History Quotes / CurseCutShort

-->-- '''Zooble''', ''WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus'', "Pilot"

-->-- '''Grunkle Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->''"How about you take these patties and sh-"''
-->-- '''Squidward''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Bubble Buddy"

->''(to a sanitary napkin) "I'm counting on you today, you sonovab--"''
-->-- '''Huda''', having gotten her period, ''Huda F Are You?''

-->--'''{{ComicBook/Hellboy}}''' every time he gets PunchedAcrossTheRoom

[[folder:Film - Animation]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

[[folder:Live-Action Television]]

->"The fireman said he rang the bell, the engineer said, 'You did like...'"

-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''

->'''Johnny Cage''': (''opens the door and sees a Fire God and two Lin Kuei'') What in the actual fu-\\
'''Liu Kang''': Good evening, Johnny Cage.

[[folder:Comic Books]

->'''Matron''': Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?
->'''Sister Chesterton''': Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
-->-- ''Script/CarryOnAgainNurse''

->'''Conductor Margaret''': ''(getting beat up by a dog)'' Get this little monster trucker off of me!
->'''Wakko''': Ooh! I think he meant mo-
->'''Yakko''': ''(covering Wakko's mouth)'' N-n-n-no! [[ThinkOfTheCensors Not in front of the kids!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Animaniacs2020''

->'''Deadshot:''' You're one seriously twisted f--\\
'''Joker:''' Language, Mr. Lawton.
-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''

->'''Wendover''': Well, I was bending down in the trenches like a private leading my men over the top, when suddenly - ''bang'' - awf goes there's a grenade, an' a lump of shrapnel hits me right up the-
->'''Sir Lancelot''': Rectum?
->'''Wendover''': Well, it didn't do 'em any good.
-->-- ''Film/DoctorInClover''

->'''Captain Mainwaring''': Frazer stand behind him...
->'''Sergeant Wilson''': And I will get his gun...
->'''Lance Corporal Jones''': And I will take my bayonet, and stick it up his--
->'''Nazi Photographer''': Halt!
-->-- ''Film/DadsArmy1971''

->It showed no sign of ending in the few minutes that passed. The initial chaotic medley of crashing and screams that had initially issued seemed to have acquired a rough rhythm. A steady clattering noise accompanied by pained wailing punctuated what sounded like the other Celestia singing.\\\
"'Twas on the good ship Equinus!" Crashing, screaming. "By the stars, you should have seen us!" A Dayguard flew face-first out of a window. "The figurehead was a broodmare in bed!" Gold and violet light flashed through the windows. "And the mast was a rampant-!"\\\
"Right," snapped Captain Tenebrae, a slight and black-coated unicorn mare. "Get ready, troops."
-->--''Fanfic/ThePalaververse'', ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/200894/second-sun Second Sun]]'', Chapter 4: Scrimmage

->''I do not have difficulty making decisions, ART, you're full of--'' I said, but it had already dropped me back in my body. And of course, my performance reliability crashed immediately and I had a forced shutdown.
-->-- ''Literature/TheMurderbotDiaries''

-> '''Sharon [=McGee=]''': Have a nice life, and go fu-!
-->-- ''Fanfic/AnUnpleasantSurprise''

->''"Kinger, you ''motherf-!''"''
-->-- '''Zooble''', ''WebAnimation/TheAmazingDigitalCircus'', "Pilot"

->''"What... was '''that'''? And why... do I get a bad, '''bad''' feeling that once again I'm f-"''
-->-- '''Demolishor''', ''Anime/TransformersEnergon'' (Dreamwave comic), "Multiplicity, Pt. 3"

->''"YOU SON OF A-!"''
-->-- '''Rock-Eye''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}''

->''"Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own sh-"''
-->-- '''Gurgle''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''

->''"WHAT THE F-!"''
-->-- '''Lucius''', ''WesternAnimation/Incredibles2''

->''"Holy sh-!"''
-->-- '''Ballister''', ''WesternAnimation/Nimona2023''

->''"Oh, sh-!"''
-->-- '''Windblade''', ''WebAnimation/TheTransformersPowerOfThePrimes'', "Volcanicus"

->''"How about you take these patties and sh-"''
-->-- '''Squidward''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Bubble Buddy"

->''(to a sanitary napkin) "I'm counting on you today, you sonovab--"''
-->-- '''Huda''', having gotten her period, ''Huda F Are You?''

->'''Johnny Cage''': (''opens the door and sees a Fire God and two Lin Kuei'') What in the actual fu-\\
'''Liu Kang''': Good evening, Johnny Cage.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1''

->'''David''': The ''morbid'' little-
->'''Catherine''': Well, I expect he just feels a bit strange.
->'''David''': "Feels a bit strange"? He ''is'' a bit strange.
-->-- ''Film/NoKidding''

->''"Motherf--"'' (crumbles to dust)
-->-- '''Nick Fury''', ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'' (in TheStinger, by being KilledMidSentence and ReducedToDust)

->'''Rocket's A.I.:''' Blue Alert! Blue Alert! {{Incoming}} Incoming!\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' What? Oh, Cra—
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Bizarrogirl}}''

->'''Gabby:''' Hey! The sheriff is a ni--''[clock bell chimes]''\\
'''Harriet:''' What did he say?\\
'''Dr. Sam Johnson:''' "The sheriff is near!"\\
'''Gabby:''' No, gone blame it dang blammit! THE SHERIFF IS A NI--''[clock bell chimes again]''
-->-- ''Film/BlazingSaddles''

->''"Danger 5 will hunt you down, motherfu--"'' [machine-gunned by Hitler's mooks]
-->-- '''Colonel Chestbridge''', ''Series/{{Danger 5}}''

->'''Green Arrow''': Vertigo!\\
'''Count Vertigo''': Count Vertigo to you, peasant. Soon to be King Vertigo once I've dispatched you and the little bi...\\
'''Black Canary''': Watch your mouth!
-->--''WesternAnimation/DCShowcaseGreenArrow''

->"''It's not a coincidence that Monster Zero thing is headed here. It's reacting to Big Bird's cries. That means it's coming for food, a fight or a f- ''[notices at a female Monarch member who's standing in earshot]'' Something more intimate.''"
-->-- '''Mark Russell''', ''Film/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019''

->''"''[security footage of Stan moving barrels; he drops one on his foot]'' Gah! [[GoshDangItToHeck Hot Belgian waffles!]] ''[{{beat}}]'' Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! ''[takes deep breath]'' SON OF A -- ''[Dipper quickly fast-forwards the tape]''"''
-->-- '''Grunkle Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''

->'''Red Skull:''' Steven Rogers, son of Sarah.\\
'''Captain America:''' ''Red Skull?!'' Son of a b-- ''(gets whacked by shield)''\\
'''Deadpool:''' Language, Captain!\\
'''Captain America:''' What? Really? You're here too?
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded'': "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjs_0CoRs4 How Captain America Should Have Returned The Stones]]"

->'''Phantom Mangle:''' But enough forth-wall breaking, I've got some good news for you.\\
'''Mangle:''' Let me guess: we got invited to the ''VideoGame/UltimateCustomNight'' and you want us to react to our [=AIs=] together, right?\\
'''Phantom Mangle:''' Wrong! You, me, ''and'' Withered Chica got invited to the Ultimate Custom Night and I want us to react to our [=AIs=] together! ''Laughs''\\
'''Mangle:''' Well you don't have to be such a smarta-\\
'''Phantom Mangle:''' Withered Chica! Get in here or I won't stop making this noise! ''Makes his/her [[HellIsThatNoise screeching noise from]] VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3''
-->-- '''Ethgoesboom''''s "How will Mangle, Phantom Mangle and Withered Chica work in Ultimate Custom Night?" Video

->'''Luna''': "I wrote it down on my Christmas list, if I don't get my prezzies, I'm gonna get--"\\
'''Mr. Grouse''': "Louds! Knock off that racket!!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "11 Louds a Leapin'"

->'''Joker:''' Hey, Jack! Now that you're military, you gonna wear a uniform, or are you just getting the officer's bars tattooed on?\\
'''Jack:''' Screw you, fu--flight lieutenant.\\
'''Joker:''' Ahaha... uh, what the hell was that?\\
'''Sanders:''' Jack promised to watch her language in order to maintain the necessary professionalism we need from our teachers.\\
'''Joker:''' What, does she have a swear jar or something? I bet if we emptied that thing, we could afford another cruiser!\\
'''Jack:''' ...Cover your ears, kids. Hey, Joker! F--
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->''"My first grade teacher was just a humongous bit-- just a humongous person. Literally, she was pregnant."''
-->-- '''James "WebAnimation/TheOdd1sOut" Rallison''', "Peeing Yourself"

-> '''Eggman:''' Bitch, you are gon' get in this car or I'm poppin' between ya eyes.\\
'''Amy''': Wait, I know you! I saw [[TeenyWeenie your dick]] on Twitter!\\
'''Eggman''': OH, GOD DA-
-->-- '''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub''', ''Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story)''

->"The fireman said he rang the bell, the engineer said, 'You did like...'"
-->-- ''The Runaway Train''

->''"SON OF A--"'' [transition to the next short]
-->-- '''Ruby Rose''', ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi''

->'''Lisa:''' Dad, how can you work for a man like [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Mr. Burns]]?\\
'''Homer:''' He's not all bad. He did send me this nice thank-you card.\\
'''Lisa:''' "Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie". Dad, this doesn't have your name on it.\\
'''Homer:''' ''[looks at card, lowers it with a furious look on his face]'' [[TranquilFury Kids, would you step outside for a second?]] ''[Bart and Lisa immediately obey]'' '''[[AtomicFBomb FFF-]]'''\\
''[a church organ blares in an [[StealthPun F-minor chord]], [[DisturbedDoves birds scatter]], and everyone on Evergreen Terrace stares at the Simpsons' house in shock]''\\
'''Ned Flanders:''' Dear Lord, [[TakeOurWordForIt that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard]]!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E25WhoShotMrBurnsPartOne Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One]]"

-> '''Lisa''': I can't believe they canceled us for this sh-
-> '''Bart''': Shut up! I'm trying to watch this!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E21GirlyEdition Girly Edition]]"

->''"Oh, you stupid son of a---"'' (explosion)
-->-- '''Ned Flanders''', ''WesternAnimation/TreehouseOfHorror'', "The Ned Zone"

->'''Scott Pilgrim''': Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like...\\
'''Ramona Flowers''': Yeah, that's amazing.
-->--''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''

->'''Nightwing:''' Guys! Guys, c'mon, stop! Someone's gonna see us--\\
'''Perseus Hazard:''' Little late for that. Squad K-- Take them down!!\\
'''Supergirl:''' Oh, son of a-- (chapter ends)
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheHuntForReactron''

->''Son of a-!''
-->--'''{{ComicBook/Hellboy}}''' every time he gets PunchedAcrossTheRoom

->'''Scanlan''': ''My lady's rose, I will pluck~. My love, it's time for us to fu-''\\
'''Percy''': (''thrown through a door onto the bed'')\\
'''Scanlan''': For goodness' sakes! Percy, the hell, man?! If you want to join in, you gotta ask first!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfVoxMachina''

->''"'Rotten. Cheating. Lying bas-'... no! No, Mrs. Bliss, a physical description if you please."''
-->-- '''James Bedsop''', ''Film/CarryOnLoving''

->'''Jen''': (''drunk'') ...it's just sad, [[Comicbook/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]] did so much for his country and he never got to experience sex! Did you see that ''ass''?! Like, that ass did not deserve to die a virgin! **HIC** It's just so sad...\\
'''Bruce''': (''exasperated'') Steve Rogers is not a virgin. He lost his virginity to a girl [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger in 1943 on the U.S.O. tour.]]\\
'''Jen''': ...yes, IKnewIt!\\
'''Bruce''': ...you're not drunk?\\
'''Jen''': '''''CAPTAIN AMERICA FU'''''-
-->-- ''Series/SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw''

->'''Rachel''': I know, but Lydia is such a-\\
'''Kirsty''': Carrot!\\
'''Rachel''': I had another word in mind.
-->-- ''[[Literature/RainbowMagic Return to Rainspell Island]]''

-->-- '''Windblade''', "WebAnimation/TheTransformersPowerOfThePrimes'', "Volcanicus"

-->-- '''Rock-Eye''', ''WesternAnimation/Rango''