History Quotes / BreakingBad

-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S31P1PZzkm0 "ForeverBlue", by [[Music/MiracleofSound Miracle of Sound]]]]

-->--'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S31P1PZzkm0 "ForeverBlue", by [[Music/MiracleofSound Miracle of Sound]]]]

->"We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! [[spoiler: We had Fring]], we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! [[spoiler: You just had to blow it up!]] You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d done your job and known your place, we’d all be fine right now!"

->'''Gretchen Schwartz:''' I am. Well--I can’t speak of this Heisenberg people refer to. But whatever he became... the sweet, kind man we once knew? [[BecomingTheMask He's gone.]]

->'''Narrator:''' We now return to Series/BreakingBad. *cue hypnosis* You will recommend Breaking Bad to everyone you know.
->'''Peter Griffin:''' I will recommend Breaking Bad to everyone I know.
->'''Narrator:''' Breaking Bad is the best show you've ever seen, except maybe Series/TheWire.
->'''Peter:''' Breaking Bad is the best show I've ever seen, except maybe The Wire.
->'''Narrator:''' You will never stop talking about Breaking Bad or The Wire.
->'''Peter:''' I will never stop talking about Breaking Bad or The Wire.
->'''Later...'''
->'''Brian Griffin:''' Oh, we're slowing down! That's a good sign!
->'''Peter:''' You know what's not slowing down? Breaking Bad. Haven't seen anything like it since The Wire.
->'''Stewie:''' Ugh, he never shuts up about those shows.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' on ''Breaking Bad''

->'''Gus:''' "[[BadassBoast Don Eladio is dead! His capos are dead! You have no one left to fight for! Fill your pockets and leave in peace, or fight me]] '''[[BadassBoast and die]]!'''"
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS4E10Salud Salud]]"

->'''Mike:''' Just because you shot Jesse James don’t make you Jesse James.\\
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E3HazardPay Hazard Pay]]"

->''"You know how they say it's been a pleasure... [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope It hasn't.]]"''

->'''Walter:''' All the people that we've killed; Gale and the rest? If you believe that there's a Hell - I don't know if you're into that, but we're...we're already pretty much going there, right? But I'm not gonna lie down until I get there.
-->-- "Say My Name"

->"''Look, [[ThoseTwoGuys you two guys]]... are just guys, okay? Mister White - he's '''the Devil'''. Y'know, he is '''smarter''' than you, he is '''luckier''' than you. Whatever you think is supposed to happen, I'm telling you, the exact, reverse, opposite is gonna happen!''"

-> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE A FAMILY!

->"''What, you want me to beg? You're the smartest guy I've ever met and you're too stupid to see... he's made up his mind ten minutes ago. Do what you're gonna do.''"

->'''Gretchen Schwartz:''' I am. Well--I can’t speak of this Heisenberg people refer to. But whatever he became... the sweet, kind man we once knew? [[BecomingTheMask He’s gone.]]

->'''Skyler:''' If I have to hear, one more time, that you did this for the family–

->"''We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! [[spoiler: We had Fring]], we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! [[spoiler: You just had to blow it up!]] You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d done your job and known your place, we’d all be fine right now!''"

->'''Skyler''': (uncovers a stack of bills; three feet high, three wide, five long.) ''This is it. This is what you've been working for. I rented this place and I started bringing it here, because...I didn't know what else to do. I gave up counting it. I mean, I had to. It was just so much, so fast. I...I tried weighing it. I figured one bill of any denomination weighs a gram. There are 454 grams to a pound, but...there's a variety of denominations. So...''\\
'''Walter''': ''How much is this?''\\
'''Skyler''': ''I have no earthly idea. I truly don't. I just stack it up, keep it dry, spray it for silverfish. There is more money here than we could spend in ten lifetimes. I certainly can't launder it, not with 100 car washes. Walt...I want my kids back. I want my life back. Please tell me...how much is enough? [[ShouldntYouStopStealing How big does this pile have to be]]?''

->'''[[spoiler: Hank:]]''' It was you. All along, it was you! You son of a bitch. You drove me into traffic to keep me from that laundry...\\

'''[[spoiler: Hank:]]''' I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.

->'''[[spoiler:Hank:]]''' I don't even know who I'm talking to.\\
'''Walter:''' If you don't know who I am, [[ImpliedDeathThreat then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.]]

'''Jesse:''' Nah. Come on, man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, all of a sudden at age, what – 60? He's just gonna break bad?\\

'''Walter:''' [[spoiler: Hank]], look... I don't–I don't know where this is coming from [[spoiler Hank]], but–\\

'''Walter:''' Hank, look... I don't–I don't know where this is coming from Hank, but–\\

'''Walt:''' I’ve always thought of myself as more of a Doc Holiday.
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E5DeadFreight Dead Freight]]"

-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E9BloodMoney Blood Money]]"

'''Jesse:''' [[HiddenWire A wire? You want a wire?]] I got a wire. *camera pans down as he grabs his crotch* Speak into the mic, bitch!\\

'''Jesse:''' This is [[SophisticatedAsHell my own private domicile]] and I will not be harassed... bitch!\\

'''Jesse:''' [[BigYes YEAH]], BITCH! MAGNETS!\\

-->--'''[[spoiler:Hank's [[FamousLastWords last words before his death at the hands of Jack]]]]''', "Ozymandias"

->"''Shut the fuck up... [[spoiler:[[FamousLastWords and let me die in peace.]]]]''"

-->--'''Mike''' [[spoiler: lamenting how Walt's rashness screwed them over]], "Say My Name"

-->--'''[[spoiler:Hank's [[FamousLastWords last words before his death at the hands of Jack]]''', "Ozymandias"

-->--'''Jesse''', summarizing the plot and how it tends to veer away from viewers' predictions, "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E12RabidDog Rabid Dog]]"

->"''Whatever you think is supposed to happen, I'm telling you, the exact, reverse, opposite is gonna happen!''"

->"''What, you want me to beg? You're the smartest guy I've ever met and you're too stupid to see... he's made up his mind ten minutes ago.''"
-->--'''[[spoiler:Hank]]''', "Ozymandias"

-->-- '''Walt''', basically summarising the entire plot in one sentence, "[[Recap/BreakingBadS3E12HalfMeasures Half Measures]]"

->'''Walter:''' All the people that we've killed; Gale and the rest...I don't know if you believe in Hell-I don't know if you're into that, but if there is, we're pretty much going there. But I'm not going to lie down until I get there.

->'''Jesse:''' Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, age what – 60? He's just gonna break bad?
->'''Walt:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm 50]].
->'''Jesse:''' It's weird is all, okay? It doesn't compute. Listen, if you've gone crazy or something...I mean, if you've...if you've gone crazy or depressed, I'm just saying...that's something I need to know about. Okay? I mean, that affects me.
->''(long pause)''
->'''Walt:''' [[DamnItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster I am awake]].

->'''Jesse:''' I don't know... Mr. White… [[ArmorPiercingQuestion is a meth empire really something to be proud of?]]

-->-- "Pilot"

-->-- '''Walt''', basically summarising the entire plot in one sentence, "Half Measures"

-->-- '''Krazy-8''', "...And the Bag's in the River"

-->-- '''Walt''', "737"

-->-- '''Hank''', "Cancer Man"

-->-- "A Crazy Handful of Nothin'"

-->-- "Down"

-->--'''Walter Jr.''', quoting '''Hank''', "I See You"

-->-- "Bug"

-->-- "Cornered"

-->-- "Salud"

-->-- "Fifty-One"

-->-- "Dead Freight"

-->-- '''Mike''', "Live Free Or Die"

-->-- "Buyout"

->'''Walter:''' All the people that we've killed; Gale and the rest...I don't know if you believe in Hell-I don't know if you're into that, but if there is, we're pretty much going there. But I'm not going to lie down until I get there.
-->-- "Say My Name"

-->--"Gliding Over All"

-->-- "Blood Money"

-->--'''Jesse''', summarizing the plot and how it tends to veer away from viewers' predictions, "Rabid Dog"

-->--'''Walt''', "Ozymandias"

-->--"Granite State"

-->--"[[GrandFinale Felina]]"

->"''...just shut the fuck up...[[spoiler:[[FamousLastWords and let me die in peace.]]]]''"

'''Jesse:''' I don't know. ''IceRoadTruckers''.\\
'''Walt:''' ''IceRoadTruckers''. What happens on that one?\\

->'''Skyler:''' You are in over your head.\\

->'''Walter:''' Now... SayMyName.\\

->'''Walt:''' I'm 50.

->'''Walt:''' I am awake.

->'''Walter:''' No matter what happens, no more bloodshed. No violence.

->'''Skyler:''' Okay, don't talk, Walt! Shut up and say something that isn't complete bullshit! You want to know what you have to do? You have to tell me what's really going on right now - today. No more excuses, no more apologies, no more of these...these obvious desperate breakfasts! You don't wanna lose contact with me, Walt? Good. Then tell me. Now.
->'''Walter:''' [long pause] Tell you what?

->'''Gus:''' "Don Eladio is dead! His capos are dead! You have no one left to fight for! Fill your pockets and leave in peace, or fight me '''and die!'''"

'''Declan:''' ''(pauses)'' ...you're Heisenberg.\\

'''Skyler''': ''I have no earthly idea. I truly don't. I just stack it up, keep it dry, spray it for silverfish. There is more money here than we could spend in ten lifetimes. I certainly can't launder it, not with 100 car washes. Walt...I want my kids back. I want my life back. Please tell me...how much is enough? How big does this pile have to be?''

->'''Walt:''' WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE FAMILY!
-->--"Ozymandias"