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-> ''"I have extra undies if you need them."''
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-> ''"Mumsy, I've been shot!"''
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-> ''"I recognized that. That's beer and eggs!"''
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-> ''"I recognized recognize that. That's beer and eggs!"''
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-> ''"Oh, come, just die already!"''
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-> ''"Oh, come, come on, just die already!"''
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-> ''"Did my computer crash or is this game really this dull?"''
-> ''"Hey, where did everybody go?"''
-> ''"Hey, where did everybody go?"''
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-> ''"Hmm. This kind of excitement should sell '''a lot''' of videogames..."''
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-> ''"'''ARRRGH!!'''"''
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-> ''"Damn it!"''
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-> ''"Free Rogane!"''
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-> ''"Free Rogane!"''
Rogaine!"''
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-> ''"Fall, how appropriate for the '''''fall of Man.'''''"''
-> ''"As the multi-colored leaves fall to the ground, so shall numerous bodies."''
-> ''"Ah, the joys of Spring: flowers, wanderlust, and the systematic hunting of rednecks!"''
-> ''"Ahhh, Winter... a time to paint the virgin snowdrifts with random arterial spray!"''
-> ''"Spring has sprung, Fall has fell, now Summer’s here... '''let’s go KILL SOMEBODY!!'''"''
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-> ''"Time to take out the white trash!"''
-> ''"Let's rock and roll!"''
-> ''"Moron at ten o'clock!"''
-> ''"What time is it? Bambo Time!"''
-> ''"I knew this snout wasn't just for good looks. I can sense a hunter nearby."''
-> ''"I smell idiocy."''
-> ''"I'm getting all tingly. Either that's a hunter nearby or the Viagra's kicking in."''
-> ''"I see almost-dead people."''
-> ''"That one's for every baby seal that doesn't have a gun of its own."''
-> ''"Damn I'm good."''
-> ''"That stings, don't it?"''
-> ''"Score one for the good guys!"''
-> ''"That's right, come to Papa!"''
-> ''"There's lots more where that came from."''
-> ''"Crap! I missed him!"''
-> ''"Shoot the hunter, dummy, not the tree!"''
-> ''"If he was standing where I just shot I'd have hit him!"''
-> ''"I can't believe I missed! I must have hoof-and-eye disease!"''
-> ''"Damn! I can't see the hunters for the trees."''
-> ''"Maybe I need bigger bullets."''
-> ''"What a time to realize that I need glasses."''
-> ''"Come on, this is for keeps!"''
-> ''"Okay, now it's personal!"''
-> ''"First they were afraid, now they're petrified!"''
-> ''"Hey, it's Rush Limbaugh! Can I have your autograph?"''
-> ''"Wow, a brand-new pickup truck... with the keys in it!"''
-> ''"I guess I'll just throw away these tickets for that new, second-rate pro football league!"''
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-> ''"Get your free, painless corrective dentistry here!"''
-> ''"Wow! 'Take This Job And Shove It' on DVD!!"''
-> ''"Gee, a complete guide to every loophole in the laws against incest!"''
-> ''"Oh boy, a picture of Minnie Pearl... '''back when she was HOT!!'''"''
-> ''"College diplomas, five for a dollar!"''
-> ''"Aw, a sparrow with a broken wing. '''Who wants to step on it?!'''"''
-> ''"Who wants a VD patch?"''
-> ''"Well, boy, howdy! Bourbon on a stick!"''
-> ''"Who wants a rifle that doubles as a flask?"''
-> ''"Huh. I think right here's a good spot to throw away these x-ray glasses!"''
-> ''"Free Rogane!"''
-> ''"Does anyone know Donald Trump? He left his wallet here!"''
-> ''"Moonshine! Get your Moonshine!"''
-> ''"I'm giving away two tickets to the tractor pull!"''
-> ''"The South shall rise again. Right this second. Who's with me!?"''
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-> ''"This is my fourth game! I must test real well in them there focus groups."''
-> ''"I wonder if this pelt makes me look fat."''
-> ''"You think I look strange? My brother thinks he's a dragonfly!"''
-> ''"Knock, knock. Who's there? You're talk. You're talk who? You're talking to yourself again, moron!"''
-> ''"As I die, my only wish is that others will carry on the tradition of demented animal cross-dressing."''
-> ''"If I looked any more real, I'd look a lot less fake."''
-> ''"The nerve on you! How can you shoot your own brother?"''
-> ''"What sound do deers make, anyway?"''
-> ''"There goes the fifteen dollar deposit on this suit!"''
-> ''"I'm off to go cross a highway."''
-> ''"This is boring. I think I'll go spread some lime disease."''
-> ''"Why am I staying? There's no one here, I'm itchy, '''and''' I gotta take a dump!"''
-> ''"Bambo. My old nemesis from three previous games."''
-> ''"It's just like looking in a really, really distorted mirror."''
-> ''"Two deer enter, one deer leaves."''
-> ''"Well, it's no babbling brook, but it'll do."''
-> ''"Hey there, Momma, how'd you like to know what I'm wearing underneath this deer suit?"''
-> ''"This is either beef jerky or bear droppings. As usual, there's only one way to find out."''
-> ''"If I could read, I'd know what this was."''
-> ''"They wouldn't let me vote in my deer costume!"''
-> ''"Chewing tobacco, loaded with Vitamin Crap."''
-> ''"Hmm. Mozzarella, crust and sauce. It's not normal deer food, but this time I'll make an exception."''
-> ''"None of this is nearly as hot as that stuff in 'Doe Weekly'."''
-> ''"Take that, brother!"''
-> ''"Don't think of it as a bullet. Think of it as a hot, lead, deadly pat on the back."''
-> ''"This is gonna kill you more than it'll hurt me!"''
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-> ''"Let's see. Parking lot over there, corporate office over here..."''
-> ''"Hmm. Cell phone, check. PDA, check. Paxel... Paxel? Oh, my God! Where's my freaking paxel? Where is it, where is it, where is it?! Oh, here it is... check."''
-> ''"Note to self: leave more notes to self."''
-> ''"It's a little chilly out here. Someone call maintenance."''
-> ''"Ow! That bee just stung me! You're fired! You hear me insect? You're history!"''
-> ''"This is the perfect spot for my new corporate headquarters. We can build a beautiful lake right where that... beautiful lake is, over there."''
-> ''"Is that all you got? I've taken worse hits at a field hockey practice!"''
-> ''"That tickles compared to a leveraged buyout!"''
-> ''"Wow, I really '''do''' have ice water in my veins... and all over my blouse."''
-> ''"Call me when you want to get serious."''
-> ''"I've seen more carnage at mandatory sensitivity training sessions!"''
-> ''"Your head is gonna look really nice on my office wall. Right next to the genitalia of my underlings!"''
-> ''"Let's hurry and get this over with. I'm due to emasculate some executives at 2:00."''
-> ''"And I thought the UPS guy was hot!"''
-> ''"Just when I have four days of sobriety, something like this always happens."''
-> ''"Hey, cheese! Don't mind if I do! Oh, all I need now is a glass of wine."''
-> ''"Well, well, very intriguing. You know, I haven't tried any of '''that''' since college."''
-> ''"This carpaccio looks dreadful! Oh, what the Hell."''
-> ''"I'm '''sure''' that I told my people to shred these, not hide them in the woods!"''
-> ''"I eat this stuff for breakfast! No, really, I do, right after I drink the blood of my enemies out of the skulls of my coworkers."''
-> ''"This will help to counter my overwhelming femininity."''
-> ''"Ah, the food of my mentor Mussolini!"''
-> ''"I think me and that one girl with the whip would get along."''
-> ''"Anything you can do, I can do better '''and''' at equal pay!"''
-> ''"I learned '''this''' negotiating technique at Microsoft!"''
-> ''"There'll be no takeovers from you today, buster!"''
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-> ''"Beer, it's what's for breakfast."''
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-> ''"It's quieter than a nest of hibernating chipmunks out here."''
-> ''"Dang! These duds are tighter than a bag of millet what been soaked all night long."''
-> ''"Boy, howdy, these things are big! Who the Hell drew me?"''
-> ''"Why, that's the tree where I first kissed Jasper! And that one there's where I kissed--Come to think of it, I recognize every one of these trees!"''
-> ''"Pa said if I bring home a deer head, he'd trap me a teacher from the trade college!"''
-> ''"The South shall rise again! Just without me..."''
-> ''"Now, what would Tammy Faye do?"''
-> ''"Hope this was worth canceling that date with Uncle Cooter."''
-> ''"Never mind my arm! This shirt cost two dollars!"''
-> ''"Ow! You hurt me!"''
-> ''"I think I'm in love!"''
-> ''"I'm gonna go skinny-dip in a pond. Like you see in all them movies..."''
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-> ''""''
-> ''""''
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-> ''""''
''"Pizza? In the woods? Must be some sort of trap! Sure does look yummy, though."''
->''""''''"That one woman looks like she's concealing a weapon... two of them, actually."''
-> ''"This is so much more fun when your target knows you're shooting at them! Haha!"''
-> ''"You're not bad. You could've really helped us out with the whole Sandinista thing."''
-> ''"We're not so different, you and me!"''
->
-> ''"This is so much more fun when your target knows you're shooting at them! Haha!"''
-> ''"You're not bad. You could've really helped us out with the whole Sandinista thing."''
-> ''"We're not so different, you and me!"''
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-> ''"Wait a minute! I know these woods! We buried Hoffa... over there!"''
-> ''"Right over there is the entrance to the secret alien base!"''
-> ''"Did you know that if there's a nuclear war, the President goes underground while the rest of us get fried?"''
-> ''"Cool!"''
-> ''"I can't believe that at one point George Bush, Senior was my boss... I love that man!"''
-> ''"As G. Gordon Liddy once said, 'Kick 'em in the groin and ask questions later.'"''
-> ''"I never thought that body bag I packed would be used for me!"''
-> ''"All right, you got me, but I'm taking the secrets of Iran-Contra with me!"''
-> ''"When I bring back this deer, they'll '''have''' to let me back into the CIA! Either that or they'll subdue me with chloroform."''
-> ''"Ninety-nine packs of plastique on the wall, ninety-nine pounds of plastique..."''
-> ''"Another day, another assassination."''
-> ''"First blood has been drawn! I repeat, first blood '''has''' been drawn!"''
-> ''"You're gonna wish you didn't do that when I've got you hooked up to a car battery!"''
-> ''"He must be better camouflaged than I thought. Better pull back."''
-> ''"Negatory on the deer headquarters. I'm heading back to base."''
-> ''"Cancel mission! Retreat!"''
-> ''"In my mind, shooting you will justify my part in the whole JFK thing."''
-> ''"This is your last chance to surrender peacefully and be discreetly killed."''
-> ''"Take a good look, my friend. 'Cause in a few minutes, one of us will not be standing."''
-> ''"Ho-ho, boy, beer! If you mix this with baking soda and a few other things, you can make a bomb! Hahahaha!"''
-> ''"I remember this stuff. We used it to barter with the Nicaraguans."''
-> ''"My dolly! My long-lost dolly! Oh, man."''
-> ''"Beef jerky! I can live off this stuff for months! But not for very much longer."''
-> ''"Hmm. Missing Florida ballots. I knew it! '''*gasp*''' Wait a minute! They were supposed to be stashed in Cuba!"''
-> ''"I can spit this in a captor's eye if my hands are tied!"''
-> ''""''
-> ''""''
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-> ''"Just breathe and let everything flow. And if you break wind, hold your breath for a little while... and then start breathing again."''
-> ''"Think locally, act locally, and dress like you're on an acid trip."''
-> ''"Careful, Bambo, my Hippie Sense tells me there are hunters nearby. And it's not just the weed talking this time!"''
-> ''"Alright, I'm out of here!"''
-> ''"Best of luck, my antlered friend!''"''
-> ''"Greetings, O Wise and Highly Armed Man of the Forest!"''
-> ''"I knew you'd be here, I just knew you would!"''
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-> ''"Just breathe and let everything flow. And if you break wind, hold your breath for a little while... and then start breathing again."''
-> ''"Think locally, act locally, and dress like you're on an acid trip."''
-> ''"Careful, Bambo, my Hippie Sense tells me there are hunters nearby. And it's not just the weed talking this time!"''
-> ''"Alright, I'm out of here!"''
-> ''"Best of luck, my antlered friend!''"''
-> ''"Greetings, O Wise and Highly Armed Man of the Forest!"''
-> ''"I knew you'd be here, I just knew you would!"''
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