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-> ''Fascinating. I cannot help but notice that the disintegrated remains of a dragon are indistinguishable from those of a human, or a halfling, or a dwarf.''
-->-- '''Vaarsuvius''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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->"Now, that quicksilver monster that your friend Twilight built has a whole pile a' witchy skills, just like she herself does. The particular hex you're about to get nailed with back in the real world with is somethin' called a 'disjunction beam'."\\\
"'Disjunction'?" I said, consulting the new lexicon that had got wedged in my brain along with the science curse, which was chock-full of all sorts of shiny three-bit words like the word "lexicon". "'Disjunction' means taking things apart, right? What of mine is Trixie aimin' to take apart, exactly?"\\\
"You," said Cortland, gesturing offhoofedly. "Every bit of you from every other bit of you." \\\
"Oh," I said. "Right. A'course."\\\
"Now, I ain't gonna lie to you," continued Cortland. "That magic bolt's gonna sting like the dickens when it hits. But you'll only feel it for about half a second."\\\
"That ain't so bad," I said.\\\
And then, "Wait. Do I only feel it for half a second because it stops? Or do I only feel it for half a second because there ain't gonna ''be'' a me to feel it after half a second?"\\\

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->"Now, that quicksilver monster that your friend Twilight built has a whole pile a' witchy skills, just like she herself does. The particular hex you're about to get nailed with back in the real world with is somethin' called a 'disjunction beam'."\\\
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"'Disjunction'?" I said, consulting the new lexicon that had got wedged in my brain along with the science curse, which was chock-full of all sorts of shiny three-bit words like the word "lexicon". "'Disjunction' means taking things apart, right? What of mine is Trixie aimin' to take apart, exactly?"\\\
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"You," said Cortland, gesturing offhoofedly. "Every bit of you from every other bit of you." \\\
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"Oh," I said. "Right. A'course."\\\
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"Now, I ain't gonna lie to you," continued Cortland. "That magic bolt's gonna sting like the dickens when it hits. But you'll only feel it for about half a second."\\\
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"That ain't so bad," I said.\\\
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And then, "Wait. Do I only feel it for half a second because it stops? Or do I only feel it for half a second because there ain't gonna ''be'' a me to feel it after half a second?"\\\second?"\\
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-->--''Fanfic/{{Contraptionology}}'', Chapter 15 -- "Hard Bucking"

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-->--''Fanfic/{{Contraptionology}}'', Chapter 15 17 -- "Hard Bucking""Delicious"
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->"Now, that quicksilver monster that your friend Twilight built has a whole pile a' witchy skills, just like she herself does. The particular hex you're about to get nailed with back in the real world with is somethin' called a 'disjunction beam'."\\\
"'Disjunction'?" I said, consulting the new lexicon that had got wedged in my brain along with the science curse, which was chock-full of all sorts of shiny three-bit words like the word "lexicon". "'Disjunction' means taking things apart, right? What of mine is Trixie aimin' to take apart, exactly?"\\\
"You," said Cortland, gesturing offhoofedly. "Every bit of you from every other bit of you." \\\
"Oh," I said. "Right. A'course."\\\
"Now, I ain't gonna lie to you," continued Cortland. "That magic bolt's gonna sting like the dickens when it hits. But you'll only feel it for about half a second."\\\
"That ain't so bad," I said.\\\
And then, "Wait. Do I only feel it for half a second because it stops? Or do I only feel it for half a second because there ain't gonna ''be'' a me to feel it after half a second?"\\\
Pa sucked on his timothy. "Second one."
-->--''Fanfic/{{Contraptionology}}'', Chapter 15 -- "Hard Bucking"
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->"Ever had the embarrassment of Moon Men gate-crashing your cocktail party? Or an evening with your Venusian princess overrun with fetid swamp creatures? Well, Dr Grordbort has the solution to your problem with an initial release of three models -- one or more of these will ensure that you can restore peace to any of your galactic estates! Choose from the Manmelter 3600ZX, ideal for atomising moon soldiers or [[NoKillLikeOverkill neighbourhood dogs]] at your earliest convenience. Or how about the F.N.O.M. Industries Wave Disrupter Gun. A fickle piece and not designed for those of a meek and gentle disposition, but this little tiger will turn your foes to a ''slurry!'' Last but by no means least is the Goliathon 83. Designed for the sportsman who takes his hunting very seriously, its infra-wave undulations will dissolve 7/9th's of an African elephant in ten Earth seconds!"
-->-- Weta Workshop

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--> -- '''Creator/RandallMunroe''' on the [[https://what-if.xkcd.com/141/ sunbeam]], ''Blog/WhatIf''

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--> -- -->-- '''Creator/RandallMunroe''' on the [[https://what-if.xkcd.com/141/ sunbeam]], ''Blog/WhatIf''''Blog/WhatIf''

-> This disintegrator gun I invented can vaporize anything into nothingness, but it looks damaged!
-->-- '''Kru-El''', ''ComicBook/TheGirlWithTheXRayMind''

->'''Duck Dodgers:''' Ha-ha! Got the drop on you with ''my'' disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates!\\
''(Dodgers pulls trigger, pistol crumbles into dust.)''\\
'''Duck Dodgers:''' Heh, well, what do you know...it disintegrated.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckDodgersInTheTwentyFourthAndAHalfCentury''

->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' That Projector is dissolving the "Zor-El" android into a shower of molecular particles! He sacrificed his life for me!\\
'''Allura Robot:''' I tried to warn you, Supergirl! That's exactly what would happened to you, if you had been struck by the vibrations of this gun!
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUntoldStoryOfArgoCity''

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->''"If you were standing in the path of the beam, you would obviously die pretty quickly. You wouldn't really die ''of'' anything, in the traditional sense. You would just stop being biology and start being physics."''
--> -- '''Creator/RandallMunroe''' on the [[https://what-if.xkcd.com/141/ sunbeam]], ''Blog/WhatIf''

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