History OneThousandWaysToDie / TropesEToK

* GagPenis: In "Wedding Crasher" the drunk victim strips naked at his ex-girlfriend's wedding to a rich old man. The Narrator remarked that the bride chose the old man's bill wad over the victim's big "wad".

* GagPenis: The subject of "Wedding Crasher" has one of these. [[note]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who has the other one?]] [[/note]]

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness:

** The first season had a different theme for the death card at the end of each segment. Although, the death card theme from season 2 can be heard in "Re-formed"

** "Semi-cide": A man working under his truck is run over and cut in half by another truck driver who didn't see him.

[-[[OneThousandWaysToDie/TropesAToD A to D]] ([[AssShove/OneThousandWaysToDie Ass Shove]], [[BaitAndSwitch/OneThousandWaysToDie Bait-and-Switch]], [[DeadlyGas/OneThousandWaysToDie Deadly Gas]], [[DrugsAreBad/OneThousandWaysToDie Drugs Are Bad]]) | '''E to K''' ([[FanDisservice/OneThousandWaysToDie Fan Disservice]], [[HighVoltageDeath/OneThousandWaysToDie High-Voltage Death]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard/OneThousandWaysToDie Hoist by His Own Petard]], [[KarmaHoudini/OneThousandWaysToDie Karma Houdini]]) | [[OneThousandWaysToDie/TropesLToS L to S]] ([[StuffBlowingUp/OneThousandWaysToDie Stuff Blowing Up]]) | [[OneThousandWaysToDie/TropesTToZ T to Z]] ([[TapOnTheHead/OneThousandWaysToDie Tap on the Head]], [[TooDumbToLive/OneThousandWaysToDie Too Dumb to Live]]) -]]]]]

[-[[OneThousandWaysToDie/TropesAToD A to D]] ([[AssShove/OneThousandWaysToDie Ass Shove]], [[BaitAndSwitch/OneThousandWaysToDie Bait-and-Switch]], [[DeadlyGas/OneThousandWaysToDie Deadly Gas]], [[DrugsAreBad/OneThousandWaysToDie Drugs Are Bad]]) | '''E to K''' ([[FanDisservice/OneThousandWaysToDie Fan Disservice]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard/OneThousandWaysToDie Hoist by His Own Petard]], [[KarmaHoudini/OneThousandWaysToDie Karma Houdini]]) | [[OneThousandWaysToDie/TropesLToS L to S]] ([[StuffBlowingUp/OneThousandWaysToDie Stuff Blowing Up]]) | [[OneThousandWaysToDie/TropesTToZ T to Z]] ([[TapOnTheHead/OneThousandWaysToDie Tap on the Head]], [[TooDumbToLive/OneThousandWaysToDie Too Dumb to Live]]) -]]]]]

* HighVoltageDeath: This happens multiple times.
** "Weenie Roast": A man relieves himself on an electric fence as part of a dare from his buddies despite their warnings. As a result, the electricity travels through his urine all the way to his heart, killing him.
** "Lesbocution": A woman who decides to go lesbian after a string of bad relationships with men steps in a puddle... with bare feet (she had taken off her high heels while walking home)... that has an electric wire touching it.
** "Oprah Winfried": A death row inmate who has just had his sentence commuted to life without parole tries to fix his TV while watching ''Oprah''. He just so happens to be sitting on his metal toilet when he touches the exposed wire of the TV plug.
** "Wel-Dead": An adrenaline junkie hooks himself up to a welding machine to get a rush. He cranks it up to its highest point when his girlfriend backs off. No points for guessing what happens to him next.
** "Deadliest Catch": An easily-agitated electrician fishes while using electric wire. Unfortunately, he touches the metal bottom of the boat and gets fried.
** "Washed and Fried": Five strippers pose as college cheerleaders doing charity car washes. While washing the van of a perverted widower, none of the women notice that the buffer they're using has a frayed wire that's dangerously close to a puddle. All five of them get shocked and drop dead.
** "Chess Pain": A Soviet chess master playing against a supercomputer gets electrocuted when he touches a magnetic chess piece (which was on a chessboard that was not well-grounded) with his sweaty hand.
** "Bitch Zapped": A HenpeckedHusband mows the lawn for his harpy of a wife, who keeps accusing him of doing a horrible job. Fed up with the way he's doing it, she shows him the right way, unaware that she pushed the mower on top of the man's arc welder cord and ends up fried. The husband then sips her drink and says, "There ''is'' a God!"
** "Dill D'Oh": A JerkAss nursing home manager goes off on one of the residents, a former science teacher who was wrongfully put in a retirement home at the hands of his greedy children, for making a pickle lamp. One should never grab a pickle lamp when it is lit.
** "Cruci-Fried": A phony preacher was getting ready for another service to con people out of money. While preparing, he heard a hum from the speakers and cut off the grounding prong from the plug. After stepping into the baptismal pool, he got electrocuted after picking up the ungrounded microphone.
** "Who Ded?": Two female thieves posing as Hurricane Katrina relief workers in New Orleans get electrocuted by a severed power line under the water [[KickTheDog while attempting to rob a church.]]
** "Heart Beat Down": In 1954, a psychopath is subjected to electro-shock therapy. When he later tries to make a break for it after faking a catatonic state, he suffers arrhythmia in the middle of climbing the boundary fence to freedom, killing him of a heart attack before falling to the ground.
** "Die-Brator": A PsychoLesbian StrawFeminist gets a taser that looks like a vibrator (A Pocket Rocket-style one, not one of many that's shaped like a penis or looks like a knock-off of the Hitachi Magic Wand) from her girlfriend. She puts it in and electrocutes herself to death.
** "Cardiac A-Breast": An AttentionWhore who decided to wear a metal bra to a party gets struck by lightning that was drawn to it.
** "Hertz So Good": A horny couple decides to make out on top of an old, defective power transformer, but the man meets his demise after his Prince Albert piercing touches the electricity, which travels to his heart and kills him. The woman, on the other hand, survived because she sat on top of it and her feet weren't touching the ground.

* HighVoltageDeath: This happens multiple times, such as to a man who zapped his penis off peeing on an electric fence.

** "Heart Beat Down": A psychopath is subjected to electro-shock therapy. When he tries to make an escape later, he dies of a heart attack due to the shocks he was administered causing severe arrhythmia.

** "Thanks A Clot": The phony doctor who scammed the sickly, superstitious locals and ends up dying after "treating" a man with leprosy is named Honesto.

* IronicName: In "Rife-Ill", the Taliban Sniper who killed himself with one of his rounds ricocheting right back at him went by a codename translated from Arabic as "The One Who Never Misses."

** "Back Stabbed" features a figurative one in the form of King Nygard's younger brother Mort, whom the former left the kingdom while he went on a marauding campaign. After that, Mort abuses his newfound power to indulge in his excesses and rape his brother's wife when she tried to keep him in check. When Nygard finally returned and found out, he executes Mort by performing the "Blood Eagle" which consists of slicing the victim's back and then ''pulling their lungs from out the wounds''. As a result, Mort's lungs shrivel up and he suffocates to death.

** The corrupt politician from "Scratch 'n' Snuffed". After being voted out of office, his Brazilian mistress sold his shady dealings to the press. After his wife found out, she slapped him and left him, leaving him dry and broke. Finally, he drops dead from Chagas Disease (see KissOfDeath).

[-[[OneThousandWaysToDie/TropesAToD A to D]] ([[AssShove/OneThousandWaysToDie Ass Shove]], [[BaitAndSwitch/OneThousandWaysToDie Bait-and-Switch]], [[DeadlyGas/OneThousandWaysToDie Deadly Gas]], [[DrugsAreBad/OneThousandWaysToDie Drugs Are Bad]]) | '''E to K''' ([[FanDisservice/OneThousandWaysToDie Fan Disservice]], [[HoistByHisOwnPetard/OneThousandWaysToDie Hoist by His Own Petard]], [[KarmaHoudini/OneThousandWaysToDie Karma Houdini]]) | [[OneThousandWaysToDie/TropesLToS L to S]] ([[StuffBlowingUp/OneThousandWaysToDie Stuff Blowing Up]]) | [[OneThousandWaysToDie/TropesTToZ T to Z]] ([[TooDumbToLive/OneThousandWaysToDie Too Dumb to Live]]) -]]]]]

** "Who Fart-Dead?": A [[RichBitch snobby, rich sorority pledge]] ate a bunch of beans and broccoli before a sauna contest, in an effort to drive the other pledges out with her severe flatulence. She does win at the end... [[PyrrhicVictory at the cost of her life]], the increasingly hot sauna caused her to die from dehydration, hyperthermia, and second-and third-degree burns all over her body.

** In "Rhymes with "Rich", a gold-digging personal trainer tries to get into the pants of a married businessman, but ends up accidentally breaking her neck while trying a clean-and-jerk weightlifting exercise.

** In "Vermin-ated": A thief becomes stuck in a pipe and a swarm of rats eat their way through his brain.
** "Catch and Decease": A man who abuses his Portuguese workers get eaten by piranhas after he bleeds out getting a candiru out of his manhood. Later, his skeleton is seen flowing down the river.
** "Pulled Pork": A crooked farmer suffers this fate at the hooves of another farmer's prize boar after he tried to steal said boar's sperm.