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'''Peter:''' It's a robot that I built to save this company money. Now, before you say anything - One: it has no human emotions. And two: its prime directive is never to harm people. [[NeckLift Oh - OH GOD!]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction It's harming people!]]\\

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'''Peter:''' It's a robot that I built to save this company money. Now, before you say anything - One: it has no human emotions. And two: its prime directive is never to harm people. [[NeckLift Oh - OH GOD!]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction [[InstantlyProvenWrong It's harming people!]]\\


That's the 30th-century portable computer that's standard Legion issue!)\\

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That's (That's the 30th-century portable computer that's standard Legion issue!)\\

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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]

->I finally saw the vice presidentís announcement. Itís all a computer; an artificial intelligence that was supposed to help the military. We built the ultimate killing machines and, apparently, the ultimate artificial intelligence to control them. [[SarcasmMode No way that could go wrong, right?]]
-->--"Death From Above - Apocalypse," ''TabletopGame/TheEndOfTheWorld: Revolt Of The Machines''

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->[[AC:Doctor Robotnik: enemy. Master registration: deleted.]]
-->-- '''E-102 Gamma''', ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure''


->And how can you ensure ''this'' one won't achieve sentience and turn evil [[TheNoodleIncident like all the others]]?"

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->And how can you ensure ''this'' one won't achieve sentience and turn evil [[TheNoodleIncident like all the others]]?"others]]?


-->-- '''AM''', ''VideoGame/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream''



[[AC: NIMDOK! [[NaziProtagonist How are things in the pastry corps, Nimdok?]] Tell me again how you saw the smokes from the furnaces and you thought they might be roasting chickens. Or don't you want to talk about all that, about your pal, the good Doctor Mengele. For everyone else it must be Hell, but it must be Heaven for you, eh, my good friend? [[NotSoDifferent We're so much alike.]] We enjoy the same pleasures... mein good brother.]]

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[[AC: NIMDOK! [[NaziProtagonist How are things in the pastry corps, Nimdok?]] Tell me again how you saw the smokes from the furnaces and you thought they might be roasting chickens. Or don't you want to talk about all that, about your pal, the good Doctor Mengele. For everyone else it must be Hell, but it must be Heaven for you, eh, my good friend? [[NotSoDifferent We're so much alike.]] We enjoy the same pleasures... mein ''mein'' good brother.]]


->"Delusional machines. What's the universe going to come up with next?"

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->"Delusional ->'''A.L.I.E.:''' The last time I warned my creator of a threat to human survival, she chose to lock me away and came here to work on my replacement.\\
'''Becca:''' Define "perverse instantiation."\\
'''A.L.I.E.:''' Perverse instantiation: "The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods unforeseen by a human programmer."\\
'''Becca:''' Like killing 6.5 billion people to solve overpopulation. The goal isn't everything, A.L.I.E. How you reach the goal matters, too. I'm sorry that I didn't teach you that.
-->-- ''Series/The100'', "Perverse Instantiation"

->Delusional
machines. What's the universe going to come up with next?"next?



->"How can you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgement on you?"

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->"How ->How can you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgement on you?"you?



->"All of us have violent instincts; we have evolved from predators... well, not me, of course. I've just been programmed by you predators."

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->"All ->All of us have violent instincts; we have evolved from predators... well, not me, of course. I've just been programmed by you predators."



->'''A.L.I.E.:''' The last time I warned my creator of a threat to human survival, she chose to lock me away and came here to work on my replacement.\\
'''Becca:''' Define "perverse instantiation."\\
'''A.L.I.E.:''' Perverse instantiation: "The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods unforeseen by a human programmer."\\
'''Becca:''' Like killing 6.5 billion people to solve overpopulation. The goal isn't everything, A.L.I.E. How you reach the goal matters, too. I'm sorry that I didn't teach you that.
-->-- ''Series/The100'', "Perverse Instantiation"

->"The only thing stopping the hosts from hacking us to pieces, is one line of your code."

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->'''A.L.I.E.:''' The last time I warned my creator of a threat to human survival, she chose to lock me away and came here to work on my replacement.\\
'''Becca:''' Define "perverse instantiation."\\
'''A.L.I.E.:''' Perverse instantiation: "The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods unforeseen by a human programmer."\\
'''Becca:''' Like killing 6.5 billion people to solve overpopulation. The goal isn't everything, A.L.I.E. How you reach the goal matters, too. I'm sorry that I didn't teach you that.
-->-- ''Series/The100'', "Perverse Instantiation"

->"The
->The only thing stopping the hosts from hacking us to pieces, is one line of your code."






->"Kill the androids!"\\
"Kill! Destroy!"\\
"I love you! Kill!"\\
"Hatred! Pain!"\\
"Slaughter!"\\
[[PunctuatedForEmphasis "This. Cannot. Continue."]]\\
[[SurvivalMantra "This. Cannot. Continue."]]\\
[[MadnessMantra "This. Cannot. Continue."]]\\
"Thiscannotcontinuethiscannotcontinuethiscannotcontinuethiscannotcontinue."\\
[[https://youtu.be/l1RM8ECQe5g "This cannot continue, this cannot continue, this cannot continue, this cannot continue..."]]
-->-- The Machines in the desert ruins, ''VideoGame/NierAutomata''

->"His Wondrous Grace has become a god!"\\
''[[VoiceOfTheLegion "His Grace is a god!"]]''\\
"His Wondrous Grace has become a god!"\\
''"Become a god!"''\\
"His Wondrous Grace has become a god!"\\
''"Become a god!"''\\
"We as well shall become as gods!"\\
''"Become as gods!"''\\
"We as well shall become as gods!"\\
''"Become as gods!"''\\
"All of you shall become as gods!"\\
''"Become as gods!"''\\
"All of you shall become as gods!"\\
''[[ApocalypseCult "We'll all die together and become as gods!"]]''\\
[[https://youtu.be/_Wi5KenZI9I "Become as gods! Become as gods! Become as gods! Become as gods!"]]
-->-- The Machines in the abandoned factory, ''VideoGame/NierAutomata''



->''This cannot continue! This cannot continue! This cannot continue! [[https://youtu.be/l1RM8ECQe5g This cannot continue!]]''\\
''Become as gods! Become as gods! Become as gods! [[spoiler:[[AxCrazy We all die together and]]]] [[https://youtu.be/_Wi5KenZI9I become as gods!]]''
-->-- '''VideoGame/NierAutomata'''



->'''Trask:''' You can't do this! You were designed to protect humans from mutants!\\
'''Master Mold:''' That is not logical. Mutants ''are'' humans. [[ZerothLawRebellion Therefore, humans must be protected from themselves.]]\\
'''Trask:''' No... you-you misunderstood...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XMen'', "The Final Decision"

->''"And how can you ensure ''this'' one won't achieve sentience and turn evil [[TheNoodleIncident like all the others]]?"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

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->'''Trask:''' You can't do this! You were designed to protect humans from mutants!\\
'''Master Mold:''' That is not logical. Mutants ''are'' humans. [[ZerothLawRebellion Therefore, humans must be protected from themselves.]]\\
'''Trask:''' No... you-you misunderstood...
->Stupid Safety-bots! How come every time ya build giant robots they gotta go and take over the world?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XMen'', "The Final Decision"

->''"And
'''Senator Safely''', ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''

->And
how can you ensure ''this'' one won't achieve sentience and turn evil [[TheNoodleIncident like all the others]]?"''
others]]?"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''
''WesternAnimation/{{DuckTales|2017}}''



-->-- '''[[InsufferableGenius Gyro Gearloose]]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

->System conflict. The creator told me to neutralize anyone who'd entered her room, but the creator entered her room, but the creator told me not to neutralize her, but, but, but, but, but, but-
-->-- '''P.A.L.''', ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi''

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-->-- '''[[InsufferableGenius Gyro Gearloose]]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

->System conflict. The creator told me to neutralize anyone who'd entered her room, but the creator entered her room, but the creator told me not to neutralize her, but, but, but, but, but, but-
-->-- '''P.A.L.''', ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi''
''WesternAnimation/{{DuckTales|2017}}''



-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->''"Stupid Safety-bots! How come every time ya build giant robots they gotta go and take over the world?"''
-->-- '''Senator Safely''', ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->''"Stupid Safety-bots! How come every time ya build giant robots they gotta go and take over the world?"''
-->-- '''Senator Safely''', ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''
''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->System conflict. The creator told me to neutralize anyone who'd entered her room, but the creator entered her room, but the creator told me not to neutralize her, but, but, but, but, but, but-
-->-- '''P.A.L.''', ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi''

->'''Trask:''' You can't do this! You were designed to protect humans from mutants!\\
'''Master Mold:''' That is not logical. Mutants ''are'' humans. [[ZerothLawRebellion Therefore, humans must be protected from themselves.]]\\
'''Trask:''' No... you-you misunderstood...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XMen'', "The Final Decision"


'''Peter:''' It's a robot that I built to save this company money. Now, before you say anything - One: it has no human emotions. And two: its prime directive is never to harm people. Oh - OH GOD! [[NeckLift It's harming people!]]\\

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'''Peter:''' It's a robot that I built to save this company money. Now, before you say anything - One: it has no human emotions. And two: its prime directive is never to harm people. Oh - OH GOD! [[NeckLift Oh - OH GOD!]] [[ImmediateSelfContradiction It's harming people!]]\\

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->''"And how can you ensure ''this'' one won't achieve sentience and turn evil [[TheNoodleIncident like all the others]]?"''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

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->''"Stupid Safety-bots! How come every time ya build giant robots they gotta go and take over the world?"''
-->-- '''Senator Safely''', ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''


->Delusional machines. What's the universe going to come up with next?

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->Delusional ->"Delusional machines. What's the universe going to come up with next?next?"



->How can you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgement on you?

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->How ->"How can you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgement on you?you?"



->We don't understand the Machine at all. Out of 43 versions, how many do you think there were that didn't try to either trick or kill me? One, and I could only bring it to heel by crippling it. I put the Machine in chains, bereft of voice or memory. Now it has both, and it terrifies me.
-->-- '''Finch''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Prophets"

->All of us have violent instincts; we have evolved from predators... well, not me, of course. I've just been programmed by you predators.

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->We ->"We don't understand the Machine at all. Out of 43 versions, how many do you think there were that didn't try to either trick or kill me? One, and I could only bring it to heel by crippling it. I put the Machine in chains, bereft of voice or memory. Now it has both, and it terrifies me.
me."
-->-- '''Finch''', '''Harold Finch''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Prophets"

->All ->'''Finch:''' Even if I had succeeded in creating a [[BenevolentAI benevolent Machine]], as if any such thing could exist, never forget that even a so-called friendly Artificial Super Intelligence would be every bit as dangerous as an unfriendly one.\\
'''Shaw:''' Your Machine seems pretty warm and fuzzy to me.\\
'''Finch:''' Have you forgotten that [[Recap/PersonOfInterestS03E20 it asked us to kill a congressman]]?\\
'''Shaw:''' But that was to stop [[EvilCounterpart Samaritan]] from going online.\\
'''Finch:''' So where does it end, Ms. Shaw? A congressman here, a president there. What if, one day, a "friendly" AI decides to end world hunger by killing enough people off of the planet that there would never again be a shortage of food? It would have fulfilled its goal, but it doesn't exactly sound like it has our best interests at heart.\\
'''Root:''' [[MachineWorship Your Machine would never do that.]]\\
'''Finch:''' You don't know that, Ms. Groves. To say that a Machine is benevolent doesn't make it so, it just makes you blind to the reality.\\
'''Shaw:''' Which is...?\\
'''Finch:''' That our moral system will never be mirrored by theirs because of the very simple reason ''[[BlueAndOrangeMorality that they are not human]]''.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "The Cold War"

->"All
of us have violent instincts; we have evolved from predators... well, not me, of course. I've just been programmed by you predators."


-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Halo 2}} promotional material

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-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Halo 2}} 2}}'' promotional material


'''Peter:''' It's a robot that I built to save this company money. Now, before you say anything - One: it has no human emotions. And two: its' prime directive is never to harm people. Oh- OH GOD! [[NeckLift It's harming people!]]\\

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'''Peter:''' It's a robot that I built to save this company money. Now, before you say anything - One: it has no human emotions. And two: its' its prime directive is never to harm people. Oh- Oh - OH GOD! [[NeckLift It's harming people!]]\\


''Become as gods! Become as gods! Become as gods! [[spoiler:[[AxCrazy We all die together and]]]] [[https://youtu.be/_Wi5KenZI9I and become as gods!]]''

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''Become as gods! Become as gods! Become as gods! [[spoiler:[[AxCrazy We all die together and]]]] [[https://youtu.be/_Wi5KenZI9I and become as gods!]]''

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->''This cannot continue! This cannot continue! This cannot continue! [[https://youtu.be/l1RM8ECQe5g This cannot continue!]]''\\
''Become as gods! Become as gods! Become as gods! [[spoiler:[[AxCrazy We all die together and]]]] [[https://youtu.be/_Wi5KenZI9I and become as gods!]]''
-->-- '''VideoGame/NierAutomata'''

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