History Quotes / AdamWesting

->Hi, I'm Michael Bay, director of Hollywood hits such as ''Film/{{Transformers}}''. And I demand things to be '''awesome.'''

-->--'''[[https://seachick.tumblr.com/post/713755298104508416/amp tumblr post]]'''

->'''CAT!''' What don't you understand about fucking cat, Edward? C-A-T. It's the first word you learn in a fucking book! '''''FUCK ME!''''' God-damn it!

->'''Adam West:''' ''(arranging the Batman actors in order)'' It should be Me, [[Creator/MichaelKeaton Keaton]], [[Creator/ValKilmer Kilmer]], [[Creator/WillArnett Lego]],[[note]]there is [[Videogame/LegoBatman a slight possibillity]] he was referring to Creator/TroyBaker[[/note]] [[Creator/ChristianBale Bale]] and [[Creator/GeorgeClooney that pretty boy Clooney]].\\

->'''Adam West:''' ''(arranging the Batman actors in order)'' It should be Me, [[Creator/MichaelKeaton Keaton]], [[Creator/ValKilmer Kilmer]], [[Creator/WillArnett Lego]],[[note]]there is [[Videogame/LegoBatman a slight possibillity]] he was referring to Creator/TroyBaker.[[/note]] [[Creator/ChristianBale Bale]] and [[Creator/GeorgeClooney that pretty boy Clooney]].\\

'''Howard:''' Can we just all agree we're worried about Affleck?\\

->'''Adam West:''' ''(arranging the Batman actors in order)'' It should be Me, Keaton, Kilmer, Lego, Bale and that pretty boy Clooney.\\

->''It was "Chocolate Rain"''\\
''Wrote a song about that history''\\
''Chocolate Rain''\\
''Now I'm paid a hefty, hefty fee''\\
''Chocolate Rain''\\
''Listen to the funky rhymes I weave''\\
''Chocolate Rain''\\
''I move away from the mic to breathe''

->My name isn't 'Adam We.' ...or is it? Who am I? What number did you call? Don't ever call here again. ''[hangs up]'' I guess I told him! '''''Nobody messes with Adam We!'''''

->'''Adam West:''' ''(arranging the Batman actors in order)'' It should be Me, Keaton, Kilmer, Lego, Bale and that pretty boy Clooney.
-> '''...'''
->'''Howard:''' Can we just all agree we're worried about Affleck?
->'''Adam West:''' What's an Affleck?
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCHnVjQrsRY 200th episode]]

-> '''CAT!''' What don't you understand about fucking cat, Edward? C-A-T. It's the first word you learn in a fucking book! '''''FUCK ME!''''' God-damn it!

-> ''''CAT!'''' What don't you understand about fucking cat, Edward? C-A-T. It's the first word you learn in a fucking book! '''''FUCK ME!''''' God-damn it!

->''Love Connection'' was never cancelled. It's just not on TV anymore. I still do [[IRejectYourReality the occasional episode in my basement]] with singles from the neighbourhood. ''(awkward stares from everyone)'' I'm '''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not]]''' crazy.
-->--'''[[LoveConnection Chuck Woolrey]]''', ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' ("My Cake")

->'''Dean Evans:''' What do you think of games? You play much games, you uh...?\\
'''Michael Biehn''': No, I don't-- I'm [[MoneyDearBoy just here for a paycheck]], and that's...that's about it.\\
'''Dean Evans:''' Well, you weren't first choice anyway. But we couldn't get Creator/KevinBacon.
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=699gKEJnoXE Interview]] for '''''VideoGame/FarCry3BloodDragon'''''

->Hi, I'm Creator/WilliamShatner, and I'm a shaman. I'm a conduit for the ancient forces of nature. You're no doubt wondering, 'Hey, Shatner, how do I hurl bolts of lightning?'
-->--''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' advert

->If you’re like me, you like [[TalkativeLoon talking to things]]. Hello, lamp. ''(imitates voice for the lamp)'' 'Hello, Gary!' See? Hello, pants. Thank you, fish, for being here.
-->-- '''Gary Busey''', Amazon Fire TV commercial

->Back in 1987, I played Alex Murphy, better known as ''[[Film/RoboCop1987 RoboCop]]'': a good policeman whom some greedy punks turned into a heavily-armed cyborg. Now you want to build a statue--[[OurFounder a monument]] to [=RoboCop=] and all that he stands for. Regrettably, not all of you see the wisdom of this tribute to the spirit of your city; specifically your mayor, David Bing, who said the idea is 'silly'. Well, Mayor Bing, if that is in fact your real name... ''([[LostInCharacter dons cardboard RoboCop helmet]])'' I don't think it's silly at all.
-->-- '''Creator/PeterWeller''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdA9kIOQCU "Robocop Speaks to Detroit"]]

->I have the easiest job in Hollywood, because I get paid to be me. What's the role? A milkman? 'Hey, I'm a milkman. Here's your milk.' 'Cut. Print.'
-->--'''Creator/ChristopherWalken'''

->It’s still not clear whether he’s in on the joke—there’s always been a bit of mystery to how aware Donald Trump is that Donald Trump is full of shit. But when you see him in person, and you hear him claim that the term “Supreme Leader” would be more fitting for him than for the head of Iran, there is the tiniest hint that he knows what a ludicrous thing this is to say. Even his exaggerations are hilarious. He said this was the biggest crowd in state history, even though we were in a public-school auditorium. He said he was worth more than $10 billion, a figure that is impossible for him to prove but [[TheTrickster also impossible for us to disprove.]]
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/story/trump-supporters-gop-campaign-iowa Drew Magary]]''', "What Kind of Person Would Vote For Creator/DonaldTrump? These People"

->'''Seymour Goldfarb Jr.''' (Creator/RogerMoore): A delusional millionaire who [[NapoleonDelusion thinks he’s Roger Moore.]] Not Film/JamesBond, mind you, just Roger Moore. This is actually a brilliantly silly idea, as Moore gets to send up his 007 persona, and the producers nearly get sued into poverty.
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''', [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/Tribute_to_Burt_Reynolds_Hal_Needham.aspx?Page=2 "How to Sink a Career in Six Easy Steps: A Tribute to the Films of Burt Reynolds and Hal Needham"]]

->Is [[Creator/NicolasCage Cage]] acknowledging and embracing his own madness? Like the [[Wrestling/TheIronSheik Iron Shiek]] becoming a cartoon of himself as a springboard to an irony-laced reinvention? Or, like when the studios had some old time movie star with a penchant for murdering call girls, and finally got tired of sweeping the bodies under the rug, is Hollywood accepting that his natural [[BuffySpeak Cageness]] cannot and should not be covered up any longer? Cage became a thing unto himself, where directors be all “just go be Nic Cage and we’ll roll” like some modern day Creator/KlausKinski, riding his craziness like a bucking bull, and pointing cameras at him to preserve it for the ages.
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/my-top-20-movies-of-2011-the-list-part-1/ Stuart Millard]]''' on ''Film/DriveAngry''

->The video for Tay Tay’s new single 'Blank Space' is supposed to be a parody of herself, but please. This video was obviously put together with actual security camera footage from Taylor’s mansion. This is a Music/TaylorSwift documentary!
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/10/taylor-swift-makes-fun-of-taylor-swift-in-her-new-video/ Michael K.]]''', 'Taylor should’ve gutted her man, pulled out his bones and veins, [[GenuineHumanHide made a guitar out of that shit]] and then used that bones and veins guitar to write a song about him'

-->--'''[[LoveConnection Chuck Woolrey]]''', ''{{Scrubs}}'' ("My Cake")

->''"Jerry's real passion is [[{{Egopolis}} his stadium]] and [[AbsurdlyLongLimousine his new fuckbus]], and the Cowboys are the little museum diorama that he walks by every so often to dust off. Even when he does his weekly 'Jerry says something stupid' bit with the media now, it feels like he's doing it strictly as a staged exercise. He is on Crazy Old Man Autopilot."''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-dallas-cowboys-1263538485 Drew Magary]]''' on Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, "Why Your Team Sucks 2013"

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/10/taylor-swift-makes-fun-of-taylor-swift-in-her-new-video/ Michael K.]]''', 'Taylor should’ve gutted her man, pulled out his bones and veins, [[GenuineHumanHide made a guitar out of that shit]] and then used that bones and veins guitar to write a song about how he’s an asshole piece of shit who fucked her over'