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->'''Julie''': You know, Barnaby, you’re not the only funny one in this neighborhood!
->'''Barnaby''': Oh yeah? You might be right, Julie! Howdy’s a pretty funny fella too-
->'''Julie''': Not Howdy! Me! I have a joke that will knock your hat off! I’ve been working on it all week!
->'''Barnaby''': (Snorts in amusement) Hoo boy, all week? It took you that long? You hearin’ this, little buddy?
->'''Julie''': Oh, I’ll show you, Barnaby! [Clears throat] What did the number three say to the number two after beating him in a game of checkers?
->'''Barnaby''': Oh no, here it comes-
->'''Julie''': I One!
->'''Barnaby''': (Pretend howl of pain) That was just doggone terrible! Just pawful! I think I’m gonna need a doggy bag!
->'''Julie''': Oh it was not, Barnaby! It was a good joke! Don’t you get it? One is a number but it also sounds like won! You know, when you won a game!
->'''Barnaby''': (Another bark of anguish) Now she’s explainin’ it! Oh- When will the agony stop?! I’m just a little pooch in peril! Bury me in my favorite sunny spot, kid, I’m goin’ into the light!
->'''Julie''': Oh Barnaby, you’re just rotten! It was too a funny joke!
-->-- ''ARG/WelcomeHomeClownIllustrations'', Secret video 12
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->'''Serena:''' No, it's a mandarin in an elevator. What's red and in an elevator?

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->'''Serena:''' No, it's a mandarin tangerine in an elevator. What's red and in an elevator?
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->'''Crow:''' C'mon Gypsy, let's have it!\\
'''Gypsy:''' Uhh, okay. Um... ''(sees Leon Selznick's credit)'' Look at that dumb name. That's so stupid!\\
'''Crow:''' [[LampshadeHanging Oh, brother...]]
-->--''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'',, "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E12HerculesAndTheCaptiveWomen Hercules and the Captive Women]]"
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-->--''Series/{{MysteryScienceTheater3000}}'', "[[MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E12HerculesAndTheCaptiveWomen Hercules and the Captive Women]]"

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-->--''Series/{{MysteryScienceTheater3000}}'', "[[MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E12HerculesAndTheCaptiveWomen -->--''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'',, "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E12HerculesAndTheCaptiveWomen Hercules and the Captive Women]]"
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->'''Crow:''' C'mon Gypsy, let's have it!\\
'''Gypsy:''' Uhh, okay. Um... ''(sees Leon Selznick's credit)'' Look at that dumb name. That's so stupid!\\
'''Crow:''' [[LampshadeHanging Oh, brother...]]
-->--''Series/{{MysteryScienceTheater3000}}'', "[[MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E12HerculesAndTheCaptiveWomen Hercules and the Captive Women]]"
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-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''' after hearing '''ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}''' attempt to tell a joke, ''Film/SuicideSquad Abridged''

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-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''' after hearing '''ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}''' attempt to tell a joke, ''Film/SuicideSquad ''Film/{{Suicide Squad|2016}} Abridged''
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->'''Serena:''' What's white and in an elevator?
->'''Nelly:''' A doctor.
->'''Serena:''' No, it's a nurse!
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->'''Serena:''' No, it's a green umberella! What's brown and in an elevator?

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->'''Serena:''' No, it's a green umberella! umbrella! What's brown and in an elevator?
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->'''Serena:''' No, it's a mandarin in an elevator. What's red and in an elevator??

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->'''Serena:''' No, it's a mandarin in an elevator. What's red and in an elevator??elevator?
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->'''Serena:''' What's orange and in a tree?
->'''Ricky:''' An orange. That's not a joke.
->'''Serena:''' No, it actually went like this: What's orange and in an elevator?
->'''Ricky and Nelly:''' An orange in an elevator.
->'''Serena:''' No, it's a mandarin in an elevator. What's red and in an elevator??
->'''Ricky and Nelly:''' A tomato in an elevator.
->'''Serena:''' It's not a tomato. It's a bell pepper, a red bell pepper. And what's green and in an elevator?
->'''Ricky and Nelly:''' A green bell pepper.
->'''Serena:''' No, it's a green umberella! What's brown and in an elevator?
->'''Ricky:''' A meatball.
->'''Serena:''' No, it's a brown mitten!
->'''Ricky:''' I don't want to hear any more elevator jokes.
->'''Serena:''' What's white and in an elevator?
->'''Nelly:''' A doctor.
->'''Serena:''' No, it's a nurse!
-->-- ''Literature/RickyRapper''
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->"You are the worst comedian I have ever heard! And I heard ''[[TheComicallySerious Batman]]'' trying to tell a joke!"
-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''' after hearing '''ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}'''' attempt to tell a joke, ''Suicide Squad Abridged''

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->"You ->''"You are the worst comedian I have ever heard! And I heard ''[[TheComicallySerious Batman]]'' trying to tell a joke!"
joke!"''
-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''' after hearing '''ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}'''' '''ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}''' attempt to tell a joke, ''Suicide Squad ''Film/SuicideSquad Abridged''
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-->--2006 Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbKSuTuQW6s bumper]]

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-->--2006 Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbKSuTuQW6s bumper]]bumper]]
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-->--''VisualNovel/GrisaiaNoKajitsu''

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-->--''VisualNovel/GrisaiaNoKajitsu''
-->--''VisualNovel/TheFruitOfGrisaia''
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-->--''VisualNovel/GrisaiaNoKajitsu''

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-->--''VisualNovel/GrisaiaNoKajitsu''-->--''VisualNovel/GrisaiaNoKajitsu''

->'''Robot''': [[AC:[[ChickenJoke Why did the chicken cross the road?]]]] ({{Beat}}) [[AC:Because it's a banana!]]
->'''Narrator''': ROBOTS can't tell JOKES.
->'''Robot''': [[AC:Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm here all week.]]
-->--2006 Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbKSuTuQW6s bumper]]
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-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''' after hearing '''ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}'''' attempt to tell a joke, ''Suicide Squad Abridged''

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-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''' after hearing '''ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}'''' attempt to tell a joke, ''Suicide Squad Abridged''Abridged''

->'''Yuuji''': A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
->'''Yumiko''': Okay.
->'''Yuuji''': Sakaki, my friend, allow me to explain. The word "serve" can refer to both offering certain items for sale and -
->'''Yumiko''': No, no, no, I get it. I do. It just wasn't funny.
->'''Yuuji''': What!? I had a lot of confidence in that one...
-->--''VisualNovel/GrisaiaNoKajitsu''
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\n->"You are the worst comedian I have ever heard! And I heard ''[[TheComicallySerious Batman]]'' trying to tell a joke!"
-->--'''ComicBook/TheJoker''' after hearing '''ComicBook/{{Deadshot}}'''' attempt to tell a joke, ''Suicide Squad Abridged''
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->'''Fluttershy:'''Pinkie Pie! What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

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->'''Fluttershy:'''Pinkie ->'''Fluttershy:''' Pinkie Pie! What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
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->'''Riptide''': Nautica, to be a quantum mechanic, all you have to do is put the word 'quantum' in front of other words. True or false?
->'''Nautica''': [[MathematiciansAnswer Both]].
->'''Riptide''': Eh?
->'''Nautica''': It's both, simultaneously. True and false. It depends on the quantized energy state of each proposition.
->'''Riptide''': Eh?
->'''Nautica''': It's a joke.
->'''Riptide''': Oh. Are jokes not funny where you come from?
-->--''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye''

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-> [Pinkie's jaw drops at Fluttershy.]



-->--''FanFic/DividedRainbow'''

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-->--''FanFic/DividedRainbow'''
-->--''FanFic/DividedRainbow''
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-->--'''potholer54''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiK38pOo5Tc in a video about creationists trying to make jokes about evolution]].

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-->--'''potholer54''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiK38pOo5Tc in a video about creationists trying to make jokes about evolution]].evolution]].

->'''Fluttershy:'''Pinkie Pie! What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
->'''Pinkie Pie:''' What?
->'''Fluttershy:''' The Apocalypse.
->'''Pinkie Pie:''' HALF A WORM! That’s how the joke goes, Shy! Biting into an an apple and finding half a worm!
-->--''FanFic/DividedRainbow'''


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->''"Okay here's the problem: You can't make something funny by just giggling as you read it because it mentions body hair, sex and armpits, unless you're in fifth grade. You actually get much more of a laugh when you are trying to be serious."''
-->--'''potholer54''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiK38pOo5Tc in a video about creationists trying to make jokes about evolution]].

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