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-->-- 'Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E15TheWildWorldOfBatwoman The Wild World of Batwoman]]"

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-->-- 'Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E15TheWildWorldOfBatwoman "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E15TheWildWorldOfBatwoman The Wild World of Batwoman]]"
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-->'''Tom:''' Oh, I don't think you'd wanna come to this meeting, it's about ''you''.\\

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-->'''Tom:''' ->'''Tom:''' Oh, I don't think you'd wanna come to this meeting, it's about ''you''.\\

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'''Tom:''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech That's right, it's about how you cheated and betrayed the confidence of a sweet, innocent robot. It's about how you made a mockery of everything that's good in this world.]] It's about how everything you touch... ''you destroy''.

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'''Tom:''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech That's right, it's about how you cheated and betrayed the confidence of a sweet, innocent robot. It's about how you made a mockery of everything that's good in this world.]] It's about how everything you touch... ''you destroy''.\\

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-->--''
-->'''Tom:''' Oh, I don't think you'd wanna come to this meeting, it's about ''you''.\\
'''Crow:''' Me?\\
'''Tom:''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech That's right, it's about how you cheated and betrayed the confidence of a sweet, innocent robot. It's about how you made a mockery of everything that's good in this world.]] It's about how everything you touch... ''you destroy''.
'''Crow''': So why can't I come?
-->-- 'Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E15TheWildWorldOfBatwoman The Wild World of Batwoman]]"



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->''"Do not damage the safety equipment. Remove it, in case of danger."''
-->-- Female Announcer, ''VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome''

->''"I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY NAMED GONZALES! STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES, YOU CHICKEN NUGGET!"''

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->''"Do not damage the safety equipment. Remove it, in case of danger."''
-->-- Female Announcer, ''VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome''

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Games]]->''"I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY NAMED GONZALES! STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES, YOU CHICKEN NUGGET!"''
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->'''Fubuki Clockford''': I know I have made the same mistake in the past, but… Did everyone in the city leave their water running?\\
'''Kurumi Wendy''': Ahaha, Fubuki, you’re so funny.\\
'''Shinigami''': I think she was serious.
-->--''VideoGame/MasterDetectiveArchivesRainCode''
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->'''Big''': Do you know your trouble? You go around with your eyes closed, mate.
->'''Small''': How can I when they're painted open?
-->-- ''Series/TheGnomesOfDulwich'', "Neighbours"
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->'''Mr. Allcock: ({{Beat}}) Work stoppage, I mean.

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->'''Mr. Allcock: Allcock''': ({{Beat}}) Work stoppage, I mean.
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->'''Mr. Allcock''': Pleased to meet you, gents. And sorry if I'm a bit late, but I had another stoppage this morning.
->'''Mr. Boggs''': I'm sorry to hear that. You want to try Epsom salts. Marvellous stuff.
->'''Mr. Allcock: ({{Beat}}) Work stoppage, I mean.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnAtYourConvenience'' DeletedScene
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->'''Janet''': Oh, by the way, did y-
->'''Ian''': No, Janet, we're in the middle of the road.
->'''Janet''': Oh, well, that doesn't matter. It's a very ''quiet'' street.
-->-- ''Film/PleaseTurnOver''
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->'''Matron''': This hospital just isn't big enough for both of us, Dr Kilmore.
->'''Dr Kilmore''': Oh, now, come on. You're not all that big, Matron. ({{Beat}}) Oh, yes, I see.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnDoctor''
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'''Ned:''' What do we have here, the long, flabby arm of the law!? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!
'''Krusty:''' "Mallomars." Oh, that's goin' in the act!
'''Ned:''' Hohoh, yeah, the CLOWN! The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh! And as for you, ''[pointing at Lenny]'' I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a ''jerk''!
'''Lenny:''' Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
'''Ned:''' ''[to Moe]'' You ugly, hate-filled man!
'''Moe:''' Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um... what was the third thing you said?
'''Ned:''' Homer... ''[[TranquilFury You are the worst human being I have ever met.]]''

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'''Ned:''' What do we have here, the long, flabby arm of the law!? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!
Mallomars!\\
'''Krusty:''' "Mallomars." Oh, that's goin' in the act!
act!\\
'''Ned:''' Hohoh, yeah, the CLOWN! The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh! And as for you, ''[pointing at Lenny]'' I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a ''jerk''!
''jerk''!\\
'''Lenny:''' Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
on?\\
'''Ned:''' ''[to Moe]'' You ugly, hate-filled man!
man!\\
'''Moe:''' Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um... what was the third thing you said?
said?\\
'''Ned:''' Homer... ''[[TranquilFury You are the worst human being I have ever met.]]'']]''\\
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Hurricane Neddy"
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->'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''[laughing]''\\
'''Ned:''' What do we have here, the long, flabby arm of the law!? The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of Mallomars!
'''Krusty:''' "Mallomars." Oh, that's goin' in the act!
'''Ned:''' Hohoh, yeah, the CLOWN! The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh! And as for you, ''[pointing at Lenny]'' I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a ''jerk''!
'''Lenny:''' Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
'''Ned:''' ''[to Moe]'' You ugly, hate-filled man!
'''Moe:''' Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um... what was the third thing you said?
'''Ned:''' Homer... ''[[TranquilFury You are the worst human being I have ever met.]]''
'''Homer:''' ... ''[innocently]'' Hey, I got off pretty easy!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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->'''Emma Frost''': Three students were missing from my ethics class. Seventeen overall. Logan had to break up two fistfights and a mystical swordfight. And that dreadful Guatemalan crab-boy is at Benetech telling reporters this is every mutant's only chance to avoid burning in everlasting hellfire. This is eating us from the inside out.\\
'''Kitty Pryde''': Oh my God ... you teach ''ethics?''

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->'''Emma Frost''': Three students were missing from my ethics class. Seventeen ''Seventeen'' overall. Logan had to break up two fistfights and ''and'' a mystical swordfight. And that dreadful Guatemalan crab-boy is at Benetech telling reporters this is every mutant's only chance to avoid burning in everlasting hellfire.''hellfire''. This is eating us from the inside out.\\
'''Kitty Pryde''': Oh my God ... you ''you'' teach ''ethics?''
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->'''Hyena''': "Yeah, we'll be prepared... for what?"

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->'''Hyena''': ->'''Banzai''': "Yeah, we'll be prepared... for what?"



->'''Hyena''': "Why? Is he sick?"

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->'''Hyena''': ->'''Banzai''': "Why? Is he sick?"



->'''Hyena''': ''(excitedly)'' "Great idea! Who needs a king?!"

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->'''Hyena''': ->'''Shenzi''': ''(excitedly)'' "Great idea! Who needs a king?!"



->'''Hyena''': "But you said..."

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->'''Hyena''': ->'''Banzai''': "But you said..."
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->'''Wendover''': So, under the circumstances, you'll be wantin' apologise!
->'''Captain Spratt''': I ''apologise'' to '''you?!'''
->'''Wendover''': Thank you ''very'' much.
-->-- ''Film/DoctorInTrouble''
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->'''Wendover''': Well, I was bending down in the trenches like a private leading my men over the top, when suddenly - ''bang'' - awf goes there's a grenade, an' a lump of shrapnel hits me right up the-
->'''Sir Lancelot''': Rectum?
->'''Wendover''': Well, it didn't do 'em any good.
-->-- ''Film/DoctorInClover''
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->'''Andrealphus:''' If your husband dies, it won't turn out well for you.\\
'''Stella:''' [[RevengeBeforeReason He'll be dead! Why wouldn't it?]]\\
'''Andrealphus:''' Because, my dear sister, you've already produced an heir. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome When he dies, his duties, his possessions, his legions--it will all pass to Via.]]\\
''(Stella continues sipping tea, clearly not understanding.)''\\
'''Andrealphus:''' So, if you kill him, you would, hm...?\\
'''Stella:''' Laugh?\\
'''Andrealphus:''' ''[[EnragedByIdiocy No, you stupid cow! You'll get nothing!]]''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss''
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-->-- ''Series/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

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-->-- ''Series/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy''''Series/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1981''
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->'''Ameglian Major Cow:''' Good evening madame, and gentlemen, I am the dish of the day. May I interest you in parts of my body?\\
'''Arthur Dent:''' Huh?!\\
'''Ford Prefect:''' ''[shrugs]'' Oh, well.\\
'''Ameglian Major Cow:''' Something off my shoulder, perhaps, braised in a little white wine sauce?\\
'''Arthur Dent:''' ''Your'' shoulder?\\
'''Ameglian Major Cow:''' Well, naturally mine, sir. Nobody else's is mine to offer!
-->-- ''Series/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAge''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/IceAge''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie''
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'''Samppa:''' Sea monsters!
'''Tuukka:''' Sea monsters aren't that small.
'''Samppa:''' They're their babies. They can gnaw an elephant into a skeleton in half a minute.
'''Hanna:''' You're talking about piranhas now.
'''Samppa:''' No I'm not. I'm talking about elephants.
'''Pukari:''' I'll twist your elephant's trunk into a bow if you keep talking about it!
'''Tuukka:''' Besides, piranhas and elephants live in different continents.
'''Samppa:''' Who cares. I was talking about sea monsters.
'''Tiina:''' They're baby fish.
'''Pate:''' I don't understand how baby fish can twist an elephant's trunk into a bow and eat an entire continent.

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'''Samppa:''' ->'''Samppa:''' Sea monsters!
'''Tuukka:''' ->'''Tuukka:''' Sea monsters aren't that small.
'''Samppa:''' ->'''Samppa:''' They're their babies. They can gnaw an elephant into a skeleton in half a minute.
'''Hanna:''' ->'''Hanna:''' You're talking about piranhas now.
'''Samppa:''' ->'''Samppa:''' No I'm not. I'm talking about elephants.
'''Pukari:''' ->'''Pukari:''' I'll twist your elephant's trunk into a bow if you keep talking about it!
'''Tuukka:''' ->'''Tuukka:''' Besides, piranhas and elephants live in different continents.
'''Samppa:''' ->'''Samppa:''' Who cares. I was talking about sea monsters.
'''Tiina:''' ->'''Tiina:''' They're baby fish.
'''Pate:''' ->'''Pate:''' I don't understand how baby fish can twist an elephant's trunk into a bow and eat an entire continent.
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'''Samppa:''' Sea monsters!
'''Tuukka:''' Sea monsters aren't that small.
'''Samppa:''' They're their babies. They can gnaw an elephant into a skeleton in half a minute.
'''Hanna:''' You're talking about piranhas now.
'''Samppa:''' No I'm not. I'm talking about elephants.
'''Pukari:''' I'll twist your elephant's trunk into a bow if you keep talking about it!
'''Tuukka:''' Besides, piranhas and elephants live in different continents.
'''Samppa:''' Who cares. I was talking about sea monsters.
'''Tiina:''' They're baby fish.
'''Pate:''' I don't understand how baby fish can twist an elephant's trunk into a bow and eat an entire continent.
-->--''Literature/EllaAndFriends''
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-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''

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-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''
''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''



->'''Harry:''' Holy shit. [[{{Hellhound}} Hellhounds.]]\\

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->'''Harry:''' Holy shit. [[{{Hellhound}} Hellhounds.]]\\{{Hellhound}}s.\\



-->-- ''WebComic/DarthsAndDroids'' [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0404.html Page 404]]

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-->-- ''WebComic/DarthsAndDroids'' ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0404.html Page 404]]



-->-- WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}}, ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty Let's Destroy The Metal Gear Again!]]''

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-->-- WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}}, Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}, ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty Let's Destroy The Metal Gear Again!]]''
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->''"A continuation on our previous report about a Blinking Light up on the Mountain: As many of you noted, the very nature of our report indicated the existence of a Mountain – which is surprising, given that we live in vast, desert flatness. So yes, there is a Mountain. Let’s start there. There is a Mountain now, rising up out of the alluvial Floodplain.''\\
(later that episode)\\
''Ah-hah! We have some sharp listeners! Several of you noted that the strangeness of today does not end with the Blinking Light up on the Mountain, or the Mountain itself, but also this vast, muddy plain it rises from. So yes: we are now reporting that there is a great Floodplain, strewn with bones, around our city. Its wet patches glint slightly when the Blinking Light is illuminated. [...] The mud ripples under the footsteps of the approaching Masked Army, and this warps the reflections in interesting ways.''\\
(still later that episode)\\
''All right, we’re really gonna get it right this time. We have been focusing too narrowly, and we realize that. As many of you pointed out, we should have spent less time on the blinking light, and more time expanding on the bit about the approaching Masked Army. Ladies and gentlemen, here is what we know: There is a Blinking Light up on the Mountain. There is a Mountain on the Floodplain. There is a Floodplain under the Imminent Army. There is an Imminent Army maybe a couple of hours’ march from here. I do not believe, now, that we are leaving anything out."''
-->--'''Cecil Gershwin Palmer''', ''Recap/WelcomeToNightValeEp31ABlinkingLightUpOnTheMountain''
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'''Daye:''' You mean they'll forget all about the incident?\\

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'''Daye:''' You mean they'll forget all about [[NoodleIncident the incident?\\incident]]?\\
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->'''Knight:''' A bigfoot and an alien! They really do exist! And we found them! Do you know what this means?\\
'''Daye:''' That true love is also possible?\\
'''Knight:''' No, you dolt! It means we'll finally be back in good graces down at HQ!\\
'''Daye:''' You mean they'll forget all about the incident?\\
''[Knight gives Daye a DopeSlap]''
-->-- ''ComicBook/BigfootAndGrayOnTheRun''
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->'''Professor:''' ''(gasps)'' It's an albino humping worm!\\
'''Fry:''' Why do they call it that?\\
''(the ship starts rocking back and forth)''\\
'''Professor:''' Because it doesn't have any pigment.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "[[Recap/FuturamaS6E13TheFuturamaHolidaySpectacular The Futurama Holiday Spectacular]]"
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->'''Sir Lancelot''': You cut a patient, he bleeds, until the processes of nature form a clot and stop it. This interval is known scientifically as the "bleeding time". You! What's the bleeding time?
->'''Simon''': Ten past ten, sir.
-->-- ''Film/DoctorInTheHouse1954''

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