History Quotes / CowboyBebopAtHisComputer

->'''Cooper Lawrence:''' [Gamers] are seeing women as these objects of desire, as these hot bodies. They don't show women as being valued as anything other than their sexuality, and it's a ''man'' in this game how many women he wants to be with.

->''"Series/{{Degrassi}}‘s little discrepancies in terms of how players got their jobs on the Ice Hounds... can be forgiven because these are things that the casual observer, one who does not have regular exposure or extensive knowledge of the junior hockey system, would overlook."''

->''"The article mentions Miles’ [[Series/TheLetsGoShow Let’s Go Show]] co-host being [[Series/TheSunnySideUpShow Chica]] instead of Banjo (probably because no one cares about her). This makes me wonder if Chica made a guest appearance on The Let’s Go Show, as a behind-the-scenes video on Facebook shows [[Series/TheGoodNightShow Nina]] was on there (complete with Michele Lepe playing her)."''
-->-- '''Madeline Fretz''' on a Parents and Kids Share Together [[https://sprouttvfans.wordpress.com/2022/04/20/all-about-sprout/ post]] about a 2010 article about Creator/{{Sprout}}.

->'''Cooper:''' Gamers are seeing women as these objects of desire, as these hot bodies. They don't show women as being valued as anything other than their sexuality, and it's a man choosing how many women he wants to sleep with.
->'''Jeff:''' First of all that is completely not true. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You can actually play as a man or a woman.]] Cooper, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion have you actually played Mass Effect?]]

-->--''' Margann Laurissa ''', at [[http://thehockeywriters.com/does-degrassi-accurately-portray-junior-hockey-life/ thehockeywriters.com]]

-->--''The Asperkid's SECRET Book of Social Rules''

-->--Another anonymous internet philosopher.

-->--Fox News article on ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''

-->--'''Clyde "Tomato" Mandelin''', describing the inspiration behind starting ''Website/LegendsOfLocalization''

-->-- '''''Creator/DaveBarry's History of the Millennium (So Far)'''''

->'''Cooper:''' [[BigNo No!]]

->''"i think {{VideoGame/Halo}} is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything"''
-->--Anonymous philosopher

->''"Its easy to dismiss the movie based on the trailer so full of fail it is almost epic. 'Creator/GerardButler hasn’t kicked so much ass since [[Film/ThreeHundred 300]] years ago!' Ok ''300'' didn’t refer to 300 years ago or even the year 300. Unless you are referring to a Gerard Butler performance that was set 300 years ago. The only thing I can think of that’s even close is ''[[Film/ThePhantomOfTheOpera2004 Phantom of the Opera]]''. But I digress."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/05/31/gamer-neveldinetaylor-2009/ on]] ''{{Film/Gamer}}'' (2009)

->''"If ''VideoGame/{{Rule of Rose}}'' is remembered at all, it is usually for the moral panic it inspired. Troubles seem to have started when Sony dropped the game for localization in North America, apparently feeling that the 'sexual undertones' of the game clashed with the company's brand image (Creator/{{Atlus}}, who doesn't mind this kind of stuff, picked the game back up). Things got worse in a hurry when the Italian magazine ''Panorama'' featured the game on its front cover with the caption'' 'Vince chi seppellisce viva la bambina' ''([='=]''He who buries the little girl wins''[='=]). The connected article heavily criticised the game and video game violence in general. After that, the rumor of the 'child torture game' caught like wildfire...In fact, ''Rule of Rose'' was directly mentioned in a bill of the French National Assembly and described in the following words: [='=]''The goal of the game is an unacceptable incarnation of sadism and perversion: raping a little girl in the most horrible conditions then torturing her before killing her in the worst of sufferings. The one who has acted with [[MoralEventHorizon the most heinous ignominy]], the most disgusting, wins the game.''[='=]\\\
[[EveryoneIsSatanInHell Strong words.]] It really must be some game, huh? For example, here is the most explicitly sexual scene of the game:\\\
Two little girls smiling complicity while holding hands and [[HeadbuttOfLove touching forehead to forehead]]. [[SarcasmMode Shocking, right?]]"''
-->--'''''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/ruleofrose/ruleofrose.htm Hardcore Gaming 101]]''''' [[note]]To be fair to the French National Assembly, the game ''does'' have a lot of bullying and horribly cruel behavior in it... but the player is the one ''enduring, surviving, overcoming,'' and ultimately ''[[TheDogBitesBack stopping]]'' said abuse, not ''perpetrating'' it.[[/note]]

-> '''Linda:''' ''[[UnusualEuphemism Holy guacamoly,]] that's a lot of information.''
-> '''Robert:''' ''And all of it's wrong. Sally Dunn, preferred to be known as Silly Sally, [[TooDumbToLive has rocks in her head that have beaten her brains to mush?]] [[FlatWhat What?]] She has breath that smells like rancid cheese? [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who comes up with this stuff?]] She drives like a maniac on fire?''
-> '''Linda:''' ''[[JerkAssHasAPoint Okay, that one is kind of true.]]''
-> '''Robert:''' ''But none of this other junk is. And there's a lot of it.''
-->--'''''[[http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Growing-Around-Episodes-Silly-Sally-474284892 Growing Around]]''''', 'Silly Sally'

->''"You know how the news media gets things hilariously wrong whenever they talk about video games, science, or the Internet? Well, the same thing happens when they talk about translation too.""''

-->--Fox news article on ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''

->''"If ''VideoGame/{{Rule of Rose}}'' is remembered at all, it is usually for the moral panic it inspired. Troubles seem to have started when Sony dropped the game for localization in North America, apparently feeling that the 'sexual undertones' of the game clashed with the company's brand image (Creator/{{Atlus}}, who doesn't mind this kind of stuff, picked the game back up). Things got worse in a hurry when the Italian magazine ''Panorama'' featured the game on its front cover with the caption'' 'Vince chi seppellisce viva la bambina' ''([='=]''He who buries the little girl wins''[='=]). The connected article heavily criticised the game and video game violence in general. After that, the rumor of the 'child torture game' caught like wildfire...In fact, ''Rule of Rose'' was directly mentioned in a bill of the French National Assembly and described in the following words: [='=]''The goal of the game is an unacceptable incarnation of sadism and perversion: raping a little girl in the most horrible conditions then torturing her before killing her in the worst of sufferings. The one who has acted with the most heinous ignominy, the most disgusting, wins the game.''[='=]\\\
Strong words. It really must be some game, huh? For example, here is the most explicitly sexual scene of the game:\\\
Two little girls smiling complicity while holding hands and [[HeadbuttOfLove touching forehead to forehead]]. Shocking, right?"''
-->--'''''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/ruleofrose/ruleofrose.htm Hardcore Gaming 101]]'''''

->''"If ''{{Rule of Rose}}'' is remembered at all, it is usually for the moral panic it inspired. Troubles seem to have started when Sony dropped the game for localization in North America, apparently feeling that the 'sexual undertones' of the game clashed with the company's brand image ({{Atlus}}, who doesn't mind this kind of stuff, picked the game back up). Things got worse in a hurry when the Italian magazine ''Panorama'' featured the game on its front cover with the caption'' 'Vince chi seppellisce viva la bambina' ''([='=]''He who buries the little girl wins''[='=]). The connected article heavily criticised the game and video game violence in general. After that, the rumor of the 'child torture game' caught like wildfire...In fact, ''Rule of Rose'' was directly mentioned in a bill of the French National Assembly and described in the following words: [='=]''The goal of the game is an unacceptable incarnation of sadism and perversion: raping a little girl in the most horrible conditions then torturing her before killing her in the worst of sufferings. The one who has acted with the most heinous ignominy, the most disgusting, wins the game.''[='=]\\\

->'''Jeff:''' First of all that is completely not true. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne You can actually play as a man or a woman.]] Cooper [[ArmorPiercingQuestion have you actually played Mass Effect?]]

-> ''Dude, my name's not Zelda.''
-->--A sign held by Link.

->''"Its easy to dismiss the movie based on the trailer so full of fail it is almost epic. 'Creator/GerardButler hasn’t kicked so much ass since [[Film/ThreeHundred 300]] years ago!' Ok ''300'' didn’t refer to 300 years ago or even the year 300. Unless you are referring to a Gerard Butler performance that was set 300 years ago. The only thing I can think of that’s even close is ''[[Franchise/ThePhantomOfTheOpera Phantom of the Opera]]''. But I digress."''