History Podcast / StellarFirma

* OurClonesAreDifferent: [[IncompetenceInc Stellar Firma Ltd]] makes vast use of clones, who exist in batches designated by a first name to signify the batch and their number. Said clones are [[BornAsAnAdult born fully grown]] with all their knowledge wired into their heads during the process as well as being programmed with unflinching BlindObedience to their superiors (even past the point of self-preservation), as they are used by the company as a disposable SlaveRace with the official policy being they are things not people. Likewise due to Stellar Firma's inheritance-based caste system, any failures by members of staff will result in the clones being liquified (with it being heavily implied this is where the [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies Slurry that everyone lives off comes from]]). Clones are likewise capable of developing incredible physical prowess incredibly quickly simply through regular exercise (handwaved as being down the same process that allows them to be born fully grown) although this is largely unknown. The series protagonist [[OnlySaneMan David-7]] is the only clone to be fully self-aware due to a malfunction during his creation and spends the series trying to say alive.

* CloningBlues: The source of the majority of David-7's suffering, as clones are a SlaveRace that aren't considered sentient. Enforced In-universe; when Trexel begins questioning whether or not the treatment of clones is ethical, a gun barrel unfolds from the wall until they openly denounce the idea and proclaim their loyalty.

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* SpaceWhale: [[{{UpToEleven}} A whole planet of them!]]

* ArtisticLicenseSpace: There's are entire episodes where the creators discuss their complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

See also ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'', ''Podcast/RustyQuillGaming'', and ''Podcast/TheStoragePapers'', three other podcasts made by Rusty Quill. In February of 2022, Rusty Quill started releasing teasers for a Patreon exclusive spinoff, ''Compulsory Film Appreciation'', in which Hartro and I.M.O.G.E.N. watch real-life movies.

See also ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'', ''Podcast/RustyQuillGaming'', and ''Podcast/TheStoragePapers'', three other podcasts made by Rusty Quill. In February of 2022, Rusty Quill started releasing teasers for a Patreon exclusive spinoff, ''Compulsory Film Appreciation'' in which Hartro and I.M.O.G.E.N. watching real-life movies.

See also ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'', ''Podcast/RustyQuillGaming'', and ''Podcast/TheStoragePapers'', three other podcasts made by Rusty Quill. In February of 2022, Rusty Quill started releasing teasers for a Patreon exclusive spinoff, ''Compulsory Film Appreciation''; the details are currently vague, but it will apparently involve Hartro, I.M.O.G.E.N., and real-life movies.

The podcast is produced by Rusty Quill and can be found on their [[http://rustyquill.com/stellar-firma/ website]].

See also ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'', ''Podcast/RustyQuillGaming'', and ''Podcast/TheStoragePapers'', three other podcasts made by Creator/RustyQuill.

** David gets an even bigger one in Episode 72, when [[spoiler:he, Trexel and Hartro have been promoted to executive level]] and David gets a special clone suite with a jacuzzi, a quadruple emperor size bed and, best of all, a forcefield that prevents Trexel from entering it. The new office [[spoiler:of the Business Warfare department]] also has a button labeled "Trexel" which automatically opens up a hatch below Trexel and throws him out.

See also ''Podcast/TheMagnusArchives'', ''Podcast/RustyQuillGaming'', and ''Podcast/TheStoragePapers'', three other podcasts made by Rusty Quill.

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* RealityEnsues: Surprisingly for a series that runs so hard on ArtisticLicenseSpace, the consequences of the duo's haphazard methods of planet construction are given a thorough {{Deconstruction}} during their first review session once someone other than [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Trexel]] is in charge.
--> '''Trexel:''' Yes, no, that is ringing a couple of bells, and— and [[{{HeelRealization}} now you say it back to me]], [[{{ItMakesSenseInContext}} giving a potentially murderous lead singer access to… quite a lot of explosives and many, many well trained knife dogs...]] some people could look at that and say, "What have you done, you ''massive idiot?!''"

* ArtisticLicenceSpace: There's are entire episodes where the creators discuss their complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

* ArtisticLicenceSpace: There's an entire Patreon episode where the creators discuss their complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

* RealityEnsues: Surprisingly for a series that runs so hard on ArtisticLicenseAstronomy, the consequences of the duo's haphazard methods of planet construction are given a thorough {{Deconstruction}} during their first review session once someone other than [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Trexel]] is in charge.

* ArtisticLicenceAstronomy: There's an entire Patreon episode where the creators discuss their complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

* BadBoss: ''Trexel''.
** Hartro Piltz, Trexel's Line Manager, who's just as ineffectual as Trexel, but has a higher position of power.
** Stellar Firma Ltd. in general doesn't seem to be the most benevolent employer.

* BlackComedy: In ''spades''.

See also Podcast/TheMagnusArchives and Podcast/RustyQuillGaming, two other podcasts made by Rusty Quill.

* ThrowTheDogABone: When Trexel and David get transferred to Sales and get a new office, David finally gets some semblance of comfort in the form of a clone pod, with a proper bed, a desk and a toilet (apparently, it had been in the original room all along, but Trexel just forgot to tell him about it).

* SadistShow: The show Hartro goes on, hosted by a man with a [[{{Dissonant serenity}} calm, affable demeanor]] who routinely interrogates her on whether she's loyal to the Board at gunpoint.

* ReassignedToAntarctica: In Episode 41, [[spoiler:after their failures in both planetary design and sales (as well as Hartro trying to kill them), Trexel and David are demoted to being expeditors, one of the lowliest positions in the entire Stellar Firma hierarchy which basically entails getting "suggestions" from various Stellar Firma employees and advising them best they can, assuming anyone even reads their recommendations]].

See also Podcast/TheMagnusArchives and Podcast/RustyQuillGaming.

--> '''Trexel:''' Yes, no, that is ringing a couple of bells, and— and [[{{HeelRealization}} now you say it back to me]], [[{{ItMakesSenseInContext}} giving a potentially murderous lead singer access to… quite a lot of explosives and many, many well trained knife dogs…]] some people could look at that and say, "What have you done, you ''massive idiot?!''"

-->'''Trexel:''' This is a living death. It is the pit of irrelevance. It is the- the soupçon of ''[shouts]'' ''no one gives a good Board damn where you are or what you're doing!''