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--->"Truly yours, once a decent man, but now,
---> Creator/MarkTwain, Infamous Perjurer, Montana Thief, Body-Snatcher, Delirium Tremens, Filthy Corruptionist, and Loathsome Embracer"

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--->"Truly ->"Truly yours, once a decent man, but now,
---> -> Creator/MarkTwain, Infamous Perjurer, Montana Thief, Body-Snatcher, Delirium Tremens, Filthy Corruptionist, and Loathsome Embracer"
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->'''Narrator''': Abraham Lincoln. Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe. Last year, Abe said he was 15 years old. Now he claims to be 16. Which is it, Abe? Better keep your story straight. He'd also like you believe he's not a [[EatsBabies baby eater.]] But he's never gone on record saying he isn't. [[InsaneTrollLogic Maybe he's too busy eating babies?]]\\

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->'''Narrator''': Abraham Lincoln. Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe. [[InsaneTrollLogic Last year, Abe said he was 15 years old. Now he claims to be 16. Which is it, Abe? Better keep your story straight. ]] He'd also like you believe he's not a [[EatsBabies baby eater.]] But he's never gone on record saying he isn't. [[InsaneTrollLogic Maybe he's too busy eating babies?]]\\babies?\\
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->'''Narrator''': Abraham Lincoln. Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe. Last year, Abe said he was 15 years old. Now he claims to be 16. Which is it, Abe? Better keep your story straight. He'd also like you believe he's not a EatsBabies baby eater.]] But he's never gone on record saying he isn't. [[InsaneTrollLogic Maybe he's too busy eating babies?]]\\

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->'''Narrator''': Abraham Lincoln. Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe. Last year, Abe said he was 15 years old. Now he claims to be 16. Which is it, Abe? Better keep your story straight. He'd also like you believe he's not a EatsBabies [[EatsBabies baby eater.]] But he's never gone on record saying he isn't. [[InsaneTrollLogic Maybe he's too busy eating babies?]]\\
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->'''Narrator''': Abraham Lincoln. Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe. Last year, Abe said he was 15 years old. Now he claims to be 16. Which is it, Abe? Better keep your story straight. He'd also like you believe he's not a EatsBabies baby eater.]] But he's never gone on record saying he isn't. [[InsaneTrollLogic Maybe he's too busy eating babies?]]\\
'''Abe''':''(holding a fork with a candle in the background)'' I can't wait to eat this-''(the video fastforewards to Abe having sauce on his face and the candle melted to the stub)'' Baby!\\
''(cut to a Baby on a plate)''\\
'''Abe''':''(Slurps up some spagetti)''\\
'''Narrator''': When's it gonna stop, Abe?\\
'''JFK''':''(holding two babies in front of the American flag)'' Not voting for Abe. It just makes sense.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''

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->Last year, Democratic candidate Michael Redmonds bought a sport utility vehicle. Three months later, there were two separate incidences of hit & runs by an unidentified SUV in his area. Is Democratic candidate Michael Redmonds to blame? Can you Afford to take that chance? Can your children?
->[{{beat}}]
->Vote Republican Senator Robert Thorn!, a candidate that has never committed vehicular homicide.

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->Last ->'''Announcer''': ''[sinister music]'' Last year, Democratic candidate Candidate Michael Redmonds bought Rebbins has purchased a sport utility vehicle. Sports Utility Vehicle. Three months later, later there were have been two separate incidences of hit & runs hit-and-runs by an unidentified SUV [=SUVs=] in his area. Is Democratic candidate Candidate Michael Redmonds Rebbins to blame? Can you Afford to take afford that chance? Can your children?
->[{{beat}}]
->Vote
children? ''[upbeat music]'' Vote Republican Senator Robert Thorn!, Thorne, a candidate that who has never committed vehicular homicide.homicide!
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->'''Peter:''' Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. You know, I grew up in this town. Quahog needs a moral, upstanding school board president, someone we can trust. Well, a lot of nasty things has been said during this campaign, but pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand. But here's something ''everyone'' can understand. Do you really want your children's future in the hands of '''this?''' ''(holds up a photo of Lois in skimpy lingerie)'' I know I don't.
->'''Cleveland:''' ''(voiceover)'' Paid for by the Peter Griffin for School Board President Committee. Sorry, Lois.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "Running Mates"
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---> MarkTwain, Infamous Perjurer, Montana Thief, Body-Snatcher, Delirium Tremens, Filthy Corruptionist, and Loathsome Embracer"
--> -- ''Running For Governor'' by MarkTwain

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---> MarkTwain, Creator/MarkTwain, Infamous Perjurer, Montana Thief, Body-Snatcher, Delirium Tremens, Filthy Corruptionist, and Loathsome Embracer"
--> -- ''Running For Governor'' by MarkTwain
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->Last year, Democratic candidate Michael Redmonds bought a sport utility vehicle. Three months later, there were two separate incidences of hit & runs by an unidentified SUV in his area. Is Democratic candidate Michael Redmonds to blame? Can you Afford to take that chance? Can your children?
->[{{beat}}]
->Vote Republican Senator Robert Thorn!, a candidate that has never committed vehicular homicide.
-->-- 1 of 3 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ovLsFhd-EM radio ads]] from ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''
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->'''[=John McCain:=]''' That may be true. But there is a dark side to American populism. Some people win elections tapping into it. [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight I'm not one of those people.]]

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->'''[=John '''[=John McCain:=]''' That may be true. But there is a dark side to American populism. Some people win elections tapping into it. [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight I'm not one of those people.]]
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->'''[=John McCain:=]''' Any of you ever been accused of having a Negro child out of wedlock because your adopted daughter was born in Bangladesh? And then when she was 16 and Googled her name, I had to explain to her why [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush President Bush's]] henchmen called her a bastard when she was 10 years old.\\
'''Rick Davis:''' Uhh err yeah, South Carolina... that was an ugly primary. But this isn't the same thing. Reverend Wright really ''did'' say those things.\\
->'''[=John McCain:=]''' That may be true. But there is a dark side to American populism. Some people win elections tapping into it. [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight I'm not one of those people.]]
-->--''Film/GameChange''

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-> I gave it up. I hauled down my colors and surrendered. I was not equal to the requirements of a Gubernatorial campaign in the state of New York, and so I sent in my withdrawal from the candidacy, and in bitterness of spirit signed it, "Truly yours, once a decent man, but now

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-> I gave it up. I hauled down my colors and surrendered. I was not equal to the requirements of a Gubernatorial campaign in the state of New York, and so I sent in my withdrawal from the candidacy, and in bitterness of spirit signed it, "Truly it,
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--> ''Running For Governor'' by MarkTwain

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--> -- ''Running For Governor'' by MarkTwain
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--> ''Running For Governor'' by MarkTwain

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--> ''Running For Governor'' by MarkTwainMarkTwain
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-> I gave it up. I hauled down my colors and surrendered. I was not equal
to the requirements of a Gubernatorial campaign in the state of New York,
and so I sent in my withdrawal from the candidacy, and in bitterness of
spirit signed it, "Truly yours, once a decent man, but now

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--> MarkTwain, Infamous
Perjurer, Montana
Thief, Body-Snatcher, Delirium Tremens, Filthy Corruptionist, and Loathsome Embracer"

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\n-> I gave it up. I hauled down my colors and surrendered. I was not equal
equal to the requirements of a Gubernatorial campaign in the state of New York,
York, and so I sent in my withdrawal from the candidacy, and in bitterness of
of spirit signed it, "Truly yours, once a decent man, but now

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now
--->
MarkTwain, Infamous
Infamous Perjurer, Montana
Montana Thief, Body-Snatcher, Delirium Tremens, Filthy Corruptionist, and Loathsome Embracer"
Embracer"

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