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** Nidhöggr isn't much better itself. A massive dragon or serpent who lives among corpses whom it consumes. It constantly gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil, trying to cut it off from the well Kvergjelme, so it will rot and die. Only the efforts of the Norns, as well as the life force of the tree itself keeps the wounds healed. Considering that Yggdrasil is the foundation of the Norse cosmology, Nidhöggr is essentially trying to destroy the world. And it survives Ragnarok.

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** Nidhöggr isn't much better itself. A massive dragon or serpent who lives among corpses whom it consumes. It constantly gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil, trying to cut it off from the well Kvergjelme, so it will rot and die. Only the efforts of the Norns, as well as the life force of the tree itself keeps the wounds healed. Considering that Yggdrasil is the foundation of the Norse cosmology, Nidhöggr is essentially trying to destroy the world. And it survives Ragnarok.
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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[InterspeciesRomance his business with the horse]]''. Then again, this is [[AnythingThatMoves Loki we're talking about]].

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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[InterspeciesRomance his business with the horse]]''.horse]]. Then again, this is [[AnythingThatMoves Loki we're talking about]].
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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[Interspeciesromance his business with the horse]]. Then again, this is [[AnythingThatMoves Loki we're talking about]].

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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[Interspeciesromance [[InterspeciesRomance his business with the horse]].horse]]''. Then again, this is [[AnythingThatMoves Loki we're talking about]].
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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[Interespeciesromance his business with the horse]]. Then again, this is [[AnythingThatMoves Loki we're talking about]]

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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[Interespeciesromance [[Interspeciesromance his business with the horse]]. Then again, this is [[AnythingThatMoves Loki we're talking about]]about]].
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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[Interespeciesromance his business with the horse.]]. Then again, this is [[Anythingthatmoves Loki we're talking about]]

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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[Interespeciesromance his business with the horse.]]. horse]]. Then again, this is [[Anythingthatmoves [[AnythingThatMoves Loki we're talking about]]
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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[InterespeciesRomance his business with the horse.]]. Then again, this is [[ Anythingthatmoves Loki we're talking about]]

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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[InterespeciesRomance [[Interespeciesromance his business with the horse.]]. Then again, this is [[ Anythingthatmoves [[Anythingthatmoves Loki we're talking about]]
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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy his business with the horse.

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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy [[InterespeciesRomance his business with the horse.]]. Then again, this is [[ Anythingthatmoves Loki we're talking about]]
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** There's actually not many accounts apart from Neil Gaiman's book that say Loki didn't enjoy his business with the horse.
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** Nidhöggr isn't much better itself. A massive dragon or serpent who lives among corpses whom it consumes. It constantly gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil, trying to cut it off from the well Kvergjelme, so it will rot and die. Only the efforts of the Norns, as well as the life force of the tree itself keeps the wounds healed. Considering that Yggdrasil is the foundation of the Norse cosmology, Nidhöggr is essentially trying to destroy the world. And it survives Ragnarok.
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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the environmental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Considering his size those are freaking Film/TwoThousandTwelve sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?

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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the environmental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! Britain! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Considering his size those are freaking Film/TwoThousandTwelve sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?
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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the environmental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Considering his size those are freaking Film/{{2012}} sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?

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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the environmental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Considering his size those are freaking Film/{{2012}} Film/TwoThousandTwelve sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?
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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the environmental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Considering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?

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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the environmental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Considering his size those are freaking 2012 Film/{{2012}} sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?
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* The myth of Sleipnir becomes A LOT less funny when you realize that Loki was more or less RAPED by a horse...and as someone who has a grandparent who had horses and got an up-close look...a horse's ding dong is NOTHING to sneer at, mare form or not.

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* The myth of Sleipnir becomes A LOT less funny when you realize that Loki was more or less RAPED by a horse...and as someone anyone who has a grandparent who had horses and got an up-close look...look on horses can attest...a horse's ding dong is NOTHING to sneer at, mare form or not.

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* The binding of Loki.
** In a more detailed explanation; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. This is so painful that '''his spasms are what causes earthquakes'''. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, lest the poison starts overflowing, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''
* The Valkyries. Read Darraðarljóð (The Song of Darts) and you get the point.
** ''The warp is made of human entrails; Human heads are used as heddle-weights; The heddle rods are blood-wet spears; The shafts are iron-bound and arrows are the shuttles. With swords, we will weave this web of battle.''

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* The binding of Loki.
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Loki. In a more detailed explanation; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''his own son’s entrails'' with a serpent ''constantly dripping'' dripping venom'' onto his face and into his eyes. This is so painful that '''his spasms are what causes earthquakes'''. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, lest the poison starts overflowing, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''
Ragnarök]]''.
* The Valkyries. Read Darraðarljóð (The Song of Darts) and you get the point. \n** ''The warp is made of human entrails; Human heads are used as heddle-weights; The heddle rods are blood-wet spears; The shafts are iron-bound and arrows are the shuttles. With swords, we will weave this web of battle.''
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** To iterate; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. This is so painful that '''his spasms are what causes earthquakes'''. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, lest the poison starts overflowing, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''

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** To iterate; In a more detailed explanation; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. This is so painful that '''his spasms are what causes earthquakes'''. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, lest the poison starts overflowing, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''
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** To iterate; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. This is so painful that his spasms are what '''causes earthquakes'''. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, lest the poison starts overflowing, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''

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** To iterate; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. This is so painful that his '''his spasms are what '''causes causes earthquakes'''. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, lest the poison starts overflowing, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''
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** To iterate; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. This is so painful that his spasms are what *causes earthquakes*. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, lest the poison starts overflowing, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''

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** To iterate; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. This is so painful that his spasms are what *causes earthquakes*.'''causes earthquakes'''. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, lest the poison starts overflowing, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''
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** To iterate; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''

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** To iterate; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. This is so painful that his spasms are what *causes earthquakes*. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, lest the poison starts overflowing, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''
Ragnarök]]''

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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?

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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental environmental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering Considering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?



** Creator/NeilGaiman's 2017 rendition dials it up, predictably by making one small addition. Unlike other versions which presents the Norse Myth as already having happened, Gaiman treats the mythology as living and active. Ragnarok hasn't already happened, it will happen sometime in the future...i.e. ''our future''. The Norse Gods are presented as our gods. The beginning of Ragnarok is when Jormungandr the Midgard Serpent rises to the surface, and his black venom spews out killing all ocean life, a reference to the deepwater horizon spill, the oceans boil and climate changes.
* Náströnd (The Bay of Corpses). This is where Níðhöggr lives and the evil doers are sent according to the Norse myths. From the roof of the hall hangs serpents who drops venom and there are rivers running with venom, it's cold and there is no light. And Níðhöggr sucks corpses. This is where the most evil people are sent, wolfish murderers (killers of the defenseless), the ones who seduces another’s close-trusted wife and those who gives false oaths and perjure.

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** Creator/NeilGaiman's 2017 rendition dials it up, predictably by making one small addition. Unlike other versions which presents present the Norse Myth as already having happened, Gaiman treats the mythology as living and active. Ragnarok hasn't already happened, it will happen sometime in the future...i.e. ''our future''. The Norse Gods are presented as our gods. The beginning of Ragnarok is when Jormungandr the Midgard Serpent rises to the surface, and his black venom spews out killing all ocean life, a reference to the deepwater horizon spill, the oceans boil and climate changes.
* Náströnd (The Bay of Corpses). This is where Níðhöggr lives and the evil doers are sent according to the Norse myths. From the roof of the hall hangs serpents who drops venom and there are rivers running with venom, it's cold and there is no light. And Níðhöggr sucks corpses. This is where the most evil evilest people are sent, wolfish murderers (killers of the defenseless), the ones who seduces another’s close-trusted wife and those who gives give false oaths and perjure.



** To iterate; Loki is chained to a rock with venom ''constantly dripping'' onto his face and into his eyes. Fortunately, his wife, Sigyn, is there to alleviate the pain by holding a bowl over his head to catch the poison. ''Unfortunately'' the bowl has to be emptied when it gets too full, and this causes the poison to drip into his eyes once again. For added fuel, his escape from this FateWorseThanDeath is what ''jumpstarts [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragnarök]]''



** ''The warp is made of human entrails; Human heads are used as heddle-weights; The heddle rods are blood-wet spears; The shafts are iron-bound and arrows are the shuttles. With swords we will weave this web of battle.''
* The myth of Sleipnir becomes A LOT less funny when you realize that Loki was more or less RAPED by a horse...and as someone who has a grandparent who had horses and got an up close look...a horse's ding dong is NOTHING to sneer at, mare form or not.

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** ''The warp is made of human entrails; Human heads are used as heddle-weights; The heddle rods are blood-wet spears; The shafts are iron-bound and arrows are the shuttles. With swords swords, we will weave this web of battle.''
* The myth of Sleipnir becomes A LOT less funny when you realize that Loki was more or less RAPED by a horse...and as someone who has a grandparent who had horses and got an up close up-close look...a horse's ding dong is NOTHING to sneer at, mare form or not.

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* Náströnd (The Bay of Corpses). This is where Níðhöggr lives and the evil doers are sent according to the Norse myths. From the roof of the hall hangs serpents who drops venom and there are rivers running with venom, it's cold and there is no light. And Níðhöggr sucks corpses. This is where the most evil people are sent, wolfish murderers (killers of the defensless), the ones who seduces another’s close-trusted wife and those who gives false oaths and perjure.

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* Náströnd (The Bay of Corpses). This is where Níðhöggr lives and the evil doers are sent according to the Norse myths. From the roof of the hall hangs serpents who drops venom and there are rivers running with venom, it's cold and there is no light. And Níðhöggr sucks corpses. This is where the most evil people are sent, wolfish murderers (killers of the defensless), defenseless), the ones who seduces another’s close-trusted wife and those who gives false oaths and perjure.



* The myth of Sleipnir becomes A LOT less funny when you realize that Loki was more or less RAPED by a horse...and as someone who has a grandparent who had horses and got an up close look...a horses ding dong is NOTHING to sneer at, mare form or not.

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* The myth of Sleipnir becomes A LOT less funny when you realize that Loki was more or less RAPED by a horse...and as someone who has a grandparent who had horses and got an up close look...a horses horse's ding dong is NOTHING to sneer at, mare form or not.not.
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** ''The warp is made of human entrails; Human heads are used as heddle-weights; The heddle rods are blood-wet spears; The shafts are iron-bound and arrows are the shuttles. With swords we will weave this web of battle.''

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** ''The warp is made of human entrails; Human heads are used as heddle-weights; The heddle rods are blood-wet spears; The shafts are iron-bound and arrows are the shuttles. With swords we will weave this web of battle.''''
* The myth of Sleipnir becomes A LOT less funny when you realize that Loki was more or less RAPED by a horse...and as someone who has a grandparent who had horses and got an up close look...a horses ding dong is NOTHING to sneer at, mare form or not.
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** Creator/NeilGaiman's 2017 rendition dials it up, predictably by making one small addition. Unlike other versions which presents the Norse Myth as already having happened, Gaiman treats the mythology as living and active. Ragnarok hasn't already happened, it will happen sometime in the future...i.e. ''our future''. The Norse Gods are presented as our gods. The beginning of Ragnarok is when Jormungandr the Midgard Serpent rises to the surface, and his black venom spews out killing all ocean life, a reference to the deepwater horizon spill, the oceans boil and climate changes.
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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?

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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragarök]] Ragnarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?
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* Náströnd (The Bay of Corpses). Dear gods, Náströnd! This is where Níðhöggr lives and the evil doers are sent according to the Norse myths. From the roof of the hall hangs serpents who drops venom and there are rivers running with venom, it's cold and there is no light. And Níðhöggr sucks corpses. This is where the most evil people are sent, wolfish murderers (killers of the defensless), the ones who seduces another’s close-trusted wife and those who gives false oaths and perjure.

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* Náströnd (The Bay of Corpses). Dear gods, Náströnd! This is where Níðhöggr lives and the evil doers are sent according to the Norse myths. From the roof of the hall hangs serpents who drops venom and there are rivers running with venom, it's cold and there is no light. And Níðhöggr sucks corpses. This is where the most evil people are sent, wolfish murderers (killers of the defensless), the ones who seduces another’s close-trusted wife and those who gives false oaths and perjure.



* The Valkyries. Read Darraðarljóð (The Song of Darts). Just read Darraðarljóð and you get the point.

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* The Valkyries. Read Darraðarljóð (The Song of Darts). Just read Darraðarljóð Darts) and you get the point.
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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is a million times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouMayFreakOutNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?

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* [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is more than a million hundred times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouMayFreakOutNow ''[[YouCanPanicNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?

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** ''The warp is made of human entrails;
Human heads are used as heddle-weights;
The heddle rods are blood-wet spears;
The shafts are iron-bound and arrows are the shuttles.
With swords we will weave this web of battle.''

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** ''The warp is made of human entrails;
entrails; Human heads are used as heddle-weights;
heddle-weights; The heddle rods are blood-wet spears;
spears; The shafts are iron-bound and arrows are the shuttles.
shuttles. With swords we will weave this web of battle.''
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* The binding of Loki.

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* The binding of Loki.Loki.
* The Valkyries. Read Darraðarljóð (The Song of Darts). Just read Darraðarljóð and you get the point.
** ''The warp is made of human entrails;
Human heads are used as heddle-weights;
The heddle rods are blood-wet spears;
The shafts are iron-bound and arrows are the shuttles.
With swords we will weave this web of battle.''
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* [[{{Götterdämmerung}} Ragarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is a million times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouMayFreakOutNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?

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* [[{{Götterdämmerung}} [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Ragarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is a million times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouMayFreakOutNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?
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* [[Götterdämmerung Ragarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is a million times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouMayFreakOutNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?

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* [[Götterdämmerung [[{{Götterdämmerung}} Ragarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is a million times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouMayFreakOutNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?
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*[[Götterdämmerung Ragarök]] is really the Nightmare Fuel-version of HilariousInHindsight. First considering Hati: a wolf big enough to ''eat the moon''. He must be larger than the earth and have his own gravity field. Then consider the enviromental effects of the moon being eaten. Then Jörmungadr, he encircles the whole god damned earth! His head must be larger than Great Brittan! It said that when he writhes it causes tidal waves. Condiering his size those are freaking 2012 sized waves. Then Fenrir. He eats ''the freaking SUN''! How larger is he really? Considering the sun is a million times bigger than earth, Fenrir is even ''[[YouMayFreakOutNow bigger]]''. And Níðhöggr is still supposed to be larger than Fenrir. And when Fenrir eats the sun, half of the world would see him do it, then 8 minutes later the sky would go black forever and the Earth would likely be thrown out into deep space along with the rest of the solar system unless it would all be drgged into Fenrir. Fimbulwinter indeed. Granted, the Norsemen knew little about gravity or how big the sun and the moon really was, but this is not the point of this trope is it?
** And let's not forget that there will be a ZombieApocalypse on top of that.
*Náströnd (The Bay of Corpses). Dear gods, Náströnd! This is where Níðhöggr lives and the evil doers are sent according to the Norse myths. From the roof of the hall hangs serpents who drops venom and there are rivers running with venom, it's cold and there is no light. And Níðhöggr sucks corpses. This is where the most evil people are sent, wolfish murderers (killers of the defensless), the ones who seduces another’s close-trusted wife and those who gives false oaths and perjure.
* The binding of Loki.

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