' solved crimes in two ways: asking their [[MagicalComputer computer]] to do it, or stumbling onto the solution by saying something stupid. For example, Marvin might say, "They've kidnapped {{Aquaman}}! We're in a real pickle now!" Which would cause Comicbook/{{Batman}} to say, "That's it! Now I remember that they're keeping Aquaman at the Gotham Pickle Factory!" Idioms are half the Super Friends' detective work."''\\
--[[http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/eldoradob.htm Seanbaby]]

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"[[UnusualEuphemism Chukku's stones!]] [...] I think I am finally seeing to the heart of our enemy's plan, and I am very much afraid that the monk is right - there may be nothing for our doing after all!"\\
-- Binabik,
all!"
-->-- '''Binabik''',
''To Green Angel Tower'' (''[=~Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn~=]'')

-> ''Or perhaps it's really not as deep''
->''As
deep''\\
''As
I've been led to think''
->''Am
think''\\
''Am
I trying much too hard?''
->''Of
hard?''\\
''Of
course! I've been too close to see''
->''The
see''\\
''The
answer's right in front of me''
->''Right
me''\\
''Right
in front of me''
--> --''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', -->-- ''TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'', "Jack's Obsession"

->'''Square:''' ''"Well let's look at the facts, shall we? You said something fairly innocuous that happened to give me a brilliant idea. In order to inflate your hopes and dreams before crushing them, I called you a genius. The truth however, is that I was the one who had the idea, whereas you were just some blathering idiot."''
->'''Rectangle:'''
"''\\
'''Rectangle:'''
''"Square! You're back!"''
->'''Square:'''
back!"''\\
'''Square:'''
''"So remember, when someone says "you're a genius," what they really mean is, "I'm a genius.""''
--> --''CircleVsSquare''

-->''"The
-->-- ''CircleVsSquare''

->''"The
''SuperFriends'' solved crimes in two ways: asking their [[MagicalComputer computer]] to do it, or stumbling onto the solution by saying something stupid. For example, Marvin might say, "They've kidnapped {{Aquaman}}! We're in a real pickle now!" Which would cause Comicbook/{{Batman}} to say, "That's it! Now I remember that they're keeping Aquaman at the Gotham Pickle Factory!" Idioms are half the Super Friends' detective work."''\\
--[[http://www.
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-->-- '''[[http://www.
seanbaby.com/superfriends/eldoradob.htm Seanbaby]]
Seanbaby]]'''



-->--'''Dr. Wilson''', ''{{House}}'', [[OnceAnEpisode catching on to the pattern]]

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-->--'''Dr.-->-- '''Dr. Wilson''', ''{{House}}'', [[OnceAnEpisode catching on to the pattern]]
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->"... I just gave you the answer, didn't I?"
-->--'''Dr. Wilson''', ''{{House}}'', [[OnceAnEpisode catching on to the pattern]]

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