History Quotes / ArmouredClosetGay

->"How do you know when [[HeteronormativeCrusader a rabid, virile anti-gay activist]] is in fact gay? And y'know, the answer is ''well duh''."
-->-- '''Music/RoyZimmerman'''

->''I've known men who run down homosexuality because they are uncomfortable with it, perhaps harbor inclinations in that area; and I've known men who run down homosexuality and mean it.''
-->-- ''Literature/TheSecretHistory''

->Racists never imagine [[KarmicTransformation what it's like]] [[YouAreWhatYouHate to be like the person they hate]], [[HeteronormativeCrusader homophobes]] [[StupidSexyFlanders imagine it in graphic detail for hour upon hour.]]
-->-- '''Bob Schooley'''

->Let me tell you a little story. It's about you. You are what we call a "late in life"-gay. You are going to stay in the closet, [[TheBeard get married]], get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple of kids -- [[TakeThat maybe become a state senator or a deacon]], and then get caught in the men's room, [[SexualEuphemism tapping your foot]] with some page.
-->-- '''Santana,''' who knows a little something about this trope herself, '''''Series/{{Glee}}'''''

->'''Roy:''' [[ThirdPersonPerson Roy Cohn]] is not a homosexual. Roy Cohn is a heterosexual man who fucks around with guys.\\
'''Henry:''' Okay, Roy.\\
'''Roy:''' And what are my diagnosis?\\
'''Henry:''' You have AIDS.\\
'''Roy:''' ''No.'' Henry, no. AIDS is what homosexuals have. I have ''[[ShameIfSomethingHappened liver cancer]]''.
-->-- ''Theatre/AngelsInAmerica'' [[note]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98fBiOVEcyI In Al Pacino’s finest hour]][[/note]]

->'''Begbie:''' Look, I'm not a fuckin' bufty, and that's the end of it.
->'''Renton:''' Let's face it, it[[note]]Sleeping with a woman that actually turned out to be a man[[/note]] could have been wonderful.
-> (Begbie pins Renton to the wall and jams a knife into the wall between his legs)
-> '''Begbie:''' Now listen to me you piece of junkie shit, a joke's a joke, but mention that again and I'll cut you up!

->'''Mr. Garrison:''' Oh, stop filling his head with that queer-loving propaganda.
->'''Chef:''' Say what?! You of all people should be sympathetic.
->'''Mr. Garrison:''' What do you mean?
->'''Chef:''' Well, you're gay aren't you?
->'''Mr. Garrison:''' What?! What the hell are you talking about?! [[ImplausibleDeniability I am not gay.]]
->'''Chef:''' Well, you sure do act like it.
->'''Mr. Garrison:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic I just act that way to get chicks, dumb ass.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

-> '''Champ:''' You fellas remember that limp-wristed fairy that was supposed to do the financial reports?
-> '''Brian:''' Oh, yeah. We were 51% sure he was gay.
-> '''Champ:''' No, he was gay alright; I made out with him at the Christmas party.

->'''King Harkinian:''' [[OhCrap OAH!]] That's not me!\\
'''Future!King Harkinian:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Yes! I'm the King of Hyrule.]] I'm having gay sex with Duke Onkled.\\
...\\
'''King Harkinian:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability It must be Ganon.]]\\
...\\
'''King's Assistant:''' The King's gay!\\
'''King Harkinian:''' Fuck you! I'm not gay; I just like gay sex.
-->-- ''YouTubePoop - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZL6YHLwn9M The King's Secret]]''

->'''Homosexuality''' prompted much debate between those who believed it was innate and genetic, and those who believed it was an impulse that -- due to religion or upbringing -- they were not allowed to act on.
-->-- '''Creator/JonStewart''', ''Literature/EarthTheBook''

-->-- ''Literature/CatfishingOnCatnet Cat Pictures Please]]''

--> ''Literature/TheSecretHistory''

-->''Literature/TheSecretHistory''

-->--'''Bob Schooley'''

-->--'''Santana,''' who knows a little something about this trope herself, '''''Series/{{Glee}}'''''

-->--'''The Phantom Reporter''', ''The Twelve''

-->--'''Creator/JonStewart''', ''Literature/EarthTheBook''

-->--'''Literature/CatPicturesPlease'''