History for Quotes/AlwaysMurder

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'''Andy #1''': Just like Tim Messenger?\\
'''Angel''': Yes!\\
'''Andy #2''': ''And'' George Merchant?\\
'''Andy #2''': Yes!\\
'''Andy #1''': ''And'' Eve Draper?\\
'''Andy #2''': Yes!\\
'''Andy #2''': Martin Blower?\\
'''Angel''': [[AskAStupidQuestion No, actually.]]\\
'''Both Andys, in unison''': Really?\\
'''Angel''': [='=]'''''COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!'''''

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'''Andy ~~#1''':~~ #1:''' Just like Tim Messenger?\\
~~'''Angel''':~~ '''Angel:''' Yes!\\
'''Andy ~~#2''':~~ #2:''' ''And'' George Merchant?\\
'''Andy ~~#2''':~~ #2:''' Yes!\\
'''Andy ~~#1''':~~ #1:''' ''And'' Eve Draper?\\
'''Andy ~~#2''':~~ #2:''' Yes!\\
'''Andy ~~#2''':~~ #2:''' Martin Blower?\\
~~'''Angel''':~~ '''Angel:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion No, actually.]]\\
'''Both Andys, in ~~unison''':~~ unison:''' Really?\\
~~'''Angel''':~~ '''Angel:''' [='=]'''''COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!'''''

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->'''Konata:''' You know those detectives in manga and TV shows? Isn't it weird how they keep coming across murders all the time? Guys like [[Manga/CaseClosed Conan]] and [[Manga/TheKindaichiCaseFiles Kindaichi]]...\\
'''Kagami:''' If they didn't, they wouldn't have any mysteries to solve, would they?\\
'''Konata:''' Really? 'Cause they could go after normal cases, too.\\
'''Kagami:''' "Normal" how?\\
'''Konata:''' They could have a case where they run all over Japan looking for a missing person...[...] A case where a husband wants his wife tailed because he thinks she's cheating...\\
'''Kagami:''' Looking for a lost pet could be a case...\\
'''Konata:''' Yeah, right?\\
'''Kagami:''' Yeah, but do you think it'd be any fun to watch that?\\
'''Konata:''' Well, no, I guess it wouldn't be any fun at all.
-->-- ''Manga/LuckyStar''

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->Yankee detectives
->Are always on the TV,
->Because killers in America
->Work seven days a week.
-->-- '''Music/TheClash''', "I'm So Bored with the USA"

Malady

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Mar 31st 2021 at 5:14:28 PM

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Don't pothole in quotes.

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->''"There simply must be a corpse in a detective novel, and [[DeaderThanDead the deader the corpse the better]]. No lesser crime than murder will suffice. Three hundred pages is far too much bother for a crime other than murder. After all, the reader's trouble and expenditure of energy must be rewarded."''

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->''"There simply must be a corpse in a detective novel, and ~~[[DeaderThanDead~~ the deader the corpse the ~~better]].~~better. No lesser crime than murder will suffice. Three hundred pages is far too much bother for a crime other than murder. After all, the reader's trouble and expenditure of energy must be rewarded."''

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->'''Athena:''' Um, what IS today's case about, if I might ask? Another locked-room mystery? A suspect with a flimsy alibi? Ooh, or a dying message?\\
'''Apollo:''' Sorry, strike three, you're out. It's a civil case.\\
'''Athena:''' ...A civil case?\\
'''Apollo:''' You act like I'm speaking Swahili here.\\
'''Athena:''' It's just, the Wright Anything Agency specializes in criminal law, or so I thought.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneySpiritOfJustice''

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->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Leslie Tiller was '''''FUCKING MURDERED!'''''
->'''Andy #1''': Just like Tim Messenger?
->'''Angel''': Yes!
->'''Andy #2''': ''And'' George Merchant?
->'''Andy #2''': Yes!
->'''Andy #1''': ''And'' Eve Draper?
->'''Andy #2''': Yes!
->'''Andy #2''': Martin Blower?
->'''Angel''': [[AskAStupidQuestion No, actually.]]
->'''Both Andys, in unison''': Really?
->'''Angel''': [='=]'''''COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!'''''

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->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Leslie Tiller was '''''FUCKING MURDERED!'''''
->'''Andy MURDERED!'''''\\
'''Andy #1''': Just like Tim Messenger?
->'''Angel''': Yes!
->'''Andy Messenger?\\
'''Angel''': Yes!\\
'''Andy #2''': ''And'' George Merchant?
->'''Andy Merchant?\\
'''Andy #2''': Yes!
->'''Andy Yes!\\
'''Andy #1''': ''And'' Eve Draper?
->'''Andy Draper?\\
'''Andy #2''': Yes!
->'''Andy Yes!\\
'''Andy #2''': Martin Blower?
->'''Angel''': Blower?\\
'''Angel''': [[AskAStupidQuestion No, actually.]]
->'''Both ]]\\
'''Both Andys, in unison''': Really?
->'''Angel''': Really?\\
'''Angel''': [='=]'''''COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!'''''

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle:]]''' [...] It's my friend... I know she's not guilty, but she's going to be punished for a crime she didn't commit...
->'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright:]]''' What kind of crime is she being accused of?
->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Murder...
->'''Phoenix Wright:''' ''([[FirstPersonSmartass Hmph...]] [[LampshadeHanging Surprise surprise...]])''

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle:]]''' [...] It's my friend... I know she's not guilty, but she's going to be punished for a crime she didn't commit...
->'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney commit...\\
'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright:]]''' What kind of crime is she being accused of?
->'''Twilight of?\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Murder...
->'''Phoenix Murder...\\
'''Phoenix Wright:''' ''([[FirstPersonSmartass Hmph...]] [[LampshadeHanging Surprise surprise...]])''

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->''It seems to be the case that the crime story, at any rate on its higher levels, has greatly increased in bloodthirstiness during the past twenty years. Some of the early detective stories do not even contain a murder... Since 1918, however, a detective story not containing a murder has been a great rarity, and the most disgusting details of dismemberment and exhumation are commonly exploited.''
-->-- "Raffles and Miss Blandish" by Creator/GeorgeOrwell

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->''"Murder isn't the '''only''' crime in the world, it just seems that way around us."''
-->-- '''Caroline Julian''', ''Series/{{Bones}}''

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~~->''"Murder isn't~~ ->''"There simply must be a corpse in a detective novel, and [[DeaderThanDead the ~~'''only'''~~ deader the corpse the better]]. No lesser crime in than murder will suffice. Three hundred pages is far too much bother for a crime other than murder. After all, the ~~world, it just seems that way around us.~~reader's trouble and expenditure of energy must be rewarded."''
~~-->-- '''Caroline Julian''', ''Series/{{Bones}}''~~
-->--''Twenty Rules for Writing Detective Stories, Rule 7''

->'''Nicholas Angel:''' Leslie Tiller was '''''FUCKING MURDERED!'''''
->'''Andy #1''': Just like Tim Messenger?
->'''Angel''': Yes!
->'''Andy #2''': ''And'' George Merchant?
->'''Andy #2''': Yes!
->'''Andy #1''': ''And'' Eve Draper?
->'''Andy #2''': Yes!
->'''Andy #2''': Martin Blower?
->'''Angel''': [[AskAStupidQuestion No, actually.]]
->'''Both Andys, in unison''': Really?
->'''Angel''': [='=]'''''COURSE HE FUCKING WAS!'''''
-->--''Film/HotFuzz''

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->'''[[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright:]]''' What kind of crime is she being accused of?

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~~->'''[[VisualNovel/AceAttorney~~ ->'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright:]]''' What kind of crime is she being accused of?

Elbruno

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-->-- ''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm''

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-->-- ~~''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm''~~''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm''

TheOneWhoTropes

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-->-- '''Caroline Julian''', ''{{Bones}}''

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-->-- '''Caroline Julian''', ~~''{{Bones}}''~~
''Series/{{Bones}}''

Elbruno

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-->--'''Caroline Julian''', ''{{Bones}}''

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~~-->--'''Caroline~~ -->-- '''Caroline Julian''', ''{{Bones}}''

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-->--''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm'', showing that not even [[TrappedInAnotherWorld getting pulled into]] [[SugarBowl Equestria]] can save Phoenix from this trope.

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~~-->--''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm'', showing that not even [[TrappedInAnotherWorld getting pulled into]] [[SugarBowl Equestria]] can save Phoenix from this trope.~~-->-- ''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm''

Elbruno

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->'''[[AceAttorney Phoenix Wright:]]''' What kind of crime is she being accused of?

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~~->'''[[AceAttorney~~ ->'''[[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright:]]''' What kind of crime is she being accused of?

Elbruno

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Mar 28th 2012 at 3:00:34 PM

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle:]]''' (...) It's my friend... I know she's not guilty, but she's going to be punished for a crime she didn't commit...

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle:]]''' ~~(...)~~ [...] It's my friend... I know she's not guilty, but she's going to be punished for a crime she didn't commit...

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->'''Phoenix Wright:''' (Hmph... [[LampshadeHanging Surprise surprise...]])
-->--''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm'', showing that not even [[TrappedInAnotherWorld getting pulled into]] [[SugarBowl Equestria]] can save Nick from this trope.

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->'''Phoenix Wright:''' ~~(Hmph...~~ ''([[FirstPersonSmartass Hmph...]] [[LampshadeHanging Surprise surprise...~~]])~~
]])''
-->--''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm'', showing that not even [[TrappedInAnotherWorld getting pulled into]] [[SugarBowl Equestria]] can save ~~Nick~~ Phoenix from this trope.

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle:]]''' (...) It's my friend... I know she's not guilty, but she's going to be punished for a crime she didn't commit...
->'''[[AceAttorney Phoenix Wright:]]''' What kind of crime is she being accused of?
->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Murder...
->'''Phoenix Wright:''' (Hmph... [[LampshadeHanging Surprise surprise...]])
-->--''FanFic/TurnaboutStorm'', showing that not even [[TrappedInAnotherWorld getting pulled into]] [[SugarBowl Equestria]] can save Nick from this trope.

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