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->''"Adjusting for inflation – good state college – adjusting for inflation, say $45,000 a year, two kids, four years of college...$360,000. Remaining mortgage on the home, $107,000. Home equity line, $30,000, that's $137,000. Cost of living, food, clothing, utilities, say two grand a month? I mean, that should put a dent in it, anyway. 24K a year provides for, say, ten years. That's $240,000, plus 360 plus 137...737. $737,000, that's what I need. That is what I need. You and I both clear about 70 grand a week. That's only ten and a half more weeks. Call it eleven. Eleven more drug deals and always in a public place from now on. It's doable. Definitely doable."''
-->-- '''Walt'''
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->'''Walter:''' Let's get something straight. This - the chemistry - is my realm. I am in charge of the cooking. Out there on the street, you deal with that. As far as our customers go, I don't want to know anything about them. I don't need to see them. I don't want to hear from them. I want no interaction with them whatsoever. This operation is you and me, and I'm the silent partner. You got any issues with that?
->'''Jesse:''' Whatever, man.
->'''Walter:''' No matter what happens, no more bloodshed. No violence.
-->-- "A Crazy Handful of Nothin'"
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'''Jesse:''' I wanted to leave them on the counter! BITCH.\\

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'''Jesse:''' I wanted to leave them on the counter! BITCH.counter! ...Bitch.\\
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'''Jesse:''' I wanted to leave them on the counter! BITCH.

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'''Jesse:''' I wanted to leave them on the counter! BITCH.\\
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'''Jesse:''' I wanted to leave them on the counter! BITCH.
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'''Jesse:''' [[BigYes YEAH]], BITCH! MAGNETS!\\

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'''Jesse:''' [[BigYes YEAH]], BITCH! MAGNETS!\\MAGNETS!

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'''Jesse:''' Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!\\

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'''Jesse:''' Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!\\YO! WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF, BITCH?\\



'''Jesse:''' You're my free pass... bitch.\\



'''Jesse:''' YO! WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF, BITCH?\\

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'''Jesse:''' YO! WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF, BITCH?\\Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!\\
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->'''Jesse:''' Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!\\

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->'''Jesse:''' Oh well, Oh, well heil Hitler, bitch!\\
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'''Jesse:''' YO! WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF, BITCH?
'''Jesse:''' [[BigYes YEAH]], BITCH! MAGNETS!

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'''Jesse:''' YO! WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF, BITCH?
BITCH?\\
'''Jesse:''' [[BigYes YEAH]], BITCH! MAGNETS!MAGNETS!\\

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->'''Jesse:''' Yo.\\
'''Jesse:''' Bitch.\\
'''Jesse:''' Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!\\

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->'''Jesse:''' Yo.\\
'''Jesse:''' Bitch.\\
'''Jesse:'''
Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!\\



'''Jesse:''' So roll me further, bitch.\\
'''Jesse:''' YO! WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF, BITCH?



-->-- '''Jesse''' using his favorite word.

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-->-- '''Jesse''' using his [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch favorite word.
word]].
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-->-- '''Walt''', summing up the plot just as neatly in another sentence

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-->-- '''Walt''', summing up the plot just as neatly in another sentence
neatly
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->''"Chemistry is the study of matter, but I prefer to see it as the study of change. It is growth...then decay...then transformation."''
-->-- '''Walt''', summing up the plot just as neatly in another sentence

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->''Jesse, your actions have consequences that affect other people.''
-->--'''Walt''', basically summarising the entire plot in one sentence.

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->''Jesse, ->''"Jesse, your actions have consequences that affect other people.''
-->--'''Walt''',
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-->-- '''Walt''',
basically summarising the entire plot in one sentence.




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-->-- '''Jesse''' using his favorite word.

->''"So be on notice: We got new players in town. Now we don’t know who they are or where they came from, but they possess an extremely high skill set. Me personally, I think Albuquerque might just have a new kingpin."''
-->-- '''Hank''', "Cancer Man"




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-->-- "Bug"




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-->-- "Cornered"



'''Walt:''' I’ve always thought of myself as more of a Doc Holliday.

->''You know how they say it's been a pleasure... It hasn't.''
-->--'''Mike'''

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'''Walt:''' I’ve always thought of myself as more of a Doc Holliday.

->''You
Holiday.
-->-- "Dead Freight"

->''"You
know how they say it's been a pleasure... It hasn't.''
-->--'''Mike'''
"''
-->-- '''Mike''', "Say My Name"




->'''Walter:''' Now, say my name.
->'''Declan:''' Heisenberg.
->'''Walter:''' ''You're goddamn right.''

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\n-->-- "Fifty-One"

->'''Walter:''' Now, Now... say my name.
->'''Declan:''' ''(pauses)'' ...you're Heisenberg.
->'''Walter:''' ''You're You're goddamn right.''
right.
-->-- "Say My Name"
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->'''Walter:''' Now, say my name.
->'''Declan:''' Heisenberg.
->'''Walter:''' ''You're goddamn right.''

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'''Walt:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, [[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith you clearly don't know who you are talking to]], so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

->''[[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith You clearly don't know who you're talking to]], so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, Skyler. [[IAmTheTrope I am the danger]]. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! [[BadassBoast I am the one who knocks!]]''
-->--'''Walter White'''

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'''Walt:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, [[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith you clearly don't know who you are talking to]], so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

->''[[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith You clearly don't know who you're talking to]], so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, Skyler. [[IAmTheTrope I am the danger]]. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No!
[[BadassBoast I am the one who knocks!]]''
-->--'''Walter White'''
knocks!]]

->'''Mike:''' Just because you shot Jesse James don’t make you Jesse James.\\
'''Walt:''' I’ve always thought of myself as more of a Doc Holliday.

->''You know how they say it's been a pleasure... It hasn't.''
-->--'''Mike'''
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->''[[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith You clearly don't know who you're talking to]], so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, Skyler. [[IAmTheTrope I am the danger]]. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! [[BadassBoast I am the one who knocks!]]''
-->--'''Walter White'''

->'''Jesse:''' Are you in the meth business, or in the money business?
->'''Heisenberg:''' Neither, I'm in the Empire business.
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'''Jesse:''' YEAH, BITCH! MAGNETS!

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'''Jesse:''' YEAH, BITCH! [[BigYes YEAH]], BITCH! MAGNETS!
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'''Jesse:''' This is [[SophisticatedAsHell my own private domicile]] and I will not be harassed... bitch!

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'''Jesse:''' This is [[SophisticatedAsHell my own private domicile]] and I will not be harassed... bitch!
bitch!\\
'''Jesse:''' YEAH, BITCH! MAGNETS!
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'''Jesse:''' I don't know, ''Ice Road Truckers''.\\
'''Walt:''' ''Ice Road Truckers'', what happens on that one?\\
'''Jesse:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Guys drive on ice!]]

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'''Jesse:''' I don't know, know. ''Ice Road Truckers''.\\
'''Walt:''' ''Ice Road Truckers'', what Truckers''. What happens on that one?\\
'''Jesse:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Guys drive on ice!]]
ice.]]
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-->--'''Walt''', basically the entire plot in one sentence.

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-->--'''Walt''', basically summarising the entire plot in one sentence.
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->Jesse, your actions have consequences that affect other people.

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->Jesse, ->''Jesse, your actions have consequences that affect other people.''



--->'''Walt:''' So, what do you watch?\\

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--->'''Walt:''' ->'''Walt:''' So, what do you watch?\\
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--->'''Walt:''' Jesse, your actions have consequences that affect other people.
---->'''Basically the entire plot in one sentence.'''

--->'''Jesse:''' Yo.
--->'''Jesse:''' Bitch.
--->'''Jesse:''' Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!
--->'''Jesse:''' Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!
--->'''Jesse:''' This is [[SophisticatedAsHell my own private domicile]] and I will not be harassed... bitch!

--->'''Walt:''' So, what do you watch?
--->'''Jesse:''' I don't know, stuff.
--->'''Walt:''' Like what?
--->'''Jesse:''' I don't know, ''Ice Road Truckers''.
--->'''Walt:''' ''Ice Road Truckers'', what happens on that one?
--->'''Jesse:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Guys drive on ice!]]

--->'''Skyler:''' You are in over your head.
--->'''Walt:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, [[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith you clearly don't know who you are talking to]], so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

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--->'''Walt:''' Jesse, ->Jesse, your actions have consequences that affect other people.
---->'''Basically -->--'''Walt''', basically the entire plot in one sentence.'''

--->'''Jesse:''' Yo.
--->'''Jesse:''' Bitch.
--->'''Jesse:'''
sentence.

->'''Jesse:''' Yo.\\
'''Jesse:''' Bitch.\\
'''Jesse:'''
Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!
--->'''Jesse:'''
bitch!\\
'''Jesse:'''
Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!
--->'''Jesse:'''
bitch!\\
'''Jesse:'''
This is [[SophisticatedAsHell my own private domicile]] and I will not be harassed... bitch!

--->'''Walt:''' So, what do you watch?
--->'''Jesse:'''
watch?\\
'''Jesse:'''
I don't know, stuff.
--->'''Walt:'''
stuff.\\
'''Walt:'''
Like what?
--->'''Jesse:'''
what?\\
'''Jesse:'''
I don't know, ''Ice Road Truckers''.
--->'''Walt:'''
Truckers''.\\
'''Walt:'''
''Ice Road Truckers'', what happens on that one?
--->'''Jesse:'''
one?\\
'''Jesse:'''
[[ShapedLikeItself Guys drive on ice!]]

--->'''Skyler:''' ->'''Skyler:''' You are in over your head.
--->'''Walt:'''
head.\\
'''Walt:'''
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, [[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith you clearly don't know who you are talking to]], so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
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--->'''Walt:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you are talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

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--->'''Walt:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, [[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith you clearly don't know who you are talking to, to]], so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
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--->'''Jesse:''' This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch!

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--->'''Jesse:''' This is [[SophisticatedAsHell my own private domicile domicile]] and I will not be harassed... bitch!



--->'''Jesse:''' Guys drive on ice!

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--->'''Jesse:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Guys drive on ice!
ice!]]

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--->'''Jesse:''' This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!

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--->'''Jesse:''' This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch!



--->'''Walt:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you are talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

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--->'''Walt:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you are talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!knocks!
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--->'''Walt:''' So, what do you watch?
--->'''Jesse:''' I don't know, stuff.
--->'''Walt:''' Like what?
--->'''Jesse:''' I don't know, ''Ice Road Truckers''.
--->'''Walt:''' ''Ice Road Truckers'', what happens on that one?
--->'''Jesse:''' Guys drive on ice!
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--->'''Jesse:''' This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!

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--->'''Jesse:''' Yo.




--->'''Jesse:''' Yo.

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\n--->'''Jesse:''' Yo.
Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!
--->'''Jesse:''' Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!



--->'''Walter:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? You clearly don't know who you are talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

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--->'''Walter:''' --->'''Walt:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you are talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
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--->'''Jesse:''' Yo.

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--->'''Jesse:''' Yo.Yo.

--->'''Skyler:''' You are in over your head.
--->'''Walter:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? You clearly don't know who you are talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
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---->'''Basically the entire plot in one sentence.'''

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---->'''Basically the entire plot in one sentence.''''''

--->'''Jesse:''' Bitch.

--->'''Jesse:''' Yo.

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