History Quotes / DumpMonths

-->--'''WebVideo/HalfInTheBag''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFyu9aAZow F*ck You, It's January! (2015)]]"[[note]]alternatively known as "Fuck you, it's [YEAR]!" and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozy5qrt-cE0 "Fuck you, it's FOREVER!"]][[/note]]

'''Jay:''' ''[face lights up; looks at camera]'' '''Fuck you, it's January!'''

-->--'''[=CellSpex=]''', in her review of ''WesternAnimation/StrangeMagic''

-->-- ''[[UsefulNotes/AmericanNewspapers New York Times]]'' film critic '''Janet Maslin''', [[http://www.nytimes.com/1989/02/05/movies/film-view-is-january-the-cruelest-month.html "Is January the Cruelest Month?"]]

->''"This review is brought to you by January, solely responsible for releasing half of your Worst Films of the Year list. January: because if it’s not an Oscar contender, why the f(SoundEffectsBleep)k are you going to a movie theater in January?"''
-->'''[=CellSpex=]''', in her review of ''WesternAnimation/StrangeMagic''

-> "Released in the January dumping ground of 1996, ''[[Film/TheLawnmowerMan Lawnmower Man 2]]'' was a colossal failure, opening at 17th on its first weekend. When you’re getting beaten by the likes of ''Film/{{Biodome}}'' and ''Film/DunstonChecksIn'', it’s time to call it a day."
-->'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]'''

->''"It's easy to kill a movie. Just move it to January."''
-->'''[[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

->'''Game''': Yeah, guess I’m pretty lame, well I’ll just toddle off to the bottom of Metacritic for the rest of time then…\\
'''Yahtzee''': NOT SO FAST, ''VideoGame/AloneInTheDarkIllumination'', you’re getting a full review, for no better reason than because you tried to sneak out quietly like a fart in a job interview and I ain’t letting that fly on '''my''' watch!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

-->'''[=CellSpex=]''', in her review of ''StrangeMagic''

-->'''[=CellSpex=]''', in her review of ''StrangeMagic''.

->''"My idea of movie hell is a place where the floors stick, the sound is half a second out of sync, the person behind me repeats every punchline to his companion and the only films to be seen are the kind that get released in January. It's well known that January films have a character that is, let us say, distinctive. That isn't to call them the year's worst -- though many January films certainly have tendencies in that direction -- but merely to point out how peculiar they can be. January is to film releasing roughly what the Bermuda Triangle is to navigation."''

->My idea of movie hell is a place where the floors stick, the sound is half a second out of sync, the person behind me repeats every punchline to his companion and the only films to be seen are the kind that get released in January. It's well known that January films have a character that is, let us say, distinctive. That isn't to call them the year's worst -- though many January films certainly have tendencies in that direction -- but merely to point out how peculiar they can be. January is to film releasing roughly what the Bermuda Triangle is to navigation.
-->-- ''[[UsefulNotes/AmericanNewspapers New York Times]]'' film critic Janet Maslin, [[http://www.nytimes.com/1989/02/05/movies/film-view-is-january-the-cruelest-month.html "Is January the Cruelest Month?"]]

'''Yahtzee''': NOT SO FAST, [[VideoGame/AloneInTheDarkIllumination Alone in the Dark: Illumination]], you’re getting a full review, for no better reason than because you tried to sneak out quietly like a fart in a job interview and I ain’t letting that fly on '''my''' watch!

-->--''[[UsefulNotes/AmericanNewspapers New York Times]]'' film critic Janet Maslin, [[http://www.nytimes.com/1989/02/05/movies/film-view-is-january-the-cruelest-month.html "Is January the Cruelest Month?"]]

'''Yahtzee''': NOT SO FAST, [[VideoGame/AloneInTheDark Alone in the Dark: Illumination]], you’re getting a full review, for no better reason than because you tried to sneak out quietly like a fart in a job interview and I ain’t letting that fly on '''my''' watch!
-->--''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

'''Yahztee''': NOT SO FAST, [[VideoGame/AloneInTheDark Alone in the Dark: Illumination]], you’re getting a full review, for no better reason than because you tried to sneak out quietly like a fart in a job interview and I ain’t letting that fly on '''my''' watch!

->'''Alone in the Dark: Illumination''': Yeah, guess I’m pretty lame, well I’ll just toddle off to the bottom of Metacritic for the rest of time then…\\
'''Yahztee''': NOT SO FAST, ''[[VideoGame/AloneInTheDark Alone in the Dark: Illumination]]'', you’re getting a full review, for no better reason than because you tried to sneak out quietly like a fart in a job interview and I ain’t letting that fly on '''my''' watch!