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-> '''The Joker''': What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration. I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me; secrets that are mine alone to know... ''[[WhamLine Bruce.]]'' It's true, Batsy! [[InternalReveal I know everything.]] And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit: it's sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the Sturm-and-[[JustForPun Batarangs]], you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy! [[DisappointedByTheMotive It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.]] ''(contemplative {{Beat}})'' [[KickTheDog Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!]] '''[[EvilLaugh HAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-Haaa-!]]'''

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-> '''The Joker''': What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration. I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me; secrets that are mine alone to know... ''[[WhamLine Bruce.]]'' It's true, Batsy! [[InternalReveal I know everything.]] And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit: it's sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the Sturm-and-[[JustForPun Batarangs]], Sturm-and-Batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy! [[DisappointedByTheMotive It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.]] ''(contemplative {{Beat}})'' [[KickTheDog Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!]] '''[[EvilLaugh HAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-Haaa-!]]'''
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-> '''The Joker''': It's true, Batsy! [[InternalReveal I know everything.]] And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit: it's sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the Sturm-and-[[JustForPun Batarangs]], you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy! [[DisappointedByTheMotive It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.]] ''(contemplative {{Beat}})'' [[KickTheDog Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!]] '''[[EvilLaugh HAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-Haaa-!]]'''

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-> '''The Joker''': What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration. I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me; secrets that are mine alone to know... ''[[WhamLine Bruce.]]'' It's true, Batsy! [[InternalReveal I know everything.]] And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit: it's sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the Sturm-and-[[JustForPun Batarangs]], you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy! [[DisappointedByTheMotive It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.]] ''(contemplative {{Beat}})'' [[KickTheDog Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!]] '''[[EvilLaugh HAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-Haaa-!]]'''
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-> '''The Joker''': A lot has changed since your uncle Joker has been away. New Gotham. New Rules. Even a new Batman.

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-> '''The Joker''': A You know kids, a lot has changed since while your old uncle Joker has Joker’s been away. New Gotham. New Rules. Even a new Batman.
Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again!
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-> '''The Joker''': YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!

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-> '''The Joker''': YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!
A lot has changed since your uncle Joker has been away. New Gotham. New Rules. Even a new Batman.
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->[[spoiler:'''The Joker''']]: [[IronicLastWords That’s not funny.]] That’s not...*croak*.
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-> '''The Joker''': It's true, Batsy! [[InternalReveal I know everything.]] And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit: it's sadly anticlimactic. Behind all the Sturm-and-[[JustForPun Batarangs]], you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy! [[DisappointedByTheMotive It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.]] ''(contemplative {{Beat}})'' [[KickTheDog Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!]] '''[[EvilLaugh HAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-Haaa-!]]'''



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-> Here you go,sonny boy.

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-> Here you go,sonny go, sonny boy.
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-> '''The Joker''': You've lost, Batman. Robin is mine. The last sound you'll hear will be our laughter.
-> (''Tosses the gun to Tim.'')
-> Here you go,sonny boy.
-> Make Daddy proud. Deliver the punchline.

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-> Make him one of us.
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-> '''The Joker''': YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!
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->'''Terry [=McGinnis=]:''' What can you tell me about clowns?
->'''Barbara Gordon:''' In this town, they're never funny.

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->'''Terry [=McGinnis=]:''' What can you tell me about clowns?
->'''Barbara
clowns?\\
'''Barbara
Gordon:''' In this town, they're never funny.
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->'''Terry [=McGinnis=]:''' It's funny, I know about all your other major enemies but you never mentioned him. He was [[ArchEnemy the biggest, wasn't he]]?\\
'''Bruce Wayne:''' It wasn't a popularity contest. He was [[TheSociopath a psychopath,]] [[YouMonster a monster.]]
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->'''Terry [=McGinnis=]:''' What can you tell me about clowns?
->'''Barbara Gordon:''' In this town, they're never funny.

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