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** When Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the "Ogre for A Day" contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
--->'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' ''(After pulling out the "Ogre for a Day" contract from Shrek's vest)'' You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. ''(Hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.)''\\
--->'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' ''(After pulling out the "Ogre for a Day" contract from Shrek's vest)'' You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. ''(Hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.)''\\
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** When Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the "Ogre for A Day" contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
[[DeadlyEuphemism all ogre]].
--->'''Rumpelstiltskin:'''''(After pulling ''(pulls out the "Ogre for a Day" contract from Shrek's vest)'' You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. ''(Hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.)''\\
--->'''Rumpelstiltskin:'''
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! ''(Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.)'' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! ''(Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.)'' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! ''(Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.)'' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! ''(Shrek glares as glares. Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.)'' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! ''(Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.)'' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! ''(Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.)'' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! ''(Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.)'' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! ''(Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.)'' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! ''(Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.)'' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! ''(Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.)'' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! ''(Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.)'' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! ''(Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.)'' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''DAY!'''''\\
'''Shrek:''' '''''[[UnstoppableRage RUMPEL!]]''''' ''(Lunges at Rumpel, who quickly hides behind the hourglass)''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' '''''GET HIM, WITCHES!'''''
'''Shrek:''' '''''[[UnstoppableRage RUMPEL!]]''''' ''(Lunges at Rumpel, who quickly hides behind the hourglass)''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' '''''GET HIM, WITCHES!'''''
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*** But thanks to Shrek signing his life away, they had no choice but to sign it, followed by them dissolving away into nonexistence.
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*** But thanks to Shrek signing his life away, they had no choice but to sign it, followed by them dissolving away into nonexistence.nonexistence, as stated in their deal.
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*** But thanks to Shrek signing his life away, they had no choice but to sign it, followed by them dissolving away into nonexistence.
---->'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They woulda done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Shrek:''' ''I'' ended Fiona's curse!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How ''could'' you when you never ''existed''?
---->'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They woulda done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Shrek:''' ''I'' ended Fiona's curse!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How ''could'' you when you never ''existed''?
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--->'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day?\\
'''Shrek:''' Alright, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Oh, no, Shrek. It’s not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
'''Shrek:''' They would never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. ''(Cut to Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract)'' And then ''they'' disappeared! ''(Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Cut back to the present day, with Rumpel twirling the King's crown on his finger.)'' Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Shrek:''' ''I'' ended Fiona's curse!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How ''could'' you when you never ''existed''?\\
'''Shrek:''' You better start making sense, you dirty little man!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Here, let me spell it out for ya! ''(Pulls out the "Ogre for a Day" contract from Shrek's vest)'' You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. ''(Hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.)''\\
'''Shrek:''' You took the day I was born.\\
'''Shrek:''' Alright, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Oh, no, Shrek. It’s not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
'''Shrek:''' They would never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. ''(Cut to Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract)'' And then ''they'' disappeared! ''(Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Cut back to the present day, with Rumpel twirling the King's crown on his finger.)'' Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Shrek:''' ''I'' ended Fiona's curse!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How ''could'' you when you never ''existed''?\\
'''Shrek:''' You better start making sense, you dirty little man!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Here, let me spell it out for ya! ''(Pulls out the "Ogre for a Day" contract from Shrek's vest)'' You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. ''(Hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.)''\\
'''Shrek:''' You took the day I was born.\\
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--->'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day?\\
'''Shrek:''' Alright, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Oh, no, Shrek. It’s not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
'''Shrek:''' They would never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. ''(Cut to Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract)'' And then ''they'' disappeared! ''(Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Cut back to the present day, with Rumpel twirling the King's crown on his finger.)'' Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Shrek:''' ''I'' ended Fiona's curse!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How ''could'' you when you never ''existed''?\\
'''Shrek:''' You better start making sense, you dirty little man!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Here, let me spell it out for ya! ''(Pulls''(After pulling out the "Ogre for a Day" contract from Shrek's vest)'' You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. ''(Hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.)''\\
'''Shrek:''' [[TearJerker You took the day I was born.\\]]\\
'''Shrek:''' Alright, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Oh, no, Shrek. It’s not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
'''Shrek:''' They would never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. ''(Cut to Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract)'' And then ''they'' disappeared! ''(Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Cut back to the present day, with Rumpel twirling the King's crown on his finger.)'' Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Shrek:''' ''I'' ended Fiona's curse!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How ''could'' you when you never ''existed''?\\
'''Shrek:''' You better start making sense, you dirty little man!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Here, let me spell it out for ya! ''(Pulls
'''Shrek:''' [[TearJerker You took the day I was born.
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'''Shrek:''' Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up--\\
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'''Shrek:''' Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up--\\up...\\
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'''Shrek:''' Where's Fiona? WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! ''(Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.)'' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! ''(Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.)'' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! ''(Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.)'' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
'''Shrek:''' '''''[[UnstoppableRage RUMPEL!]]''''' ''(Lunges at Rumpel, who quickly hides behind the hourglass)''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' '''''GET HIM, WITCHES!'''''
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! ''(Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.)'' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! ''(Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.)'' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! ''(Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.)'' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
'''Shrek:''' '''''[[UnstoppableRage RUMPEL!]]''''' ''(Lunges at Rumpel, who quickly hides behind the hourglass)''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' '''''GET HIM, WITCHES!'''''
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'''Shrek:''' Where's Fiona? WHERE'S '''WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!\\
FAMILY?!'''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! ''(Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.)'' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! ''(Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.)'' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! ''(Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.)'' '''''HAPPY OGREDAY!'''''\\
'''Shrek:''' '''''[[UnstoppableRage RUMPEL!]]''''' ''(Lunges at Rumpel, who quickly hides behind the hourglass)''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' '''''GET HIM, WITCHES!'''''DAY!'''''
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! ''(Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.)'' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! ''(Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.)'' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! ''(Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.)'' '''''HAPPY OGRE
'''Shrek:''' '''''[[UnstoppableRage RUMPEL!]]''''' ''(Lunges at Rumpel, who quickly hides behind the hourglass)''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' '''''GET HIM, WITCHES!'''''
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' GET HIM, WITCHES!
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' GET '''''GET HIM, WITCHES!WITCHES!'''''
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear.\\
''[Cut to Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract].''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' And then ''they'' disappeared!\\
''[Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Cut back to the present day, with Rumpel twirling the King's crown on his finger.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
''[Cut to Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract].''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' And then ''they'' disappeared!\\
''[Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Cut back to the present day, with Rumpel twirling the King's crown on his finger.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear.\\
''[Cut ''(Cut to Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract].''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:'''contract)'' And then ''they'' disappeared!\\
''[Harolddisappeared! ''(Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Cut back to the present day, with Rumpel twirling the King's crown on his finger.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''')'' Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
''[Cut
'''Rumpelstiltskin:'''
''[Harold
'''Rumpelstiltskin:'''
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'''Shrek:''' Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up-\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Bub-bub-bub-bub...! But, you haven't heard the best part! Since you were never born...\\
''[A witch places a huge hourglass on the table.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' ...Once this day comes to an end, so... will... ''you''!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Bub-bub-bub-bub...! But, you haven't heard the best part! Since you were never born...\\
''[A witch places a huge hourglass on the table.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' ...Once this day comes to an end, so... will... ''you''!\\
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'''Shrek:''' Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up-\\
up--\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Bub-bub-bub-bub...! But, you haven't heard the best part! Since you were never born...\\
''[A''(A witch places a huge hourglass on the table.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' ...)''...Once this day comes to an end, so... will... will...''you''!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Bub-bub-bub-bub...! But, you haven't heard the best part! Since you were never born...
''[A
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' ...
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''!\\
''[Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?!\\
''[Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED!\\
''[Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
''[Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?!\\
''[Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED!\\
''[Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''!\\
''[Shrek'''''exist'''''! ''(Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''')'' How's that for a metaphysical paradox?!\\
''[Shrekparadox?! ''(Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''')'' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED!\\
''[ShrekWANTED! ''(Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him.]''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''')'' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
''[Shrek
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-->'''Rumpelstiltskin''': So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day?\\
'''Shrek''': Alright, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Oh, no, Shrek. It’s not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
'''Shrek''': They would never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Cut Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared! (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Shrek''': Alright, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Oh, no, Shrek. It’s not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
'''Shrek''': They would never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Cut Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared! (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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''[Cut to Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' And then ''they''
''[Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table.
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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'''Shrek''': You better start making sense, you dirty little man!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the "Ogre for a Day" contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
'''Shrek''': You took the day I was born.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek. You ''gave it'' to me.\\
'''Shrek''': Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up--\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Bub-bub-bub-bub...! But, you haven't heard the best part! Since you were never born...(''a witch places a huge hourglass on the table'')...once this day comes to an end, so... will... ''you''!\\
'''Shrek''': Where's Fiona? WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! (''Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! (''Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him'') '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
'''Shrek''': '''''[[UnstoppableRage RUMPEL!]]''''' (''He lunges at Rumpel, who quickly hides behind the hourglass'')\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': GET HIM, WITCHES!
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the "Ogre for a Day" contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
'''Shrek''': You took the day I was born.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek. You ''gave it'' to me.\\
'''Shrek''': Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up--\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Bub-bub-bub-bub...! But, you haven't heard the best part! Since you were never born...(''a witch places a huge hourglass on the table'')...once this day comes to an end, so... will... ''you''!\\
'''Shrek''': Where's Fiona? WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! (''Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to laugh'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! (''Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock him'') '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
'''Shrek''': '''''[[UnstoppableRage RUMPEL!]]''''' (''He lunges at Rumpel, who quickly hides behind the hourglass'')\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': GET HIM, WITCHES!
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'''Shrek''':
'''Shrek:''' You took the day I was born.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''':
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Bub-bub-bub-bub...! But, you haven't heard the best part! Since you were never born...
''[A witch places a huge hourglass on the
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' ...Once this day comes to an end, so... will... ''you''!\\
''[Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches begin to
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How's that for a metaphysical
''[Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU
''[Shrek snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh and mock
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''':
'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' GET HIM, WITCHES!
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This is probably the darkest installment in a franchise primarily known for its [[PlayedForLaughs many laughs]].
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* [[BigBad Rumpelstiltskin]] is probably the most psychopathic villain of the ''Shrek'' franchise yet. A conniving and manipulative fiend who specializes in using ExactWords for all of his victims signing his cursed contract.
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* [[BigBad Rumpelstiltskin]] is probably the most psychopathic villain of the ''Shrek'' franchise yet. A conniving and manipulative fiend who specializes in using ExactWords for all of in order to manipulate his victims into signing his cursed contract.
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'''Shrek''': They woud never do that!\\
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'''Shrek''': They woud would never do that!\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek, it's Oh, no, Shrek. It’s not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the "Ogre for a Day" contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing Rumpel's contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared! (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing (''Cut Rumpel's carriage from the opening scene as King Harold signs the contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared! (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') Ah. They would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': It's not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': It's No, Shrek, it's not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek's stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek's Shrek stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming. Shrek's stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming.humming "Happy Birthday To You". Shrek's stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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** When Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
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** When Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the "Ogre for A Day" contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! (''Rumpel's witches laugh manically'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''The witches laugh even harder'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! (''Shrek glares with fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh at him'') '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! (''Rumpel's (''Shrek glares as Rumpel and the witches laugh manically'') begin to laugh'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''The (''Shrek grits his teeth. Rumpel and the witches laugh even harder'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! (''Shrek glares snarls with intense fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh at and mock him'') '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing Rumpel's contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared! (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing Rumpel's contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared! (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') Ah. They would have would've done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How ''could'' you when you'd never ''existed''?\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' How ''could'' you when you'd you never ''existed''?\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming. Shrek's eyes widen with shock as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past, a past. A day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming. Shrek's eyes widen with shock stares shocked as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming. Shrek's stares stunned as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming. Shrek's stares stunned eyes widen with shock as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, let me spell it out for ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming. Shrek's stares stunned as the pieces fall into place.'')\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! (''Rumpel's witches laugh manically'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''Shrek glares with fury as Rumpel and the witches laugh at him'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! (''Rumpel's witches laugh manically'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''The witches laugh even harder'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! (''Shrek glares with fury as Rumpel and the witches continue to laugh at him'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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'''Shrek''': They'd never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing Rumpel's contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; Their crown drops on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing Rumpel's contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; Their crown drops on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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'''Shrek''': They'd They woud never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing Rumpel's contract'') And then ''they''disappeared disappeared! (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; Their crown drops their crowns drop on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing Rumpel's contract'') And then ''they''
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** Later, in the alternate reality, we get to see what would've happened if Shrek didn't interfere--King Harold and Queen Lillian dissolve into nonexistence. ''Extremely'' unsettling. Worse, when Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
--->'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
--->'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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** Later, in the alternate reality, we get to see what would've happened if Shrek didn't interfere--King Harold and Queen Lillian dissolve into nonexistence. ''Extremely'' unsettling. Worse, when When Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
--->'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' -->'''Rumpelstiltskin''': So, tell me, how are you enjoying your day?\\
'''Shrek''': Alright, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': It's not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
'''Shrek''': They'd never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing Rumpel's contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; Their crown drops on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
'''Shrek''': Alright, Rumpel, what's going on? What have you done?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': It's not what I've done. It's what ''you've'' done. Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.\\
'''Shrek''': They'd never do that!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': They would if I promised them all their problems would disappear. (''Flashback to King Harold signing Rumpel's contract'') And then ''they'' disappeared (''Harold and Lillian gasp in horror as they dissolve away into nonexistence; Their crown drops on Rumpel's table. Now Rumpel twirls the King's crown on his finger'') They would have done anything if they thought it would end their daughter's curse.\\
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'''Shrek''': You better start making sense, you dirty, little man!\\
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'''Shrek''': You better start making sense, you dirty, dirty little man!\\
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** In the opening, he tells King Harold and Queen Lillian he'll make their problems disappear with their signature. Harold and Lillian (especially Harold) are hesitant about signing the contract, being extremely suspicious of Rumpel's motives, but they agree to sign for the sake of their daughter. Just as Harold is about to sign the contract, however, a messenger arrives ''at the last second'' and reports that Fiona had been saved by Shrek. Later, in the alternate reality, we get to see what would've happened if Shrek didn't interfere--King Harold and Queen Lillian dissolve into nonexistence. ''Extremely'' unsettling. Worse, when Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
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** In the opening, he tells King Harold and Queen Lillian he'll make their problems disappear with their signature. Harold and Lillian (especially Harold) are hesitant about signing the contract, being extremely suspicious of Rumpel's motives, but they agree to sign for the sake of their daughter. Just as Harold is about to sign the contract, however, a messenger arrives ''at the last second'' and reports that Fiona had been saved by Shrek. Later,
**Later, in the alternate reality, we get to see what would've happened if Shrek didn't interfere--King Harold and Queen Lillian dissolve into nonexistence. ''Extremely'' unsettling. Worse, when Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
**Later, in the alternate reality, we get to see what would've happened if Shrek didn't interfere--King Harold and Queen Lillian dissolve into nonexistence. ''Extremely'' unsettling. Worse, when Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! (''Rumpel's witches laugh manically'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''Shrek glares with fury as the Rumpel and the witches laugh at him'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! (''Rumpel's witches laugh manically'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''Shrek glares with fury as the Rumpel and the witches laugh at him'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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** In the opening, he tells King Harold and Queen Lillian he'll make their problems disappear with their signature. Harold and Lillian (especially Harold) are hesitant about signing the contract, being extremely suspicious of Rumpel's motives, but they agree to sign for the sake of their daughter. Just as Harold is about to sign the contract, however, a messenger arrives ''at the last second'' and reports that Fiona had been saved by Shrek. Later, in the alternate reality, we get to see what would've happened if Shrek didn't interfere--[[spoiler: King Harold and Queen Lillian dissolve into nonexistence]]. ''Extremely'' unsettling. Worse, when Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
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** In the opening, he tells King Harold and Queen Lillian he'll make their problems disappear with their signature. Harold and Lillian (especially Harold) are hesitant about signing the contract, being extremely suspicious of Rumpel's motives, but they agree to sign for the sake of their daughter. Just as Harold is about to sign the contract, however, a messenger arrives ''at the last second'' and reports that Fiona had been saved by Shrek. Later, in the alternate reality, we get to see what would've happened if Shrek didn't interfere--[[spoiler: King interfere--King Harold and Queen Lillian dissolve into nonexistence]].nonexistence. ''Extremely'' unsettling. Worse, when Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
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'''Shrek''': YOU BETTER START MAKING SENSE, YOU DIRTY LITTLE MAN!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, lemme spell it out for ya. (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming.'')\\
'''Shrek''': You took the day I was born!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek. You ''gave it to me''.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here, lemme spell it out for ya. (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming.'')\\
'''Shrek''': You took the day I was born!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek. You ''gave it to me''.\\
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'''Shrek''': YOU BETTER START MAKING SENSE, YOU DIRTY LITTLE MAN!\\
You better start making sense, you dirty, little man!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here,lemme let me spell it out for ya. ya! (''pulls out the contract from Shrek's vest'') You gave me a day from your past, a day you couldn’t even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless little baby. (''hands the contract back to Shrek and strolls off humming.'')\\
'''Shrek''': You took the day I wasborn!\\
born.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek. You ''gaveit it'' to me''.me.\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Here,
'''Shrek''': You took the day I was
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': No, Shrek. You ''gave
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Bah-bah-bah! But, you haven't heard the best part! Since you were never born...(''a witch places a huge hourglass on the table'')...once this day comes to an end, so will ''you''!\\
'''Shrek''': Where's Fiona?! WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't exist''! (''Rumpel's witches be'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''Shrek glares with fury as the Rumpel and the witches laugh at him'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
'''Shrek''': Where's Fiona?! WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids ''don't exist''! (''Rumpel's witches be'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''Shrek glares with fury as the Rumpel and the witches laugh at him'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
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'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Bah-bah-bah! Bub-bub-bub-bub...! But, you haven't heard the best part! Since you were never born...(''a witch places a huge hourglass on the table'')...once this day comes to an end, so will so... will... ''you''!\\
'''Shrek''': Where'sFiona?! Fiona? WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!\\
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids''don't exist''! ''don't'' '''''exist'''''! (''Rumpel's witches be'') laugh manically'') How's that for a metaphysical paradox?! (''Shrek glares with fury as the Rumpel and the witches laugh at him'') LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED! '''''HAPPY OGRE DAY!'''''\\
'''Shrek''': Where's
'''Rumpelstiltskin''': Ha! Silly little ogre. You don't get it, do you? See, you were ''never born''! You never met Fiona. Your kids
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* Shrek [[spoiler:slowly starting to fade into nothingness just as it seems his day has run out. Fiona manages to kiss him and break Rumpel's contract at the ''last possible instant''.]]
* [[spoiler:The whole alternate reality being shattered with everybody disappearing into a cloud of dust while Rumpel desperately begs for more time like a hysterical baby as his whole alternate universe disappears before his very eyes]] is rather disturbing as well.
* [[spoiler:The whole alternate reality being shattered with everybody disappearing into a cloud of dust while Rumpel desperately begs for more time like a hysterical baby as his whole alternate universe disappears before his very eyes]] is rather disturbing as well.
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* Shrek [[spoiler:slowly slowly starting to fade into nothingness just as it seems his day has run out. Fiona manages to kiss him and break Rumpel's contract at the ''last possible instant''.]]
instant''.
*[[spoiler:The The whole alternate reality being shattered with everybody disappearing into a cloud of dust while Rumpel desperately begs for more time like a hysterical baby as his whole alternate universe disappears before his very eyes]] eyes is rather disturbing as well.
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** In the opening, he tells King Harold and Queen Lillian he'll make their problems disappear with their signature. Harold and Lillian (especially Harold) are hesitant about signing the contract, being extremely suspicious of Rumpel's motives, but they agree to sign for the sake of their daughter. Just as Harold is about to sign the contract, however, a messenger arrives ''at the last second'' and reports that Fiona had been saved by Shrek. Later, in the alternate reality, we get to see what would've happened if Shrek didn't interfere--[[spoiler: King Harold and Queen Lillian dissolve into nonexistence]]. ''Extremely'' unsettling. When Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
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** In the opening, he tells King Harold and Queen Lillian he'll make their problems disappear with their signature. Harold and Lillian (especially Harold) are hesitant about signing the contract, being extremely suspicious of Rumpel's motives, but they agree to sign for the sake of their daughter. Just as Harold is about to sign the contract, however, a messenger arrives ''at the last second'' and reports that Fiona had been saved by Shrek. Later, in the alternate reality, we get to see what would've happened if Shrek didn't interfere--[[spoiler: King Harold and Queen Lillian dissolve into nonexistence]]. ''Extremely'' unsettling. When Worse, when Rumpel reveals the true purpose of the contract to Shrek, the fiend's gone completely mad with power already and expresses sadistic glee for every minute Shrek uses for the day till the ogre's time will be up.
