History Narm / FanWorks

* In the WesternAnimation/InfinityTrain fic ''The Sun Will Come Up And The Seasons Will Change,'' Nora is revealed to be a neo Nazi in her debut when she walks across the snow, and the cut of her shoes leave swastikas in her footprints. It's meant to be a shocking moment, but the image of a hate symbol being carved into the bottom of a 14-year-old's shoes with the purpose of leaving ''footprints'' with that shape comes off as so sudden and over-the-top it's almost hilarious.

* In the InfinityTrain fic ''The Sun Will Come Up And The Seasons Will Change,'' Nora is revealed to be a neo Nazi in her debut when she walks across the snow, and the cut of her shoes leave swastikas in her footprints. It's meant to be a shocking moment, but the image of a hate symbol being carved into the bottom of a 14-year-old's shoes with the purpose of leaving ''footprints'' with that shape comes off as so sudden and over-the-top it's almost hilarious.

* One of the many gems from the ''Series/HannahMontana''[=/=]''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' crossover named ''Fanfic/LovesHeartstrings'':

[[https://www.wattpad.com/story/315330446-power-rangers-zoo-keepers-season-1 Power Rangers Zoo-Keepers]] chooses to follow up on the Green Ranger being caught in an elephant trap by having Blue respond with [[TotallyRadical “Dude!”]]. Adding to the silliness, when the two are caught in a net, to which White responds with [[GratuitousSpanish “Amigos!”]].

* ''Fanfic/SoullessShell'':

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The most common sources of {{Narm}} in FanFiction are [[{{Wangst}} poorly-written angst]] fics and [[IKEAErotica poorly-written porn]] fics. Any combination of the two is utterly hilarious.

** Several things in ''FanFic/TheEndOfEnds'', though what takes the cake is [[spoiler:Beast Boy's tombstone]] saying: "Driven insane by the negligence of humanity and fate", as it sounds less dramatic and more like something out of a SoBadItsGood ''VideoGame/HalfLife'' fanfic.
** In ''[[FanFic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic My Brave Pony: Star Fleet Magic III]]'', [[spoiler: Twilight's death]] is presumably supposed to be a TearJerker moment, and is built up to be tragic. So naturally, Lightning responds thusly.

!!Fandoms:
[[folder: Harry Potter]]
* TropeCodifier for FanFic: ''FanFic/MyImmortal,'' and anything in other fanfic that reminds the reader of ''My Immortal''. It's ''meant'' to be a DarkFic ([[PoesLaw assuming the author wasn't]] [[CrackFic trolling]][[PoesLaw when she wrote it]]) and contains sex scenes, mentions of rape and suicide, characters [[SelfHarm slitting their wrists]], depression, etc. However, the grammar is so bad, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin many misspellings create other words]], genitals are [[TheBodyPartsThatMustNotBeNamed called things like "you-know-what"]], the protagonist is so whiny, and the canon characters are so OutOfCharacter, that it just comes off as laughable.
* The bondage Ron scene in ''More Important Things'' is ''meant'' to be shocking and show us just how bad the Voldemort-ruled wizarding world is, but it's hard to take it seriously when RonTheDeathEater (who at this point is leading a pair of naked women on leashes like something from ''Literature/{{Gor}}'') might as well be [[DastardlyWhiplash twirling his moustache]]:
-->'''Ron:''' ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice I'm evoking pureblood law so you mudblood can get down on your knees and attend to my needs now, the half blood can have the pleasure of watching.]]''
* ''FanFic/{{Deserving}}'': "[[DoesNotLikeMen I hate that you have a cock]]. I hate it! I hate that I am married to someone who has a cock!"
** "[[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/493436.html Dumbledorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!]]"
** Richard crying [[PleaseWakeUp "Pah pah, up pah pah, up"]] when the DiabolusExMachina has left Snape chained to the floor becomes funny rather than heartrending for three reasons: Firstly, he's ''completely unharmed''. Secondly, it's hard not to hear it as the "oompa-oompa-oompa-pa" trombone from ''Theatre/TheMusicMan''. Thirdly, it's more than a bit reminiscent of the "Profesor [=McGoogle=] did a spell so that we were all chained up" scene in ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''.
** "LUBE! Always lube. Don't make me repeat it," came the menacing voice.
** Harry asking "[[VideoGame/ZeroWing What happen?]]" in the middle of a theoretically dramatic scene is impossible to take seriously.
* Where to start with ''The Girl Who Lived''? You could simply say "everything the author inserted into the canon stories", but the real special mention must go to every single one of Rose Potter's melodramatic, absurd speeches about whatever takes her fancy at that moment, which happen with alarming frequency (and are often accompanied by her floating in the air with her eyes glowing and winds blowing around her, as though it were not "dramatic" enough). Any speech that features an eleven year old girl reacting to a person she just met making mildly derogatory remarks by saying "You impugn the honor of my parents Malfoy, and those of my friend! Leave!", qualifies as Narm. According to that work's former page, ''the author actually copied down the entire series word-for-word''. That's... wow.
* Most of ''Fanfic/TheLastWar''. The writing is serviceable if overwrought, but it doesn't take long for the plot to cross the line from tragedy into farce. Then there's the bit where Hermione's love for Harry is described as being "like [[AccidentalInnuendo golden water]]", the bit where they dance to "Always" by Music/{{Erasure}} (aka the theme from ''VideoGame/RobotUnicornAttack'') and the bit where Series/TheATeam shows up for no apparent reason.
* ''Fanfic/KnowledgeIsPower'': The concept of "[[ScoringPoints Death Eater points]]". If you torture enough captives, presumably you can send off for a commemorative pen.
** Later in the same chapter, the following is very apt to make readers think of the many times characters are revealed in that way in ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'', but especially Dumbledore's appearance ("WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!") at the end of Chapter 4:
--->They were nearly at the doors of the great hall when all their carefully laid plans went [[ObligatorySwearing tits up]], neither Harry nor Hermione could believe who had caused it, Hannah Abbot!
** Sirius decides that he needs to re-enter the dating game after seeing how happy Lupin is with Sprout. Unfortunately, his internal monologue phrases it like this:
--->Sirius was just going to have to do a Moony, he needed to get up off his arse and go for it.
** Though it's clear from context what "Dumbledore played the werewolf card" means, it still looks like he took a break from his evil scheming for a quick game of ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''.

!!Other:
* From ''Fanfic/AlvanAnTheChipmunks3TheSecondSqueakuel'': "Brittany was screamin an experiencin pain like she'd never felt before, an Ian was laughin with pleasure an sadism as he made the tiny female chipmunk scream in agony an bleed very bad the bathroom floor was covered in a mix of blood an semen from Ians cock." Most of ''Alvin an the Chipmunks 3'' is pretty narmy, but this sentence takes the cake.

* ''WebAnimation/BartTheGeneral'' has this quite a bit with Homer/Omarn's {{Wangst}}, especially the infamous "Marge... yer breakin' my heart... MAAAAAARRRGGEE..."

* ''Chocobo Nights'' is loaded with this.
** Tifa screaming "IT'S SO FURRY!" while being "ridden" by a Chocobo.

* From ''Fanfic/ChristianHumberReloaded''
** The main character yells "[[BigNo NOOO]]! WHOEVER DID THIS WILL PAY DEARLY, BECAUSE I LOVED THEM?" after finding the little girl who took him in and her father dead along with the rest of their village in the second chapter.
** "Soil, is my power." Supposedly, it was taken from the ''Anime/FinalFantasyUnlimited'' anime along with the Magun, but that doesn't make it much better.
** "I will rip out your hearts eat them then crap out your souls, you will taste oblivion, which tastes like Red Bull, which is disgusting!" Vash's attempt at a BadassBoast after combining his [[Franchise/DragonBall Super Saiyan]] and [[OurDragonsAreDifferent dragon]] [[SuperMode forms]] in early Part 6.
*** What makes the above quote even worse is that it's ripped from an episode of WebAnimation/RedVsBlue.
* The ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' fangame ''VideoGame/HammerBrother'' has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAFp5qPqkMw this laughable attempt at plagiarizing Wily's Revenge]].
%%* ''FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen''. It's in the style of ''FanFic/MyImmortal.''
%%--> "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin HALF-BREAD]]!"

* The ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' fan comic ''Webcomic/HowIBecameYours'' is awash with Narm; in fact, one could say that ''every page'' is visual Narm just because of the terrible art, but the dialog and [[WallOfText Walls Of Text]] take it up to eleven. The most famous would have to be "chard monster," but Aang, Zuko, and Sokka (who are adults here) going "yea lets get wasted!" comes a close second.
** There's also the part where Sokka screams "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin NAA]][[BigNo OOOOOOOO]]!" when being held in an awkward way by Sho after [[spoiler:Mai hits Azula in the chest with a knife]].
* Any moment in ''FanFic/TheLifeAndTimesOfAWinningPony'' and associated stories where the word "whorse" is used instead of "whore".
* ''FanFic/LegolasByLaura'':

* Can we talk about ''Fanfic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami''? Here's a good one, "DONT WORRY! I WILL PAY YOU WELL BECAUSE YOU WERE MY BROTHER AND YOU WERE MY BEST FREND AND YOU WERE HIS GRAMPA!"
** And when [[BritishStuffiness Watari]] sees that Dark has shot Mello, in a supposedly climactic scene, Watari just exclaims stereotypically British expressions, yelling "I say, what's all this noise!" and "Bloody bugger! You shot Mello!" A few scenes later, Soichiro [[DastardlyWhiplash twists his mustache "like an evil guy"]].
* One of the many gems from the Series/HannahMontana[=/=]WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda crossover named ''Fanfic/LovesHeartstrings'':
--> '''Po'''/'''Kung Fu Panda''': "Hannah... [[BestialityIsDepraved UR DAD RAPED ME]]!"
* Creator/LittleKuriboh's spinoff fic ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town]]'' has a hilarious in-universe example - Yami Bakura is about to be tortured by Melvin, and he's pretty damn scared... until he realises that [[ItMakesSenseInContext Melvin's wearing nothing but a tiny purple thong]]. He points out that the thong makes the whole situation ridiculous.

* A [[WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum PPC]] fic once featured a MarySue who screamed, "My name is Salina Rose, and I AM A [[RougeAnglesOfSatin PIRATATE]]!"
* A PPC agent once said that a good rule of thumb is "Any fic which has the word 'rape' in its title is probably going to be brain-meltingly bad." She based this evidence on experience with two SoBadItsGood {{Lemon}} fanfics, entitled ''Shadow Rapes Matthias'' and ''[[BreadEggsMilkSquick Lullabies, Anal Rape and Dental Hygiene]]''. The former was ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, whereas the latter had a distinct lack of lullabies or dental hygiene. It also proved that, while it may be perfectly reasonable to think the phrase "Holy fucking shit, he's going to rape me!" when being attacked, it's very hard to take seriously in text, particularly when the character who says it apparently has NoIndoorVoice.
* ''FanFic/SoullessShell'':

* Throughout the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' fic ''FanFic/RespawnOfTheDead'', the Soldier goes steadily insane as he dodges Medic's attempts to give him medication for his schizophrenia. As a result of this, his shovel ends up talking to him and making his behavior more and more paranoid. This actually manages to be quite creepy... before it quickly barrels into the ridiculous, as the shovel starts to [[spoiler:hit on Soldier, and he eventually [[CargoShip has sex with it]].]] While it's obvious that this was intended to be [[{{Squick}} disgusting]] and disturbing, the whole situation is so mind-bendingly silly that it's hard to take it seriously. Trying not to think too hard about how it would be physically possible (which is a funny thought in and of itself), let's put it bluntly - try and say "[[spoiler:He fucked a shovel]]" while still keeping a straight face. Made even funnier by Soldier asking the shovel [[spoiler:if it was a boy shovel or a girl shovel, just so he could avoid being gay. With a ''shovel''.]]
* A ''VideoGame/PapaLouieArcade'' fanfiction gives us this:
--> Spraypaint was now coming out of Jims body, and he had a bad status. He got heavier and his body flopped down. He was running out of power, Jim: Thank you for this short nice life master, creator, Prof., Fitz---- POWER DOWN. Now Fitz went to go plug him on charge.
* ''[[Literature/AnitaBlake Anita]] [[http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095338 And The Wolves]]'': "She thirsted for cock."
* ''FanFic/HomestuckHigh'': a lot of it, particularly John getting visions and developing superpowers because of a blast of dark magic ''from a burger,'' the ridiculous BattleOfTheBands scene, and the description of the demon's lair:
-->Sollux hath taken her away from her friendships and had carved her into a crimsen spicked room with mutalated woman hanging from the cielings by their ovulation systems and with the baba fetuses in there eye sockets.
* ''FanFic/ThePrayerWarriors'', mostly because of its prolific examples of RougeAnglesOfSatin (and yes, ironically for a religious-based series, "Satan" ''is'' one of the words misspelled). A speech in the first one mentions damned souls being "eaten by foul breasts." Way to turn FireAndBrimstoneHell into MarshmallowHell.
* The ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5185325/ Parents Returned]]'' is pure gold when it comes to Narm. To summarize, Naruto's parents come back to life as zombies, no one has any reaction to this, and they go to a hospital to discover that their son has a room filled with filing cabinets. Then they start to play a video which shows Naruto being crucified and doused with gasoline by ski mask-wearing villagers. As you can probably tell, the fic loses all its credibility rather fast.
* The entirety of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10028532/1/The-Story-of-A-Lonely-Sorceress-and-A-Cursed-Gardener The Story of a Lonely Sorceress and a Cursed Gardener]]'', but special mention goes to 'The Serial Killer from Hell'.
* In chapter 10 of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7922950/10/the-dinami-force the dinami force]]'', the protagonist's evil mother goes on a sexist tirade, which is rather... overwritten.
-->"YOUNG LADY HOW DARE YOU, CHANGE YOUR BIRTH NAME TO SOMETHING SO OUTRAGEOUS, STENGTH? WOMAN ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE STRENGTH, WE ARE SUPPOSE TO ALLOW OUR MEN THE STRENGTH, LISA GRAB YOUR STUFF WE ARE LEAVING AND NEVER RETURNING" my mother shrieked.
* The original version of ''FanFic/SonicXDarkChaos'' was so narmy that the author declared it an OldShame and decided to completely rewrite it several years after he finished it. While better than the original, even the rewritten version isn't completely free from it.

* {{Creepypasta}}-fics can be a host of this sometimes, as brought to attention from WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}:
** ''Fanfic/SonicExe'', which is now known to be a ClicheStorm of creepypasta points, such as noting when something looked "hyper-realistic," the narrator noting things to the exact number of seconds they occurred in, and comparing an EvilLaugh to... Kefka's. In addition, there's the narrator listing up Sonic characters that died in the game alongside his actual friend, and in the end, [[spoiler:he's confronted by a Sonic.exe ''plushie'']].
** "Ihsoy" is a ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBros2'' pasta that involves... something about Reznor possessing the game and turning it into ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii'' but with different graphics for some reason. Narmy moments include an overuse of SdrawkcabName, "This next part is where I decided this was either a hacked copy or a haunted copy," and the implication that bringing Reznor back was what caused this. (And the narrator figured that out because "Bowser" backwards looks similar to "Reznor.") A reading can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULfT10cLbuo here]]. Needless to say, it loses its scare factor pretty quick.
** (not from Retsupurae) "The Arms" is a [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Pokemon Emerald]] pasta that starts with the player meeting the Elite Four as they run out of a portal that appeared for no reason. They tell you about how the titular arms killed their Pokemon, and Drake even implies that he's been DrivenToSuicide because of all this ("I have nothing left. Farewell."). Fair enough. The player walks through this portal... And then there's ''this'':
---> "The room within the teleporter looked like what tvtropes.org refers to as a '{{womb level}}'[...]"
** "Glitchlett" is one for ''VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue''. It's not that the author didn't try - but it's damn hard to make the "Diglett-dig, Diglett-dig, Trio-Trio-Trio" song, of all things, sound intimidating.
* The very late in the game revelation in ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/35338/shattered Shattered]]'' that [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash was impregnated when Soarin' raped her]], coming as it does after months (for readers) of tension over Dash's trauma and [[spoiler:Soarin's]] trial (and, by WordOfGod, ''80% of the way through the story''), comes off as [[DeusAngstMachina over-the-top]], not helped by the subsequently necessary [[spoiler:hot-button topic of abortion]], resulting in some readers not being able to take it all seriously.
* In the otherwise sad final chapter of the ''{{Franchise/Digimon}}'' fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/685662/38/Don-t-fall-asleep Don't Fall Asleep]]'', [[spoiler: Alice is killed by the fusion of [=MoonMilleniummon=] and Dark Ryo in front of the heroes]]. Unfortunately, their YouMonster reactions are... ''unimpressive'':
-->'''Female Tai''': "You worse [[RougeAnglesOfSatin then]] any monster on television!"
* ''Fanfic/AshesOfThePast'' is usually good with having its insanely over-the-top events taken seriously by the readers, but one line, said by Ash during his Gym battle with Pryce, really stands out and can result in unintentional laughter, especially if you [[CantUnhearIt read Ash's dialogue in Sarah Natochenny's voice]]:
-->'''Ash''': Heracross! [[spoiler:[[MakesSenseInContext Your arms are machine guns!]]]]
* The ''Literature/WarriorCats'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11511977/1/Into-the-Shadows Into the Shadows]]'' depicts a mother playing favorites with her newborn kits. Fair enough, but then her mate's reaction to this is taken to ridiculous extremes:
-->He half screamed, his eyes screaming. If cats had tear ducts tears would be dropping from his eyes.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11573965/1/Insomniac Insomniac]]'', a character just randomly runs into the lake and drowns herself. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment There's no foreshadowing of this, no emotional reaction by other characters; the act has absolutely nothing to do with previous events or characterization.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfbw1y_mvA This]] [[IncestYayShipping Elsa/Anna]] [[UsefulNotes/MikuMikuDance MMD]] ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'' video set to [[Music/ArianaGrande "Love Me Harder"]] has an unintentionally hilarious moment where Anna as a teenager pounces Elsa and screams "Touch Me, Elsa!". The slap Elsa gives her otherwise is the icing on the cake. The scene is really awkward and yet sad at the same time due to how much Anna craves her sister's attention (both romantically and in a general sense). The UsefulNotes/MikuMikuDance in general suffers from making Elsa look perpetually like she's angry or that she always has bedroom eyes as well, which is also hilarious because it contrasts with Elsa's canon persona so hard.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12033847/1/Warriors-Rewritten Warriors Rewritten]]'', the BigBad starts singing "Eenie meeny mini mo". It's meant to be [[IronicNurseryTune creepily dissonant]], but it just comes off as hilarious.
* The author of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12043449/17/Just-Like-Fire Just Like Fire]]'' chose a really bad time to intersect [[CallARabbitASmeerp slang]] with [[{{Anvilicious}} anvils]].
-->"You were meant to return [=AngelClan=] to it's former glory, and instead you've let it be run by ''kittypets and homosexuals''!"
* The short ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' fanfic titled simply "[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11736558/1/Genocide Genocide]]" has Flowey manipulate a player who only plays the Genocide Run in ''Undertale'' into killing everyone he knows in real life, just to show the player how terrible his actions actually are. What would otherwise be a rather chilling story, however, is hampered by the fact that the main character who plays the Genocide Run 100 times and invokes the wrath of Flowey is ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' for seemingly no discernible reason.
* "[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7037319/1/Hadrian-Abhorsen Hadrian Abhorsen]]", a CrossoverFic between ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' and ''Literature/OldKingdom'', has some moments of this. One of the most notable is Voldemort screaming "I AM LORD VOLDEMORT YOU INGRATE!" during the confrontation over the stone. Not only is such pathetic ranting out of character for the Dark Lord, it also strips him of any dignity and menace.
* ''Fanfic/MegamiNoHanabira'' has an example of InUniverse Narm when the BigBad starts [[ChewingTheScenery hamming it up.]] [[GenkiGirl Sara]] scoffs that he must've been waiting all week to go completely over-the-top, and he probably ''thinks'' he sounds menacing and awe-inspiring. [[TheNapoleon Reo]] tells him that he just sounds like a dork.

* ''[[https://www.wattpad.com/425237634-%3C!--F0--%3E9F%92%94easliy-broken%3C!--F0--%3E9F%92%94-the-embarrassment Easily Broken]]'' is meant to be a very serious story, and it does involve Lincoln trying to kill himself, but it comes off as ludicrous because:
** There are many spelling and grammar mistakes, and some of them even read like BabyTalk. Notably, when Lincoln is hospitalised, he's described as "injureded".
** Cody says, "Me three!" (as in, the age-old response to "Me too") [[DissonantSerenity while]] ''in mortal peril''.
* ''Fanfic/LincolnIsDone'' is meant to be a drama, and it involves Lincoln [[TheRunaway running away from home]]. Trouble is, the whole reason he ran away was [[MadAtADream because he dreamt his sisters hated him]] and he uses old-fashioned profanity such as "harlot" to insult them.
* ''[[https://eebydeebyderby.tumblr.com/post/692207127309238272/im-sorry I'm Sorry]]'' (based on ''Film/Ghostbusters1984'') has a scene where Egon is blaming himself for an OriginalCharacter's death, and it's meant to be a very angsty scene, but it comes off as ridiculous due to [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the sheer number of times]] he's said to be unable to breathe:
-->''He bows his head, gagging, unable to catch his breath. His lungs burn for air but he can't breathe. His chest spasms. The world spins rapildy around him and his vision blanks as his entire body screams for air, but he can't breathe, he can't breathe, he can't breathe. Egon sinks to the ground. His throat constricts, the muscles in his stomach cramp, he gags, unable to breathe. He gasps in a desperate attempt to draw in any amount of air.''

* TropeCodifier for FanFic: ''FanFic/MyImmortal,'' and anything in other fanfic that reminds the reader of ''My Immortal''. It's ''meant'' to be a DarkFic ([[PoesLaw assuming the author wasn't]] [[CrackFic trolling]][[PoesLaw when she wrote it]]) and contains sex scenes, mentions of rape and suicide, characters [[SelfHarm slitting their wrists]], [[Wangst Wangsty]] depression, etc. However, the grammar is so bad, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin many misspellings create other words]], genitals are [[TheBodyPartsThatMustNotBeNamed called things like "you-know-what"]], the protagonist is so whiny, and the canon characters are so OutOfCharacter, that it just comes off as laughable.

* TropeCodifier for FanFic: ''FanFic/MyImmortal,'' and anything in other fanfic that reminds the reader of ''My Immortal''. It's ''meant'' to be a DarkFic ([[PoesLaw assuming the author wasn't]] [[CrackFic trolling]][[PoesLaw when she wrote it]]) and contains sex scenes, mentions of rape and suicide, characters [[SelfHarm slitting their wrists]], depression, etc. However, the grammar is so bad, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin many misspellings create other words]], genitals are [[TheBodyPartsThatMustNotBeNamed called things like "you-know-what"]], the protagonist is so whiny, and the canon characters are so OutOfCharacter, that it just comes off as laughable.

* TropeCodifier for FanFic: ''FanFic/MyImmortal,'' and anything in other fanfic that reminds the reader of ''My Immortal''. It's ''meant'' to be a DarkFic ([[PoesLaw assuming the author wasn't]] [[CrackFic trolling]][[PoesLaw when she wrote it]]]]) and contains sex scenes, mentions of rape and suicide, characters [[SelfHarm slitting their wrists]], depression, etc. However, the grammar is so bad, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin many misspellings create other words]], genitals are [[TheBodyPartsThatMustNotBeNamed called things like "you-know-what"]], the protagonist is so whiny, and the canon characters are so OutOfCharacter, that it just comes off as laughable.

* TropeCodifier for FanFic: ''FanFic/MyImmortal,'' and anything in other fanfic that reminds the reader of ''My Immortal''. It's ''meant'' to be a DarkFic ([[PoesLaw assuming the author wasn't [[CrackFic trolling]][[PoesLaw when she wrote it]]]]) and contains sex scenes, mentions of rape and suicide, characters [[SelfHarm slitting their wrists]], depression, etc. However, the grammar is so bad, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin many misspellings create other words]], genitals are [[TheBodyPartsThatMustNotBeNamed called things like "you-know-what"]], the protagonist is so whiny, and the canon characters are so OutOfCharacter, that it just comes off as laughable.

* TropeCodifier for FanFic: ''FanFic/MyImmortal,'' and anything in other fanfic that reminds the reader of ''My Immortal''. It's ''meant'' to be a DarkFic ([[PoesLaw assuming the author wasn't trolling when she wrote it]]) and contains sex scenes, mentions of rape and suicide, characters [[SelfHarm slitting their wrists]], depression, etc. However, the grammar is so bad, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin many misspellings create other words]], genitals are [[TheBodyPartsThatMustNotBeNamed called things like "you-know-what"]], the protagonist is so whiny, and the canon characters are so OutOfCharacter, that it just comes off as laughable.

* A ''Literature/TheBabysittersClub'' fanfic ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/487459/1/Fighting_to_Live this one, to be exact]]) features this gem: "My heart is failuring me!"
** "Did you take her temperance yet?"

* ''VideoGame/HammerBrother'' has the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAFp5qPqkMw laughable attempt at plagiarizing Wily's Revenge]] later into the fangame.
* ''FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen''. It's in the style of ''FanFic/MyImmortal.''
--> "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin HALF-BREAD]]!"
* A recent chapter of ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' fanfic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6533816/1/Forgive_Us_Our_Trespasses Forgive Us Our Trespasses]] has the resident OriginalCharacter LaughingMad after her plans to rectify her situation [[SailorEarth as a homunculus]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong go horribly wrong]]. Unfortunately, between "The cycle of the Ourobourus was a never ending cycle of biting yourself in the ass!" and the entire LaughingMad scene itself being a reference to [[Memes/CodeGeass LOLzaku]] ([[WordOfGod according to the author's notes]]), the whole thing becomes epically hilarious.
* Fanfic-as-traced-comic ''Webcomic/HowIBecameYours'' is awash with Narm; in fact, one could say that ''every page'' is visual Narm just because of the terrible art, but the dialog and [[WallOfText Walls Of Text]] take it up to eleven. The most famous would have to be "chard monster," but Aang, Zuko, and Sokka (who are adults here) going "yea lets get wasted!" comes a close second.

* Any moment in ''FanFic/TheLifeAndTimesOfAWinningPony'' and associated stories where the word "whorse" is used in place of "whore".

* [[http://wtffanfiction.com/ WTFFanfiction]] has got this covered.

* FanFic/ThePrayerWarriors, mostly because of its prolific examples of RougeAnglesOfSatin (and yes, ironically for a religious-based series, Satan ''is'' one of the words misspelled). A speech in the first one mentions damned souls being "eaten by foul breasts." Way to turn FireAndBrimstoneHell into MarshmallowHell.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5185325/ This]] ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fic is pure gold when it comes to Narm. To summarize, Naruto's parents come back to life as zombies, no one has any reaction to this, and they go to a hospital to discover that their son has a room filled with filing cabinets. Then they start to play a video which shows Naruto being crucified and doused with gasoline by ski mask-wearing villagers. As you can probably tell, the fic loses all its credibility rather fast.
* The entirety of [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10028532/1/The-Story-of-A-Lonely-Sorceress-and-A-Cursed-Gardener this fanfic]], but special mention goes to 'The Serial Killer from Hell'.

* ''Fanfic/AshesOfThePast'' is usually good with having its insanely over-the-top events taken seriously by the readers, but one line, said by Ash during his Gym battle with Pryce, really stands out and can result in unintentional laughter, especially if you [[CantUnhearIt read Ash's dialogue in his current dub voice]]:

* {{Creepypasta}}-fics can be a host of this sometimes, as brought to attention from LetsPlay/{{Retsupurae}}:

* "FanFic/{{Deserving}}": "[[DoesNotLikeMen I hate that you have a cock]]. I hate it! I hate that I am married to someone who has a cock!"

** (not from Retsupurae) "The Arms" is a [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Pokemon Emerald]] pasta that starts with the player meeting the Elite Four as they run out of a portal that appeared for no reason. They tell you about how the titular arms killed their Pokemon, and Drake even implies that he's been DrivenToSuicide because to all this ("I have nothing left. Farewell."). Fair enough. The player walks through this portal... And then there's ''this'':
---> "The room within the teleporter looked like what tvtropes.org refers to as a “{{womb level}}”[...]"

* From ''Fanfic/AlvanAnTheChipmunks3TheSecondSqueakuel'': "Brittany was screamin an experiencin pain like she'd never felt before, an Ian was laughin with pleasure an sadism as he made the tiny female chipmunk scream in agony an bleed very bad the bathroom floor was covered in a mix of blood an semen from Ians cock." Most of Alvin an the Chipmunks 3 is pretty narmy, but this sentence takes the cake.

* ''Narm/FriendshipIsFailure''

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11573965/1/Insomniac Insomniac]]'', a character just randomly runs into the lake and drowns herself. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment There's no foreshadowing of this, no emotional reaction by other characters; the act has absolutely nothing to do with previous events or characterization.]] It happens solely because the author wanted to shoehorn in a 'tragic' ending.