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->YES! I TRULY AM TWO CANS SHORT OF A SIX-PACK!!

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->YES! ->IT'S WORKING! I TRULY AM TWO CANS SHORT OF A SIX-PACK!!


->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zither music, professional football, Creator/CharlesDickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner.

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->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zither music, professional football, Creator/CharlesDickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, discombooberated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner.



->'''Homestar Runner''': (''cosplaying as himself'') Was it my star (''taped onto his star T-shirt'') or propeller cap (''worn atop his trademark propeller beanie'') that gave it away?\\

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->'''Homestar Runner''': Runner''' (''cosplaying as himself'') himself''): Was it my star (''taped onto his star T-shirt'') or propeller cap (''worn atop his trademark own propeller beanie'') that gave it away?\\

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->'''Roko:''' Melon and logic are like oil and vinegar. You can get them to mix, but it takes vigorous shaking.\\
'''Elliot:''' Literal or metaphorical shaking?\\
'''Roko:''' Yes.
-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3962 #3962]]


'''Dennis''': No she won't know what it is, Charlie! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?\\
'''Charlie''': Uhh, magnets.\\
'''Dennis''': Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?\\
'''Mac''': Playing with magnets?\\
'''Charlie''': Just magnets.\\
'''Dennis''': I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.\\
'''Charlie''': I don't really snowboard.\\
'''Dennis''': What are some of your likes?\\
'''Charlie''': Uhh... ghouls.\\
'''Mac''': Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?\\
'''Charlie''': You know, funny little green ghouls, go... (tiny choking noise)\\
'''Dennis''': W-What, like in movies, in cartoons?\\
'''Charlie''': Little green ghouls, buddy!\\
'''Mac''': Don't write ghouls!\\
'''Dennis''': I'm not! I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?\\
'''Charlie''': People's knees.\\
'''Dennis''': Oh come on dude! Come on!\\
'''Mac''': Bro, you gotta be kid-you know what we'll just make it all up.\\
'''Dennis''': We'll make the whole thing up.\\
'''Mac''': We'll doctor the picture.\\
'''Dennis''': We aren't even going to use you for this.\\
'''Charlie''': Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.

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'''Dennis''': No she won't know what it is, Charlie! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?\\\n'''Charlie''': Uhh, magnets.\\\n'''Dennis''': Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?\\\n'''Mac''': Playing with magnets?\\\n'''Charlie''': Just magnets.\\\n'''Dennis''': I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.\\\n'''Charlie''': I don't really snowboard.\\\n'''Dennis''': What are some of your likes?\\\n'''Charlie''': Uhh... ghouls.\\\n'''Mac''': Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?\\\n'''Charlie''': You know, funny little green ghouls, go... (tiny choking noise)\\\n'''Dennis''': W-What, like in movies, in cartoons?\\\n'''Charlie''': Little green ghouls, buddy!\\\n'''Mac''': Don't write ghouls!\\\n'''Dennis''': I'm not! I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?\\\n'''Charlie''': People's knees.\\\n'''Dennis''': Oh come on dude! Come on!\\\n'''Mac''': Bro, you gotta be kid-you know what we'll just make it all up.\\\n'''Dennis''': We'll make the whole thing up.\\\n'''Mac''': We'll doctor the picture.\\\n'''Dennis''': We aren't even going to use you for this.\\\n'''Charlie''': Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.


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->'''Klaus:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Any luck finding your one-eyed man?]]\\
'''Luther:''' What's he talkin' about?\\
'''Number Five:''' Does it matter? It's ''Klaus.'' What do you want, Luther?\\
'''Luther:''' Um... So, [[TeamMom Grace]] may have had something to do with Dad's death. So I need you to come back to the academy, all right? It's important.\\
'''Number Five:''' "It's important." [[InsufferableGenius You have no concept of what's important!]]\\
'''Klaus:''' Hey! [[IResembleThatRemark Did I ever tell you guys about the time I waxed my ass with chocolate pudding?]] ''[laughs]'' It was so painful!
-->--''Series/TheUmbrellaAcademy2019'', "Extra Ordinary"


-->-- '''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'''

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-->-- '''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'''''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''


-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelpha''

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-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelpha'''''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'''


-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiledelpha''

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-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiledelpha''''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelpha''

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->'''Dennis''': Lets talk about your likes and dislikes. Umm... how about your favorite food, what would that be?\\
'''Charlie''': Oh, milksteak.\\
'''Dennis and Mac''': (simultaneously) Hmm?\\
'''Dennis''': What?\\
'''Charlie''': Milksteak.\\
'''Dennis''': I'm not putting milksteak.\\
'''Mac''': Just put regular steak and then-\\
'''Charlie''': Don't put regular steak, put milksteak, she'll know what it is.\\
'''Dennis''': No she won't know what it is, Charlie! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?\\
'''Charlie''': Uhh, magnets.\\
'''Dennis''': Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?\\
'''Mac''': Playing with magnets?\\
'''Charlie''': Just magnets.\\
'''Dennis''': I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.\\
'''Charlie''': I don't really snowboard.\\
'''Dennis''': What are some of your likes?\\
'''Charlie''': Uhh... ghouls.\\
'''Mac''': Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?\\
'''Charlie''': You know, funny little green ghouls, go... (tiny choking noise)\\
'''Dennis''': W-What, like in movies, in cartoons?\\
'''Charlie''': Little green ghouls, buddy!\\
'''Mac''': Don't write ghouls!\\
'''Dennis''': I'm not! I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?\\
'''Charlie''': People's knees.\\
'''Dennis''': Oh come on dude! Come on!\\
'''Mac''': Bro, you gotta be kid-you know what we'll just make it all up.\\
'''Dennis''': We'll make the whole thing up.\\
'''Mac''': We'll doctor the picture.\\
'''Dennis''': We aren't even going to use you for this.\\
'''Charlie''': Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.
-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiledelpha''


->'''Red Mage:''' We should start with the visible sky castle.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Why's that?\\
'''Red Mage:''' It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

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->'''Ronnie Kray:''' ...[[SeinfeldianConversation And I'm staring at the back of this geezer's head]]. The whole time I'm thinkin', you know, "Give Ron Kray your sausage." [''{{beat}}''] "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Give... Ron... your]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis fuckin']]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis sausage]]." You know? I was drillin' my eyes into the back of his head, 'til I'm not even thinkin' it anymore. I'm not - I'm not even... thinkin': I'm ''broadcastin' '' it. Until he turns around and you know what he says? He says, "Hey, Ron, do you fancy my sausage? [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud I've got... I've got no appetite for it]]." Interesting.
->'''[[{{Narrator}} Frances Shea]]:''' When my future brother-in-law said "interesting," it meant he had no fucking idea what he or you or anyone else was talking about.
-->--''Film/Legend2015''


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->"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
->"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
->"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
->"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
-->-- ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''

-> ''The Doctor didnít even slow down. One part of his brain started madly calculating velocities and trajectories. Another part started advising him strongly against this course of action. Another part was sticking its arms out and making aeroplane noises.''

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\n->"But ->'''Alice:''' But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
->"Oh,
people.\\
'''Cheshire Cat:''' Oh,
you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're that, we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
->"How
\\
'''Alice:''' How
do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
->"You
mad?\\
'''Cheshire Cat:''' You
must be," said the Cat, "or be, or you wouldn't have come here."
here.
-->-- ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''

''Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland''

-> ''The Doctor didnít didn't even slow down. One part of his brain started madly calculating velocities and trajectories. Another part started advising him strongly against this course of action. Another part was sticking its arms out and making aeroplane noises.''




->'''Joey''': Maybe my ruler was wrong.\\
'''Phoebe''': Maybe ''all'' the rulers are wrong.

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\n->'''Joey''': ->'''Joey:''' Maybe my ruler was wrong.\\
'''Phoebe''': '''Phoebe:''' Maybe ''all'' the rulers are wrong.





















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->'''Fighter''': Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.\\
'''Black Mage''': So you're actually '''aware''' that this makes no sense then?\\
'''Fighter''': Yet we chase our dreams anyway.\\
'''Black Mage''': Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Red Mage''': We should start with the visible sky castle.\\
'''Black Mage''': Why's that?\\
'''Red Mage''': It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live.
-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste.
-->-- '''Ozy''' to Millie, ''WebComic/OzyAndMillie''

->'''Aeris''': Do you even ''listen'' to yourself any more?\\
'''Leo''': I try not to. It breaks the illusion.
-->-- ''Webcomic/VGCats'', [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=155 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]

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->(''Haru and Rin bump into each other coming out of changing rooms at a department store'')\\

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->'''Fighter''': Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.\\
'''Black Mage''': So you're actually '''aware''' that this makes no sense then?\\
'''Fighter''': Yet we chase our dreams anyway.\\
'''Black Mage''': Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Red Mage''': We should start with the visible sky castle.\\
'''Black Mage''': Why's that?\\
'''Red Mage''': It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live.
-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste.
-->-- '''Ozy''' to Millie, ''WebComic/OzyAndMillie''

->'''Aeris''': Do you even ''listen'' to yourself any more?\\
'''Leo''': I try not to. It breaks the illusion.
-->-- ''Webcomic/VGCats'', [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=155 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]

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->''[Haru
and Rin bump into each other coming out of changing rooms at a department store'')\\store]''\\



->Hands do not exist in my reality!
-->-- '''Kaldor Draigo''', ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there.
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}},''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU toot toot all about space lime]]"

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->Hands ->"Hands do not exist in my reality!
reality!"
-->-- '''Kaldor Draigo''', ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there.
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}},''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU toot toot all about space lime]]"
''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''




->I dunno, I think something went horribly wrong with my thought process over the years... (''giggles'') [[NonSequitur I]] ''[[NonSequitur love]]'' [[NonSequitur lemonade]]! (''chuckles'') Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, scratched discs.
-->-- '''WebVideo/StuartAshen''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwcPNoEX4s "Optical Media Laceration Extravaganza"]]

->So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right.
-->-- ''[[http://www.thewallflowerreport.com The Wallflower Report]]''



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->'''Fighter:''' Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.\\
'''Black Mage:''' So you're actually '''aware''' that this makes no sense then?\\
'''Fighter:''' Yet we chase our dreams anyway.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Red Mage:''' We should start with the visible sky castle.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Why's that?\\
'''Red Mage:''' It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live.
-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste.
-->-- '''Ozy''' to Millie, ''WebComic/OzyAndMillie''

->'''Aeris''': Do you even ''listen'' to yourself any more?\\
'''Leo''': I try not to. It breaks the illusion.
-->-- ''Webcomic/VGCats'', [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=155 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]
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->So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right.
-->-- ''[[http://www.thewallflowerreport.com The Wallflower Report]]''
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->That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there.
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}},''' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU toot toot all about space lime]]"

->I dunno, I think something went horribly wrong with my thought process over the years... (''giggles'') [[NonSequitur I]] ''[[NonSequitur love]]'' [[NonSequitur lemonade]]! (''chuckles'') Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, scratched discs.
-->-- '''WebVideo/StuartAshen''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwcPNoEX4s "Optical Media Laceration Extravaganza"]]
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-->-- '''Patrick Star''' contemplates milk, ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants''

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-->-- '''Patrick Star''' contemplates milk, ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants''
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->''"I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds... or was it clowns?... Come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears."''
-->--'''[[MadGod Sheogorath]]''', ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''


-->-- '''Rod Serling''''s opening monologue for ''Series/TheTwilightZone'', "Mr. Bevis"

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-->-- '''Rod Serling''''s opening monologue for ''Series/TheTwilightZone'', ''Series/{{The Twilight Zone|1959}}'', "Mr. Bevis"

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->'''Yondu:''' ''(takes a flame-shaped patch out of his pocket)'' The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it.\\
''(he gives the patch to Groot)''\\
''({{beat}})''\\
''(Groot puts the patch on his head)''\\
'''Yondu:''' WHAT?! NO!\\
'''Rocket:''' He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.\\
'''Yondu:''' That's ''not'' what I ''said!''\\
'''Groot:''' [[PokemonSpeak I am Groot]].\\
'''[[TranslatorBuddy Rocket]]:''' He's relieved you don't want him to.\\
'''Groot:''' I am Groot.\\
'''Rocket:''' He hates hats.\\
'''Groot:''' I am Groot.\\
'''Rocket:''' On anyone, not just himself.\\
'''Groot:''' I am Groot.\\
'''Rocket:''' One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute it's 'cause you realize part of that head is a hat.\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Rocket:''' ''That's'' why you don't like hats?\\
'''Groot:''' ''(nods)''
-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''

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