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* '''Straight''': [[BullyMagnet Pete]], completely fed up with [[BarbaricBully Flash]], lets out a ''scathing'' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech dressing down]]:

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* '''Straight''': [[BullyMagnet Pete]], Pete]] [[SpiderManSendUp Perkins]], completely fed up with [[BarbaricBully Flash]], Flash]] [[BrooklynRage Young]], lets out a ''scathing'' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech dressing down]]:



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* '''Invoked''': ???Professor [[HulkMashUp Bryce]] [[HulkMashUp Baxter]] tells Pete that the only way to make Flash stop is to tell him off, and ''especially'' go for the ones that are both eloquent ''and'' painful.
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--> '''Pete''': Flash, you're honestly one of the most big... Dumb... Fat... Er... Painful to live with... Doodoohead I've ever had to deal with. Look, I can't come up with these incredible insults on the fly here! Don't judge me for having terrible insults!

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* '''Inverted''': Flowery Praise.

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* '''Inverted''': '''Inverted''':
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Flowery Praise.


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** BigStupidDooDooHead.
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* '''Downplayed''':

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* '''Downplayed''': TheReasonYouSuckSpeech.



--> '''Pete''': Flash, you might just be the most handsome, charming, muscular, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick large cocked]] human being that honestly deserves more than just being called that I've ever had the great fortunes of meeting. I will get on my hands and knees for your praise, for I am just some nerd who you have saved, and I will be the man who sings your praises every time someone asks me about you. If I were a woman, I would have bore your babies by now.

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--> '''Pete''': Flash, you might just be the most handsome, charming, muscular, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick large cocked]] well endowed human being that honestly deserves more than just being called that I've ever had the great fortunes of meeting. I will get on my hands and knees for your praise, for I am just some nerd who you have saved, and I will be the man who sings your praises every time someone asks me about you. If I were a woman, I would have bore your babies by now.



* '''Averted''': ???

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* '''Averted''': ???'''Averted''':
** No such insults are that flowery.
** There are no insults at all.
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--> '''Pete''': Flash, you're honestly one of the most-\\
'''Flash''': Yeah, yeah, keep yappin'. Don't fuckin' care.


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--> '''Pete''': Fuck it, I'm still saying it. Flash, you're honestly one of the most...
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* '''Subverted''': ???
* '''Double Subverted''': ???
* '''Parodied''': ???

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* '''Subverted''': ???
Pete gets interrupted mid-sentence.
* '''Double Subverted''': ???
Pete continues to flowery insult him.
* '''Parodied''': ???Pete uses flowery insults of the BigStupidDooDooHead variety.

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* '''Justified''': ???
* '''Inverted''': ???

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* '''Justified''': ???
Pete's RageBreakingPoint was Flash [[CoveredInGunge splashing Pete with a bucket of rainbow paint]]. Pete needed to blow some steam off, in all honesty.
* '''Inverted''': ???Flowery Praise.
--> '''Pete''': Flash, you might just be the most handsome, charming, muscular, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick large cocked]] human being that honestly deserves more than just being called that I've ever had the great fortunes of meeting. I will get on my hands and knees for your praise, for I am just some nerd who you have saved, and I will be the man who sings your praises every time someone asks me about you. If I were a woman, I would have bore your babies by now.



* '''Lampshaded''': ???

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--> '''Flash''': Good fuckin' grief, Pete! Who knew ya had so much bottlin' up inside ya!?

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--> '''Pete''': Flash, you're honestly one of the most feculent, abhorrent, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking boring]] characters I've ever had the misfortune of meeting in my life. I bet everything under my name that all of your single braincell is housed and bouncing around in that stupidly huge pompadour of yours, [[HeightInsult which, due to your giraffe genetics, is constantly being bonked over by doorways]], thus giving you a ridiculous speech impediment that you try and shamelessly try and pass off as a pitiful excuse of an "[[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent accent]]", [[YouAreFat you're so gargantuan that you need to be weighed with the same scales they use for freight containers]], with your size being such a surprise that you're even born considering that YourMom had to actually give birth to you before [[DeathByChildbirth she passed away due to the sheer labor of defecating you out of her foul swamp of Dagobah]], and if I had the option to be constantly revived just to be tortured to death by all the horrific torture methods for a billion years than being merely in a 50 mile radius of your foul presence, then I would gladly take the former option. To put it shortly: [[PrecisionFStrik Go fuck yourself]].

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--> '''Pete''': Flash, you're honestly one of the most feculent, abhorrent, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking boring]] characters I've ever had the misfortune of meeting in my life. I bet everything under my name that all of your single braincell is housed and bouncing around in that stupidly huge pompadour of yours, [[HeightInsult which, due to your giraffe genetics, is constantly being bonked over by doorways]], thus giving you a ridiculous speech impediment that you try and shamelessly try and pass off as a pitiful excuse of an "[[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent accent]]", [[YouAreFat you're so corpulent and gargantuan that you need to be weighed with the same scales they use for freight containers]], with your size being such a surprise that you're even born considering that YourMom had to actually give birth to you before [[DeathByChildbirth she passed away due to the sheer labor of defecating you out of her foul swamp of Dagobah]], and if I had the option to be constantly revived just to be tortured to death by all the horrific torture methods for a billion years than being merely in a 50 mile radius of your foul presence, then I would gladly take the former option. To put it shortly: [[PrecisionFStrik [[PrecisionFStrike Go fuck yourself]].



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* '''Downplayed''': ???'''Downplayed''':
--> '''Pete''': Flash, wallahi, I would rather be eating pork and any other haram foods on Ramadan and in broad daylight than within your foul presence, you son of a motherless hyena, grandson of a stinking jackal, great-grandson of a plucked vulture, and clan member of the most dirty, cowardly scavengers known to man!
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'''Basic Trope''': Insulting with elaborate detail.
* '''Straight''': [[BullyMagnet Pete]], completely fed up with [[BarbaricBully Flash]], lets out a ''scathing'' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech dressing down]]:
--> '''Pete''': Flash, you're honestly one of the most feculent, abhorrent, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking boring]] characters I've ever had the misfortune of meeting in my life. I bet everything under my name that all of your single braincell is housed and bouncing around in that stupidly huge pompadour of yours, [[HeightInsult which, due to your giraffe genetics, is constantly being bonked over by doorways]], thus giving you a ridiculous speech impediment that you try and shamelessly try and pass off as a pitiful excuse of an "[[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent accent]]", [[YouAreFat you're so gargantuan that you need to be weighed with the same scales they use for freight containers]], with your size being such a surprise that you're even born considering that YourMom had to actually give birth to you before [[DeathByChildbirth she passed away due to the sheer labor of defecating you out of her foul swamp of Dagobah]], and if I had the option to be constantly revived just to be tortured to death by all the horrific torture methods for a billion years than being merely in a 50 mile radius of your foul presence, then I would gladly take the former option. To put it shortly: [[PrecisionFStrik Go fuck yourself]].
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* '''Downplayed''': ???
* '''Justified''': ???
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* '''Lampshaded''': ???
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%% * '''Implied''': ???
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%% * '''Played for Laughs''': ???
%% * '''Played for Drama''': ???
%% * '''Played for Horror''': ???

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