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-> I put in an order to the empire to send me a shitload of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of fucknuggets. I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event. You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You shitstains are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes. You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin fuckpuppets are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will FUCKSTART your souls. I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell I'll make you shit so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into fuckmasters of galactic destruction!

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-> I put in an order to the empire to send me a shitload of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of fucknuggets. I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event. You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You shitstains are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes. You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin fuckpuppets are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will FUCKSTART FUCK START your souls. I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell piñata. Hell, I'll make you shit so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness.business. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into fuckmasters of galactic destruction!



-> Ok, that's ''fucking'' it! "Mikasa, do you know karate?" "Mikasa, are you a samurai?" How about you try to actually get to know a culture next time before go and insult it with your stupid, insensitive ''bullshit''. Oh, but let's face it, that's probably asking ''way'' too much, considering the dumb shit you piled on me all these past three years. In that case, feel free to have a taste of your own medicine, muppet-fucking, cracker-loving, flavored, honky-tonk, krispy-kreme, pilsberry donut-cupcake, white supremacist, snowflake '''motherfuckers'''. Are there. Anymore. Questions.

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-> Ok, that's ''fucking'' it! "Mikasa, do you know karate?" "Mikasa, are you a samurai?" How about you try to actually get to know a culture next time before go and insult it with your stupid, insensitive ''bullshit''. Oh, but let's face it, that's probably asking ''way'' too much, considering the dumb shit you piled on me all these past three years. In that case, feel free to have a taste of your own medicine, muppet-fucking, cracker-loving, flavored, honky-tonk, krispy-kreme, pilsberry Krispy-Kreme, Pillsbury donut-cupcake, white supremacist, snowflake '''motherfuckers'''. Are there. Anymore. Questions.


-->-- '''[[OneSceneWonder Ascot Man]] choking Child!Eren'''

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-->-- '''[[OneSceneWonder Ascot Man]] choking Child!Eren'''Child!Eren'''

-> Ok, that's ''fucking'' it! "Mikasa, do you know karate?" "Mikasa, are you a samurai?" How about you try to actually get to know a culture next time before go and insult it with your stupid, insensitive ''bullshit''. Oh, but let's face it, that's probably asking ''way'' too much, considering the dumb shit you piled on me all these past three years. In that case, feel free to have a taste of your own medicine, muppet-fucking, cracker-loving, flavored, honky-tonk, krispy-kreme, pilsberry donut-cupcake, white supremacist, snowflake '''motherfuckers'''. Are there. Anymore. Questions.
-->-- '''Mikasa delivering a ReasonYouSuckSpeech to the other cadets.'''


-> “WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, EREN! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID! YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'? THIS'S MY ''CHILD-BEATING'' ASCOT; I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, EREN—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN, AND LOOKIN' ''GOOOOD'' IN THIS ASCOT— FWOOOOOO!! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! EREN, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD! BYEAAAH! I ''LOOVE'' CHILDREN TEARS! ''THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROOOWWW! JUST NOT FO' YO' BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN' YO' LIGHTS OUT! GET FUCKED!'' MAN, EREN, YOU GETTIN' YO' AS '''WHOPPED!''' I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU LUCKY BITCH! EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT— BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT SHIT IS?! BAH! I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! JUST ONE GOOD FIRM SMACK ON THE BUTT-CHEEK— BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DIIIICK!!!”

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-> “WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, EREN! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID! YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'? THIS'S MY ''CHILD-BEATING'' ASCOT; I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, EREN—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN, AND LOOKIN' ''GOOOOD'' IN THIS ASCOT— FWOOOOOO!! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! EREN, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD! BYEAAAH! I ''LOOVE'' CHILDREN TEARS! ''THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROOOWWW! JUST NOT FO' YO' BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN' YO' LIGHTS OUT! GET FUCKED!'' MAN, EREN, YOU GETTIN' YO' AS ASS '''WHOPPED!''' I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU LUCKY BITCH! EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT— BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT SHIT IS?! BAH! I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! JUST ONE GOOD FIRM SMACK ON THE BUTT-CHEEK— BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DIIIICK!!!”


-> “WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, EREN! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID! YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'? THIS'S MY ''CHILD-BEATIN''' ASCOT; I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, EREN—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN, AND LOOKIN' ''GOOOOD'' IN THIS ASCOT— FWOOOOOO!! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! EREN, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD! BYEAAAH! I ''LOOVE'' CHILDREN TEARS! ''THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROOOWWW! JUST NOT FO' YO' BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN' YO' LIGHTS OUT! GET FUCKED!'' MAN, EREN, YOU GETTIN' YO' AS '''WHOPPED!''' I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU LUCKY BITCH! EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT— BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT SHIT IS?! BAH! I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! JUST ONE GOOD FIRM SMACK ON THE BUTT-CHEEK— BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DIIIICK!!!”

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-> “WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, EREN! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID! YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'? THIS'S MY ''CHILD-BEATIN''' ''CHILD-BEATING'' ASCOT; I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, EREN—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN, AND LOOKIN' ''GOOOOD'' IN THIS ASCOT— FWOOOOOO!! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! EREN, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD! BYEAAAH! I ''LOOVE'' CHILDREN TEARS! ''THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROOOWWW! JUST NOT FO' YO' BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN' YO' LIGHTS OUT! GET FUCKED!'' MAN, EREN, YOU GETTIN' YO' AS '''WHOPPED!''' I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU LUCKY BITCH! EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT— BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT SHIT IS?! BAH! I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! JUST ONE GOOD FIRM SMACK ON THE BUTT-CHEEK— BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DIIIICK!!!”


-> “WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, EREN! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID! YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'? THIS'S MY ''CHILD-BEATIN''' ASCOT; I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, EREN—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN, AND LOOKIN' ''GOOOOD'' IN THIS ASCOT— FWOOOOOO!! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! EREN, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE $HIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD! BYEAAAH! I ''LOOVE'' CHILDREN TEARS ! ♪ THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROOOWWW! JUST NOT FO' YO' BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN' YO' LIGHTS OUT! GET FUCKED! ♫ MAN, EREN, YOU GETTIN' YO' AS ''WHOPPED!'' I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE $HIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU LUCKY BITCH! EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT— BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT $HIT IS?! BAH! I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! JUST ONE GOOD FIRM SMACK ON THE BUTT-CHEEK— BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE $HIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DIIIICK!!!”

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-> “WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, EREN! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID! YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'? THIS'S MY ''CHILD-BEATIN''' ASCOT; I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, EREN—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN, AND LOOKIN' ''GOOOOD'' IN THIS ASCOT— FWOOOOOO!! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! EREN, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE $HIT SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD! BYEAAAH! I ''LOOVE'' CHILDREN TEARS ! ♪ THE TEARS! ''THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROOOWWW! JUST NOT FO' YO' BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN' YO' LIGHTS OUT! GET FUCKED! ♫ FUCKED!'' MAN, EREN, YOU GETTIN' YO' AS ''WHOPPED!'' '''WHOPPED!''' I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE $HIT SHIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU LUCKY BITCH! EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT— BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT $HIT SHIT IS?! BAH! I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! JUST ONE GOOD FIRM SMACK ON THE BUTT-CHEEK— BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE $HIT SHIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DIIIICK!!!”

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-> “WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, EREN! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! I'M GONNA ANNIHILATE YOU, KID! YOU SEE THIS FUCKIN' ASCOT I'M WEARIN'? THIS'S MY ''CHILD-BEATIN''' ASCOT; I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, EREN—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN, AND LOOKIN' ''GOOOOD'' IN THIS ASCOT— FWOOOOOO!! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! EREN, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE $HIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHIIIILD! BYEAAAH! I ''LOOVE'' CHILDREN TEARS ! ♪ THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROOOWWW! JUST NOT FO' YO' BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN' YO' LIGHTS OUT! GET FUCKED! ♫ MAN, EREN, YOU GETTIN' YO' AS ''WHOPPED!'' I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE $HIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU LUCKY BITCH! EVEN WHEN I WAS A KID, I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT— BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT $HIT IS?! BAH! I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! JUST ONE GOOD FIRM SMACK ON THE BUTT-CHEEK— BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE $HIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DIIIICK!!!”
-->-- '''[[OneSceneWonder Ascot Man]] choking Child!Eren'''

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-->-- Armin embracing the Dark Side

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-->-- Armin '''Armin embracing the Dark SideSide'''


-->-- '''Shadis' epic rant to the 104th recruits'''

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-->-- '''Shadis' epic rant to the 104th recruits'''recruits'''
-> You thought you were fighting a mere mortal?! You thought you could probe the darkness that is my mind???! FOOL! I shall drown you in the maelstorm of my nightmares! My tentacles will twist and contort your throat as I throttle you with visions of hemaphroditic succubi and violent Oedipal rape fantasies!!! I will take your cities. I will subjugate your children. I will rape and devour your armies. But you, only you, will remain alive. So you may bear testament to my will and ultimate REVENGEANCE!!!
-->-- Armin embracing the Dark Side

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-> I put in an order to the empire to send me a shitload of badasses and pillage-hungry murder machines. Instead all I got was you cupcake cockclowns and a side order of fucknuggets. I can tell at a glance that at least 50% of you are cocksuckers, and the other 50% are cocksuckers who've never been told to believe in themselves. I'm going to shove my boot so far and fast up your assholes it'll trigger a geological event. You all reek of poverty and animal abuse. Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion.You shitstains are a collective masterpiece of failure. You cockgoblins circle jerk each other to exhaustion every night. You signed up to get pounded by the Titans and probably cried like sissies when you realized they actually don't have dicks. Your sensitive pussies cry so many tears you could float away on a river of douche canoes. You glitter-toed, cock-wrangling fairytinkle fagpuffin fuckpuppets are gonna get your collective anal cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you were getting double-fisted by the Colossal Titan himself! I will reorganize the failure that is all of your lives. I will FUCKSTART your souls. I'll make you mongoloid rock-chomping thundercunts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathanger abortion. I'm going to chop off your shriveled balls, put them where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and beat you like a pinata. Hell I'll make you shit so many bricks you'll put the Mexicans out of buisness. But fear NOT. Because in three years, I will turn you cock monarchs into fuckmasters of galactic destruction!
-->-- '''Shadis' epic rant to the 104th recruits'''

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