History Quotes / AllMythsAreTrue

->''"All myths are true, even if they're not exactly'' right".

-->'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''''s [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS5E27 review]] of ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom''

-->WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS5E27 review]] of ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom''

-->''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''s [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS5E27 review]] of ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom''

->'''Legends''' are an important source of true information. They always turn out to be far more accurate than HISTORY. Listen and attend carefully if anyone recounts you a legend. ... But no matter how improbable the story, it will always turn out to be the exact truth and only by following it accurately can you hope to succeed in your QUEST. [[TheLawOfConservationOfDetail The Management will never all anyone to tell you a Legend unless it is going to be important for you to know.]]

-->-- '''SamAndFuzzy''' ''[[http://samandfuzzy.com/1075 strip 1075]]''

-->-- '''AbneyPark''', "All The Myths Are True"

->''"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."''

->''"All tribal myths are true, for a given value of 'true'".''

->'''Phoebe:''' So...goblins are real...and so are unicorns...also dragons, sphinxes, and pixies! What ''else'' is real?
->'''[[{{Unicorn}} Marigold]]:''' Avocados!
->'''Phoebe:''' I already know about avocados.
->'''Marigold:''' I am so proud!

-> '''Don Gerb:''' '''Yes!''' The legends were '''true!'''
-> '''Sam:''' '''Damn it!''' Why are the legends '''always''' true?
-> '''Fuzzy:''' And '''disgusting!''' Always '''disgusting!'''

-> ''"Year after year, science finds explanations, scientific reasons behind all the legends. They think this proves history was not as myth has shown it, but in fact it proves that all the myths were true."''

-> ''"Legend tells us one thing, history another. But every now and then we find something that belongs to both."''

->''Our ancient nightmares, the ghostly legends,''
->''And fiendish tales, all the myths are true.''
->''Scientists have unearthed enormous skeletons''
->''They think we've disproved that all the myths are true.''

->'''''Legends''' are an important source of true information. They always turn out to be far more accurate than HISTORY. Listen and attend carefully if anyone recounts you a legend. ... But no matter how improbable the story, it will always turn out to be the exact truth and only by following it accurately can you hope to succeed in your QUEST. [[TheLawOfConservationOfDetail The Management will never all anyone to tell you a Legend unless it is going to be important for you to know.]]''

->'''Laura:''' As the world’s greatest detective, Batman has also deduced, [[ShockingSwerve apropos of nothing]], that '''the ancient Egyptian gods''' live in a secret chamber nearby, and demands that the scientists take him there... we learn that the Egyptian gods were actually products of ancient genetic experiments who sometimes rose to the world above through a fountain, and inspired religious worship.\\
'''David''': Yet another [[PoesLaw obscure conspiracy theory?]]\\
'''Laura''': Gotta catch ‘em all, David.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-review-commentary-part-4-neal-adams/ Laura Hudson and David Wolkin]]''', "The Complete and Utter Insanity of ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"

->''"Think about it, mate: legends! When has a legend ever not been true, huh? HUH?!"''

-->-- ''Webcomic/HeavenlyNostrils'', [[http://www.gocomics.com/heavenly-nostrils/2013/10/29 10/29/2013]]

-->-- ''Webcomic/HeavenlyNostrils''

-->-- '''NickFury''', ''Film/{{Thor}}''

-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/TheLastContinent''

-->-- '''Morpheus''', ''TheSandman #19'', "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

-->-- '''TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/TheLastContinent''

-->-- '''{{Sam and Fuzzy}}''' ''[[http://samandfuzzy.com/1075 strip 1075]]''

-->-- '''NickFury''', "{{Film/Thor}}"

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->''"'''Year after year, science finds explanations, scientific reasons behind all the legends. They think this proves history was not as myth has shown it, but in fact it proves that all the myths were true.'''"''
-->--''Abney park "'''All The Myths Are True'''"

-->-- '''AbneyPark''', ''All The Myths Are True''

-> '''Don Gerb:''' '''''Yes!''' The legends were '''true!'''''
-> '''Sam:''' '''''Damn it!''' Why are the legends '''always''' true?''
-> '''Fuzzy:''' ''And '''disgusting!''' Always '''disgusting!'''''

->''Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot.''

->''All tribal myths are true, for a given value of "true".''

-> '''Don Gerb:''' "'''Yes!''' The legends were '''true!'''"
-> '''Sam:''' "'''Damn it!''' Why are the legends '''always''' true?"
-> '''Fuzzy:''' "And '''disgusting!''' Always '''disgusting!'''"
-->-- {{Sam and Fuzzy}} [[http://samandfuzzy.com/1075 strip 1075]]

-> ''Year after year, science finds explanations, scientific reasons behind all the legends. They think this proves history was not as myth has shown it, but in fact it proves that all the myths were true.''
-->-- AbneyPark, ''All The Myths Are True''

-->--'''Morpheus''', ''TheSandman #19'', "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

-->'''TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/TheLastContinent''

--> {{Sam and Fuzzy}} [[http://samandfuzzy.com/1075 strip 1075]]

--> AbneyPark, ''All The Myths Are True''