History NightmareFuel / MuppetsMostWanted

-->'''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[RedBaron The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal]] [[BadassBoast and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you ''[[YouFool fools]]!'' ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[BorrowedCatchphrase YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''\\

-->'''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[RedBaron The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal]] [[BadassBoast and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you ''[[YouFool fools]]''! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[BorrowedCatchphrase YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''\\

-->'''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[RedBaron The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal]] [[BadassBoast and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[BorrowedCatchphrase YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''\\

** It should be noted that this isn't the first time a Muppet has played the BigBad in a movie, Piggy played the Wicked Witch after all. But aside from that, humans usually played the villains, [[Film/TheMuppetMovie Doc Hopper]], [[Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper Nicky Holiday]], [[Film/MuppetTreasureIsland Long John Silver]], [[Film/TheMuppets Tex Richman]], hell, even [[Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol Scrooge]] before his HeelFaceTurn, and they often came off as intimidating (albeit with each of their own [[LaughablyEvil comedic moments]]). But now? [[CuteIsEvil It's a Muppet taking the stage]], and [[EvilDoppelganger he has Kermit's face.]] And unlike Piggy as a Witch, there's no excuse of this being [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace a fairytale told with Muppets]], it's the Muppets themselves offstage, and there's someone out there using them as pawns and planning to kill them all.

* ''The Wall''. A wall in the yard of the gulag where inmates that defy the guards are stuck to and left to freeze to death out in the snow, with Nadya threatening to put Kermit there if he doesn't help with the Gulag Revue rehearsals. As if that wasn't bad enough, if the inmate on the wall telling Kermit to just help Nadya with the rehearsals and that he's never getting out is any indication, inamtes stuck to the wall have very much given up and accepted that they are to hang on the wall until they die.

'''Scooter:''' ''[unnerved]'' What is 'that?'\\

-->'''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[RedBaron The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal]] [[BadassBoast and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[BorrowedCatchphrase YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''

** It should be noted that this isn't the first time a Muppet has played the big villain in a movie, Piggy played the Wicked Witch after all. But aside from that, humans usually played the villains, [[Film/TheMuppetMovie Doc Hopper]], [[Film/TheGreatMuppetCaper Nicky Holiday]], [[Film/MuppetTreasureIsland Long John Silver]], [[Film/TheMuppets Tex Richman]], hell, even [[Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol Scrooge]] before his HeelFaceTurn, and they often came off as intimidating (albeit with each of their own [[LaughablyEvil comedic moments]]). But now? [[CuteIsEvil It's a Muppet taking the stage]], and [[EvilDoppelganger he has Kermit's face.]] And unlike Piggy as a Witch, there's no excuse of this being [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace a fairytale told with Muppets]], it's the Muppets themselves offstage, and there's someone out there using them as pawns and planning to kill them all.

** It should be noted that this isn't the first time a Muppet has played the big villain in a movie, Piggy played the Wicked Witch after all. But aside from that, humans usually played the villains, Doc Hopper, Nicky Holiday, Long John Silver, Tex Richman, hell, even Scrooge before his HeelFaceTurn, and they often came off as intimidating (albeit with each of their own [[LaughablyEvil comedic moments]]). But now? [[CuteIsEvil It's a Muppet taking the stage]], and [[EvilDoppelganger he has Kermit's face.]] And unlike Piggy as a Witch, there's no excuse of this being [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace a fairytale told with Muppets]], it's the Muppets themselves offstage, and there's someone out there using them as pawns and planning to kill them all.

** It should be noted that this isn't the first time a Muppet has played the big villain in a movie, Piggy played the Wicked Witch after all. But aside from that, humans usually played the villains, Doc Hopper, Nicky Holiday, Long John Silver, Tex Richman, hell, even Scrooge before his HeelFaceTurn, and they often came off as intimidating. But now? [[CuteIsEvil It's a Muppet taking the stage]], and [[EvilDoppelganger he has Kermit's face.]] And unlike Piggy as a Witch, there's no excuse of this being [[JustForFun/RecycledInSpace a fairytale told with Muppets]], it's the Muppets themselves offstage, and there's someone out there using them as pawns and planning to kill them all.

** It should be noted that this isn't the first time a Muppet has played the big villain in a movie, Piggy played the Wicked Witch after all. But aside from that, humans usually played the villains, Doc Hopper, Nicky Holiday, Long John Silver, Tex Richman, hell, even Scrooge before his HeelFaceTurn, and they often came off as intimidating. But now? [[CuteIsEvil It's a Muppet taking the stage]], and [[EvilDoppelganger he has Kermit's face.]] And unlike Piggy as a Witch, there's no excuse of this being [[RecycledInSpace a fairytale told with Muppets]], it's the Muppets themselves offstage, and there's someone out there using them as pawns and planning to kill them all.

** It should be noted that this isn't the first time a Muppet has played the big villain in a movie, Piggy played the Wicked Witch after all. But aside from that, humans usually played the villains, Doc Hopper, Long John Silver, Tex Richman, hell, even Scrooge before his HealFaceTurn, and they often came off as intimidating. But now? [[CuteIsEvil It's a Muppet taking the stage]], and [[EvilDoppelganger he has Kermit's face.]] And unlike Piggy as a Witch, there's no excuse of this being [[RecycledInSpace a fairytale told with Muppets]], it's the Muppets themselves offstage, and there's someone out there using them as pawns and planning to kill them all.

-->'''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[RedBaron The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[BorrowedCatchphrase YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''

-->'''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[TheRedBaron The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[BorrowedCatchphrase YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''

-->'''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[BadassBoast The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[BorrowedCatchphrase YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''

-->mu'''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[BadassBoast The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[BorrowedCatchphrase YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''

** When Walter and Fozzie discover that Kermit had been replaced by Constantine, he catches them, saying threateningly "You have wocka-ed your last wocka, Bear." and advances toward them, suddenly barring ''[[ScaryTeeth bear trap-like teeth]]'', pictured above.

--> '''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[BadassBoast The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[BorrowedCatchphrase YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''

** When Walter and Fozzie discover that Kermit had been replaced by Constantine, he catches them, saying threateningly "You have wocka-ed your last wocka, Bear." and advances toward them, suddenly barring ''metal teeth'', pictured above.

--> '''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[BadassBoast The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''[[{{Catchphrase}} YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!]]'''

** When Walter and Fozzie discover that Kermit had been replaced by Constantine, he catches them, saying threateningly "You have waka-ed your last waka, Bear." and advances toward them, suddenly barring ''metal teeth'', pictured above.

** Later, after proposing to Miss Piggy and arranging a wedding at the Tower of London, so he could get close to the Crown Jewels, Constantine plans to [[spoiler: murder Miss Piggy with a time bomb disguised as a wedding ring to cover his tracks]]. Once his ruse is exposed, he hears the signal from Dominic to escape and proceeds to [[spoiler:set off his bomb to blow up everybody at the church]] with a PreMortemOneLiner in the form of his last Kermit impression, which at that point stops being funny and becomes unsettling.

--> '''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! [[BadassBoast The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal and a]] ''[[BadassBoast thousand]]'' [[BadassBoast times more frog than this Kermit person!]] And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!'''

--> '''Constantine:''' That is right, Muppets! I am Constantine! The world's most dangerous frog and #1 criminal and a ''thousand'' times more frog than this Kermit person! And now, I have only one thing to say to you [[YouFool fools]]! ''[pulls out a detonator and imitates Kermit]'' '''Goodnight, Folks!''' ''[detonates bomb]'' '''YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!'''