History Quotes / Cloudcuckoolander

->'''Creator/Stephen Fry:''' What happenens in the Rhubarb Triangle?\\

->"''"The girl went on stalking through the corridor, like she had dramatic music accompanying her that only she could hear.''"

-->--''Series/QI''

->Hello, Graham, would you mind coming back to earth with the rest of us, please?

->Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you?

->I was thinking what it's like to be abandoned and tortured and abused and forgotten.[...] But then I thought... "I wonder what it's like to fuck a butterfly?"

->Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to break into the zoo and free the kangaroos?

->I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.

'''Marty''': [[Main/WeirderThanUsual ...-er.]]

-> ''The Doctor didn't even slow down. One part of his brain started madly calculating velocities and trajectories. Another part started advising him strongly against this course of action. Another part was sticking its arms out and making aeroplane noises.''

->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zither music, professional football, Creator/CharlesDickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombooberated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner.

->You know, whenever [Cat Valentine] starts talking I think to myself, "Maybe this time it'll make sense." I'm always wrong.

->When I'm bored, I kinda drift away,\\

Let's go, right now

->Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!\\

Man, I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!

->She's a mass of contradictions\\

Love doesn't make distinctions

->Can't help it if I space in a daze, my eyes tune out the other way,\\

Would someone be and not pretend? I'm off again in my world.

->Did [Sara] say something to you? Please forget it. She mumbles strange things from time to time. She can be an odd girl at times.

->"I just learned that gravestones are for the dead. Had to unbury myself. Very informative experience."

->Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. It's like that, but with human interaction. And even if I win, it feels like losing.

->"Hands do not exist in my reality!"

->Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live.

->Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste.

->That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there.

->I dunno, I think something went horribly wrong with my thought process over the years... (''giggles'') [[NonSequitur I]] ''[[NonSequitur love]]'' [[NonSequitur lemonade]]! (''chuckles'') Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, scratched discs.

->I like lunchbox!

->I ain't got no job, my wife left me, bills pilin' up, I got child support, and I don't know if ''any'' of what I just said is true... but I ''believe'' it.

->Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is EasterBunny, EasterBunny, [[RuleOfThree Easter Bunny]].

->IT WORKS! I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A SIX-PACK!!

->I'm not crazy - I just don't give a darn! Woo-hoo!

->I ''always'' let my imagination run away from me! Then it comes back... with cake!

->The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

->If you understood everything I said, you'd be me.

->Now you know I tell people I'm actually from another planet, you know, 'cause I'm a bit off the wall, well I'll tell you this boy OWNS the other planet, my goodness!

->You know when you're sitting in a chair, and you lean back so you're just on two legs, and then you lean too far and you almost fall over, but just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that ''all the time''.

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemJugdral Fire Emblem: Thracia 776]]''

-->--'''[[MadGod Sheogorath]]''', ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''

-->-- '''Ozy''' to Millie, ''WebComic/OzyAndMillie''

-->--'''King Dedede''' , ''WebOriginal/VesterAndFriends''

-> '''Kyle:''' [[DeadpanSnarker well, I’m glad it took you until now to make another comment, uhh...in the history of Pwnage that had no correlation to anything we were talking about or anything in the game. It was just stupid.]]

-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Pwnage}}''' “[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNuvQJtm7g&t=841s Splinter Cell Pwnageshow]]”

-> '''Damian:''' (while getting choked I think he’s mad because I didn’t give him his Girl Scout cookies. Help me!//
'''Kyle:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I’m glad it took until now to make another comment, in the history of Pwnage that had correlation to anything we were talking about or anything in the game. It was just stupid.]]

-->--'''LetsPlay/Pwnage''' “[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNuvQJtm7g&t=841s Splinter Cell Pwnageshow]]”

'''Alex:''' That's disgusting! I'm drinking my own urine.

->IT'S WORKING! I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A SIX-PACK!!

--> '''Alex:''' ''(dressed only in his underwear surrounded by conspiracy theory boards)'' Quiet! I'm this close to connecting ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}... to ''Jesus.''\\

->IT'S WORKING! I AM TWO CANS SHORT OF A SIX-PACK!!

->I like Lunchbox!

-->-- ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''

[[folder:Web Comics]]

->YES! I TRULY AM TWO CANS SHORT OF A SIX-PACK!!

->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zither music, professional football, Creator/CharlesDickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner.

->'''Homestar Runner''': (''cosplaying as himself'') Was it my star (''taped onto his star T-shirt'') or propeller cap (''worn atop his trademark propeller beanie'') that gave it away?\\

'''Dennis''': No she won't know what it is, Charlie! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?\\
'''Charlie''': Uhh, magnets.\\
'''Dennis''': Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?\\
'''Mac''': Playing with magnets?\\
'''Charlie''': Just magnets.\\
'''Dennis''': I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.\\
'''Charlie''': I don't really snowboard.\\
'''Dennis''': What are some of your likes?\\
'''Charlie''': Uhh... ghouls.\\
'''Mac''': Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?\\
'''Charlie''': You know, funny little green ghouls, go... (tiny choking noise)\\
'''Dennis''': W-What, like in movies, in cartoons?\\
'''Charlie''': Little green ghouls, buddy!\\
'''Mac''': Don't write ghouls!\\
'''Dennis''': I'm not! I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?\\
'''Charlie''': People's knees.\\
'''Dennis''': Oh come on dude! Come on!\\
'''Mac''': Bro, you gotta be kid-you know what we'll just make it all up.\\
'''Dennis''': We'll make the whole thing up.\\
'''Mac''': We'll doctor the picture.\\
'''Dennis''': We aren't even going to use you for this.\\
'''Charlie''': Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.

-->-- '''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'''

-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelpha''

-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiledelpha''