History Quotes / EatsBabies

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'', ''[[Recap/Ben10AlienForceS3E13ConOfRath]]''

->''"Did you just eat the BABY?! ''[...]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Eating... babies... is not... COOL!]]"''
-->-- '''Rath''', ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce''

-->-- '''Pappy McPoyle''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

-->-- '''Pappy Mcpoyle''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

-->--Creator/ShelSilverstein: "Dreadful"

->''"Hi! I'm Crazy Eddie. Oooha, oooha. I put babies on spikes. Do you want a rack of babies? We've got babies on racks. Hmmm, they...[[TastesLikeChicken taste of chicken]]!"''

->'''Baldrick''': It's that priest. He says he still wants to see you.\\
'''Edmund''': And did you mention the Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells?\\

'''Edmund''': And what did he say?\\
'''The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells''': [[IncomingHam He said, "I AM the Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!"]]\\
'''Edmund''': [[OhCrap Good Lord!]]\\
'''Bishop''': You haven't any children, have you Blackadder?\\
'''Edmund''': No, no, I'm not married.\\
'''Bishop''': In that case, I'll skip breakfast and get straight down to business.
-->-- ''[[Series/BlackAdder Blackadder II]]'', Money.

->''"I like children - fried."''
->''"There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender."''
-->-- '''[[ChildHater W.C. Fields]]'''

->'''Cale:''' (learning to walk after having his legs reattached) I can't take another step!
->'''Richard:''' I can't not eat this baby!

->'''Olaf the Troll:''' Barmaid! Bring me stronger ale and some plump, succulent babies to eat! ''(later, to Spike and Xander)'' You there! Do you know where there are babies?
->'''Spike:''' ''(casually, to Xander)'' What d'you think, the hospital?
->'''Xander:''' What? Shut up.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''"Did you just eat the BABY?![...] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Eating...babies...is not...COOL!]]"''

->'''Schlock:''' Are we still the good guys if I accidentally eat a couple of those baby kreelies in the heat of battle?
->'''Elf:''' Your special forces squad does not need a lieutenant. It needs the reverend.

->''Eat up: the sushi's made from fresh orphans.''
-->--'''Dick Roman''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

-->--'''John Marston''' to a sasquatch in ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemptionUndeadNightmare''

-->--'''Fat Bastard''', ''Film/AustinPowersTheSpyWhoShaggedMe''

-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Mexico City By Night''

->The most valuable commodity is another Kindred, immobilized with a stake through the heart and ready for [[YourSoulIsMine diablerie]]. A Cainite is a bulky thing to lug about, but some enterprising and ruthless Kindred find a more convenient form: an Embraced and staked child - or even a toddler - which immediately becomes known as the "baby on a stick."
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Gehenna''

->'''The Doctor:''' [[CatchPhrase Would you like a jelly baby?]]\\

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

->Below this floor is the maternity ward. Imagine it, a veritable chocolate box of fragile, mewling innocence. I don't know if I can resist. Do you think they'd miss just one or two?
-->--'''Nergal,''' ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: Extreme Prejudice''

->''You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know babies taste the best.''

'''Jester:''' And would you eat-- because my mom said you would eat them!\\

''(later that session, in private with Caleb)''\\

'''Caleb:''' ''(takes a long drink from a flask)''\\

-->--''from '''WebVideo/CriticalRole''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6jE3T_ooKw Campaign 2, episode 19]]''

->Witches eating babies is so 1693.

->A children's performer? I thought children were only for eating!
-->-- '''Beefcake The Mighty''', ''{{Music/Gwar}} The Animated Tales of GWAR.''

->ALL THE MCPOYLES SPRUNG FROM MY LOINS! FULLY FORMED! One of them babies tried to eat me - I ate him first! (Sobbing) ''I ATE HIM FIRST!''

->ALL THE MCPOYLES SPRUNG FROM MY LOINS! FULLY FORMED! One of them babies tried to eat me - I ATE HIM FIRST! (Sobbing) ''I ate him first!''

->ALL THE MCPOYLES! SPRUNG FROM MY LOINS! FULLY FORMED! One of them babies tried to eat me - I ATE HIM FIRST! (Sobbing) ''I ate him first!''

->ALL THE MCPOYLES! SPRUNG FROM MY LOINS! FULLY FORMED! One of them babies tried to eat me - I ATE HIM FIRST! (Sobbing) I ate him first!

->''"Did you just eat the BABY!"''

'''The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells''': [[IncomingHam He said, "I AM the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!"]]\\
'''Edmund''': Good Lord!\\

->'''Baldrick''': He still wants to see you, my lord.\\
'''Edmund''': Did you mention the [baby-eating] Bishop of Bath and Wells?\\
'''Baldrick:''' Yes, my lord.\\

'''Bishop''': In that case I'll skip breakfast and get straight to business.

->''Eat up: [[WickedCultured the sushi's made]] from fresh orphans.''

->''"[[MemeticMutation You eat babies!]] You have to! To survive! Everyone knows that!"''

'''Nott:''' With great honestly I can tell you that I've never eaten a child.\\

-->-- '''[[spoiler:Curtis]]''', ''Film/Snowpiercer''

-->-- '''"Sweet" Dee Reynolds''', ''ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

'''Edmund''': Did you mention the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells?\\
'''Baldrick'':''' Yes, my lord.\\
'''Edmund''': What did he say?\\
'''The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells''': [[IncomingHam He said, "I AM the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells!"]] You haven't any children, have you Blackadder?\\

'''The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells''': In that case I'll skip breakfast and get straight to business.

-->--'''John Marston''' to a sasquatch in ''UndeadNightmare''

-->--'''Fat Bastard''', ''AustinPowers The Spy That Shagged Me''