History Quotes / ChildOfTheStorm

->'''Carol:''' "[[spoiler: [[RelationshipUpgrade Screw it. Let's dance.]]]]"

--> Nick Fury performing the most epic ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' quote ever.

-->Loki and Sif discuss Steve's status as both TheUbermensch and a HumbleHero.

-->'''Thor:''' "I am the God of Lightning and Thunder, not Reason and Understanding!"
---> Thor making clear his precise title.

-->'''Odin:''' "Thor could raise an army and lead it into the bowels of Muspelheim and to victory. With [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} you]] at his side, he and his forces would come out the other side smelling of the roses, with the Twilight Sword in hand and Surtur owing you both a lot of money."
---> Odin explaining Loki's new role to him: instead of being in Thor's shadow, he will ''become'' Thor's shadow.

-->'''Steve:''' "I can be edgy."
-->'''Clint:''' "Steve, last time I and Nat went running with you, you stopped to rescue a little girl’s kitten that was stuck up a tree. You’re about as edgy as cookie dough."
---> Steve being the world's least convincing liar.

-->'''Sif:''' "The Lady Sif, at your service. The Warriors Three would be here IF THEY WEREN’T SO BUSY ''CHECKING'' THEIR WEAPONS, ''FLIRTING'' WITH THE MAIDS AND ''EATING'' HALF THE ROYAL PANTRY. ''AGAIN!''" [[{{Beat}} *turns to Frigga*]] "My apologies, my lady."
---> Sif, having resigned herself to the position of CloudcuckoolandersMinder for the Warriors Three.

-->'''Harry:''' "I just want to say a few things. One, your hospitality is terrible. Two, you’re really ugly. Three, you’re really thick if you’re going to trust anyone related to Loki. Four, you’re not the first soul eating monsters I’ve met, and you’re not the scariest either. You don’t even make me relive my worst memories. I know just the word for you: Pathetic. *Disir snarl* Oh hush, I’m getting to the good bit. Five, ''Expecto Patronum,'' suckers."
---> Harry setting the tone for the rest of the series, RefugeInAudacity and all.

-->'''Fury:''' "I'd have recruited you for SHIELD a long time ago if you weren't doing such a damn fine job in the Air Force and in making sure that Stark didn't fry his brain on a daily basis."
-->'''Rhodey:''' "In point of fact, sir, Tony fried his brain at least three times a week."
-->'''Fury:''' "But never so badly that he couldn't function."
---> Fury and Rhodey discuss Tony's BunnyEarsLawyer tendencies

-->'''Fury:''' This is the part where you run away.
---> Nick Fury performing the most epic ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'' quote ever.

-->'''Clint:''' [[ARareSentence Congratulations, Thor. I think you just threw a garden gnome]] [[NotHyperbole into space]].
---> Clint, during an afternoon visit to the Burrow.

-->'''Dumbledore:''' [[ARareSentence "I need to speak to your fellow student and his talking ravens."]]
---> Dumbledore explaining that he needs to talk to Harry, Huginn and Muninn.

-->'''Bruce:''' Don't make me angry, Mister [=McGee.=] YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry.
---> Bruce referencing That Quote.

-->'''The Winter Soldier:''' ''Well. Fuck the Mission, then.''
---> The Winter Soldier's InternalMonologue hits a tipping point.

-->'''Tony:''' "In the end, all you can do, when you’re handed a second chance like that… is to do right. In every part of your life, you have to do the best to live up to what the person who put themselves on the line for you believed you could be. Be the best person you can be."
---> Tony talks about living on after someone makes a HeroicSacrifice on your behalf.

-->'''Wanda:''' "[[ComicBook/DoctorStrange He's]] been pulling the omniscient act on me since I was a girl and he hasn't been wrong yet. Well. Except when he was trying to get me to clean my room."
---> Wanda discussing Strange's (supposed) [[TheOmniscient omniscience]].

-->'''Harry:''' "Tears are for babies. I don't normally cry."
-->'''Thor:''' "I am over fifteen hundred years old, and I am definitely no baby. Yet I cry. See? There is no shame in tears."
---> Once again, Thor reveals his HiddenDepths while parenting Harry.

-->'''Loki:''' "[Steve] is the [[{{Ubermensch}} superman]], the ultimate expression of humanity's evolutionary potential, taking its native strengths to the greatest limits that can be reached while still remaining a member of humankind. He is the ultimate human. In times gone by, he would have been worshipped. He could take control of this nation so easily, he has the strength, the wits and the charisma to do it. And how fortunate humankind is that it does not occur to him."
-->'''Sif:''' "Maybe it does occur to him. And maybe that is why he is such a humble and good man. Because he knows what he could become."
--->Loki and Sif discuss Steve's status as both TheUbermensch and a HumbleHero.

--> [Harry's] head was hurting rather less this morning, for which he would once have thanked god. Now, he thanked his grandmother, which was still a little weird to deal with. If he'd been Twitter savvy and pretentious, he might have posted it as #demigodproblems.
---> The LemonyNarrator commenting on a RunningGag within the series: Harry trying to figure out who to swear by/at.

--> ''I.O.U. one Loki''
---> Strange being his usual [[TheGadfly self]].

-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Jean-Paul]]:''' I am going to meet my end alongside total lunatics.
-->'''[[BloodKnight Uhtred]]:''' [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy And what a glorious end it shall be!]]
--> *{{Beat}}*
-->'''Carol:''' He has problems. Useful problems, but still problems.
-->'''Harry:''' [[LampshadeHanging We’re having this conversation in the middle of fighting an army of unholy abominations and their master, who will probably crush all of us like flies once he actually gets his act together.]] We ''all'' have problems.
---> Harry and his friends cement their reputation for CasualDangerDialogue.

-->'''Doctor Strange:''' "Indeed, Lucius… you should know better than most that the most incomplete picture of any situation is that seen by a piece on the board."
--> [Lucius] did not have the words to adequately describe how he felt – as far as he was aware, the English language did not have a word that encapsulated the utter horror of realising that all your efforts, all your best laid plans and most cunning manoeuvres have been nothing more than a small part of someone else's grander scheme. Nor did it have a word that described the feeling where you thought you were writing your own song, but found that it was merely a small part of a greater symphony. Nor did it have one that described how you felt when, in fact, your very worst fears had just come true. But if there were such words, he would have used them.
-->'''Strange:''' "Now you begin to see. You have never been anything more than a piece on my board, a pawn to be moved to and fro as I saw fit. Your plans were simply incorporated into my own."
---> Doctor Strange takes a moment to, effortlessly, verbally break Lucius Malfoy and cement his own MagnificentBastard status.

-->'''Steve:''' "[[MythologyGag Is it a bird?]]"
-->'''Clint:''' "[[MythologyGag Is it a plane?]]"
-->'''Strange:''' "[[TheGadfly Spoilers.]]"
---> Strange being Strange, in every sense of the word.

-->'''Harry:''' "I never ''wanted'' power. I never ''wanted'' to be god. And I am ''done'' playing."
---> Harry's HumbleHero status saves the universe.

-->'''Harry:''' "[[BlatantLies I don't look for trouble.]]"
--> [[{{Beat}} *sceptical stares*]]
-->'''Harry:''' "...Much."
---> Harry trying and failing to defend his lot in life

-->'''Wanda:''' "Actually, no. You're right. I am like my father. I am his daughter. And do you know why? Because I am going to fulfil that promise I made, a promise to render you down to traumatised, screaming atoms if you ever went near my godson again. And while I'm not going to have the time to make it last, I am going to enjoy it. So ''scream,'' you bastard, ''scream!''"
---> Wanda explaining to [[spoiler: Sinister]] just why it was a very, very bad idea to kidnap her godson.

--> "Everyone turned to [Steve]. It wasn't a conscious thing. If he'd said 'I think we should have lunch', everyone would have still turned to him, attentive and waiting on what suggestions he would make about the composition of their midday meal."
---> Steve's [[MagneticHero magnetic]] [[TheLeader personality]] strikes again.

-->'''Magneto:''' "Good evening. My name is Magneto. You kidnapped [[spoiler: my daughter]]. You kidnapped my daughter's godson. You tortured them both. You have twisted the latter into your weapon. I would like to discuss this. And once we are done, if you are very lucky... I might actually allow some of you to live."
---> Magneto taking the opportunity to let his inner monster off the leash.

-->'''[[spoiler: Maddie]]:''' "I am the Mistress of my fate, the Captain of my soul. You have no power over me, Doctor Essex. Not any more."
---> [[spoiler: Maddie]] takes a stand against the man who made her life hell.

-->'''Strange:''' "Hello, Nathaniel. ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Long time no see."]]''
---> Strange bringing Essex's nightmares to life.

-->'''Dresden:''' "That's right, suckers. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time!]]"
-->'''Fix:''' "[[LamePunReaction Really, Harry?]]"
--->Dresden and Fix's reactions to [[spoiler: Maddie]] lifting Mjolnir

-->'''Carol:''' "Oh my ''God,'' you total fucking drama queen."
---> Carol's gift for timing strikes again, at the end of ''Forever Red.''

-->'''Strange:''' "I am the Sorcerer Supreme. I am the Evergreen Man, the Lord of Time, and I know my place perfectly well. I fight beings like you every single day. I have guarded reality against them for centuries, and for the most part, I have done it alone. For centuries I have stood, and I stand here still, now with an Infinity Stone in my hand. Do you really think that you, any of you, is a match for me? So how dare you? How dare any of you? '''How dare any of you raise your voices to me!"'''
---> The Moment When Strange Finally Snaps (which is worrying, since he's holding [[spoiler: the Tesseract]] and knows how to use it).

-->"How dare you?" she said, in the sort of perfectly calm voice only achievable by those in the icy plains on the far side of berserk rage. "How dare you. ''How dare you."''
---> Alison Carter, in very calm, very controlled tones, absolutely loses her shit [[spoiler: at her son-in-law after finding out that he tried to get Harry to rewrite Carol's mind]].

-->'''Harry:''' "What if you're wrong? What if I... what if I make the wrong choice? What if this was for nothing?"
-->'''[[spoiler: Jesus]]:''' "Then at the very least, little cousin, I will know that in this time and this place, I chose to do something right."
---> [[spoiler: Jesus]] gives Harry a little speech about the importance of choices.

-->'''Xavier:''' "Remarkable."
-->'''Essex:''' "Remarkable?"
-->'''Xavier:''' "You are. You are a brilliant scientist, Essex and a powerful telepath. You have, by your own account, worked with the likes of Weapon X and the Red Room for decades. You have accrued a level of knowledge and experience that is perhaps unparalleled. But for all that brilliance, after all that time, there is one truly remarkable thing about you, which surpasses all others."
-->'''Essex:''' "What is that?"
-->'''Xavier:''' "You are ''extraordinarily'' stupid."
-->'''Essex:''' "[[FlatWhat ...What?]]"
-->'''Xavier:''' *cheerful* "Ignorant on a scale that beggars belief."
---> In which Xavier, prior to dissecting Essex's failings pointing out that his ignorance of ThePowerOfLove would always have been his undoing, leaves the other man completely flat-footed.

-->'''Harry:''' "Dracula, King of Corpses, Lord of Leeches. I, Harry Thorson, Prince of Asgard, would have words. Words, vampire, with thee."
---> Harry, ripping off his dad's catchphrase.

-->'''Dracula:''' "I am Dracula. I defied empires, causing the fields of Europe to steam with the blood of my enemies, long before I began drinking it as well. When I destroyed their armies, I made a screaming forest of their survivors, earning the name of Lord Impaler. I am the Lord of the Vampires, I have slain gods and demons alike, and I, little Prince, am going to teach you a lesson you should long since have learned. Why not to meddle in the affairs of your betters."
---> Dracula offering a BadassBoast of his own, before [[CurbStompBattle proving definitively]] that he's more than capable of handling Harry.

-->'''Hulk:''' "HULK SMASH PUNY VAMPIRE!"
---> The Hulk being the Hulk.

-->'''Wanda:''' "I am the [[spoiler: Sorceress Supreme.]] Harry is my godson. And if any god, or goddess, or other entity of that ilk, even breathes the wrong way towards him, then I swear by my power and my name that I will make them ''wish'' that they were dealing with my predecessor."
---> Wanda, once again reminding people that she's capable of being every bit as terrifying as either of her father figures.

-->'''Loki:''' "And it's all Doctor Strange's fault."
---> Loki summing up the entire story so far.

-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' "One term. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis One. Term.]] That's all I ask: for just one term to go by without Harry finding some new, spectacular, and undoubtedly horrifying way to risk his life and take years off mine."
-->'''Dumbledore:''' "I would advise asking for something more practically attainable. Perhaps a month. Or maybe a fortnight."
---> In which, after the events of ''Bloody Hell'', [=McGonagall=] despairs, and Dumbledore is realistic.

-->'''Carol:''' "[[spoiler: [[RelationshipUpgrade Screw it. Let's dance.]]]]"
---> The big WhamLine at the end of chapter 46.

-->'''Carol''': I swear, your ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' family…
-->'''Harry''': Believe me, I'm right there with you.
---> The absurdity of Harry's TangledFamilyTree being fully lampshaded.

-->'''Doctor Strange:''' "It is time, Clark Kent of Earth, Kal-El of Krypton, that you accept who and what you are: a hero, at the start of your story."
---> Strange encourages Clark to accept his true identity and step up to become a superhero.

---> Dracula offering a BadassBoast of his own, before [[CurbStompBattle proving definitely]] that he's more than capable of handling Harry.

---> Sif, having resigned herself to the position of CloudCuckooLandersMinder for the Warriors Three.

---> Nick Fury quoting ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''

---> Tony talks about living on after someone makes a HeroicSacrifice

---> Strange being his usual [[TheGadfly self]]

---> Doctor Strange takes a moment to, effortlessly, verbally break Lucius Malfoy.

---> Harry's HumbleHero status saves the universe..

---> Wanda, once again reminding people that she's capable of being every bit as terrifying as her father.

-->'''Jesus :''' "Then at the very least, little cousin, I will know that in this time and this place, I chose to do something right."
---> Jesus gives Harry a little speech about the importance of choices.

---> In which Xavier dissects Essex's failings, and points out that his ignorance of ThePowerOfLove would always have been his undoing.

-->'''[[spoiler: Dracula:]]''' "I am [[spoiler: Dracula]]. I defied empires, causing the fields of Europe to steam with the blood of my enemies, long before I began drinking it as well. When I destroyed their armies, I made a screaming forest of their survivors, earning the name of Lord Impaler. I am the Lord of the Vampires, I have slain gods and demons alike, and I, little Prince, am going to teach you a lesson you should long since have learned. Why not to meddle in the affairs of your betters."
---> [[spoiler: Dracula]] proves that he's more than capable of handling Harry, before [[CurbStompBattle proving it definitively]].

-->'''Wanda:''' [[ComicBook/DoctorStrange He's]] been pulling the omniscient act on me since I was a girl and he hasn't been wrong yet. Well. Except when he was trying to get me to clean my room."

---> Wanda discussing Strange's (supposed) [[TheOmniscient omniscience]]

-->'''[=McGonagall=]''': "One term. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis One. Term.]] That's all I ask: for just one term to go by without Harry finding some new, spectacular, and undoubtedly horrifying way to risk his life and take years off mine."
-->'''Dumbledore''': "I would advise asking for something more practically attainable. Perhaps a month. Or maybe a fortnight."

-->'''Odin''': "Thor could raise an army and lead it into the bowels of Muspelheim and to victory. With [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} you]] at his side, he and his forces would come out the other side smelling of the roses, with the Twilight Sword in hand and Surtur owing you both a lot of money."

-->'''Steve''': "I can be edgy."
-->'''Clint''': "Steve, last time I and Nat went running with you, you stopped to rescue a little girl’s kitten that was stuck up a tree. You’re about as edgy as cookie dough."

-->'''Sif:''' The Lady Sif, at your service. The Warriors Three would be here IF THEY WEREN’T SO BUSY ''CHECKING'' THEIR WEAPONS, ''FLIRTING'' WITH THE MAIDS AND ''EATING'' HALF THE ROYAL PANTRY. ''AGAIN!'' [[{{Beat}} *turns to Frigga*]] My apologies, my lady."

-->'''Harry:''' I just want to say a few things. One, your hospitality is terrible. Two, you’re really ugly. Three, you’re really thick if you’re going to trust anyone related to Loki. Four, you’re not the first soul eating monsters I’ve met, and you’re not the scariest either. You don’t even make me relive my worst memories. I know just the word for you: Pathetic. *Disir snarl* Oh hush, I’m getting to the good bit. Five, ''Expecto Patronum,'' suckers.

-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Jean-Paul]]''': I am going to meet my end alongside total lunatics.
-->'''[[BloodKnight Uhtred]]''': [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy And what a glorious end it shall be!]]

-->'''Carol''': He has problems. Useful problems, but still problems.
-->'''Harry''': [[LampshadeHanging We’re having this conversation in the middle of fighting an army of unholy abominations and their master, who will probably crush all of us like flies once he actually gets his act together.]] We ''all'' have problems.

-->'''Harry''': [[BlatantLies I don't look for trouble.]]

-->'''Harry''': ... Much.

-->'''Wanda:''' Actually, no. You're right. I am like my father. I am his daughter. And do you know why? Because I am going to fulfil that promise I made, a promise to render you down to traumatised, screaming atoms if you ever went near my godson again. And while I'm not going to have the time to make it last, I am going to enjoy it. So ''scream,'' you bastard, ''scream!''"

-->'''Dresden:''' That's right, suckers. [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time!]]
-->'''Fix:''' [[LamePunReaction Really, Harry?]]

-->'''Xavier''': Remarkable.
-->'''Essex''': Remarkable?
-->'''Xavier''': You are. You are a brilliant scientist, Essex and a powerful telepath. You have, by your own account, worked with the likes of Weapon X and the Red Room for decades. You have accrued a level of knowledge and experience that is perhaps unparalleled. But for all that brilliance, after all that time, there is one truly remarkable thing about you, which surpasses all others.
-->'''Essex''': What is that?
-->'''Xavier''': You are ''extraordinarily'' stupid.
-->'''Essex''': [[FlatWhat ...What?]]
-->'''Xavier''': *cheerful* Ignorant on a scale that beggars belief.

-->'''Hulk:''' HULK SMASH PUNY VAMPIRE!

-->'''Wanda:''' I am the [[spoiler: Sorceress Supreme.]] Harry is my godson. And if any god, or goddess, or other entity of that ilk, even breathes the wrong way towards him, then I swear by my power and my name that I will make them ''wish'' that they were dealing with my predecessor."

-->'''Carol:''' [[spoiler: [[RelationshipUpgrade Screw it. Let's dance.]]]]
---> The big [[TheReveal reveal]] at the end of chapter 46.

-->'''Sif:''' :The Lady Sif, at your service. The Warriors Three would be here IF THEY WEREN’T SO BUSY ''CHECKING'' THEIR WEAPONS, ''FLIRTING'' WITH THE MAIDS AND ''EATING'' HALF THE ROYAL PANTRY. ''AGAIN!'' [[{{Beat}} *turns to Frigga*]] My apologies, my lady."

-->'''Steve:''' [[MythologyGag Is it a bird?]]
-->'''Clint:''' [[MythologyGag Is it a plane?]]
-->'''Strange:''' [[TheGadfly Spoilers.]]

-->'''Bruce:'''Don't make me angry, Mister [=McGee.=] YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry.

-->'''Strange:''' "I am the Sorcerer Supreme. I am the Evergreen Man, the Lord of Time, and I know my place perfectly well. I fight beings like you every single day. I have guarded reality against them for centuries, and for the most part, I have done it alone. For centuries I have stood, and I stand here still, now with an Infinity Stone in my hand. Do you really think that you, any of you, is a match for me? So how dare you? How dare any of you? '''How dare any of you raise your voices to me!"'''

---> The Moment When Strange Finally Snaps (which is worrying, since he's holding [[spoiler: the Tesseract]] and knows how to use it).

-->'''Harry:''' I just want to say a few things. One, your hospitality is terrible. Two, you’re really ugly. Three, you’re really thick if you’re going to trust anyone related to Loki. Four, you’re not the first soul eating monsters I’ve met, and you’re not the scariest either. You don’t even make me relive my worst memories. I know just the word for you: Pathetic. *Disir snarl* Oh hush, I’m getting to the good bit. Five, Expecto Patronum, suckers.

-->'''Fury:'''This is the part where you run away.

---> Nick Fury quoting ''WesternAnimation/Shrek''

-->'''Clint''': [[ARareSentence Congratulations, Thor. I think you just threw a garden gnome]] [[NotHyperbole into space]].

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[[folder: ''Ghosts of the Past'']]

-->'''Bruce:'''Don't make me angry, Mister [=McGee.=] YouWouldn'tLikeMeWhenImAngry.

-->'''Bruce:'''Don't make me angry, Mister [=McGee.=] You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry.

-->'''The Winter Soldier:''' "Well. Fuck the Mission, then."

--> Strange being his usual [[TheGadfly self]]

-->'''Strange:''' Spoilers.

-->'''Magneto:''' "Good evening. My name is Magneto. You kidnapped my daughter. You kidnapped my daughter's godson. You tortured them both. You have twisted the latter into your weapon. I would like to discuss this. And once we are done, if you are very lucky... I might actually allow some of you to live."

-->'''Maddie:''' "I am the Mistress of my fate, the Captain of my soul. You have no power over me, Doctor Essex."

-->'''Carol:''' "Oh my God, you total fucking drama queen."

-->"How dare you?" she said, in the sort of perfectly calm voice only achievable by those in the icy plains on the far side of berserk rage. "How dare you. How dare you."

-->'''Bruce:''' HULK SMASH PUNY VAMPIRE!

-->'''Wanda:''' I am the Sorceress Supreme. Harry is my godson. And if any god, or goddess, or other entity of that ilk, even breathes the wrong way towards him, then I swear by my power and my name that I will make them ''wish'' that they were dealing with my predecessor."

-->'''Carol:''' [[RelationshipUpgrade Screw it. Let's dance.]]