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'''Calvin's Mom:''' We're home! Is everything OK?
->'''Rosalyn:''' Fine. Calvin did his homework, then we played a game, and Calvin went to bed.\\

to:

'''Calvin's ->'''Calvin's Mom:''' We're home! Is everything OK?
->'''Rosalyn:'''
OK?\\
'''Rosalyn:'''
Fine. Calvin did his homework, then we played a game, and Calvin went to bed.\\

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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

'''Calvin's Mom:''' We're home! Is everything OK?
->'''Rosalyn:''' Fine. Calvin did his homework, then we played a game, and Calvin went to bed.\\
'''Calvin's Dad:''' It's awfully late for jokes, Rosalyn.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

[[/folder]]



->"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
-->-- '''Hannibal Buress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow''



->"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
-->-- '''Hannibal Buress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow''


to:

->"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
-->-- '''Hannibal Buress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow''



[[folder:Real Life]]

->On this show, the more kookier the alibi, the more I would be inclined to believe them.
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/the-x-files-season-four_17.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Synchrony"

->To describe the way things really are is to be a shit and we know what happens to shits: [[KilledToUpholdTheMasquerade they are flushed away]].
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII and you will have war.]]
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill''', after the [[UsefulNotes/NevilleChamberlain Munich Agreement.]]

->It is easy to keep secrets by being honest in an ironic tone of voice.
-->-- '''Andrew Solomon''', ''The Noonday Demon''

->Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune.
-->--'''Noam Chomsky'''

->In a trial, the convincing testimony of a single witness can trump mountains of scientific evidence, even though it’s been shown time and time again how fallible memory is, something that [[TheMunchausen we’ve just been reminded of yet again by Brian Williams]]...It’s a feature, not a bug, in human thought, and it’s how we skeptics, no matter how hard we try to avoid it, are often viewed by “regular people.”
-->--'''[[http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2015/02/05/how-they-view-us-gordie-howe-edition/ Dr. David Gorski]]'''

->You don't know what you have done. [[YouHaveToBelieveMe You don't know him like me]], who had him under my orders. If you give Spain to him now, he will think it is his and will not let anyone take his place, not in the war nor after it, until his death.
-->--'''General Miguel Cabanellas''' on the election of UsefulNotes/FranciscoFranco as new leader of the military rebellion, 1936

-> However [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo this war]] may end, we have won [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust the war against you]]; no one will be left to bear witness. But even if some were to survive, the world would not believe them. There will perhaps be suspicions, discussions, research by historians, but there will be no certainties, because we will destroy the evidence together with you. And even if some proof should remain and some of you survive, people will say the events you describe are too monstrous to be believed: they will say that they are the exaggerations of Allied propaganda and will believe us--who will deny everything--and not you. We will be the ones to dictate the history of the Lagers.
-->-- '''SS officer''', quoted in ''The Drowned and the Saved'' by [[IfThisIsAMan Primo Levi]]

->'''Bill Maher:''' Ann, which republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election?\\
'''Ann Coulter:''' Of the declared ones, right now [2015], UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump.\\
(''Cue mass laugh.'')

->"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
-->-- '''Hannibal Buress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow''


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[[folder:Real Life]]

->On this show,
[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''Bucky:''' How can
the more kookier Germans be so far ahead of us, cap? Even if Oppenheimer gets a result in Los Alamos next month, we're never gonna be able to match this. Where did they lay their hands on the alibi, the more I would be inclined to Flash Gordon tech?\\
'''Captain America:''' You wouldn't
believe them.
me if I told you, chum. Let's just say that there are more sides fighting in this war than anyone will ever know.
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/the-x-files-season-four_17.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Synchrony"

->To describe the way things really are is to be a shit and we know what happens to shits: [[KilledToUpholdTheMasquerade they are flushed away]].
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII and you will have war.]]
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill''', after the [[UsefulNotes/NevilleChamberlain Munich Agreement.]]

->It is easy to keep secrets by being honest in an ironic tone of voice.
-->-- '''Andrew Solomon''', ''The Noonday Demon''

->Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune.
-->--'''Noam Chomsky'''

->In a trial, the convincing testimony of a single witness can trump mountains of scientific evidence, even though it’s been shown time and time again how fallible memory is, something that [[TheMunchausen we’ve just been reminded of yet again by Brian Williams]]...It’s a feature, not a bug, in human thought, and it’s how we skeptics, no matter how hard we try to avoid it, are often viewed by “regular people.”
-->--'''[[http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2015/02/05/how-they-view-us-gordie-howe-edition/ Dr. David Gorski]]'''

->You don't know what you have done. [[YouHaveToBelieveMe You don't know him like me]], who had him under my orders. If you give Spain to him now, he will think it is his and will not let anyone take his place, not in the war nor after it, until his death.
-->--'''General Miguel Cabanellas''' on the election of UsefulNotes/FranciscoFranco as new leader of the military rebellion, 1936

-> However [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo this war]] may end, we have won [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust the war against you]]; no one will be left to bear witness. But even if some were to survive, the world would not believe them. There will perhaps be suspicions, discussions, research by historians, but there will be no certainties, because we will destroy the evidence together with you. And even if some proof should remain and some of you survive, people will say the events you describe are too monstrous to be believed: they will say that they are the exaggerations of Allied propaganda and will believe us--who will deny everything--and not you. We will be the ones to dictate the history of the Lagers.
-->-- '''SS officer''', quoted in ''The Drowned and the Saved'' by [[IfThisIsAMan Primo Levi]]

->'''Bill Maher:''' Ann, which republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election?\\
'''Ann Coulter:''' Of the declared ones, right now [2015], UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump.\\
(''Cue mass laugh.'')

->"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
-->-- '''Hannibal Buress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow''

''ComicBook/TheUltimates''



[[folder:Fiction]]

->''You just can't believe me\\
When I show you what you cannot see''
-->--'''Music/NewOrder,''' "Confusion"

->Без умолку безумная девица\\
Кричала: "Ясно вижу Трою павшей в прах!"\\
Но ясновидцев - впрочем, как и очевидцев -\\
Во все века сжигали люди на кострах.\\
Nonstop the mad maiden screamed:\\
"I clearly see Troy's fallen ashes!"\\
But seers - just like witnesses -\\
Were always burned at the stake.
-->--Vladimir Vysotskiy, "Song of the Seer Cassandra"

->I wish I'd paid attention to that crazy drunken man\\
He tried to warn me all about old Marsh's Deep One clan
-->--[[Creator/HPLovecraft Dagon Tabernacle Choir]], ''[[AntiChristmasSong It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fishmen]]''.

->I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just finished lying. '''But not when I'm telling the truth!'''
-->--'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Hungry, Hungry Homer"

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[[folder:Fiction]]

->''You just can't
[[folder:Fan Works]]

->''"Jordan, half the board already wants to put me into a fucking straitjacket. How the hell do you explain this without the other half agreeing?\\
Tried to tell [Alan], but his exact words were, 'Flynn, you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, with a wife and a child. Quit smoking that shit.' The only way he'll
believe me\\
When
this is if I show knock him out and drag him in here."''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Tron}} Kevin Flynn]]''', ''Fanfic/ThroughADiamondSky''

->'''Ironwood:''' What are your goals here, [[HumanoidAbomination creature]]? What is it
you what hope to achieve?\\
'''"Hentacle":''' [[TheParagon Would
you cannot see''
-->--'''Music/NewOrder,''' "Confusion"

->Без умолку безумная девица\\
Кричала: "Ясно вижу Трою павшей в прах!"\\
Но ясновидцев - впрочем, как и очевидцев -\\
Во все века сжигали люди на кострах.
believe me if I said world peace]]?\\
'''Ironwood:''' No.
\\
Nonstop '''"Hentacle":''' No one ever does. What's the mad maiden screamed:\\
"I clearly see Troy's fallen ashes!"\\
But seers
point of even asking if you're not going to believe anything I say?
-->-- ''Fanfic/WhiteSheepRWBY'', chapter 41

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films
- just like witnesses -\\
Were always burned at
Animated]]

->''"They're making this too easy! ''[cackles]'' Y'know, in all
the stake.
-->--Vladimir Vysotskiy, "Song of
bodies I've been in, no one has ever gotten wise to me. And now, for the Seer Cassandra"

->I wish I'd paid attention
first time, an immunity cell has figured out ''everything''...and they ''don't believe him.'' Can you taste the irony in that?"''
-->-- '''Thrax''', ''Film/OsmosisJones''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films - Live Action]]

->''"No one's going
to that crazy drunken man\\
He tried to warn me all about old Marsh's Deep One clan
-->--[[Creator/HPLovecraft Dagon Tabernacle Choir]], ''[[AntiChristmasSong It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fishmen]]''.

->I don't mind being called a liar when
believe me, [[JustAKid cause I'm lying, or about a kid,]] and [[NotNowKiddo they never listen to lie, or just finished lying. '''But not when I'm telling the truth!'''
-->--'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Hungry, Hungry Homer"
kid!]]"''
-->-- '''Mike''', ''Film/EightLeggedFreaks''



->No one's going to believe me, [[JustAKid cause I'm a kid,]] and [[NotNowKiddo they never listen to the kid!]]
-->-- '''Mike''', ''Film/EightLeggedFreaks''

->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life, and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.\\
'''Clark Kent:''' Well, Lois... The truth is, I'm actually Superman in disguise and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen, and then squeeze you out of the byline.\\
'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent.\\
'''Clark Kent:''' You asked.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Main Man, pt. 1"

->I tried... I ''tried'' to tell them... But they wouldn't listen to me... Damn them! ''Damn their eyes!'' They didn't believe me. Strange creatures... The world in peril from unseen foes... The death... ''The darkness!'' Instead, they jeered and threw me into this ''forsaken'' place, a place of empty souls and fevered thoughts, ''reeking'' of foetor and decay, thinking me mad with delirium! The fools cast away their hopes of salvation, by locking me in this ''damned asylum!''
->MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! I AM NOW LOST TO YOUR CAUSE! THE DARKNESS COMES! ''IT WILL DAMN US ALL!''
-->-- '''Maximilian Roivas''', ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness''

->''"I foretold you so!"''
-->-- '''The Echidna''', ''WesternAnimation/LegendOfTheGuardiansTheOwlsOfGaHoole''

->Chef? Have you ever had something happen to you, but nobody believed you?
-->--'''Kyle Broflovski''', "Cartman Gets a Probe", ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->Jordan, half the board already wants to put me into a fucking straitjacket. How the hell do you explain this without the other half agreeing?\\
Tried to tell [Alan], but his exact words were, 'Flynn, you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, with a wife and a child. Quit smoking that shit.' The only way he'll believe this is if I knock him out and drag him in here.
-->'''[[Franchise/{{Tron}} Kevin Flynn]]''', ''Fanfic/ThroughADiamondSky''

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->No one's going [[/folder]]

[[folder:Live Action TV]]

->'''Holt:''' Do you want
to believe me, [[JustAKid cause I'm a kid,]] and [[NotNowKiddo they never listen to the kid!]]
-->-- '''Mike''', ''Film/EightLeggedFreaks''

->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life, and I can't figure out
know how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.I ''actually'' hurt my wrist?\\
'''Jake:''' Yes.
\\
'''Clark Kent:''' Well, Lois... The truth is, I'm actually Superman in disguise '''Holt:''' I was hula-hooping. Kevin and I only pretend to be attend a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen, class for fitness and then squeeze you out of the byline.for fun.\\
'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent.'''Jake:''' ''[overjoyed]'' Oh my God!\\
'''Holt:''' I've mastered all the moves. ''[produces his phone and shows pictures of himself hula-hooping to Jake]'' The Pizza Toss... the Tornado... the Scorpion, the ''Oopsie-Doodle''...
\\
'''Clark Kent:''' '''Jake:''' ''[grinning from ear-to-ear]'' Why are you telling me this?\\
'''Holt:''' Because no one... [[InvokedTrope will ever believe you]].\\
''[Holt clicks "delete photos."]''\\
'''Jake:''' No... NO!\\
''[Holt deletes them and smirks evilly at a genuinely horrified Jake.]''\\
'''Jake:'''
You asked.
sick son of a bitch!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Main Man, pt. 1"

->I tried... I ''tried''
''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->'''West:''' Your mother should have taught you
to tell them... But the truth!\\
'''Dorothy:''' I'm not lying! I don't know her!\\
'''West:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Your own mother? Even dogs know the bitch from whence
they wouldn't listen to me... Damn them! ''Damn their eyes!'' They didn't believe me. Strange creatures... The world in peril from unseen foes... The death... ''The darkness!'' Instead, they jeered and threw me into this ''forsaken'' place, a place of empty souls and fevered thoughts, ''reeking'' of foetor and decay, thinking me mad with delirium! The fools cast away their hopes of salvation, by locking me in this ''damned asylum!''
->MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! I AM NOW LOST TO YOUR CAUSE! THE DARKNESS COMES! ''IT WILL DAMN US ALL!''
came.
-->-- '''Maximilian Roivas''', ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness''

->''"I foretold you so!"''
-->-- '''The Echidna''', ''WesternAnimation/LegendOfTheGuardiansTheOwlsOfGaHoole''

->Chef? Have you ever had something happen to you, but nobody believed you?
-->--'''Kyle Broflovski''', "Cartman Gets a Probe", ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->Jordan, half the board already wants to put me into a fucking straitjacket. How the hell do you explain this without the other half agreeing?\\
Tried to tell [Alan], but his exact words were, 'Flynn, you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, with a wife and a child. Quit smoking that shit.' The only way he'll believe this is if I knock him out and drag him in here.
-->'''[[Franchise/{{Tron}} Kevin Flynn]]''', ''Fanfic/ThroughADiamondSky''
''Series/EmeraldCity''



-->--''Series/PushingDaisies''

->"Every time I see something cool, you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy."
-->--'''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''West:''' "Your mother should have taught you to tell the truth!"
->'''Dorothy:''' "I'm not lying! I don't know her!
->'''West:''' *{{beat}}* Your own mother? Even dogs know the bitch from whence they came.
-->--''Series/EmeraldCity''

->They're making this too easy! ''[cackles]'' Y'know, in all the bodies I've been in, no one has ever gotten wise to me. And now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out ''everything''...and they ''don't believe him.'' Can you taste the irony in that?
-->--'''Thrax''', ''Film/OsmosisJones''

->'''Bucky:''' How can the Germans be so far ahead of us, cap? Even if Oppenheimer gets a result in Los Alamos next month, we're never gonna be able to match this. Where did they lay their hands on the Flash Gordon tech?
->'''Captain America:''' You wouldn't believe me if I told you, chum. Let's just say that there are more sides fighting in this war than anyone will ever know.
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''

->'''Holt:''' Do you want to know how I ''actually'' hurt my wrist?\\
'''Jake:''' Yes.\\
'''Holt:''' I was hula-hooping. Kevin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.\\
'''Jake:''' ''[overjoyed]'' Oh my God!\\
'''Holt:''' I've mastered all the moves. ''[produces his phone and shows pictures of himself hula-hooping to Jake]'' The Pizza Toss... the Tornado... the Scorpion, the ''Oopsie-Doodle''...\\
'''Jake:''' ''[grinning from ear-to-ear]'' Why are you telling me this?\\
'''Holt:''' Because no one... [[InvokedTrope will ever believe you]].\\
''[Holt clicks "delete photos."]''\\
'''Jake:''' No... NO!\\
''[Holt deletes them and smirks evilly at a genuinely horrified Jake.]''\\
'''Jake:''' You sick son of a bitch!
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->'''Ironwood:''' What are your goals here, [[HumanoidAbomination creature]]? What is it you hope to achieve?\\
'''"Hentacle":''' [[TheParagon Would you believe me if I said world peace]]?\\
'''Ironwood:''' No.\\
'''"Hentacle":''' No one ever does. What's the point of even asking if you're not going to believe anything I say?
-->-- ''Fanfic/WhiteSheepRWBY'', chapter 41

to:

-->--''Series/PushingDaisies''

->"Every time I see something cool, you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy."
-->--'''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''West:''' "Your mother should have taught you to tell the truth!"
->'''Dorothy:''' "I'm not lying! I don't know her!
->'''West:''' *{{beat}}* Your own mother? Even dogs know the bitch from whence they came.
-->--''Series/EmeraldCity''

->They're making this too easy! ''[cackles]'' Y'know, in all the bodies I've been in, no one has ever gotten wise to me. And now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out ''everything''...and they ''don't believe him.'' Can you taste the irony in that?
-->--'''Thrax''', ''Film/OsmosisJones''

->'''Bucky:''' How can the Germans be so far ahead of us, cap? Even if Oppenheimer gets a result in Los Alamos next month, we're never gonna be able to match this. Where did they lay their hands on the Flash Gordon tech?
->'''Captain America:''' You wouldn't believe me if I told you, chum. Let's just say that there are more sides fighting in this war than anyone will ever know.
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''

->'''Holt:''' Do you want to know how I ''actually'' hurt my wrist?\\
'''Jake:''' Yes.\\
'''Holt:''' I was hula-hooping. Kevin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.\\
'''Jake:''' ''[overjoyed]'' Oh my God!\\
'''Holt:''' I've mastered all the moves. ''[produces his phone and shows pictures of himself hula-hooping to Jake]'' The Pizza Toss... the Tornado... the Scorpion, the ''Oopsie-Doodle''...\\
'''Jake:''' ''[grinning from ear-to-ear]'' Why are you telling me this?\\
'''Holt:''' Because no one... [[InvokedTrope will ever believe you]].\\
''[Holt clicks "delete photos."]''\\
'''Jake:''' No... NO!\\
''[Holt deletes them and smirks evilly at a genuinely horrified Jake.]''\\
'''Jake:''' You sick son of a bitch!
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->'''Ironwood:''' What are your goals here, [[HumanoidAbomination creature]]? What is it you hope to achieve?\\
'''"Hentacle":''' [[TheParagon Would you believe me if I said world peace]]?\\
'''Ironwood:''' No.\\
'''"Hentacle":''' No one ever does. What's the point of even asking if you're not going to believe anything I say?
-->-- ''Fanfic/WhiteSheepRWBY'', chapter 41
''Series/PushingDaisies''


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[[folder:Music]]

->''You just can't believe me\\
When I show you what you cannot see''
-->-- '''Music/NewOrder,''' "Confusion"

->Без умолку безумная девица\\
Кричала: "Ясно вижу Трою павшей в прах!"\\
Но ясновидцев - впрочем, как и очевидцев -\\
Во все века сжигали люди на кострах.\\
Nonstop the mad maiden screamed:\\
"I clearly see Troy's fallen ashes!"\\
But seers - just like witnesses -\\
Were always burned at the stake.
-->- -Vladimir Vysotskiy, "Song of the Seer Cassandra"

->I wish I'd paid attention to that crazy drunken man\\
He tried to warn me all about old Marsh's Deep One clan
-->-- [[Creator/HPLovecraft Dagon Tabernacle Choir]], ''[[AntiChristmasSong It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fishmen]]''.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->I tried... I ''tried'' to tell them... But they wouldn't listen to me... Damn them! ''Damn their eyes!'' They didn't believe me. Strange creatures... The world in peril from unseen foes... The death... ''The darkness!'' Instead, they jeered and threw me into this ''forsaken'' place, a place of empty souls and fevered thoughts, ''reeking'' of foetor and decay, thinking me mad with delirium! The fools cast away their hopes of salvation, by locking me in this ''damned asylum!''
->MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! I AM NOW LOST TO YOUR CAUSE! THE DARKNESS COMES! ''IT WILL DAMN US ALL!''
-->-- '''Maximilian Roivas''', ''VideoGame/EternalDarkness''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''"Every time I see something cool, you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy."''
-->-- '''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"I foretold you so!"''
-->-- '''The Echidna''', ''WesternAnimation/LegendOfTheGuardiansTheOwlsOfGaHoole''

->''"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just finished lying. '''But not when I'm telling the truth!'''"''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Hungry, Hungry Homer"

->''"Chef? Have you ever had something happen to you, but nobody believed you?"''
-->-- '''Kyle Broflovski''', "Cartman Gets a Probe", ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''Lois Lane:''' I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life, and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.\\
'''Clark Kent:''' Well, Lois... The truth is, I'm actually Superman in disguise and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen, and then squeeze you out of the byline.\\
'''Lois Lane:''' You're a sick man, Kent.\\
'''Clark Kent:''' You asked.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', "The Main Man, pt. 1"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]

->On this show, the more kookier the alibi, the more I would be inclined to believe them.
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/the-x-files-season-four_17.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Synchrony"

->To describe the way things really are is to be a shit and we know what happens to shits: [[KilledToUpholdTheMasquerade they are flushed away]].
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII and you will have war.]]
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill''', after the [[UsefulNotes/NevilleChamberlain Munich Agreement.]]

->It is easy to keep secrets by being honest in an ironic tone of voice.
-->-- '''Andrew Solomon''', ''The Noonday Demon''

->Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune.
-->--'''Noam Chomsky'''

->In a trial, the convincing testimony of a single witness can trump mountains of scientific evidence, even though it’s been shown time and time again how fallible memory is, something that [[TheMunchausen we’ve just been reminded of yet again by Brian Williams]]...It’s a feature, not a bug, in human thought, and it’s how we skeptics, no matter how hard we try to avoid it, are often viewed by “regular people.”
-->--'''[[http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2015/02/05/how-they-view-us-gordie-howe-edition/ Dr. David Gorski]]'''

->You don't know what you have done. [[YouHaveToBelieveMe You don't know him like me]], who had him under my orders. If you give Spain to him now, he will think it is his and will not let anyone take his place, not in the war nor after it, until his death.
-->--'''General Miguel Cabanellas''' on the election of UsefulNotes/FranciscoFranco as new leader of the military rebellion, 1936

-> However [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo this war]] may end, we have won [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust the war against you]]; no one will be left to bear witness. But even if some were to survive, the world would not believe them. There will perhaps be suspicions, discussions, research by historians, but there will be no certainties, because we will destroy the evidence together with you. And even if some proof should remain and some of you survive, people will say the events you describe are too monstrous to be believed: they will say that they are the exaggerations of Allied propaganda and will believe us--who will deny everything--and not you. We will be the ones to dictate the history of the Lagers.
-->-- '''SS officer''', quoted in ''The Drowned and the Saved'' by [[IfThisIsAMan Primo Levi]]

->'''Bill Maher:''' Ann, which republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election?\\
'''Ann Coulter:''' Of the declared ones, right now [2015], UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump.\\
(''Cue mass laugh.'')

->"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
-->-- '''Hannibal Buress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow''


[[/folder]]

Added DiffLines:

->'''Ironwood:''' What are your goals here, [[HumanoidAbomination creature]]? What is it you hope to achieve?\\
'''"Hentacle":''' [[TheParagon Would you believe me if I said world peace]]?\\
'''Ironwood:''' No.\\
'''"Hentacle":''' No one ever does. What's the point of even asking if you're not going to believe anything I say?
-->-- ''Fanfic/WhiteSheepRWBY'', chapter 41

Added DiffLines:

->'''Holt:''' Do you want to know how I ''actually'' hurt my wrist?\\
'''Jake:''' Yes.\\
'''Holt:''' I was hula-hooping. Kevin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.\\
'''Jake:''' ''[overjoyed]'' Oh my God!\\
'''Holt:''' I've mastered all the moves. ''[produces his phone and shows pictures of himself hula-hooping to Jake]'' The Pizza Toss... the Tornado... the Scorpion, the ''Oopsie-Doodle''...\\
'''Jake:''' ''[grinning from ear-to-ear]'' Why are you telling me this?\\
'''Holt:''' Because no one... [[InvokedTrope will ever believe you]].\\
''[Holt clicks "delete photos."]''\\
'''Jake:''' No... NO!\\
''[Holt deletes them and smirks evilly at a genuinely horrified Jake.]''\\
'''Jake:''' You sick son of a bitch!
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

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->"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
-->-- '''Hannibal Buress''', ''Series/TheEricAndreShow''


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->'''Bucky:''' How can the Germans be so far ahead of us, cap? Even if Oppenheimer gets a result in Los Alamos next month, we're never gonna be able to match this. Where did they lay their hands on the Flash Gordon tech?
->'''Captain America:''' You wouldn't believe me if I told you, chum. Let's just say that there are more sides fighting in this war than anyone will ever know.
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''


->They're making this too easy! ''[cackles]'' Y'know, in all the bodies I've been in, no one has ever gotten wise to me. And now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out ''everything''...and they ''don't believe him.''

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->They're making this too easy! ''[cackles]'' Y'know, in all the bodies I've been in, no one has ever gotten wise to me. And now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out ''everything''...and they ''don't believe him.'''' Can you taste the irony in that?


-->--'''Thrax'', ''Film/OsmosisJones''

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-->--'''Thrax'', -->--'''Thrax''', ''Film/OsmosisJones''

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->They're making this too easy! ''[cackles]'' Y'know, in all the bodies I've been in, no one has ever gotten wise to me. And now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out ''everything''...and they ''don't believe him.''
-->--'''Thrax'', ''Film/OsmosisJones''


->No one's going to believe me,[[JustAKid cause I'm a kid,]] and [[NotNowKiddo they never listen to the kid!]]

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->No one's going to believe me,[[JustAKid me, [[JustAKid cause I'm a kid,]] and [[NotNowKiddo they never listen to the kid!]]


-> However [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo this war]] may end, we have won [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust the war against you]]; no one will be left to bear witness. But even if some were to survive, the world would not believe them. There will perhaps be suspicions, discussions, research by historians, but there will be no certainties, because we will destroy the evidence together with you. And even if some proof should remain and some of you survive, people will say the events you describe are too monstrous to be believed: they will say that they are the exagerrations of Allied propaganda and will believe us--who will deny everything--and not you. We will be the ones to dictate the history of the Lagers.

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-> However [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo this war]] may end, we have won [[UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust the war against you]]; no one will be left to bear witness. But even if some were to survive, the world would not believe them. There will perhaps be suspicions, discussions, research by historians, but there will be no certainties, because we will destroy the evidence together with you. And even if some proof should remain and some of you survive, people will say the events you describe are too monstrous to be believed: they will say that they are the exagerrations exaggerations of Allied propaganda and will believe us--who will deny everything--and not you. We will be the ones to dictate the history of the Lagers.


->Tried to tell [Alan], but his exact words were, 'Flynn, you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, with a wife and a child. Quit smoking that shit.' The only way he'll believe this is if I knock him out and drag him in here.

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->Tried Tried to tell [Alan], but his exact words were, 'Flynn, you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, with a wife and a child. Quit smoking that shit.' The only way he'll believe this is if I knock him out and drag him in here.


->No one's going to believe me,][[JustAKid cause I'm a kid,]] and [[NotNowKiddo they never listen to the kid!]]

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->No one's going to believe me,][[JustAKid me,[[JustAKid cause I'm a kid,]] and [[NotNowKiddo they never listen to the kid!]]

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