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->'''Babs''': Batman left very clear instructions, Robin. Did you not see the very clear instructions?
->'''Note''': Damian, you are still too young to drive the Batmobile.
->'''Damian''': It's ambiguous.
-->--''Webcomic/BatmanWayneFamilyAdventures'', "[[Recap/BatmanWayneFamilyAdventuresEpisode3EyesAndEars Eyes and Ears]]"
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->''I love democracy.''
-->-- '''Supreme Chancellor Palpatine''', ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''

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->''I love democracy. I love the Republic.''
-->-- '''Supreme Chancellor Palpatine''', '''[[VillainWithGoodPublicity Supreme Chancellor]] [[BigBad Palpatine]]''', ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''
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'''Red:''' Uh, Green was the one who ''died.''\\
'''Blue:''' [[VerbalBackspace Red did it.]]

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'''Red:''' Uh, Green was the one who ''died.''\\
''died''.\\
'''Blue:''' [[VerbalBackspace Red did it.]]it]].



->'''Wilbur:''' Wait, Tommy, you're not actually burning down the forest. That was the one thing [[BigBad Schlatt]] put on the book he was gonna do. That's literally the thing we're fighting against.\\
'''Tommy:''' [[OhCrap Uh...]]\\

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->'''Wilbur:''' Wait, Tommy, you're not actually burning down the forest. That was the one thing [[BigBad [[ArcVillain Schlatt]] put on the book he was gonna do. That's literally the thing we're fighting against.\\
'''Tommy:''' [[OhCrap Uh...]]\\Uh]]...\\



'''Tommy:''' Wilbur, I'm—[[ExactWords the forest is alive.]]\\

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'''Tommy:''' Wilbur, I'm—[[ExactWords I'm– [[ExactWords the forest is alive.]]\\alive]].\\



'''Tommy:''' Yeeah. Lotta life in this forest. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Bugs and shit.]]

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'''Tommy:''' Yeeah. Lotta life in this forest. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Bugs and shit.]]shit]].
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-->-- ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''

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-->-- ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''
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->'''Cringer:''' ''"I knew I should've found instead some nice, safe corner of the stables in which to take my rest!"''\\
'''Adam:''' ''"You complain overly much, cat! I wouldn't dream of disturbing your sleep were it not important!"''\\
'''Cringer:''' ''"HA! A likely story, my prince! Sometimes I think you take pleasure in badgering this poor cat with your dangerous escapades!"''
-->-- "ComicBook/FateIsTheKiller"
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'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara Kent]]:''' ''"Oh, no, I'm fine, really! I, uh, just ate too much, is all...''"''

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'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara Kent]]:''' ''"Oh, no, I'm fine, really! I, uh, just ate too much, is all...''"''"''\\



[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]]:''' ''"So...You want to talk about it?"''\\

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[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} '''[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]]:''' ''"So...You want to talk about it?"''\\

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-->-- '''[[MagnificentBastard Scorpius]],''' ''Series/{{Farscape}}: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie''

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-->-- '''[[MagnificentBastard Scorpius]],''' '''Scorpius''', ''Series/{{Farscape}}: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie''




->'''Martha Kent:''' ''"Kara...Are you sure you're all right, dear? You're looking a little pale..."''\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara Kent]]:''' ''"Oh, no, I'm fine, really! I, uh, just ate too much, is all...''"''
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[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]]:''' ''"So...You want to talk about it?"''\\
'''Kara Kent:''' ''"Is it that obvious?"''\\
'''Clark Kent:''' ''"'Ate too much'? You barely touched your food, Kara."''\\
'''Kara Kent:''' (sighing) ''"Didn't need X-Ray Vision to see right through me, huh?"''
-->-- ''ComicBook/SupergirlAdventuresGirlOfSteel''



->'''Light:''' No one is listening to you, [[NotSoImaginaryFriend Ryuk]].\\

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->'''Light:''' No one is listening to you, [[NotSoImaginaryFriend Ryuk]].Ryuk.\\



'''Light:''' Uh, It's my new name for you. It means [[Music/{{Kesha}} Ke$ha]] in Japanese.

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'''Light:''' Uh, It's my new name for you. It means [[Music/{{Kesha}} Ke$ha]] Music/{{Kesha}} in Japanese.



->'''Zee:''' I told you to keep [[ExplosiveBreeder them]] '''APART!'''\\

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->'''Zee:''' I told you to keep [[ExplosiveBreeder them]] them '''APART!'''\\



'''Zee:''' ''[[DeathGlare (glares at her)]]''\\

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'''Zee:''' ''[[DeathGlare (glares ''(glares at her)]]''\\her)''\\



'''Zee:''' ''[[ShotReverseShot (camera zooms in a little closer on her glare)]]''\\

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'''Zee:''' ''[[ShotReverseShot (camera ''(camera zooms in a little closer on her glare)]]''\\glare)''\\



'''Zee:''' ''[[RuleOfThree (the camera cannot get any closer)]]''\\

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'''Zee:''' ''[[RuleOfThree (the ''(the camera cannot get any closer)]]''\\closer)''\\



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->''If you saw a bullet hit a bird and he told you he wasn't shot, you might weep at his courtesy, but you would certainly doubt his word.''
-->-- '''Creator/EmilyDickinson'''

->''Bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are.''
-->-- '''Harry Frankfurt''', "On Bullshit"
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->'''Hancock''': What is this? Who are we to each other?\\
'''Mary''': We’re brother and sister.\\
'''Hancock''': That’s a lie.\\
'''Mary''': No, I’m your sister.\\
'''Hancock''': That is a lie.\\
'''Mary''': I’m your sister!\\
'''Hancock''': That is a lie.\\
'''Mary''': No!\\
'''Hancock''': Sisters don’t kiss brothers the way you kissed me last night. You’re lying. Deal's off! Let’s go see how Ray feels about this.
-->-- ''Film/{{Hancock}}''
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->'''Security Guard:''' I know you snuck out last night, Morales!\\
'''Miles: ''' (thinking) Play dumb.\\
'''Miles:''' ...Who's Morales?\\
'''Miles:''' (thinking) Not ''that'' dumb!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse''
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-->--''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody

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-->--''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody
-->--''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody''
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->'''Zack:''' Hey! A bowling trophy! Arwin, you bowl?\\
'''Arwin:''' No, no, no. I found that in the trash. Makes a great paperweight.\\
'''Zack:''' But it says, "First Place: Arwin Hawkhauser".\\
'''Arwin:''' That's... my sister. It's her trophy. She won it.\\
'''Zack:''' She has the same first name as you?\\
'''Arwin:''' We were a poor family. We could only afford one name.
-->--''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody
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-->-- '''Porky Minch''', ''VideoGame/EarthBound''

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-->-- '''Porky Minch''', ''VideoGame/EarthBound''
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->''I'm just here to lend a helping hand, you know, make sure [[TheCartel the business]] is running in order. A got a--I got a good head for numbers. But listen, don't even worry, it's gonna be [[CompleteMonster like]] [[TheSociopath I'm]] [[TheHeavy not]] [[FauxAffablyEvil even]] [[MaskofSanity here]].''

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->''I'm just here to lend a helping hand, you know, make sure [[TheCartel the business]] is running in order. A got a--I got a good head for numbers. But listen, don't even worry, it's gonna be [[CompleteMonster like]] like [[TheSociopath I'm]] [[TheHeavy not]] [[FauxAffablyEvil even]] [[MaskofSanity here]].''
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->'''Spikewall''': Attention, Hostile Targets. [[SchmuckBait You Can Come Out Now. It is Safe]].\\
(''hears movement'')\\
[[ImmediateSelfContradiction *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*]]
-->-- ''Patient Zero'' by WebAnimation/TheParryGod

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->''You tell her that not only are they low in calories (a total lie), they even prevent further calories (another total lie). Wonka said people should definitely not take more than one (actually, a truth), but that two might be okay (honestly you're not even sure about this one -- sounds believable?)''
-->-- ''Weeb's Wonka Game'' if you decide to trick Tori into eating free dough samples.



->''You tell her that not only are they low in calories (a total lie), they even prevent further calories (another total lie). Wonka said people should definitely not take more than one (actually, a truth), but that two might be okay (honestly you're not even sure about this one -- sounds believable?)''
-->-- ''Weeb's Wonka Game'' if you decide to trick Tori into eating free dough samples.

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'''Seymour:''' Yeah, and [[NonIndicativeName you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled]]. \\
[…]\\
'''Chalmers:''' (''spots Skinner's burning kitchen'') Good Lord! What is happening in there?!\\
'''Skinner:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability Aurora Borealis.]]\\
'''Chalmers:''' A-Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day?! ''In this part of the country?! LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!''\\
'''Skinner:''' [[BluntYes Yes]].\\
'''Chalmers:''' (''{{beat}}'') [[SeamlessSpontaneousLie May I see it?]]\\
'''Skinner:''' (''{{beat}}'') [[BluntNo No]].

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'''Seymour:''' Yeah, and [[NonIndicativeName you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled]]. \\\n[…]\\\n'''Chalmers:''' (''spots Skinner's burning kitchen'') Good Lord! What is happening in there?!\\\n'''Skinner:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability Aurora Borealis.]]\\\n'''Chalmers:''' A-Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day?! ''In this part of the country?! LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!''\\\n'''Skinner:''' [[BluntYes Yes]].\\\n'''Chalmers:''' (''{{beat}}'') [[SeamlessSpontaneousLie May I see it?]]\\\n'''Skinner:''' (''{{beat}}'') [[BluntNo No]].
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->'''Howard:''' ''[nervously]'' Who are you?\\
'''Old Gregg:''' I'm Old Gregg. Pleased to meetcha.\\
'''Howard:''' What do you want?\\
'''Old Gregg:''' Maybe I should ask you the same question. Whatcha doin' in my waters?\\
'''Howard:''' Just... take in the air, you know? Not fishing!\\
'''Old Gregg:''' ''[pulling on the fishing line currently attached to his head]'' Then how come this hook's in my head, fool?\\
'''Howard:''' It's nothing to do with me, sir.\\
'''Old Gregg:''' ''It's attached to your rod, motherlicker!''
-->-- ''Series/TheMightyBoosh''
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-->-- ''Weeb's Wonka Game''

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-->-- ''Weeb's Wonka Game''Game'' if you decide to trick Tori into eating free dough samples.
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->''You tell her that not only are they low in calories (a total lie), they even prevent further calories (another total lie). Wonka said people should definitely not take more than one (actually, a truth), but that two might be okay (honestly you're not even sure about this one -- sounds believable?)''
-->-- ''Weeb's Wonka Game''
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'''Brigadier Beauras: ''"It's serious to get lost in the forbidden zone."''\\

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'''Brigadier Beauras: Beauras''': ''"It's serious to get lost in the forbidden zone."''\\
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->''"Everyone's favourite!"''
-->-- The loading screen {{Tagline}} for [[TheScrappy Balloon Boy]], ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysWorld''
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-->-- '''The Once-ler''', claiming a very small animal cut down a tree, ''WesternAnimation/TheLorax''

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-->-- '''The Once-ler''', claiming a very small animal cut down a tree, ''WesternAnimation/TheLorax''''WesternAnimation/TheLorax2012''
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-> '''Nobita''': It... it followed me home, alright?
-->-- ''Anime/DoraemonNobitaAndTheGreenGiantLegend'', after Nobita's mother caught him sneaking a plant sapling into the house
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->'''Atreus''': Mimir... not sure how to ask this. There's stories Odin told me - like how he lost his eye - where the details are different from stories you've old me. And I trust you, of course, but... they don't seem like things he'd have a reason to lie about either.\\

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->'''Atreus''': Mimir... not sure how to ask this. There's stories Odin told me - like how he lost his eye - where the details are different from stories you've old told me. And I trust you, of course, but... they don't seem like things he'd have a reason to lie about either.\\
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->'''Atreus''': Mimir... not sure how to ask this. There's stories Odin told me - like how he lost his eye - where the details are different from stories you've old me. And I trust you, of course, but... they don't seem like things he'd have a reason to lie about either.\\
'''Mimir''': One thing to remember about liars, lad: ''[[ShapedLikeItself they lie]]''. They do it on principle. No issue too big or too small. They lie about anything they can get away with - and some things that they can't - just to demonstrate their power over reality. You must always bear that in mind.
-->--''Videogame/GodOfWarRagnarok''

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-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''', as ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk is three feet behind them, ''[[WesternAnimation/HulkVs Hulk Vs Wolverine]]''

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-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''', as ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk is three feet behind them, ''[[WesternAnimation/HulkVs Hulk Vs Wolverine]]''
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->My eyes settled on their dining room table. There was a stack of money, wrapped with a paper band just as the money in the lunchbox had been. Beside the money, plain as day, was the dark gray metal of a handgun.\\
My attention caught by the gun, I only barely caught my dad's question. "What are they like?"\\
"They seem like good people."
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''



-->-- ''[[Literature/XWingSeries X-Wing: Starfighters of Adumar]]''

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-->-- ''[[Literature/XWingSeries X-Wing: ''Literature/XWingSeries: Starfighters of Adumar]]''
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->'''Brigadier Beauras:''' ''"Nobody, ''nobody'', my boy, has ever told you to come here to pick strawberries. It is not true."''\\
'''Grisón:''' ''"No, sir, but I got lost..."''\\
'''Brigadier Beauras: ''"It's serious to get lost in the forbidden zone."''\\
'''Grisón:''' ''"I didn't do it on purpose, sir."''\\
'''Brigadier Beauras:''' ''"'Didn't you do it on purpose?"' The nerve of it. That is not a good excuse. First of all, there are no strawberries to be found around here. Especially in winter."''\\
'''Grisón:''' ''"It's spring, sir."''\\
'''Brigadier Beauras:''' ''"Yes, I know. Since this morning."''
-->-- ''Literature/AHoleInTheFence''
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->'''Calvin:''' Quick, mom! Aliens just landed in the back yard! They demand to talk to you! You go on out! I'll guard the cookies in the kitchen! Quick! Hurry! ''(thinking)'' She's not buying this.\\
'''Calvin's Mom:''' Calvin, just how dumb do you think I am?
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Calvin's Dad:''' What's all the ruckus?! You're supposed to be asleep! And what's with all these feathers?! Are you tearing up your pillows?!\\
'''Calvin:''' It was incredible, dad! A herd of ducks flew in the window and molted! They left when they heard you coming! Honest!\\
'''Hobbes:''' Nice alibi, frizzletop! No dessert for a week!\\
'''Calvin:''' You want another pillow across the kisser? I didn't hear ''you'' offer any brainstorms!
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
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->"You saw it, didn't you?"\\
[[VideoGame/{{Omori}} Basil]] was standing before [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Razputin]], stressed out, with stir crazy eyes, armed with garden shears.\\
"Whaaaattt, nooo…I was just…taking a walk?"\\
Not even in Basil's world would that kind of excuse slide, and it showed, as something appeared out of the boy's torso, almost enveloping him with it's shark-like teeth and black tendrils.
-->--''Fanfic/PsychOmoriNautsOperationWeedOutToSunset''

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