History Quotes / COVID19Pandemic

-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpVXn7vswOM 2020 - A Comprehensive Review]]"

->''"Now we have something that indeed turned out to be [[YourWorstNightmare my worst nightmare]]."''

->''Coronavirus! Coronavirus! I'm telling you, [[{{Understatement}} shit is real! Shit is getting real!]]''

->''[[BlatantLies We have it totally under control.]] [[TemptingFate It's going to be fine.]]''

->''Now we have something that indeed turned out to be [[YourWorstNightmare my worst nightmare]].''

->(Clears throat) ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck.]]'' (smiles with eyes rolled over sarcastically as credits roll)

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!!Music

-->— '''Music/{{Eminem}}''', "The Adventures of Moon Man and Slim Shady"

I’d rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV\\

-->— '''Music/Blink182''', "Quarantine"

-->— '''Music/TwentyOnePilots''', "Level of Concern"

!!Real life

-->— '''Creator/JohnOliver''', ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

-->--'''Creator/BoBurnham''', ''Inside''

-->— '''Jrue Holiday'''

-->— '''Music/DaveGrohl'''

-->— '''Susannah Melvoin'''[[note]]The doctor, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Wenliang Li Wenliang]], didn't "sound an alarm" and "was silenced," he was admonished for distributing confidential patient information and spreading it via a group chat that subsequently leaked the information further before the official investigation could confirm what was happening. However, [[http://www.bjnews.com.cn/feature/2020/01/31/682076.html sources]] note that while he did distribute said information which was leaked, it was unintentional as he warned the others in the group chat to keep it private within the chat itself. While he was hailed as a [[https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-china-li-wenliang-whistleblower-doctor-martyr-2020-4 martyr]] by the Chinese government after his death, the latter has yet to apologize for censoring him in the first place as of this writing.[[/note]]

-->— '''Joel Embiid'''

-> ''"Don't shake hands, don't hug, keep your distance. … It was this weird pas de deux where we are maneuvering around each other to give each other room [to work]. I realized that I'm not an epidemiologist, but I am curious. I had been working 6½ years on Humboldt. I started digging into the 1918 pandemic, and I wasn't convinced that we were ever going to open this show."''
-->— '''Eleanor Jones Harvey'''

-->— '''Rhett Miller'''

-->— '''Ed Yong'''

-->— '''Dr. Pedros'''

-->— '''Creator/JimmyKimmel''', ''Series/JimmyKimmelLive''

-->— '''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert''

-->— '''Creator/TrevorNoah''', ''Series/TheDailyShowWithTrevorNoah''

-->— '''Susannah Melvoin'''[[note]]The doctor, Li Wenliang, didn't "sound an alarm" and "was silenced," he was admonished for distributing confidential patient information and spreading it via a group chat that subsequently leaked the information further before the official investigation could confirm what was happening. However, [[http://www.bjnews.com.cn/feature/2020/01/31/682076.html sources]] note that while he did distribute said information and which was leaked, he warned the others in the group to keep it private within the chat itself.[[/note]]

-->— '''Susannah Melvoin'''[[note]]The doctor, Li Wenliang, didn't "sound an alarm" and "was silenced," he was admonished for distributing confidential patient information and spreading it via a group chat that subsequently leaked the information further before the official investigation could confirm what was happening.[[/note]]

->''”If you’d have told me a year ago\\
That I’d be locked inside of my home\\

‘Interesting, now leave me alone.’\\

Robert’s been a little depressed\\
And so today, I’m gonna try just\\

Might not help, but still, it couldn’t hurt.”''

->''"You wanna hear a funny story? So, uh, five years ago, I quit performing live comedy, because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage... which is not a great place to have them. So I, I quit, and I didn't perform for five years. And I spent that time trying to improve myself mentally. And you know what? I did! I got better. I got so much better, in fact, that in January of 2020, I thought, "You know what? I should start performing again. I've been hiding from the world and I need to re-enter". And then... [[OhCrap the funniest thing happened...]]"''

-> ''"And I remember on the way home stopping in an Ace Hardware store. Sold out. Then I go to Home Depot. Sold out. And that’s when I thought, like, “Oh, my God, this is really happening right now.”"''

->''"I had a friend of mine and he’s one of these guys that spends a lot of time on the Net. He said, “This is what’s happening in China and I want you to know it’s on its way here.” And then [there was] that one doctor who sounded the alarm in China and was silenced and died of Covid-19. I was like, this is it."''
-->— '''Susannah Melvoin'''[[note]]The doctor, Li Wenliang, didn't "sound an alarm" and "was silenced", he was admonished for distributing confidential patient information and spreading it via a group chat that subsequently leaked the information further before the official investigation could confirm what was happening.[[/note]]

-> ''"Don’t shake hands, don’t hug, keep your distance. … It was this weird pas de deux where we are maneuvering around each other to give each other room [to work]. I realized that I’m not an epidemiologist, but I am curious. I had been working 6½ years on Humboldt. I started digging into the 1918 pandemic, and I wasn’t convinced that we were ever going to open this show."''

->''"I have a friend who’s a musician in Italy, and I was getting emails from him. And he was saying, “You guys don’t get it. All of this [entertaining] is going to stop.” And I said, “Bro, it sounds like you’re overreacting.” But the more I read, the more I realized this was going to be a real thing."''

->''[[TemptingFate We have it totally under control. It's going to be fine.]]''

-->-- ''Music/{{Lovejoy}}'', "You'll Understand When You're Older"

-->-- '''Creator/BoBurnham''', “Content”

->''Coronavirus! Coronavirus! I'm telling you, [[UpToEleven shit is real! Shit is getting real!]]''

!!Music

->''”If you’d have told me a year ago\\
That I’d be locked inside of my home\\
I woulda told you, a year ago,\\
‘Interesting, now leave me alone.’\\
Sorry that I look like a mess\\
I booked a haircut but it got rescheduled\\
Robert’s been a little depressed\\
And so today, I’m gonna try just\\
Getting up, sitting down, going back to work\\
Might not help, but still, it couldn’t hurt.”''
-->-- '''Creator/BoBurnham''', “Content”

->''"[[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Bunch of halfwits]] up in office\\
Half of us walkin' around like a zombie apocalypse\\
Other half are just pissed off and don't wanna wear a mask and they're just scoffin'\\
And [[LethallyStupid that's how you end up catchin' the shit off 'em]]\\
I just used the same basket as you shoppin'; now I'm in a fuckin' casket from you coughin'"''
-->— '''Music/{{Eminem}}''', "The Adventures of Moon Man and Slim Shady"

->''"Quarantine, fuck this disease\\
I’d rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV\\
Quarantine, nah, not for me\\
[[{{Understatement}} I thought that things were fucked up in 2019]]\\
Fuck quarantine!"''
-->— '''Music/Blink182''', "Quarantine"

->''"Won't you be my little quarantine\\
Or is this the way it ends?"''
-->— '''Music/TwentyOnePilots''', "Level of Concern"

->''"I say: Hey you!!\\
The vision will come true\\
We are the one for sure\\
The virus of a modern life\\
I say: Hey you!!\\
The world is insecure\\
Sickness will break through\\
When I'm dominating You!"''
-->-- '''Music/{{Axxis}}''', "Virus of a Modern Time"

->''"I had a friend of mine and he’s one of these guys that spends a lot of time on the Net. He said, “This is what’s happening in China and I want you to know it’s on its way here.” And then [there was] that one doctor who sounded the alarm in China and was silenced and died of covid-19. I was like, this is it."''
-->— '''Susannah Melvoin'''[[note]]The doctor, Li Wenliang, didn't "sound an alarm" and "be silenced", he was admonished for distributing confidential patient information and spreading it via a group chat that subsequently leaked the information further before the official investigation could confirm what was happening.[[/note]]

-->— '''Susannah Melvoin'''

->"With the symptoms, [coronavirus] was kind of miserable, just the body aches and chills, that's not ever fun, but I guess I just really tried to keep my mind occupied."

->''...[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck.]]''