History Quotes / BodyHorror

->''"If you fly directly over that core, I promise you by tomorrow morning, you'll be ''begging'' for that bullet!"''
-->-- '''Valery Legasov''', ''Series/{{Chernobyl}}''

-->-- '''Cave Johnson''', ''Videogame/Portal2''

-->-- '''Cave Johnson''', ''Videogame/Portal2''

A little [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]], a little [[WesternAnimation/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]]\\

-->-- '''Lore Entry on [[GhostShip The Lady Margaret]]''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

>Jackson lurched forward, as if about to be sick, and coughed up a long, ragged snake. It dangled from his mouth like a particularly vile old school tie. The Vice-Chancellor's head hung uselessly, but the snake - new organ, whatever? - darted about, alert. There was an eye where its head should have been, blinking sideways.

A little Darth Vader, a little [[WesternAnimation/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]]\\

->''"It started with stomach spasms that felt like writhing lamprey nests hatching in his belly. Then, Joe could [[HearingVoices hear the hag-fish singing in the crushing depths]], even when he pretended he could not, even when the Q-tips snapped in half in his bloody ears. [[SanitySlippage Madness bubbled in his brain like the bends.]] [[UndeathlyPallor Then pale flesh.]] Then barnacle sores and wriggling growths and sea cucumber discharges. Now Joe feels the itch and burn as different species of coral battle for primacy of his chest, spitting up their digestive enzymes in time-lapse warfare. Something scuttles out of one body cavity, to be eaten by something hiding in another.\\

->If you need to go to the bathroom after this next [[TestedOnHumans series of tests]], please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because [[{{Understatement}} that's not supposed to happen]].

->''If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is it's working.''

->''We're working on a little teleportation experiment. Now this doesn't work with all skin types, so try to remember which skin is yours, and if it doesn't teleport along with you, we'll do what we can to sew you right back into it.''

-->--'''ThisVeryWiki''', from ThreeMonthOldNewborn, explaining ''exactly'' why most people are revolted at the sight of newborns and babies.

A little SelfDemonstrating/DarthVader, a little [[WesternAnimation/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]]\\

->You tell your flock to fight against Chaos, against change and its servants, but you haven't seen them. You cannot understand. Not even death is an end. Change is the constant that cannot be changed. They told me that. I heard them [[HellIsThatNoise singing]] it. The [[LegionsOfHell shimmering legions]] come for us, and we must dance to the beat of their drums. [[EvilSorcerer The spell-men]] of the [[GodOfEvil Great Changer]] throw their will into the sky, and the air crackles with light and colour. We are lost! Why can't you see? He will melt my shape like he did his soldiers. He will give me fingers instead of legs and teeth instead of eyes. He'll steal my soul and [[DrivenToMadness make me giggle his rhymes]], and I'll be counted as one of his, because [[CrystalDragonJesus Sigmar]] won't want me then. No one will want me then. Yes, [[ReforgedIntoAMinion we will be changed and we will march with Him]], then [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt all the world will have His colour and His light and His madness]].

->You tell your flock to fight against Chaos, against change and its servants, but you haven't seen them. You cannot understand. Not even death is an end. Change is the constant that cannot be changed. They told me that. I heard them [[HellIsThatNoise singing]] it. The [[LegionsOfHell shimmering legions]] come for us, and we must dance to the beat of their drums. [{EvilSorcerer The spell-men]] of the [[GodOfEvil Great Changer]] throw their will into the sky, and the air crackles with light and colour. We are lost! Why can't you see? He will melt my shape like he did his soldiers. He will give me fingers instead of legs and teeth instead of eyes. He'll steal my soul and [[DrivenToMadness make me giggle his rhymes]], and I'll be counted as one of his, because [[CrystalDragonJesus Sigmar]] won't want me then. No one will want me then. Yes, [[ReforgedIntoAMinion we will be changed and we will march with Him]], then [[EndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt all the world will have His colour and His light and His madness]].

->f you need to go to the bathroom after this next [[TestedOnHumans series of tests]], please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because [[{{Understatement}} that's not supposed to happen]].

->Itchy skin, inflamed and peeling. Mouldering scabs, decaying, dribbling. That was how it started. Then bouquets of angry boils swelled tender and ripe. And bilious slime, dimly amber, curdled in jaundiced wounds. Rivers of putrid phlegm cascaded from scarlet sores as fractured bone ruptured rotting flesh. Crimson agony soaked into tattered clothing. Sullied body and soiled garment twisted and merged... a swirling mosaic of fused fresh and fabric. That was how it continued. Sidney Crumb is ''ill.''