History Quotes / AtopTheFourthWall

->''There are two kinds of magic in the world: Magic as a force that can grant the wondrous... and then there's narrative magic. The kind where we get the classic phrase:[AWizardDidIt "It's magic we don't have to explain it".]

->If you are reviving this signal then you may want to take that huge-ass helmet off you head and listen for a minute.

[[WhoIsThisGuyAgain Brodsky—]] [[WallBangers You're not the smartest]]\\

-->Linkara taunting Vyce, ''Youngblood #3''

-->Linkara taunting Vyce Youngblood #3

[[WhoIsThisGuyAgain Brodsky—]] [[WallBanger You're not the smartest]]\\

If you are reviving this signal then you may want to take that huge-ass helmet off you head and listen for a minute.
Listen I just wanted to tell you how deeply honoured I am.
You see I was once told you were the stuff of nightmares for god's and monsters alike.
And that's why I'm so honoured you see, You've seen fit to show me your true colours.
And the main one is a big bright shade of yellow, All that you see you conquer huh?
Well I guess you never did really set you're eyes on me then, You were too busy looking the other way and running for your life.
And it's a good thing too you've shown just how inadequate you are.
You're not up to the task of facing this "Entity" you're so afraid of.
Tell you what why don't you go tuck your cape between your legs and run home, While I deal with it after all.
It's what your good at.
However if you want to prove me wrong, You know where to find me.

->I'm not some pretty boy with marital problems. I don't have some confused psyche or unresolved parental issues. You're not dealing with a SilentHill protagonist here! Time and again, someone got it into their head that they could defeat me. Time and again they beat me down, they knocked me out, and they tried to make me give up. You come at me with insecurity, self-doubt, and angst? You try to make me doubt who I am? I am the man who [[{{Pokemon}} defeated]] Pyramid Head. I am the man who conquered [[CountdownToFinalCrisis Countdown]]. I am the man who fought off the [[StarTrekEliteForce Vohrsoth]] and destroyed Mechakara! I am the liberator of {{Kickassia}}! I am a [[StarTrek Starfleet captain]]! I am a [[PowerRangers Power Ranger]]! I'm [[AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Guy With The Hat]]! [[BadassBoast I am Linkara]]!

[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Linkara sits down nonetheless]], [[{{Determinator}} and forces himself through it.]]\\

[[WhoIsThisGuyAgain Brodsky--]][[WallBanger You're not the smartest]]\\
[[RobLiefeld Liefeld--]][[OffModel You're not an artist]]\\
[[AcceptableTargets Anyone who's had a bad comic published]] [[YouCanRunButYouCantHide --It could be your turn]]\\
[[{{Linkara}} LINKARA!]] [[{{CatchPhrase}} HE IS A MAN! * PUNCH* !]] [[NiceHat Wears a purdy hat]]\\
[[{{Linkara}} LINKARA!]] [[CoolGun He has a magic gun]]... [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys Where'd he purchase that?]]\\

[[IncendiaryExponent Setting ablaze]] [[CrisisCrossover crossovers]], [[VerySpecialEpisode one-shots,]] [[AndTheRest and]] [[RedSkiesCrossover tie-ins,]]\\

[[TitleDrop Atop the fourth wall]], [[EvilOverlooker looking down on us all.]]\\

[[{{Linkara}} LINKARA!]] [[{{CatchPhrase}} HE IS A MAN! * PUNCH* !]], [[{{ArmCannon}} What's that on his arm?]]\\

->''[[{{Hello}} Welcome to]] ''AtopTheFourthWall'', [[KillItWithFire where bad comics burn.]]\\

[[WallBanger but]] [[JoeQuesada Quesada]] [[CosmicRetcon sold them to]] [[OneMoreDay Mephisto,]]\\

-->--'''Linkara''' in his final Christmas review of 2010

-->--'''Linkara''' on [[http://twitter.com/Linkara19/status/29610609229 his Twitter]]

->''So begins them [[[LegionOfSuperheroes Triplicate Girl and Karate Kid]]] travelling around trying to find a cure for his [Karate Kid's] disease. Wait a second, I just realised something. These two are running around looking for a cure. Bob [the Monitor]'s group is running around looking for Ray Palmer. [[Comicbook/{{Superman}} Jimmy [Olsen]]] and Forager are running around looking for the {{New God|s}} killer. [[Comicbook/TheFlash Trickster and Piper]] are running around looking for a way out of their handcuffs. '''They should have just called this series ''Running Around Looking for Crap''!'''''

->"Remember, kids--when debating, solve your disagreements not with words, but by screaming '''I AM A MAN!!!''', and punching them in the guts."

->'''Dr. Insano:''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} He's coming for you, Linkara. He's ''coming for '''you'''''!]] ''(laughs maniacally, then falls over)''

->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Yes. Very mad.

->'''[[BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]:''' ''{{Film/Equilibrium]]'' is '''brilliant''' and Wimmer is God!

->'''Film Brain:''' Hey, it's Film ''Brain''? ''({{evil laugh}})''

->"When debating, solve your disagreements not with words, but by screaming '''I AM A MAN!!!''', and punching them in the gut."

->"And so he upgrades his rig into a technologically advanced super-rig with ''radars'' and ''weapons'' and the like. But the most patently ridiculous part of this is the remote control he has for his truck ''that's inside of a silver dollar''. And next he'll teach us how to put a TV remote inside of quarter! Or how about a gun that's inside of a nickel!?"

->'''Linkara:''' (reading) Angry Joe is walking right into a trap!
->'''Angry Joe:''' It's Linkara. He's in big trouble. Assemble the army! He's gonna need all the help he can get.
->'''Linkara:''' Oh my god! TV Tropes used one of my quotes!
->'''Benzaie:''' This can't be right...it says I'm not French. They say I'm African-American.
->'''Linkara:''' Get this, {{MarzGurl}}, this time I'M breaking up with YOU!!
->'''[=MarzGurl=]:''' Huh. Whatever, I got passion panties, bitch!

->'''Nostalgia Chick:''' Alright, so you've found my secret identity. (Ties her hair) That's right. [[PaperThinDisguise I'm the Nostalgia Chick]]!

->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' My god, it was you all along.
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' Yes, I hijackeded all the nuclear weapons of the world. And now, I have them at my ''disposal''. %%hijackeded [sic]

->'''Chester A. Bum:''' Oh... I'm just a bum. A bum who wants to take over the world. (laughs maniacally)
->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ''(interrupting)'' Y'know, that's not an everyday occurence.
->'''Chester A. Bum:''' ''(stops laughing)'' what?

->'''Linkara:''' Countdown is danger and disease wrapped in darkness and silence.
->'''Dr. Insano:''' He's coming for you, Linkara. He's ''coming for '''you'''''. ''(laughs maniacally, then falls over)''

->'''Film Brain:''' ''Equilibrium'' is '''brilliant''' and Wimmer is God!

->'''Film Brain:''' Hey, it's Film ''Brain''? ''(evil laugh)''

->'''Lee:''' The future... it's horrible, Linkara. Everybody went to see the ''Youngblood'' movie, and, and, we all got...the diseeeaaaase!

->'''Nostalgia Critic:''' ...it's okay.

-->--'''Linkara''''s commentary on ''Maximum Clonage'' when the Jackal orders Spidercide to kill Kane to Kane's surprise.

-->''Blue Beetle'' Tribute

-->--'''Linkara''', ''Countdown'' review Part 1

->I'm not some pretty boy with marital problems. I don't have some confused psyche or unresolved parental issues. You're not dealing with a {{Silent Hill}} protagonist here! Time and again, someone got it into their head that they could defeat me. Time and again they beat me down, they knocked me out, and they tried to make me give up. You come at me with insecurity, self-doubt, and angst? You try to make me doubt who I am? I am the man who [[{{Pokemon}} defeated]] Pyramid Head. I am the man who conquered [[CountdownToFinalCrisis Countdown]]. I am the man who fought off the [[StarTrekEliteForce Vohrsoth]] and destroyed Mechakara! I am the liberator of {{Kickassia}}! I am a [[StarTrek Starfleet captain]]! I am a [[PowerRangers Power Ranger]]! I'm [[AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Guy With The Hat]]! I am Linkara!

-->--'''Linkara''' on [[http://twitter.com/Linkara19/status/29610609229 Twitter]]

->I'm not some pretty boy with marital problems. I don't have some confused psyche or unresolved parental issues. You're not dealing with a {{Silent Hill}} protagonist here! Time and again, someone got it into their head that they could defeat me. Time and again they beat me down, they knocked me out, and they tried to make me give up. You come at me with insecurity, self-doubt, and angst? You try to make me doubt who I am? I am the man who defeated Pyramid Head. I am the man who conquered [[CountdownToFinalCrisis Countdown]]. I am the man who fought off the [[StarTrekEliteForce Vorsoth]] and destroyed Mechakara! I am the liberator of {{Kickassia}}! I am a [[StarTrek Starfleet captain]]! I am a [[PowerRangers Power Ranger]]! I'm That Guy With The Hat! I am Linkara!

-->--'''Linkara''', '''Silent Hill''' Dead/Alive Issue 5

{{Linkara}} [[ThisIsReality stands in reality defiance]]\\

->I'm not some pretty boy with marital problems. I don't have some confused psyche or unresolved parental issues. You're not dealing with a {{Silent Hill}} protagonist here! Time and again, someone got it into their head that they could defeat me. Time and again they beat me down, they knocked me out, and they tried to make me give up. You come at me with insecurity, self-doubt, and angst? You try to make me doubt who I am? I am the man who defeated Pyramid Head. I am the man who conquered [[CountdownToFinalCrisis Countdown]]. I am the man who fought off the [[StarTrekEliteForce Vorsoth]] and destroyed Mechakara! I am the liberator of {{Kickassia}}! I am a [[StarTrek Starfleet captain]]! I am a [[PowerRangers Power Ranger]]! I'm that guy with the hat! I am Linkara!

--->I'm not some pretty boy with marital problems. I don't have some confused psyche or unresolved parental issues. You're not dealing with a {{Silent Hill}} protagonist here! Time and again, someone got it into their head that they could defeat me. Time and again they beat me down, they knocked me out, and they tried to make me give up. You come at me with insecurity, self-doubt, and angst? You try to make me doubt who I am? I am the man who defeated Pyramid Head. I am the man who conquered [[CountdownToFinalCrisis Countdown]]. I am the man who fought off the [[StarTrekEliteForce Vorsoth]] and destroyed Mechakara! I am the liberator of {{Kickassia}}! I am a [[StarTrek Starfleet captain]]! I am a [[PowerRangers Power Ranger]]! I'm that guy with the hat! I am Linkara!

-->--'''Linkara''', ''Countdown'' review Part 1

{{Linkara}} [[ThisIsReality stands in reality defiant]]\\

->""What plan?! She ''planned'' for Air Force One to be brought down? She ''planned'' to get knocked unconscious by {{Batman}}? She ''planned'' for the Bana to purportedly to be the real enemy only they're not, thus making their entire sub-plot utterly, totally, completely worthless??!"'"

->'''Film Brain:''' ''Equilibrium'' is '''brilliant''' and ''Wimmer'' is God!