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-> "[[LampshadeHanging GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat!]] Fetch me a'' sooooooothing '''''LOZEEEENGE!'''''
-->--'''[[Characters/InvaderZimZim Zim]] ''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus''




-> "[[LampshadeHanging GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat!]]'' ''Fetch me a'' sooooooothing '''''LOZEEEENGE!'''''
-->--'''[[Characters/InvaderZimZim Zim]] ''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus''
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-> "[[LampshadeHanging GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat!]] Fetch me a ''sooooooothing'' '''LOZEEEENGE!'''"

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-> "[[LampshadeHanging GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat!]] Fetch throat!]]'' ''Fetch me a ''sooooooothing'' '''LOZEEEENGE!'''"a'' sooooooothing '''''LOZEEEENGE!'''''
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-> " [[LampshadeHanging GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat!]] Fetch me a ''sooooooothing'' '''LOZEEEENGE!'''"

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-> " [[LampshadeHanging "[[LampshadeHanging GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat!]] Fetch me a ''sooooooothing'' '''LOZEEEENGE!'''"
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-> " [[LampshadeHanging GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat!]] Fetch me a ''sooooooothing'' '''LOZEEEENGE!'''"
-->--'''[[Characters/InvaderZimZim Zim]] ''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZimEnterTheFlorpus''
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->''THIS IS MY '''STOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!'''''
-->--'''Steven Chapman''', ''VideoGame/DeadRising''
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-->-- '''KC Guthrie''', ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''

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-->-- '''KC Guthrie''', ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''
''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration''
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->[[NotNowKiddo Shhshsh, not now son.]] I'm making''' *DramaticPause* ''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome TOAST!]]

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->[[NotNowKiddo ->''[[NotNowKiddo Shhshsh, not now son.]] I'm making''' *DramaticPause* ''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome TOAST!]]TOAST!]]''



->You told me... to play... '''''BASKETBALL!'''''

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->You ->''You told me... to play... '''''BASKETBALL!''''''''''BASKETBALL!'''''''



->Boy, those Canadians can really write.

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->Boy, ->''Boy, those Canadians can really write.''



->Poor Creator/PeterDavison; he really was lumbered with some pretty dire companions during his run, wasn’t he? ...''[='=]Good, then I can catch a train![='=]'' enthuses Tegan with such unnatural stress it sounds as though she is waiting for an applause for making [[CaptainObvious the most mundane of observations]]. ''[='=]Maths![='=]'' spits Tegan as though Adric has suggested [[FauxHorrific taking her up the ass]] (seriously, go and watch it again!). ''[='=]Look, a door![='=]'' she exclaims as though she is witnessing a miracle...do they not have them in Australia? There is a hilariously awful moment when Tegan discovers her body will be disposed of ([[TakeThatScrappy hooray!]]) and she starts stamping her feet and screaming ''[='=]No! No! No! No! No![='=]'' like a kid that has been told that if she doesn't clean her room she'll be grounded for a week.

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->Poor ->''Poor Creator/PeterDavison; he really was lumbered with some pretty dire companions during his run, wasn’t he? ...''[='=]Good, "Good, then I can catch a train![='=]'' train!" enthuses Tegan with such unnatural stress it sounds as though she is waiting for an applause for making [[CaptainObvious the most mundane of observations]]. ''[='=]Maths![='=]'' "Maths!" spits Tegan as though Adric has suggested [[FauxHorrific taking her up the ass]] (seriously, go and watch it again!). ''[='=]Look, "Look, a door![='=]'' door!" she exclaims as though she is witnessing a miracle...do they not have them in Australia? There is a hilariously awful moment when Tegan discovers her body will be disposed of ([[TakeThatScrappy hooray!]]) and she starts stamping her feet and screaming ''[='=]No! "No! No! No! No! No![='=]'' No!" like a kid that has been told that if she doesn't clean her room she'll be grounded for a week.''



->''"[[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair]] bursts into [[Wrestling/EricBischoff Bichoff’s]] office, and he’s STILL REALLY REALLY MAD.\\\

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->''"[[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair]] bursts into [[Wrestling/EricBischoff Bichoff’s]] office, and he’s STILL REALLY REALLY MAD.\\\\\



->Cage is a good actor in good movies, and an almost indispensable actor in bad ones. He can go over the top so effortlessly he rests up and makes lemonade for everybody.

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->Cage ->''Cage is a good actor in good movies, and an almost indispensable actor in bad ones. He can go over the top so effortlessly he rests up and makes lemonade for everybody.''



->At one point, toward the end of this uneven, 2 1/2-hour romp in Japan, Cruise trembles with such grief, rage, injustice and despair, his eyes literally begin to cross and you sense that this is it. The man really is going to be the first actor ever to pass out onscreen from overacting.

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->At ->''At one point, toward the end of this uneven, 2 1/2-hour romp in Japan, Cruise trembles with such grief, rage, injustice and despair, his eyes literally begin to cross and you sense that this is it. The man really is going to be the first actor ever to pass out onscreen from overacting.''



->The dialog and hamminess of the script is amazing. Take for instance when Billie gets her first big music video with the evil/corrupt/faceless corporate recording label. The [[PrimaDonnaDirector smarmy director]] cuts into the video going (I shit you not) 'WE NEED MORE OF HER BREASTS!' and saying of her two lifelong friends/backup dancers 'Ugh, just get some strippers already!' We then get Mariah in a bikini surrounded by a cast of men in leotards in tribal Indian paint with the director screaming 'Yes, this is what I wanted! [[EvilIsBurningHot Like fire!!!]][='=]

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->The ->''The dialog and hamminess of the script is amazing. Take for instance when Billie gets her first big music video with the evil/corrupt/faceless corporate recording label. The [[PrimaDonnaDirector smarmy director]] cuts into the video going (I shit you not) 'WE "WE NEED MORE OF HER BREASTS!' BREASTS!" and saying of her two lifelong friends/backup dancers 'Ugh, "Ugh, just get some strippers already!' already!" We then get Mariah in a bikini surrounded by a cast of men in leotards in tribal Indian paint with the director screaming 'Yes, "Yes, this is what I wanted! [[EvilIsBurningHot Like fire!!!]][='=]fire!!!]]"



->[[Creator/FayeDunaway Dunaway]] does not chew scenery. Dunaway starts neatly at each corner of the set in every scene and swallows it whole, costars and all.

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->[[Creator/FayeDunaway ->''[[Creator/FayeDunaway Dunaway]] does not chew scenery. Dunaway starts neatly at each corner of the set in every scene and swallows it whole, costars and all.''



->You see, Darwin has his sights set on [[TakeOverTheWorld world domination]]. That is, of course, provided the world is still left after [[Creator/RichardEGrant Richard E. Grant's]] scenery chomping.

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->You ->''You see, Darwin has his sights set on [[TakeOverTheWorld world domination]]. That is, of course, provided the world is still left after [[Creator/RichardEGrant Richard E. Grant's]] scenery chomping.''



->And five words: Creator/TimCurry as the villain. Oh, my God, I'm surprised there’s any scenery left behind him, he’s chewed so much. He does all the typical over-the-top Tim Curry stuff we expect Tim Curry to do. He smiles, he looks slimy, he stretches out his vowels, he screams, he yells, he raises his eyebrows. Oh, my God! It’s Tim Curry as the villain, and that should give you an idea what kind of movie this is.

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->And ->''And five words: Creator/TimCurry as the villain. Oh, my God, I'm surprised there’s any scenery left behind him, he’s chewed so much. He does all the typical over-the-top Tim Curry stuff we expect Tim Curry to do. He smiles, he looks slimy, he stretches out his vowels, he screams, he yells, he raises his eyebrows. Oh, my God! It’s Tim Curry as the villain, and that should give you an idea what kind of movie this is.''



->Today is the end of the Republic! The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built -- upon which we stand -- will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet! ALL REMAINING SYSTEMS WILL ''BOW'' TO THE FIRST ORDER! AND WILL REMEMBER THIS... '''AS THE LAST DAY... OF THE REPUBLIC!!!'''

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->Today ->''Today is the end of the Republic! The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built -- upon which we stand -- will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet! ALL REMAINING SYSTEMS WILL ''BOW'' TO THE FIRST ORDER! AND WILL REMEMBER THIS... '''AS THE LAST DAY... OF THE REPUBLIC!!!'''REPUBLIC!!!'''''



->You flaming idiots! '''TAKE THIIIIIIIS!!!'''

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->You ->''You flaming idiots! '''TAKE THIIIIIIIS!!!'''THIIIIIIIS!!!'''''



->'''PEOPLE OF ETERNIA!''' I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to '''RECEIVE THE POWERS OF GREYSKULL!''' This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! '''YES!''' Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! Its energy flows... flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are '''NOTHING TO ME!''' The universe is '''POWER!''' Pure, unstoppable '''POWER! AND I AM THAT FORCE! I AM THAT POWER!''' '''''KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!''''' Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! '''MORE THAN LIFE!''' I... am... a... '''GOD!''' Now. You... will... '''''KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!'''''
-->--'''Skeletor''' during is villain speech in ''Film/MastersOfTheUniverse''

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->'''PEOPLE ->''PEOPLE OF ETERNIA!''' ETERNIA! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to '''RECEIVE THE POWERS OF GREYSKULL!''' This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! '''YES!''' Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! Its energy flows... flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are '''NOTHING TO ME!''' The universe is '''POWER!''' Pure, unstoppable '''POWER! AND I AM THAT FORCE! I AM THAT POWER!''' '''''KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!''''' Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! '''MORE THAN LIFE!''' I... am... a... '''GOD!''' Now. You... will... '''''KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!'''''
KNEEEEL!'''''''
-->--'''Skeletor''' during is his villain speech in ''Film/MastersOfTheUniverse''
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->'''PEOPLE OF ETERNIA!''' I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to '''RECIEVE THE POWERS OF GREYSKULL!''' This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! '''YES!''' Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! Its energy flows... flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are '''NOTHING TO ME!''' The universe is '''POWER!''' Pure, unstoppable '''POWER! AND I AM THAT FORCE! I AM THAT POWER!''' '''''KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!''''' Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! '''MORE THAN LIFE!''' I... am... a... '''GOD!''' Now. You... will... '''''KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!'''''

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->'''PEOPLE OF ETERNIA!''' I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to '''RECIEVE '''RECEIVE THE POWERS OF GREYSKULL!''' This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! '''YES!''' Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! Its energy flows... flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are '''NOTHING TO ME!''' The universe is '''POWER!''' Pure, unstoppable '''POWER! AND I AM THAT FORCE! I AM THAT POWER!''' '''''KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!''''' Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! '''MORE THAN LIFE!''' I... am... a... '''GOD!''' Now. You... will... '''''KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!'''''
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->'''PEOPLE OF ETERNIA!''' I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to '''RECIEVE THE POWERS OF GREYSKULL!''' This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! '''YES!''' Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! Its energy flows... flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are '''NOTHING TO ME!''' The universe is '''POWER!''' Pure, unstoppable '''POWER! AND I AM THAT FORCE! I AM THAT POWER!''' '''''KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!''''' Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! '''MORE THAN LIFE!''' I... am... a... '''GOD!''' Now. You... will... '''''KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!'''''
-->--'''Skeletor''' during is villain speech in ''Film/MastersOfTheUniverse''
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->(Raul Julia) was only doing [[Film/StreetFighter (Street Fighter)]] for his children, and he leapt into it with all the energy and glory of [[DyingMomentOfAwesome a man leaping on a grenade]] for the same reason. The sets were so cheap because they had to be replaced after he had eaten them in their entirety with every take. While the other actors were realizing that 'Third Tree in Nativity Play Once' hadn't quite prepared them for the camera, he was flicking off immortal villain lines like he'd found them clinging to his evil dressing gown.

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->(Raul Julia) ->(Creator/RaulJulia) was only doing [[Film/StreetFighter (Street Fighter)]] (''Film/StreetFighter'') for his children, and he leapt into it with all the energy and glory of [[DyingMomentOfAwesome a man leaping on a grenade]] for the same reason. The sets were so cheap because they had to be replaced after he had eaten them in their entirety with every take. While the other actors were realizing that 'Third Tree in Nativity Play Once' hadn't quite prepared them for the camera, he was flicking off immortal villain lines like he'd found them clinging to his evil dressing gown.



->Dunaway does not chew scenery. Dunaway starts neatly at each corner of the set in every scene and swallows it whole, costars and all.
-->-- ''Variety'' reviewing ''Literature/MommieDearest''

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->Dunaway ->[[Creator/FayeDunaway Dunaway]] does not chew scenery. Dunaway starts neatly at each corner of the set in every scene and swallows it whole, costars and all.
-->-- ''Variety'' reviewing ''Literature/MommieDearest''
''Film/MommieDearest''



->And five words: Tim Curry as the villain. Oh, my God, I’m surprised there’s any scenery left behind him, he’s chewed so much. He does all the typical over-the-top Tim Curry stuff we expect Tim Curry to do. He smiles, he looks slimy, he stretches out his vowels, he screams, he yells, he raises his eyebrows. Oh, my God! It’s Tim Curry as the villain, and that should give you an idea what kind of movie this is.
-->--'''Creator/DougWalker''', Disneycember: ''The Three Musketeers''

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->And five words: Tim Curry Creator/TimCurry as the villain. Oh, my God, I’m I'm surprised there’s any scenery left behind him, he’s chewed so much. He does all the typical over-the-top Tim Curry stuff we expect Tim Curry to do. He smiles, he looks slimy, he stretches out his vowels, he screams, he yells, he raises his eyebrows. Oh, my God! It’s Tim Curry as the villain, and that should give you an idea what kind of movie this is.
-->--'''Creator/DougWalker''', Disneycember: ''The Three Musketeers''
''Film/TheThreeMusketeers1993''

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-->--[[''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors
'' '''Zhang Bao''']] before unleashing the falling boulders.

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-->--[[''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors
'' '''Zhang Bao''']]
-->--'''Zhang Bao''' before unleashing the falling boulders.
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->You flaming idiots! '''TAKE THIIIIIIIS!!! '''
-->-- [[''VideoGames/DynastyWarriors

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->You flaming idiots! '''TAKE THIIIIIIIS!!! '''
-->-- [[''VideoGames/DynastyWarriors
THIIIIIIIS!!!'''
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-->-- '''Zhang Bao''' about to unleash the falling boulders in ''VideoGames/DynastyWarriors''.

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-->-- [[''VideoGames/DynastyWarriors
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'''Zhang Bao''' about to unleash Bao''']] before unleashing the falling boulders in ''VideoGames/DynastyWarriors''.
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->You flaming idiots! '''TAKE THIIIIIIIS!!! '''
-->-- '''Zhang Bao''' about to unleash the falling boulders in ''VideoGames/DynastyWarriors''.
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->Cast the most reserved and sober actress as a vampire and within five seconds she will be crawling around the stage in a low cut white nightdress, hissing like a burst water main and staring at you with eyes so big you'd think she was a cat who'd just heard you open a can of tuna. Ladies love playing vampires. You can take that to the bank.

->Which is why I feel the performances of Melissa Stribling as Mina, Carol Marsh as Lucy and Valerie Gaunt as an unnamed bride have to be assessed in two discrete phases, before they become vampires and after. Before they are turned none of the actresses are particularly raising the bar for the artform. But once they get turned, all bets are off. You can almost see them thinking "My last role was a worried girlfriend, my next role will be a worried wife, but TODAY, TODAY I AM PLAYING THE DEVIL'S OWN BOOTY CALL AND I SWEAR THAT WHEN THIS IS OVER THEY WILL HAVE TO PUMP THE SCENERY OUT OF MY STOMACH HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."
-->'''Blog/UnshavedMouse''', on the women hamming it up in ''Film/HorrorOfDracula''
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-->-- ''Variety'' reviewing ''Film/MommieDearest''

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-->-- ''Variety'' reviewing ''Film/MommieDearest''
''Literature/MommieDearest''
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'''Vegeta:''' It's over nine THOOOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!! ''(crushes said scouter)''

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'''Vegeta:''' It's over nine THOOOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!! NINE '''THOOOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!''' ''(crushes said scouter)''
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-> '''Nappa:''' Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level? \\
'''Vegeta:''' It's over nine THOOOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!! ''(crushes said scouter)''
-->--''Manga/DragonBallZ'', Ocean Productions English dub
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->Today is the end of the Republic! The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built -- upon which we stand -- will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet! ALL REMAINING SYSTEMS WILL ''BOW'' TO THE FIRST ORDER! AND WILL REMEMBER THIS... '''AS THE LAST DAY... OF THE REPUBLIC!!!'''
-->--'''General Armitage Hux''', ''Film/TheForceAwakens''
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-->--'''DougWalker''', Disneycember: ''The Three Musketeers''

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-->--'''DougWalker''', -->--'''Creator/DougWalker''', Disneycember: ''The Three Musketeers''
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->And five words: Tim Curry as the villain. Oh, my God, I’m surprised there’s any scenery left behind him, he’s chewed so much. He does all the typical over-the-top Tim Curry stuff we expect Tim Curry to do. He smiles, he looks slimy, he stretches out his vowels, he screams, he yells, he raises his eyebrows. Oh, my God! It’s Tim Curry as the villain, and that should give you an idea what kind of movie this is.
-->--'''DougWalker''', Disneycember: ''The Three Musketeers''
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-->-- ''SamuraiPizzaCats''

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-->-- ''SamuraiPizzaCats''
''Anime/SamuraiPizzaCats''
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->You see, Darwin has his sights set on [[TakeOverTheWorld world domination]]. That is, of course, provided the world is still left after [[Creator/RichardEGrant Richard E. Grant's]] scenery chomping.
-->--'''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown''' on ''Film/HudsonHawk''
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->'''Gilgamesh:''' You knew me at school, and perhaps don't take me very ''seriously''. That would be a ''mistake''. You ''must'' understand this. When I come to her, she will be safe, unharmed and ''free''. Because I '''will''' come to her, and if she is '''not''', I will DESTROY "Her Undying Majesty", melt what is left of [[UsefulNotes/{{Britain}} your miserable island]] to '''SLAG''', '''''AND BOIL THE SEAS AROUND YOU FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEARS!''''' Do you '''''understand?'''''

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->'''Gilgamesh:''' You knew me at school, and perhaps don't take me very ''seriously''. That would be a ''mistake''. You ''must'' understand this. When I come to her, she will be safe, unharmed and ''free''. Because I '''will''' come to her, and if she is '''not''', I will DESTROY "Her Undying Majesty", melt '''melt''' what is left of [[UsefulNotes/{{Britain}} your miserable island]] to '''SLAG''', '''''AND BOIL THE SEAS AROUND YOU FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEARS!''''' Do you '''''understand?'''''
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->'''Agatha, who has just had her locket stolen:''' You ''swine''! I... I'll ''report'' this! Dr. Beetle's ''clanks'' will come after you! They'll ''find'' you and put you in a ''jar'' in University Square to ROT! And I'll come EVERY SINGLE DAY while you '''bake in the sun''' and '''starve''' and '''claw at the glass''' and '''scream''' as you '''DIE SLOWLY LIKE THE MISERABLE RATS YOU ARE!'''

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->'''Agatha, who has just had her locket stolen:''' You ''swine''! I... I'll ''report'' this! Dr. Beetle's ''clanks'' will come after you! They'll ''find'' you and put you in a ''jar'' in University Square to ROT! And I'll come EVERY SINGLE DAY while you '''bake in the sun''' BAKE IN THE SUN and '''starve''' STARVE and '''claw at the glass''' CLAW AT THE GLASS and '''scream''' SCREAM as you '''DIE SLOWLY LIKE THE MISERABLE RATS YOU ARE!'''
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->'''Agatha, who has just had her locket stolen:''' You ''swine''! I... I'll ''report'' this! Dr. Beetle's ''clanks'' will come after you! They'll ''find'' you and put you in a ''jar'' in University Square to ROT! And I'll come EVERY SINGLE DAY while you '''bake in the sun''' and '''starve''' and '''claw at the glass''' and '''scream''' as you '''DIE SLOWLY LIKE THE MISERABLE RATS YOU ARE!'''

->'''Gilgamesh:''' You knew me at school, and perhaps don't take me very ''seriously''. That would be a ''mistake''. You ''must'' understand this. When I come to her, she will be safe, unharmed and ''free''. Because I '''will''' come to her, and if she is '''not''', I will DESTROY "Her Undying Majesty", melt what is left of [[UsefulNotes/{{Britain}} your miserable island]] to '''SLAG''', '''''AND BOIL THE SEAS AROUND YOU FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEARS!''''' Do you '''''understand?'''''
->'''Wooster:''' You... you couldn't!
->'''Gilgamesh:''' Couldn't?! COULDN'T?! I am ''GILGAMESH WOLFENBACH'', little man, AND THERE IS '''''NOTHING''''' I COULDN'T DO, HAD I CAUSE!
-->--Extracts from ''WebComic/GirlGenius''
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->''"[[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair]] bursts into [[Wrestling/EricBischoff Bichoff’s]] office, and he’s STILL REALLY REALLY MAD.\\\
This is important to know, because when he has a heart attack later on in the night and people wonder why it was that it happened, you can confidently tell them that it’s because Ric Flair spends this whole show yelling, and turning red like a cartoon character after eating some kind of insanely hot pepper...Flair then forgets which direction the door is in, before leaving in a huff."''
-->--'''''[[http://cewshreviews.blogspot.com/2010/03/monday-night-wars-take-two-rehappening.html Cewsh Reviews]]''''' on ''{{Wrestling/TNA}} Against All Odds 2010''
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->'''Swoosie Kurtz:''' Your Honor, I object!
->'''Creator/JimCarrey:''' You would!
->'''Swoosie Kurtz:''' Over-actor!

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->'''Swoosie Kurtz:''' Your Honor, I object!
->'''Creator/JimCarrey:'''
object!\\
'''Creator/JimCarrey:'''
You would!
->'''Swoosie
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'''Swoosie
Kurtz:''' Over-actor!



->'''Big Cheese:''' Do I chew the scenery?
->'''Jerry Atrick:''' You even swallow it!

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->'''Big Cheese:''' Do I chew the scenery?
->'''Jerry
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'''Jerry
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->''"[[NotNowKiddo Shhshsh, not now son.]] I'm making''' *DramaticPause* ''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome TOAST!]]"''

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->''"[[NotNowKiddo ->[[NotNowKiddo Shhshsh, not now son.]] I'm making''' *DramaticPause* ''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome TOAST!]]"''TOAST!]]



->''You told me... to play... BASKETBALL!!''

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->''You ->You told me... to play... BASKETBALL!!'''''''BASKETBALL!'''''



->''"Boy, those Canadians can really write."''

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->''"Boy, ->Boy, those Canadians can really write."''



->''"Poor Creator/PeterDavison; he really was lumbered with some pretty dire companions during his run, wasn’t he? ...''[='=]Good, then I can catch a train![='=]'' enthuses Tegan with such unnatural stress it sounds as though she is waiting for an applause for making [[CaptainObvious the most mundane of observations]]. ''[='=]Maths![='=]'' spits Tegan as though Adric has suggested [[FauxHorrific taking her up the ass]] (seriously, go and watch it again!). ''[='=]Look, a door![='=]'' she exclaims as though she is witnessing a miracle...do they not have them in Australia? There is a hilariously awful moment when Tegan discovers her body will be disposed of ([[TakeThatScrappy hooray!]]) and she starts stamping her feet and screaming ''[='=]No! No! No! No! No![='=]'' like a kid that has been told that if she doesn't clean her room she'll be grounded for a week."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-nineteen.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E2FourToDoomsday}} "Four to Doomsday"]]

->''"Cage is a good actor in good movies, and an almost indispensable actor in bad ones. He can go over the top so effortlessly he rests up and makes lemonade for everybody."''

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->''"Poor ->Poor Creator/PeterDavison; he really was lumbered with some pretty dire companions during his run, wasn’t he? ...''[='=]Good, then I can catch a train![='=]'' enthuses Tegan with such unnatural stress it sounds as though she is waiting for an applause for making [[CaptainObvious the most mundane of observations]]. ''[='=]Maths![='=]'' spits Tegan as though Adric has suggested [[FauxHorrific taking her up the ass]] (seriously, go and watch it again!). ''[='=]Look, a door![='=]'' she exclaims as though she is witnessing a miracle...do they not have them in Australia? There is a hilariously awful moment when Tegan discovers her body will be disposed of ([[TakeThatScrappy hooray!]]) and she starts stamping her feet and screaming ''[='=]No! No! No! No! No![='=]'' like a kid that has been told that if she doesn't clean her room she'll be grounded for a week."''
week.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/season-nineteen.html Doc Oho]]''' Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E2FourToDoomsday}} "Four to Doomsday"]]

->''"Cage ->Cage is a good actor in good movies, and an almost indispensable actor in bad ones. He can go over the top so effortlessly he rests up and makes lemonade for everybody."''



->''"At one point, toward the end of this uneven, 2 1/2-hour romp in Japan, Cruise trembles with such grief, rage, injustice and despair, his eyes literally begin to cross and you sense that this is it. The man really is going to be the first actor ever to pass out onscreen from overacting."''

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->''"At ->At one point, toward the end of this uneven, 2 1/2-hour romp in Japan, Cruise trembles with such grief, rage, injustice and despair, his eyes literally begin to cross and you sense that this is it. The man really is going to be the first actor ever to pass out onscreen from overacting."''



->''"The dialog and hamminess of the script is amazing. Take for instance when Billie gets her first big music video with the evil/corrupt/faceless corporate recording label. The [[PrimaDonnaDirector smarmy director]] cuts into the video going (I shit you not) 'WE NEED MORE OF HER BREASTS!' and saying of her two lifelong friends/backup dancers 'Ugh, just get some strippers already!' We then get Mariah in a bikini surrounded by a cast of men in leotards in tribal Indian paint with the director screaming 'Yes, this is what I wanted! [[EvilIsBurningHot Like fire!!!]][='=]''

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->''"The ->The dialog and hamminess of the script is amazing. Take for instance when Billie gets her first big music video with the evil/corrupt/faceless corporate recording label. The [[PrimaDonnaDirector smarmy director]] cuts into the video going (I shit you not) 'WE NEED MORE OF HER BREASTS!' and saying of her two lifelong friends/backup dancers 'Ugh, just get some strippers already!' We then get Mariah in a bikini surrounded by a cast of men in leotards in tribal Indian paint with the director screaming 'Yes, this is what I wanted! [[EvilIsBurningHot Like fire!!!]][='=]''fire!!!]][='=]



->''"(Raul Julia) was only doing [[Film/StreetFighter (Street Fighter)]] for his children, and he leapt into it with all the energy and glory of [[DyingMomentOfAwesome a man leaping on a grenade]] for the same reason. The sets were so cheap because they had to be replaced after he had eaten them in their entirety with every take. While the other actors were realizing that 'Third Tree in Nativity Play Once' hadn't quite prepared them for the camera, he was flicking off immortal villain lines like he'd found them clinging to his evil dressing gown."''

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->''"(Raul ->(Raul Julia) was only doing [[Film/StreetFighter (Street Fighter)]] for his children, and he leapt into it with all the energy and glory of [[DyingMomentOfAwesome a man leaping on a grenade]] for the same reason. The sets were so cheap because they had to be replaced after he had eaten them in their entirety with every take. While the other actors were realizing that 'Third Tree in Nativity Play Once' hadn't quite prepared them for the camera, he was flicking off immortal villain lines like he'd found them clinging to his evil dressing gown."''



->''"Dunaway does not chew scenery. Dunaway starts neatly at each corner of the set in every scene and swallows it whole, costars and all."''

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->''"Dunaway ->Dunaway does not chew scenery. Dunaway starts neatly at each corner of the set in every scene and swallows it whole, costars and all."''
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->''"Poor Creator/PeterDavison; he really was lumbered with some pretty dire companions during his run, wasn’t he? ...''[='=]Good, then I can catch a train![='=]'' enthuses Tegan with such unnatural stress it sounds as though she is waiting for an applause for making [[CaptainObvious the most mundane of observations]]. ''[='=]Maths![='=]'' spits Tegan as though Adric has suggested taking her up the ass (seriously, go and watch it again!). ''[='=]Look, a door![='=]'' she exclaims as though she is witnessing a miracle...do they not have them in Australia? There is a hilariously awful moment when Tegan discovers her body will be disposed of ([[TakeThatScrappy hooray!]]) and she starts stamping her feet and screaming ''[='=]No! No! No! No! No![='=]'' like a kid that has been told that if she doesn't clean her room she'll be grounded for a week."''

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->''"Poor Creator/PeterDavison; he really was lumbered with some pretty dire companions during his run, wasn’t he? ...''[='=]Good, then I can catch a train![='=]'' enthuses Tegan with such unnatural stress it sounds as though she is waiting for an applause for making [[CaptainObvious the most mundane of observations]]. ''[='=]Maths![='=]'' spits Tegan as though Adric has suggested [[FauxHorrific taking her up the ass ass]] (seriously, go and watch it again!). ''[='=]Look, a door![='=]'' she exclaims as though she is witnessing a miracle...do they not have them in Australia? There is a hilariously awful moment when Tegan discovers her body will be disposed of ([[TakeThatScrappy hooray!]]) and she starts stamping her feet and screaming ''[='=]No! No! No! No! No![='=]'' like a kid that has been told that if she doesn't clean her room she'll be grounded for a week."''
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->''"Cage is a good actor in good movies, and an almost indispensable actor in bad ones. He can go over the top so effortlessly he rests up and makes lemonade for everybody."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', on Creator/NicolasCage in ''Film/DriveAngry''

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